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Is it too soon to post another Old Spice video?
Oh well… I’m posting another Old Spice video!
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[VIDEO] OLD SCRUMPY PUNCH



Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 6, 2011 · 9:29 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (203 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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67 Responses to “[VIDEO] OLD SCRUMPY PUNCH”

  1. Paulrus-Keaton? on February 6th, 2011 9:36 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  2. MorningMoon on February 6th, 2011 9:36 pm

    …i don't know what happened but i might be gay now.
    And pregnant.

  3. Sceptilianblade on February 6th, 2011 9:37 pm

    It's all right… *sees nipple motion, curls into fetal position* No… brain bleach. No… brain bleach! Curse you, Red!!

  4. invadingduck on February 6th, 2011 9:38 pm

    Demoldspiceman?

  5. Xyxoz on February 6th, 2011 9:39 pm

    'Allaoh Scouts…
    Looketchur Spah.
    Now bachat meh!
    Now Backatcha Spah.
    NOW BACKAT MEH!
    Sadleh, he a'n't meh…
    But he could FIGHT LIKE MEH IF HE WERE A BLACK SCOTTISH CYCLOPS AND DRANK MEH BOTTLE O' SCRUMPEH!
    Look down.
    BACK UP!
    Where are ye?
    You're in our base, 'bouta capture our BRIEFcase.
    What's in yer hand.
    BACKATME!
    I GOT IT!
    It's a mine, fixin' to BLOW!
    LOOK NOW!
    The mine's a bottle o' scrumpeh!
    Anythin's possible when yer a Demoman with yer Scrumpeh!
    I'm drunk!

  6. Peterdivine on February 6th, 2011 9:47 pm

    His pectorals are sticky-launchers.

    Your argument is invalid.

  7. zeldafan8 on February 6th, 2011 10:00 pm

    Double-I mean single eye POOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

  8. DM1293 on February 6th, 2011 10:02 pm

    Crit Tits.

  9. Xenrek on February 6th, 2011 10:03 pm

    words cannot express the amount of awesome and mental scarring contained in this video.

  10. EphEphEcksIII on February 6th, 2011 10:05 pm

    Now I'm wondering why didn't they offer this guy Nick Fury's role.

  11. Skandradron on February 6th, 2011 10:06 pm

    Yes Shawn, it is VERY much too soon for another Old Spice video!

  12. Thareous on February 6th, 2011 10:07 pm

    Wow, now I see why they're called "guns."

  13. Leo E. on February 6th, 2011 10:11 pm

    Let me point out that if you're not part of the forums, you're missing out on a lot!

  14. Red on February 6th, 2011 10:18 pm

    Well, my Metapod can make some bleach…
    but it needs to use Harden first

  15. Twilizer on February 6th, 2011 10:21 pm

    OBJECTION!!

    This "Demoman" is obviously not a real demoman due to the fact that he launched 16 Stickies out of his "Sticky Launchers" rendering this video to be false.

  16. Red on February 6th, 2011 10:21 pm

    Nipples used Comet Punch!!!

    It's super effective at destroying my sanity!

  17. CakeBard on February 6th, 2011 10:23 pm

    What items do I need to craft that "Cloth of Drying and Dignity Covering"?

  18. MasterLuigi452 on February 6th, 2011 10:24 pm

    What is this I don't even….
    On the side note, I see a lot of 0s on the comments.
    I think -1 trolls did it…

  19. Mentlegen on February 6th, 2011 10:32 pm

    Why would you even post something like thi

    <img src="http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1912355/hypnochest-o.gif&quot; alt="Hypnochest" />

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHEST.

  20. Mentlegen on February 6th, 2011 10:39 pm

    Tried joining the forums before and received a "closed registration" message or something like that.

    Registration seems to be available now though.

  21. Red on February 6th, 2011 10:44 pm

    What! Nev — ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHEST!

  22. Alpar on February 6th, 2011 10:48 pm

    Did you know Everybody Loves Hypnochest is now on Comedy Central?

    Too bad it got stale at season 3…

  23. Alpar on February 6th, 2011 10:48 pm

    You also have preposterous amounts of testosterone.

    Might wanna get that checked out.

  24. Mentlegen on February 6th, 2011 10:48 pm

    Apparently his manliness provokes different reactions.

    I feel the urge to bear wrestle while I eat a ton of bacon. >:U

  25. Alpar on February 6th, 2011 10:49 pm

    An advertiser!

    GET HIM!

  26. Alpar on February 6th, 2011 10:50 pm

    DOUBLE UBER POWER!

  27. El_bruno on February 6th, 2011 10:54 pm

    It's never too soon for manliness!

  28. Uzumakiclan43 on February 6th, 2011 10:54 pm

    So, someone decided to cross-breed Demoman with Vishnu, Hypnotoad, and Reed Richards, a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic, into one disturbingly crazy-awesome creature?

    Meh, I'm okay with it.

  29. Red on February 6th, 2011 10:58 pm

    stale??? we're not talking about bread here buddy

  30. TCC on February 6th, 2011 11:06 pm

    CRIT-TITS! :U

  31. TCC on February 6th, 2011 11:07 pm

    well how's this for a sticky (bomb) wicket?

