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CARRY AN ARRAY OF ADVANCED WEAPONRY, CURBSTOMP EVERYTHING

Sometimes the oldest methods are still the best!
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CARRY AN ARRAY OF ADVANCED WEAPONRY…



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 5, 2011 · 1:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (246 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
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invadingduck 96p · 743 weeks ago

Then I guess we should make a gun that fires boots.
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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 743 weeks ago

Its the American thing to do!

(If I get +1's for this one I'll be amazed.)
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Lordshadow 97p · 743 weeks ago

NO! Bad Shawn! No advice memes! No biscuit! *Squirts with a spray bottle*
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Captain Flavor 96p · 743 weeks ago

Hard to curbstomp them when my strongest weapon, the foam finger, causes chunks of everything to go flying away from me :/
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deleted722514 108p · 743 weeks ago

I don't always play futuristic spacial third-person games, but when I do,
I prefer Dos Mass Effect.

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...ok, I'm poor and couldn't afford both games. :(
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Kenpachi RAMASAMA 100p · 743 weeks ago

Sometimes, you just need a little less gun.
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Cookino 92p · 743 weeks ago

Have an array of things to post

Make and advice meme.
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CakeBard 88p · 743 weeks ago

*small cutscene thing*
Isaac: Blah blah blah, lemme curb stomp your rib cage and see what you got
*stomp stomp stomp*
Isaac: neat, 5 bucks.
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therandombear 87p · 743 weeks ago

Other caption should be: Huge arsenal with spear guns and mine guns, but all you really need is the starter gun...ye =/
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Zabrio 86p · 743 weeks ago

Fight an never ending horde of monsters, have the worlds most advanced weaponry, shun it all for a foam finger that kills anything when you say "pew, pew" or "bang bang"
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Jerach 86p · 743 weeks ago

Make yet another advice dog spinoff!

Get sent to the corner!
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Gourmet 94p · 743 weeks ago

Falcon Kick!
(Issac Kick?)
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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 743 weeks ago

Alternate:
Carry an array of advanced weaponry.
Only need one to beat the game.
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Dycro 105p · 743 weeks ago

Carry an array of advanced weaponry.

Use a foam hand as a gun that kills enemies with the power of imagination.

"PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!"
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Jones-250 66p · 743 weeks ago

Halo, empty an clip on enemy, no reaction. Melee in the back INSTAKILL!
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Angemon300 86p · 743 weeks ago

I come back from a great time at the movies to an advice meme.
Internet, I am dissapoint.
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Alpwan 101p · 743 weeks ago

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Xenrek 66p · 743 weeks ago

a good ol' brawl is always the best choice in any scenario.

besides, nothing beats hearing some poor man scream like a 12 year old when you just beat him down in a fist fight online while he used puker.
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Not_anon 84p · 743 weeks ago

Goes on Halolz to see shawn post another Advice meme

PUNCH HIM IN THE DICK!
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MattiusThad 47p · 743 weeks ago

Make Advice Image!

Get worshiped by Shawn!
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chuckpebble 94p · 743 weeks ago

"Curbs in Space!"

Said exactly like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFvZtROeJrE
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PhoenixFire 79p · 743 weeks ago

Everyone Around You Changes Into Necromorphs

Shoot The Kids And Explode The Babies First.
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FrEEz 79p · 743 weeks ago

Play it on zealot. You won't have the ammo to NOT curb stomp. Seriously. Oh, and try to curb stomp anything and more than half of your health will be gone instantly.

So you're screwed both ways.
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KZN02 92p · 743 weeks ago

Because nothing beats boots. How else can you kick ass safely?
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Wetmang 95p · 743 weeks ago

Edward Norton would be proud
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k3man 87p · 743 weeks ago

Less gun, but more ass stompin son.
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tmotom -85p · 743 weeks ago

It's not a vast armory of weapons, they're a bunch of engineering tools. Also, when you're playing on Zealot, You can't curb stomp, or you'll get your head ripped off by a necromorph.
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