BUILD MASSIVE MEDIEVAL CITY, POPULATION: 1

Next time I spend 30 hours building a floating city, I’m doing it on a multiplayer server where I can actually show it to someone!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 13, 2011 · 5:55 PM 
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Advice Meme, Depressing, Irony, Minecraft, PC, Too Much Free Time

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51 Responses to “BUILD MASSIVE MEDIEVAL CITY”

  1. Henry_Wong on May 13th, 2011 5:59 pm

    Don't worry, think about all those creepers that will be there to keep you company

  2. Tael on May 13th, 2011 5:59 pm

    Kamikaze Creepers: Infinite.

  3. Tenck on May 13th, 2011 5:59 pm

    If you did it on a multiplayer server, there would be a 99.9% chance that someone would set it on fire.
    There would be a small chance that it would be set on fire using combustible lemons.

  4. pirate_slug on May 13th, 2011 6:00 pm

    More like Attempt to build massive medieval city.
    Amirite?? huh? …no? just me..?. okay…

  5. Happy_Killmore on May 13th, 2011 6:07 pm

    I believe this is relevant.
    <img src="http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/0/0e/Forever_Alone.png"&gt;

  6. satorifan on May 13th, 2011 6:10 pm

    Wait, wouldn't that mean he killed every animal in his little kingdom?
    Dear god… HE'S A MURDERER! QUICK, CALL PETA!

  7. Sceptilianblade on May 13th, 2011 6:11 pm

    Well, if you have torches all around, you've got pigs, sheep, cattle, and chickens to keep you company! If not, well, there's always the zombies, spiders, skeletons, and creepers…

  8. tmotom on May 13th, 2011 6:19 pm

    actually, my server has 5 medieval nations with a population of about 9. We need moar ppl. Apply for whitelisting at http://spatha.webs.com the IP is 71.171.96.172:25565

  9. Alpar on May 13th, 2011 6:24 pm

    Population: Over 9000.

    Creepers: Don't count us because you don't like us huh?! Well, it could be worse! We could be blowing up your property!

    ….oh…that's why you hate… ohhhh…

  10. Dr.Panda on May 13th, 2011 6:24 pm
  11. CriticalQuit on May 13th, 2011 7:13 pm

    I've pretty much stopped playing single-player minecraft. It's really not as fun by myself, I have materials so I can… run out of ideas.

    Thankfully I have friends with the game, we just need to get off our asses and make a server.

  12. spplmj on May 13th, 2011 9:08 pm
  13. Insidious_One on May 13th, 2011 9:47 pm

    How do you build a massive floating city in the 12X12X12 space the admin assigns you with materials obtained from the oh-so bountiful "community mine"? Or maybe I haven't been to enough SMP servers.

  14. satorifan on May 13th, 2011 9:48 pm

    …Alright, somebody call PETA. He obviously killed dozens of innocent creatures if he's the only thing there.

  15. TheUnknownNoob on May 14th, 2011 1:32 am

    See advice meme.

    Stab Shawn in his sleep.

  16. 1avidgamer on May 14th, 2011 4:27 am

    On the bright side, he's better off than this guy.

    <img src="http://i56.tinypic.com/20b1wra.jpg"&gt;

  17. Krugun on May 14th, 2011 8:58 am

    Problem with building ANYTHING on a multiplayer server, Shawn, is that some asshat will find it and go "Ooh, look at all that neat stuff, I could really use every bit of it!"

    Had a tower 15 by 15 by …whatever it was going one block above the clouds with a spiraling staircase along the walls, had a secret base underneath the water fountain, had a house with entry hall complete with 2 decorative waterfalls and lava place, red carpet, glass ceiling with water above it, a workshop and two rooms dedicated to me and my buddy who spent 5 hours building this awesome stuff.

    And then some dickweed came along stole all my items, destroyed the glass, put signs everywhere with slander and racial slurs, and apparently burned my upper house rooms down with lava.

    I was unhappy.

  18. BTSnoogans on May 14th, 2011 3:59 pm

    I'll say! Tree is the ultimate bro.

  19. Red on May 15th, 2011 11:43 am

    Rock not put into furnace before use?
    Forever a cobblestone!

  20. strayjohno on May 15th, 2011 4:38 pm

    Population: 1…

    and my ARMY OF WOLVES!

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