    …

    I dunno, it doesn't make sense to me either. :I

  32. RemielChibus on February 6th, 2011 11:11 pm

    Luckily I've already forgotten this.

  33. RemielChibus on February 6th, 2011 11:12 pm

    Dammit, so OP.

  34. Plasma Spartan on February 6th, 2011 11:13 pm

    If you continue to watch this over and over, either you we hypnotized by his chest,
    Or like seeing scout being hit in the face in an inpossible way

  35. Deep Thought on February 6th, 2011 11:21 pm

    Why can't you guys manage to finish a sentence… it's like candleja-

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHEST

  36. Deep Thought on February 6th, 2011 11:22 pm

    I feel like my eyes just got raped…

    Way to go Shawn… attack my eyes when I can't hear you coming

    DUE TO THAT AWFUL HALFTIME SHOW!!!
    (NEEDS MOAR HALC)

  37. Daifuku on February 6th, 2011 11:31 pm

    NEEDS NERF NAO!

  38. Deep Thought on February 6th, 2011 11:32 pm

    Yes!
    …
    No!

  39. Deep Thought on February 6th, 2011 11:42 pm

    -1s were dispensed… we must fight back gentlemen

  40. Red on February 6th, 2011 11:42 pm

    Red used "suggestive joke!"
    DeepThought became confused!!!

  41. Deep Thought on February 6th, 2011 11:43 pm

    +1 spam for everyone!

  42. DM1293 on February 6th, 2011 11:45 pm

    Already did it. Looks like your joke….

    *Shades*

    Is Crit Outta Luck.

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  43. Miles Edgeworth on February 6th, 2011 11:45 pm

    OBJECTION!

    While illegal, it appears to me that THIS DEMOMAN WAS HACKING! This explains all the discontinuities! Including his lack of grenades!

  44. DM1293 on February 7th, 2011 12:06 am

    OBJECTION!

    *overhanded point*

    Edgeworth you fool! Team Fortress is such a diverse game, modded servers exist! Engineers can have sentries floating over their head! Scout Scatterguns loaded with 24 shots that rapid fire!

    And even then Twilizer, he launched 14.

  45. Zabrio on February 7th, 2011 12:17 am

    I, i dont know what to say

  46. Last on February 7th, 2011 12:31 am

    this makes me wish they made scrumpy I would buy it in a heartbeat

  47. BoxeyBrown on February 7th, 2011 12:54 am

    I'm unsure what happened, but the last 2 seconds were hilarious!

  48. Jimmy on February 7th, 2011 1:24 am

    Dude, don't even get me started on the National Anthem…

  49. Vosur on February 7th, 2011 1:45 am

    Proposterone?

  50. Gearheadmk2 on February 7th, 2011 1:59 am

    Why is it always the good doctor that makes the most i-dont-know-if-its-win-or-disturbing vids?

  51. Totema on February 7th, 2011 2:14 am

    400 BABIES!

  52. ray10k on February 7th, 2011 3:14 am

    man. nipple. mounted. launchers.

    why internet?
    WHY?!?

  53. AccelTrial on February 7th, 2011 3:50 am

    Tits: "I AM CHARGED! "

    WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAGH!

  54. SonicsmyName on February 7th, 2011 4:00 am

    Bears? Give me a Leviathan, and I might be satisfied!

    And bacon made from BABIES. BEAR BABIES!

    BEARBIES!! *raeg!*

  55. Jade Catima on February 7th, 2011 11:24 am

    Don't worry. A bit of bear-blasting and hump-catting will sort that right out.

  56. Vosur on February 7th, 2011 11:35 am

    But I don't want to be uncomfortably energetic.

  57. Vosur on February 7th, 2011 12:49 pm

    http://eyebleach.com/ Here's a bottle of eyebleach… hopefully it works just as well.

  58. nemb94 on February 7th, 2011 4:01 pm

    Bloody spice!

  59. Jerach on February 7th, 2011 4:21 pm

    OBJECTION!

    Each pectoral was an individual sticky launcher allowing him to fire 16 stickies without reloading.

  60. MattiusThad on February 7th, 2011 4:56 pm

    Well, I guess I should say good bye to sleep for the next year…and hello to a psychiatrist…

  61. 3K9 on February 7th, 2011 8:02 pm

    WHAT THE HELL PARTH!?

  62. Scone527 on February 7th, 2011 8:19 pm

    Must…. resist…. but so…. alluri-

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCHEST

  63. invadingduck on February 7th, 2011 8:50 pm

    *whistles domination jingle*

  64. DrSexington on February 8th, 2011 3:02 am

    What just happened?

  65. Oddwan on February 8th, 2011 1:52 pm

    Meh, it's good, but it can't beat Hypnotoad On Ice!

  66. TCC on February 11th, 2011 2:51 am

    TCC used CRIT-TITS!

    it's not very effective…

  67. SubGravity on February 11th, 2011 4:31 am

    It's SUPER EFFECTIVE……..ON MY EYES!!!!!

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