Violence never solves anything. Well except for that one time… when it solved EVERYTHING.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 28, 2011 · 4:00 PM 
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88 Responses to “[VIDEO] What Rick the Adventure Core Sees in His Head All Day”

  1. Mr_Spaz on July 28th, 2011 3:03 pm

    What is this I don't even.

  2. Inshushi on July 28th, 2011 4:13 pm

    Needs more explosions.

  3. BlurrySandwich on July 28th, 2011 4:17 pm

    *Read in movie trailer voice*

    In a world where everyone needs a hero… one core answers the call.

    He is… RICK, THE ADVENTURE SPHERE

    coming soon to a testing facility near you, Explosion Day 2011

  4. Kam_Fakami on July 28th, 2011 4:17 pm

    The funny thing is, I actually want to hear Rick's theme re-orchestrated for the next Video Games Live.

  5. Darth_Destro on July 28th, 2011 4:24 pm

    I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here. Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!

  6. TheQueenofSouls(DT) on July 28th, 2011 4:27 pm

    Once again, Shawn you leave me at a loss for words.

    Edit: HELP! I'VE BEEN STRUCK BY TROLLS!!!

  7. spplmj on July 28th, 2011 4:34 pm

    Portal Wars

    Episode V

    WHEATLEY STRIKES BACK

    It is a dark time for Aperture Science. Although the Death Cube has
    been destroyed, Wheatley's troops have driven the Aperture forces from
    their hidden base and pursued them across the laboratory.

    Evading the dreaded Wheatley Monitors, a group of freedom fighters
    led by Rick the Adventure Sphere has established a new secret base in the remote
    depths of Test Shaft 9.

    The evil lord Darth Space Core, obsessed with finding young Rick,
    has dispatched thousands of remote Frankenturrets into the far reaches of
    Aperture Labs…

  8. RespectfulGlove on July 28th, 2011 4:40 pm

    Give the Fact Sphere some narration and fit in a scene with Space Sphere getting a cameo, and badda-boom, you have the next action movie of the decade.

    Really though, I wish Valve would give some extension attention to the personality cores.

  9. Shatman on July 28th, 2011 4:44 pm

    Of course violence never solved anything. Violence is never a solution. It's a QUESTION. As seen here:

    Q: Should we use violence?
    A: Yes.

  10. VyseRogueKing on July 28th, 2011 5:14 pm

    This is almost as epic as my daydreams. But there is one key difference. My daydreams take place in the sky!

  11. Drjolt on July 28th, 2011 5:29 pm

    Violence? It's called rickence because he's so awesome. And condoms? THEY'RE CALLED RICKOMS NOW!

  12. Artakha on July 28th, 2011 5:51 pm

    Now let me say how this makes me feel…



    OMFG, IFUCKINGLOVERICKTHEADVENTURECOREFUCKYEAH!

  13. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 6:09 pm

    So Rick would continue his adventure movie career for 10 more years, lose his lustre, make some commercials and cameos and eventually fade into drunken obscurity.

  14. Ice_Cold_Water on July 28th, 2011 5:15 pm

    That's 3 Sashas which is roughly $360,000 every 12 seconds.

  15. Uzumakiclan43 on July 28th, 2011 6:55 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/4/47/Nimoy.jpg"/img&gt;
    Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of an Aperture Science product being involved in adventures a long, long, time ago in a galaxy far, far away is true. And by true, I mean it's a piece of cake. They're all moist, sweet, caloric pastries. But they're delicious pastries. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no. Now our story begins on a Friday morning in a little backwater planet called Tatooine…

  16. TheAl41 on July 28th, 2011 7:53 pm

    Now if he was more intelligent, id call him:
    <img src="http://www.cracked.com/blogimages/2009/02/timepanties2.jpg"&gt;
    Edit: Darn, forgot to bring troll-reppelent today :(

  17. Omnomynous on July 28th, 2011 9:34 pm

    I didn't know Michael Bay made a Portal clip.

  18. ChemicalKirby on July 29th, 2011 12:01 am

    I can't believe I'm saying this, but what a good use of gary's mod.

  19. falconx123 on July 29th, 2011 12:01 am

    Looks better than duke nukem forever thats for sure this actually has guns in it.

  20. Dr.Panda on July 29th, 2011 1:19 am

    This submission was approved by Micheal Bay

  21. TomQuoVadis on July 29th, 2011 3:30 am

    Violence is not the answer…

    …it is the solution.

    Because there was no question.

    Only a problem.

  22. Gearheadmk2 on July 29th, 2011 6:28 am

    I was gonna say something witty, but then i heard the DADADADADADADADADA DUNDUNDUN and now my brain is somewhere in the back wall.

  23. Link Lab on July 29th, 2011 11:09 am

    As soon as I saw this I thought of this picture
    <img src="http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/product_1259006535f.jpg&quot; >

  24. VT_Juju_Man on July 29th, 2011 1:10 pm
  25. mintconditionpodcast on July 30th, 2011 7:57 pm

    what the hell is he saying at the 0:30 mark

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