You would think Joey would be more impressed when I whip out my Arceus… but no, he just keeps talking up his goddamn Ratatta!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2011 · 1:26 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
…nobody else has a PokeDEX so nobody knows that these are legendaries?
It is always a bit odd…its like:
"I'm using a Pokemon that used to be worshiped as a god of destruction."
"Lets have a good match! Go Weedle!"
"..What? Really? Your doing this?"
"This will be a great match!"
"No, no kid, it really…it isn't…why…"
"Use tackle Weedle!"
*Weedle used tackle! Weedle was torn into pieces by Eldritch Abomination*
"Aw, I lost! I need to train harder"
"..right, kid, you go do that."
Joey's Rattata: the REAL legendary
There are STATUES AND LEGENDS OF THESE GODS BESTED UPON BEASTLY FORMS!
"Hey, wait a minute… isn't that Arceus!? AS IN OUR GOD!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU USING THAT IN A BATTLE YOU CHEATE-"
And nobody questions legendaries ever more.
"Hey this Pokemon looks just like this thing I saw in a museum… Naaaaaaah"
Humankind tend to ignore things that they believe do not exist.
Unless it's called… Mr. Snugglekins
Bug Catcher whited out!
Bug Catcher will now attempt to stitch his Weedle back together with duct tape.
Well… the people of the pokemon world don't mind when an evil organization takes over their city, so i'll grant you this one. *gives +1 due to your victory*
Thank you sir for an interesting discussion *+1 as well*.
your right it is have you seen his boss sunglasses http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc…
Top. Fucking. Percent.
Articuno
Zapdos
Moltres
Mew
Mewtwo
Entei
Raikou
Suicune
Lugia
Ho-Oh
Celebi
Regirock
Regice
Registeel
Latias
Latios
Groudon
Kyogre
Rayquaza
Jirachi
Deoxys
Uxie
Mesprit
Azelf
Dialga
Palkia
Giratina
Cresselia
Darkrai
Manaphy
Phione
Heatran
Regigigas
Shaymin
Arceus
Who should I use to beat your Ratatta, Joey? I'll let you pick.
And then, after beating the Elite Four, you start catching more legendaries until you have a team of lvl 100 Gods. Then you get to the Battle Frontier.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Even they are legendaries, they still need to be healed at the nearest PokeCenter or healed by a cheap Potion, which you can also find that for free at the random place anywhere.
C'mon, Mewtwo! Pick Mewtwo, Joey! I'll go get popcorn.
Which one of those would be weakest against a Normal type? :D
That's when you just whip out your legendary penis. THEN people will notice…
Nope, he's fighting a bug pokemon in that picture. He's gonna get OWNED.
Missingno. Go on, use the untapped potential of forces beyond your control for petty revenge.
BECOME LEAGUE CHAMPION
NO ONE RECOGNIZES YOU
Mewtwo: "You're not the master of me, I'm the master of YOU."
Snivy: "NOPE.avi I'm the master of BOTH of you. I'm just that awesome."'
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You may now carry me peasant.
What makes me wonder more is why god doesn't cause you to explode for trying to control him.
Oh, they MIND in Saffron. They're just too scared to whip out their balls and battle for their city. I'm sure Sabrina would've done something if she weren't already evil in the manga.
dont forget the super glue
SAVE THE WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION
NOBODY TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
I see, wat you did thar, Shawn
I think everyone is just weirded out by the way Arceus makes eggs to even WANT to question it.
Not unless your in the battle tower… Darn them!
Giratina?
That's why everyone likes Gary Motherfucking Oak
Possible explanation here
Pokemon Center can clone Pokemon
Justified in the case of Latios/Latias in that they are separate species, just opposite gender (much like Miltank and Tauros). A NidoranF egg can hatch into a NidoranM, but not vice-versa. In addition, Manaphy and Phione can breed with Ditto to create a Phione egg.
