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My Little Kratos

I have heard your cries, loyal readers! I’ll take a break from the courage Kratos submissions, and instead post what you guys really want… My Little Pony crossovers!
When he agreed to be one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, this isn’t what he had in mind!
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My Little Kratos



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2011 · 9:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (256 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, God of War, My Little Pony, Sony, Wild Animals

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62 Responses to “My Little Kratos”

  1. MonocleMan22 on April 1st, 2011 9:37 pm

    I dare you to try and find the rainbow in his butt.

    Also loved the fact that its bald and has its goatie.

  2. Totema on April 1st, 2011 9:38 pm

    …I squee'd. Should I have?

  3. TehBlueOne on April 1st, 2011 9:39 pm

    Should have made it My Little Pony day instead of Kratos. The shitstorm that would ensue

  4. Shawn Handyside on April 1st, 2011 9:41 pm

    There's always tomorrow! :O

  5. Vatonnage on April 1st, 2011 9:41 pm

    Aw, don't wear pants Kratos Sparkle, we can't see your Cutie Mark that way!

  6. GameboyPATH on April 1st, 2011 9:43 pm

    And My Little Kratos cast himself over the highest hurdle in all of Greece…

  7. Virlunae on April 1st, 2011 10:02 pm

    Sadly, Kratos would soon realize that being neither a unicorn nor a pegasus, and most of all lacking a Cutie Mark, he was nothing special in Ponyville.

  8. Th3l4st0ne on April 1st, 2011 10:16 pm

    *Click on Halolz shortcut*
    Hmmm…. wonder what's up for April fail dAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
    KRATOS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
    Red, where the hell you hid my stockpile of brainbleach?!?!?

    Also, Shawn, lrn2kratos, his face is inverted in the banner!

  9. Naxts_The_Demon on April 1st, 2011 10:17 pm

    I approve.

  10. Jade Catima on April 1st, 2011 10:18 pm

    But tomorrow's opposite day. If anything, the site tomorrow will be filled with submissions about Libya and dead kittens.

  11. TCC on April 1st, 2011 10:23 pm

    OSHI- KRATOS IS SMILING…. err…. not scowling….. whichever is more shocking….

  12. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 10:32 pm

    So he thought about killing everypony.

    Luckly, Fluttershy avoided the disaster.

  13. KitchwaTembo on April 1st, 2011 10:33 pm

    But that was after he slaughtered Princess Celestia.

  14. Red on April 1st, 2011 10:42 pm

    Relevant: rel="nofollow">

  15. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 10:43 pm

    Kratos: When I was a human Spartan and things were not going well

    Halolz User: Tell me he's not…

    Kratos: The Gods would all betray me and send me back down to Hell

    Paulrus: I AM.

    Kratos: I'd craw out of the abyss, and roar at what I saw
    But then I thought that wasn't the way to deal with gods at all

    Rainbow Dash: So what i-*DECAPITATED*

    Kratos: I thought: Kratos, you gotta stand up tall, learn to face the hoards
    You'll see that you are a spartan… and that you carry two fuck-off swords.

    CUT. GUT. SCOWL.

    So, gut and cut the Goddies
    Disembowel the deities
    Crack skulls of the cronies
    Whoop the ass of the whimpys
    Castrate men beneath me
    Then fuck their lovely ladies

    And then go tell Ares to drop his sword and just give up and if he thinks he can kill me then he's got another thing coming and the very idea makes me laugh because I'm the GOD OF….

    WAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

    *stab*

  16. MorningMoon on April 1st, 2011 10:50 pm

    My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is the best thing ever. =|

  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 10:53 pm

    You should've seen the sex minigam-NO! BAD PAULRUS!

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 10:58 pm

    <img src="http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/1288600530804.jpg&quot; alt="some_text"/>

  19. Mentlegen on April 1st, 2011 10:58 pm

    <img src="http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/solid-snake-little-pony.jpeg&quot; />

    More pony MANLINESS!

  20. Fearow on April 1st, 2011 11:01 pm

    This picture reminded me of the music video for ok2bgay o3o A hearty amount of +1 soup for you, komrade.

  21. DM1293 on April 1st, 2011 11:03 pm

    Shawn's manhood is that bad? He can be challenged by a PONY?

  22. Citrovc4 on April 1st, 2011 11:05 pm

    The next "My little Pony" game need to be modded so this is in it

    Or just have it in the base release, it would appeal to a broader market then.

  23. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 11:06 pm

    Yes. A pink airheaded pony, no less.

  24. Deep Thought on April 1st, 2011 11:07 pm

    Do you know about the awesome that is Pinkie Pie?

    Breaks the third wall almost as much as Deadpool

  25. Deep Thought on April 1st, 2011 11:09 pm

    I don't think that I could picture that…

  26. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 11:09 pm

    *passes note*
    "Fourth wall."

  27. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2011 11:14 pm

    Fluttershy: Um… killing people is bad, so you shouldn't do that anymore…♥
    Kratos: ….
    *GAME OVER*

  28. AuraMaster on April 1st, 2011 11:17 pm

    Nothing is manlier than a guy having the testicular fortitude to admit "Yes, I do like ponies. Those who think I'm a wuss can just watch me have sex with their wives after I've ripped their head from their bodies."

