Next time I spend 30 hours building a floating city, I’m doing it on a multiplayer server where I can actually show it to someone!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 13, 2011 · 5:55 PM
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Don't worry, think about all those creepers that will be there to keep you company
Kamikaze Creepers: Infinite.
If you did it on a multiplayer server, there would be a 99.9% chance that someone would set it on fire.
There would be a small chance that it would be set on fire using combustible lemons.
More like Attempt to build massive medieval city.
Amirite?? huh? …no? just me..?. okay…
what if you build the medieval city in the sky and when it's night you remove steps so they can't get up?
Nature finds a way.
I believe this is relevant.
<img src="http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/0/0e/Forever_Alone.png">
Wait, wouldn't that mean he killed every animal in his little kingdom?
Dear god… HE'S A MURDERER! QUICK, CALL PETA!
Well, if you have torches all around, you've got pigs, sheep, cattle, and chickens to keep you company! If not, well, there's always the zombies, spiders, skeletons, and creepers…
That or try to steal your materials you used for it.
other person: Derp, how do I make make diamond pic? *breaks fence, glass road, chops down my tree*
myself: GTFO YOU STUPID LITTLE ****!
A whole new meaning to "When pigs fly"
EDIT: That reminds me, Shawn, I have an idea for a post, but somehow my computer screwed up my email system and I can't send things in. Can you help me out, or make the thing yourself, or anything else to get it sent in?
I believe this is semi-relevant.
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actually, my server has 5 medieval nations with a population of about 9. We need moar ppl. Apply for whitelisting at http://spatha.webs.com the IP is 71.171.96.172:25565
YOUR SPELLING IS ROGUISH!
Who makes a glass road?
Population: Over 9000.
Creepers: Don't count us because you don't like us huh?! Well, it could be worse! We could be blowing up your property!
….oh…that's why you hate… ohhhh…
<img src="http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m114/blackswordexe/forever_alone_in_minecraft_by_riyuzakisan-d3dz69b.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Sheep?
<img src=http://cheezburger.com/Builder/RenderPreview/6236ed75-bc11-4f3a-86ac-39338485daee>
What, you don't have one for your floating city?
I thought every Minecrafter had one….
I've pretty much stopped playing single-player minecraft. It's really not as fun by myself, I have materials so I can… run out of ideas.
Thankfully I have friends with the game, we just need to get off our asses and make a server.
Circle of Life, MineCraft Edition.
My death egg didn't need one…
<img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/7604/7787517.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="400" />
REMOVE NEED FOR WHITELIST
GET MORE PEOPLE WITH GREAT EASE
How do you build a massive floating city in the 12X12X12 space the admin assigns you with materials obtained from the oh-so bountiful "community mine"? Or maybe I haven't been to enough SMP servers.
…Alright, somebody call PETA. He obviously killed dozens of innocent creatures if he's the only thing there.
he's friends with Tree too!?
Lava. Lava everywhere.
Ooh… Looks like Dr.Panda 1-uped you….
and then someone brings fire…
I use a canal system for my floating city. No glass for me.
HOLY SSSSSSSSSSHIT!
Yes, it appears I have been bested. Well played Panda, well played…
This isn't a double post, it's been 5 hours. Anyways, I'm just gonna leave this pic here. Do with it what you may.
<img src="http://cheezburger.com/Builder/RenderPreview/8d3c2c14-6085-4fa1-83ec-7f44924f1363">
EDIT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-
I'm just gonna tell you what it is. It's Ezio from Assassins Creed 2, with a caption of, "Find your fathers robes- Immediately become a badass.
See advice meme.
Stab Shawn in his sleep.
I Plan to use one for my Marina
*Looks down at all the Nintendo-submissions in hand*
…
*Looks up to see the pickings of Shawns…FOOLISH…….HANDS*
….
*Sees MenloMarseilles EMPTY subscription box*
…
*convulsions*
Ohhhhhh what IM going to do to Youuuu….
hehehe ha..HaHA…he
I'm so angry!….. So…..angry!
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Build massive medieval city in populated server
lose it to a griefer siege in 10 seconds flat.
On the bright side, he's better off than this guy.
<img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/20b1wra.jpg">
i don't think he should call Mr.Creeper…he'll just trash the place…
Psh. Whitelist. Lame. It's WAAAAY easier to run a custom server loaded down with plugins at never pre-defined points in the day whilst only allowing connections through a VPN that is password protected and randomly quits working all on a laptop which(until recently) was on slow DSL and couldn't handle maps of 100mb+. In retrospect, my methods may need touching up….
*wipes forever* Phew, bout time….but I feel that it'll be back. Plus I feel it wasn't really jokes, just so people to jizz over Portal 2
Problem with building ANYTHING on a multiplayer server, Shawn, is that some asshat will find it and go "Ooh, look at all that neat stuff, I could really use every bit of it!"
Had a tower 15 by 15 by …whatever it was going one block above the clouds with a spiraling staircase along the walls, had a secret base underneath the water fountain, had a house with entry hall complete with 2 decorative waterfalls and lava place, red carpet, glass ceiling with water above it, a workshop and two rooms dedicated to me and my buddy who spent 5 hours building this awesome stuff.
And then some dickweed came along stole all my items, destroyed the glass, put signs everywhere with slander and racial slurs, and apparently burned my upper house rooms down with lava.
I was unhappy.
So get some earth, wind water and a little heart and the problem will resolve itself
Just to mess with people, I DID use a glass wall between a few canals. They follow a long canal path, jump over a wall, and get used to wall hopping. Then, BAM! LAVA CANAL!
I'll say! Tree is the ultimate bro.
and not a drop to…
…drink?
Rock not put into furnace before use?
Forever a cobblestone!
I forgot to put torches in my bedroom, let me go do tha….
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Population: 1…
and my ARMY OF WOLVES!
Lava, lava everywhere,
And all my diamonds did sink!