If there’s no giant glowing weak spot, this is usually what I’m thinking.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2011 · 11:35 AM
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Someone needs to level grind…. If you cant kill the boss in one hit, you are not strong enough.
There's only one way to know for sure. Someone get me a Hot Pocket!!
*8 hours later*
Nope. No damage.
The solution! Kill it with fire! If its already on fire, or made of fire, fight it with fire! If those methods don't work, you're not using enough fire!
This sums up my resident evil 4 experience quite nicely
"Not sure if he has a nice hat
Or he's Übercharged"
TF2 F2P Summerfag
What you don't realize is that he's playing Tetris.
*Boss Dies*
Hooray! We did it!
*Boss Gets Up*
Now, I will show you my TRUE form!
*facedesk*
Wait was I supposed to be hitting that giant flashing orb?
Not sure if boss is easy.
Or just revives after battle.
This happened to me last night as I was fighting the Archdemon in Dragon Age. 45 minutes of hacking and slashing only to question if I was actually doing anything to it. That creature clearly doesn't follow the rules.
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BAH! back in my day we didn't have health meters for bosses, We told how hurt they were by them changing colour, it worked fine untill we relised the colour blind didn't have a clue what was going on, the morale of the story kids is; never give up… What were we talking about again?
There is a reason health bars were invented about how many years ago? They should be standardized.
Every RPG ever….except maybe pokemon.
Welcome to the world of Monster Hunter, where if it's your first time playing, you're constantly wondering when the monster will die or if you're doing something wrong.
Have you tried using New Year's Eve?
Sega Genesis was notorious for this. =|
If anyone here remembers the final Cackletta from Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, I just wanna say that's the first thing that comes to mind when I read this submission.
this is just how Monster Hunter feels like. “Am I seriously doing any damage to this huge thing with my sword and shield?”
Not sure if it's boss fight,
Or it's a face on a wall.
"Dude, you're doing it wrong."
"What? No I'm not, he's just really strong."
"You've been hitting him for like five minutes and you haven't done any damage."
"Bullcrap, there's a little bit missing right…well, he must just have hidden health bars like Sephiroth in KH."
"…I think maybe you need to crack off the shell before you can damage it."
"Oh yeah? And how the hell do you propose I do that, Mr. I-Know-Nothing-About-Shit?"
"Knock that tower over on top of him."
"Yeah, because that'll totally-"
*CRASH-CRACK-ROOOOOOAR-DAMAGE*
"Shut the fuck up…"
Not sure if this game is still fun,
Or if I'm just playing it for my pride now…
Not sure if I suck, or if I'm supposed to lose this fight.
I'd say both.
Because, you know, the game hates you.
This is why we need more glowing fuck-me-lights on bosses. :D
Giant Fuck-Me light?: Shoot until dead
No giant Fuck-Me light?: Shoot everywhere until thumb bleeds
Ah, this post reminds me of when I was doing it all wrong against the final boss in Secret of Mana. You see, it was my first time fighting the final boss and apparently after you defeat the previous boss, you get a spell that makes your sword the strongest weapon in the game. I was young at the time, so I didn't know about it. So it literally took me an hour just to kill the boss just by charging up my attack and releasing it. It wasn't until between the year 2008 and 2010 did I found out about that spell.
SAVE UP HARBINGER FOR FINAL BOSS FIGHT
DOES RANDOM SPLASH DAMAGE EVERYWHERE EXCEPT ON HARDLIGHT
Fry, your in a giant ship, with lazers,rockets, and bombs. I'm pretty sure your causing it damage.
Not sure if internet connection's lagging,
Or Deadpool has just discovered how to use bullet time.
Not sure if the controller is broken
Or I'm doing it wrong
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… It's just a long fight… It's just a long fight… It's just a long fight…
I'm not sure if anyone has ever heard of the game Shining Force, but this is how I felt when I fought Dark Dragon. I kept spreading out the damage onto each of his three heads, but the Health Bar always said ??/?? health. I tried attacking with the main hero, using the special sword you'd acquired and suddenly his health dropped to a number. I thought the trick was to attack him with the sword, but it didn't work every time.
It was years later I realized the game's Health Bar maxes out at 99/99 health. Anything over gets marked as "??".
*rushes into room*
so… what've I missed???
*sees post*
hmm….
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The boss just seems to take that long because you haven’t been hitting its weak spot for massive damage.
Monster Hunter series in a nutshell.
That's how bosses like Yiazmat from FF12 work.
Not sure if long boss fight, not doing any damage, or I didn't level up enough.