  29. Rain on April 1st, 2011 11:30 pm

    Girls love riding Kratos Pony

  30. Rain on April 1st, 2011 11:34 pm

    <img src="http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/kpenguin222/Captain_Falcon_Pony_full.gif"&gt;
    So is it still a Falcon Punch when a pony Falcon does it?

  31. Vabolo on April 1st, 2011 11:35 pm

    It introduced the newest pony, Sodomuffin.

  32. Vosur on April 1st, 2011 11:43 pm

    Brain-bleach, brain-bleach… where'd I have some… I've got eye-bleach, but I don't know if that'll work.

  33. Red on April 1st, 2011 11:55 pm

    PONY PAUNCH!!!

  34. Deep Thought on April 1st, 2011 11:55 pm

    I drunk better when I'm post…

  35. Red on April 1st, 2011 11:56 pm

    unless… reality is a triangle… or a series of triangles
    *gasps*
    omg! we live in a triforce!

  36. Ernac on April 2nd, 2011 12:09 am

    Damn, beating me to what I was going to say an hour ago.
    I would of added an "of this" but that communicates it much faster.

    My negative senses are tingling.

  37. Gamage on April 2nd, 2011 12:10 am

    You've answered my cries Shawn, thank you.

  38. Ernac on April 2nd, 2011 12:11 am

    Well aaaaaayyyyeeeeee LIKE IT!

  39. seanhl on April 2nd, 2011 12:18 am

    at least in the middle, damn hollow spot

  40. BTSnoogans on April 2nd, 2011 12:19 am

    Claiming tomorrow is opposite day on April Fool's Day… I don't know what to believe.

  41. Red on April 2nd, 2011 12:26 am

    that's where we keep this:
    <img src="http://incredibledad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/burger-king.png&quot; alt="" />

  42. Mentlegen on April 2nd, 2011 12:42 am

    "And what happened then?
    Well, in Ponyville they say that Kratos's small heart grew three sizes that day."

  43. Totema on April 2nd, 2011 12:54 am

    If this were Japanese animation, it would qualify as "QUALITY ANIME".

  44. DM1293 on April 2nd, 2011 12:59 am

    I counter your pony manliess with the COWBELL OF MANLINESS.

    <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080715170646/godofwar/images/f/f0/Dairybastardcostume.jpg"&gt;

    *In Tim Curry voice* Did none of you deduce, that Kratos was in all likelihood, a FURRY?

  45. MexicanJuice on April 2nd, 2011 1:06 am

    10 bucks says his cutie mark's a decapitated Helios head.

  46. JesterJoe on April 2nd, 2011 1:27 am

    Hey, it's 1:30, kratlolz should be gone by no-OH GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THAT I HAVE HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO STUMBLE ACROSS?!

  47. Roflcopter419 on April 2nd, 2011 2:01 am

    That would clearly make it a kick, then.

  48. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 2nd, 2011 2:38 am

    …

  49. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:40 am

    here's a new pony:
    <img src="http://thumbnails.cbsig.net/CBS_Production_Entertainment/516/520/lls_comedy_20101012_640x480__047000.jpg&quot; alt="" />

    (couldn't think of a name…)

  50. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:49 am

    PONY KICK!!!

  51. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:51 am

    *ground starts shaking*
    <img src="http://ssbmercurious.mattsoft.net/images/submissions/pokemon/marthtrinity/tauros.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    uh oh… my Tauros got loose again (Prof Oak… Y u no build fence at your lab?)
    RRRRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!
    (I think they saw Kow-tos)

  52. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:53 am

    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_iDrC48n-ryY/TIhh1FTr1BI/AAAAAAAAABA/gV7D7zbCEjU/s320/ScruffySecond.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  53. Red on April 2nd, 2011 2:54 am

    Well, it could be worse: http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1910671/AH+BL…

  54. Dimomarg on April 2nd, 2011 8:19 am

    Viva Kratiñata anybody?

  55. Squikker2001 on April 2nd, 2011 9:01 am

    Those eyes…
    Derpy Pie?
    Pinkie Hooves?

  56. Vabolo on April 2nd, 2011 10:09 am

    <img src="http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/the%20goggles.jpg&quot; /IMG>

  57. ThatOneDude on April 2nd, 2011 10:11 am

    Glue Of War

  58. Naxts_The_Demon on April 2nd, 2011 10:23 am

    ALL MY MONEY

  59. Sid_Diddly on April 2nd, 2011 2:02 pm

    Ponies? More like "My Little Pwnies," amirite?

  60. AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2011 12:58 am

    Kratos has the Scrappy ability!
    Kratos used STOMP!

    Problem, CDiGanon?

  61. Deep Thought on April 12th, 2011 4:56 pm

    <img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-SOQlqErZLbk/TVzP-JwO13I/AAAAAAAABdM/jmlDcD12IOY/s320/1297919729068.png"&gt;

  62. HughbertEsq on July 28th, 2011 8:17 am

    So this is where it all began…

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