An Angry Birds movie? What the cluck!
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You know what made me laugh the most?
"From visionary director: Michael Bay"
…not because of the "visionary" part. You know it'd be Uwe Boll who'd get his German mitts on it first.
Oh my.. That movie really
*sunglasses*
Cracked me up…
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
…no? -_-
The birds kill themselves in the process? I guess that gibberish they say when launched translates to "ALLAH HU AKBIRD!"
And you thought Hollywood actors hammed it up.
Jerks. Always pigging out at the buffet table, hogging the screen time too. They're not even kosher, what with the hollywood lifestyle. You know porking all those people can't be sanitary.
I hope I covered all the puns. We don't need more slop penned here. What, you don't like that I took all your pig-puns? Trough luck.
This was good… now… someone want to give it the law abiding engineer treatment? =D The girl can play the pyro =P or would that be the pyro can play the girl…
quite, I can't wait to see the others squeal in despair.
It's the ultimate showdown of two epidemics:
Bird flu VS Swine flu
You swine, how dare you point out one I missed. Well fine. I won't bore you with the details…but if you wanna pun duel, I'm game.
Needs less limbs.
THE MORE YOU KNOW!
The Falcon Almighty is their deity.
I'm surprised I haven't heard that before, haha, awesome!
I'm just glad those birds aren't real, or nature would really get scary!
That pun hurt so bad it just might make people…
*shades*
Angry.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Am I the only one who questions why Angry Birds is so popular in the first place?
If I recall correctly, I saw that only the birds flu.
OHMANSEEWHATIDIDTHEREISAIDFLUINSTEADOFFLEWI'MSOFUNNYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I do believe you mean boar.
What? You dont think nature is scary enough now? rel="nofollow">Hope you can still sleep after this
I do think it has with the ability to be able to kill both the birds and the pigs, and get to smash stuff without being annoyed by PETA or angry construction workers.
Construction workers get mad…real mad…you don't want to see that.
rel="nofollow"> This could possible provide an explanation.
It's a movie about buildings being destroyed and collapsing. Who'd be better than Michael Bay?
"Impenetrable Fortresses made of wood, glass, stone. Sometime's there's dice, maybe dominoes; I don't know, it's something with numbers on it."
-Field Intelligence and Reconnaissance
Yeah, they sound like they know what they're talking about. Let's go, men!
THIS IS NOT A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE
i mean WHERE THE HELL IS WILL SMITH!
IN A WORLD
WHERE NO EGGS ARE SAFE…
ONE MAN…
WILL DO WHAT IT TAKES…
TO GET THEM BACK
No no that's WOOOOOOOOOOO Smith! In every movie with Will Smith he has his trademarked WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come one, come all! To the latest, greatest, Punslinger contest the world has seen!
They have no arms or legs, so they rely on FALCON SLAM!
I'd want a WOOOOOOOOL Smith sweater.
Roland Emmerich?
Implied puns with correct spelling still count, my glove-hatted friend.
"This will change modern warfare"
This is the best update ever!
What kind of a gamer considers the consequences of killing the birds and their feelings for the sake of some eggs?
That's almost human!
I question that…
There aren't enough explosions for it to be Michael Bay.
It's likely Uwe Boll in disguise!
BTW:
<img src="http://www.newviennabuckeyes.com/SheepINGrass1.jpg" alt="" />
it's EWE Boll
DAMN NATURE!
YOU SCARY!
Steve the Minecraft guy?
Woll Smoth.
Booyah RT!