/Bulbapedia
It's a world where Professors send children to collect data for them and battle dangerous monsters
Don't think too hard about everything :P
I always wondered WHY Wailords can't instantly defeat all other Pokemon
Just calling it out of it's Pokeball will surely crush the enemy Pokemon (and its trainer too)
Because it's NOT IN THE SCRIPT.
Have you ever thought it's because you nickname your Legendaries the dumbest things…?
It isn't all that heavy. Groudon is heavier.
Wow is the legendary count really that high now? Crap I stopped paying attention after the first Gold version.
GENOSECT SAPPIN' MAH LEAF BLADE!
Sadly this list doesn't include the THIRTEEN new Legendary Pokemon from Black & White.
Nearly 10% of all the Pokemon are "Legendary."
You think someone would bring it up.
"Saaaaaaaaay. Is that the legendary ice bird that totally can cause blizzards and kill off entire cities of people? I HAVE ONE OF THOSE TOO, wanna trade ice for fire? :D"
"You know, those two Pokemon you have there look sort of like the two beasts that can cause climate change in this continent."
Hey in Pokemon Silver I was cloning Master Balls all over the place so I can buy this explanation ;)
That's like TTFP (Tengen Toppa Fucking Percentage) against the Anti-Savefile.
Because that worked so well rel="nofollow">last time they tried it on a legendary.
I find the problem with your comment being you said "beat your ratatta"
Like that's possible
And don't forget all the new ones from Pokemon Racist editions!
Victini
Cobalon
Terrakion
Verizion
Kerudio
Tornelos
Voltolos
Landlos
Reshiram
Zekrom
Kyurem
Meloetta
Genosect
Finally someone other than me notices this! Yet i am barely noticeable…*sniffle*….
*Re-consults his poke-bible* Nope…doesn't I'm not allowed to capture God and use him as I see fit. Glad we got that sorted.
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Is there a comment up there? All I see is some kind of blur.
Or Snorlax. I mean that's basically what he does in SSB, right?
Me: Yes! I finally caught all 493 pokemon!
Them: Sorry. There are 649 now. Go buy another game.
Me: *seizure*
You catch Groudon/Kyrogue in the Cave of Origin, in Sootopolis. Walk into the gym 5 mins later, no big deal!
OR…
But they will notice a bike being ridden indoors, from miles away!
Except Youngster Joey's Bug Catcher brother, Johnny, and his Metapod! (top percentage!)
Mew, but make it use transform…
mew-ahaha (*evil laugh <--*)
In ruby/sapphire, they do. Go to the trainer fan club, and they'll obsess over you for thirty seconds. Then later, half of the people are your fans, the other half don't care for you
Mountain.
You've just been invited.
http://csi-miami.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads…
You could say that his shades,
*puts on aviators*
give him a different view of the world…
According to the Pokemon Colosseum school of physics; it floats.
HSOWA anyone?
And the Dojo's Karate Master would've done something if he wasn't busy picking flowers off Route 5.
Despite Prof Oak's enthusiasm.
You could say that his glasses
*puts on aviators*
gives him a different view of the world…
help him out Magikrap!!!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
His extreme "enthusiasm".
Only thing worse than having a house full of fat poke-nerds as your fans is having only half of those fat poke-nerds as your fans…
The only reason I lef them off the list is because I'm not sure those are their english names. That, and I just thought that adding 13 more "Legandary" Pokemon seems a bit much. But I did think about adding them.
lol i can just picture it
"Hey look! Look at that trainer! He's using six legendaries to win the Elite 4 Challenge! pokemon thought to have been nothing but a myth are in his hands as he uses the sacred beasts for personal gain and to corrupt the noble sport that has made this nation great! somebody should do something!!"
"…. *crowd keeps looking elsewhere*"
"Ah fuck you, i'm out of here. *gets on bike*"
"HEY! THAT KID IS USING A BIKE INDOOR!! *whole crowd turns around and beat the crap out of the kid*"
Pfft. Why use legendaries when you have a Magikarp?
