My Little Kratos

I have heard your cries, loyal readers! I’ll take a break from the courage Kratos submissions, and instead post what you guys really want… My Little Pony crossovers!
When he agreed to be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, this isn’t what he had in mind!
By lizkay, submitted by Paulrus and Caelun_Niveus

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 9:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (261 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, God of War, My Little Pony, Sony, Wild Animals

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61 Responses to “My Little Kratos”

  1. MonocleMan22 on April 1st, 2011 9:37 pm

    I dare you to try and find the rainbow in his butt.

    Also loved the fact that its bald and has its goatie.

  2. Totema on April 1st, 2011 9:38 pm

    …I squee'd. Should I have?

  3. TehBlueOne on April 1st, 2011 9:39 pm

    Should have made it My Little Pony day instead of Kratos. The shitstorm that would ensue

  4. Vatonnage on April 1st, 2011 9:41 pm

    Aw, don't wear pants Kratos Sparkle, we can't see your Cutie Mark that way!

  5. GameboyPATH on April 1st, 2011 9:43 pm

    And My Little Kratos cast himself over the highest hurdle in all of Greece…

  6. Virlunae on April 1st, 2011 10:02 pm

    Sadly, Kratos would soon realize that being neither a unicorn nor a pegasus, and most of all lacking a Cutie Mark, he was nothing special in Ponyville.

  7. Th3l4st0ne on April 1st, 2011 10:16 pm

    *Click on Halolz shortcut*
    Hmmm…. wonder what's up for April fail dAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
    KRATOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
    Red, where the hell you hid my stockpile of brainbleach?!?!?

    Also, Shawn, lrn2kratos, his face is inverted in the banner!

  8. Naxts_The_Demon on April 1st, 2011 10:17 pm

    I approve.

  9. TCC on April 1st, 2011 10:23 pm

    OSHI- KRATOS IS SMILING…. err…. not scowling….. whichever is more shocking….

  10. Red on April 1st, 2011 10:42 pm
  11. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 10:43 pm

    Kratos: When I was a human Spartan and things were not going well

    Halolz User: Tell me he's not…

    Kratos: The Gods would all betray me and send me back down to Hell

    Paulrus: I AM.

    Kratos: I'd craw out of the abyss, and roar at what I saw
    But then I thought that wasn't the way to deal with gods at all

    Rainbow Dash: So what i-*DECAPITATED*

    Kratos: I thought: Kratos, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face the hoards
    You'll see that you are a spartan… and that you carry two fuck-off swords.

    CUT. GUT. SCOWL.

    So, gut and cut the Goddies
    Disembowel the deities
    Crack skulls of the cronies
    Whoop the ass of the whimpys
    Castrate men beneath me
    Then fuck their lovely ladies

    And then go tell Ares to drop his sword and just give up and if he thinks he can kill me then he's got another thing coming and the very idea makes me laugh because I'm the GOD OF….

    WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

    *stab*

  12. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 10:58 pm
  13. Citrovc4 on April 1st, 2011 11:05 pm

    The next "My little Pony" game need to be modded so this is in it

    Or just have it in the base release, it would appeal to a broader market then.

  14. AuraMaster on April 1st, 2011 11:17 pm

    Nothing is manlier than a guy having the testicular fortitude to admit "Yes, I do like ponies. Those who think I'm a wuss can just watch me have sex with their wives after I've ripped their head from their bodies."

  15. Rain on April 1st, 2011 11:30 pm

    Girls love riding Kratos Pony

  16. Gamage on April 2nd, 2011 12:10 am

    You've answered my cries Shawn, thank you.

  17. Ernac on April 2nd, 2011 12:11 am

    Well aaaaaayyyyeeeeee LIKE IT!

  18. JesterJoe on April 2nd, 2011 1:27 am

    Hey, it's 1:30, kratlolz should be gone by no-OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THAT I HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO STUMBLE ACROSS?!

  19. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:40 am
  20. ThatOneDude on April 2nd, 2011 10:11 am

    Glue Of War

  21. Sid_Diddly on April 2nd, 2011 2:02 pm

    Ponies? More like "My Little Pwnies," amirite?

  22. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:17 am

    So this is where it all began…

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