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Gary Motherfucking Oak comes along and uses six level 9001 shinies of these:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-legendarybirds-dodrio.jpg">
No one calls the obvious hax.
Use one of these in rebellion:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-untoonedwobbuffet.jpg">
And a 23-19 goes out, shutting down an office floor in Unova for 12 hours for detox and eye bleach.
brings dialga did you hear of the story about the pokemon who controled time it is huge {shows dialga} i wish we could see that legendery pokemon
I heard someone did the math: For it's body weight, Wailord is less dense than air.
Unless you somehow lose use of your legs, forget it!
*Snivy evolves into Smuglord*
Dammit.
Wailord! Use ethnic clensIMEAN Rollout. Yeah, rollout.
Yes, but Rattata's tackle can't hurt Giratina. Moot point.
Can't even call attention to yourself. I think I see the problem here… MEDIC!
What. Missingno is evolving. Missingno evolved into a Pidgey! *Later* What. Pidgey is evolving. Pidgy evolved into Kangaskhan!…WTF? /true story
Interesting fact, Mew can use attract and infatuate other legendary Pokemon.
Despite what the comic says, your Articuno can't live off of weedles alone.
Give it some Butterfrees instead.
Selective indifference kills.
"Gardevoir used Flash!"
"Lopunny used Mirror Move!… Lopunny used Flash!"
The above explains why the crowd was looking elsewhere!
OR…
The kid: "Magikarp, protect me!!!"
Magikarp: "karp, karp, karp"
*kid starts fighting off crowd with his magikarp used as a melee weapon
At least Prof. Oak came (when he heard)
Happy ending?
Happy ending and Officer Jenny joins in??
…Who?
So if it infatuates Mewtwo, would it be considered a prelude to incest?
Likewise, Giratina's Ghost attacks can't hit Ratatta, but it can learn Dark moves. If, for some reason, Giratina did not know any damaging non-Normal moves, Ratatta could win if it got at least one damaging Dark move.
It's a bit more of this.
hehehe… whip out their balls.
Ah, but if I recall correctly, you can GET the other half to obsess over you, with an obscene amount of effort (i.e. catching all the pokemon, defeating way too many levels of the battle tower, etc.) -_-'
Hehe. Funny
(My, god, it's my first time back here in weeks and this is the best I can come up with!?)
The curiouse thing is that you managed to capture, but that they where like 2 steps away from everyone and nobody tried. I mean come on Zapdos is out of a fucking POPULATED building in HGSS!
As I would always like to say: Everything's louder when you're trying to be quiet.
Why is this keyboard so fucking noisy!?
Never fuck with Articuno.
Just like every other RPG! :D
For fun, try this in FF7. Talk to Vincent for the first time on the 3rd disc.
Never bring up the fact that you killed Hojo or there's a killer meteor coming down.
I think I'd rather chill on my mountain
I'd link to the part in the SpongeBob episode "The Secret Box" where the titular sponge sneaks into Patricks rock, but I can't find it and don't feel like looking.
No wait, it's a clone… so wouldn't it be more like, well you know…
something that is done alone, and in a dark room…
666th post! It's trolling time!
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Credit to DM1293 (Told you I'd do it.)
Of course Joey keeps talking about his Ratatta. Is there any Pokemon more legendary than Joey's Ratatta? I don't think so.
I read that in the Poke'rap voice and it was amazing.
It would have been worse if it was Moltres…
So I'm guessing Joey's Rattata is in the Pokedex?
Deoxys please!
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Number 666, I'm pretty sure.
So it is cold up there?
If by 'worse' you mean 'awesome', I concur wholeheartedly.
Yes! I did it!
I clicked on TVTropes and exited without clicking on anything else! :D
Some of them seem really creative as far as names….WAIT, WHAT THE HELL? VERIZION? Isn't that a phone company?!
Having a pokemon battle against Joey with Arceus? I call some sorta time space hack on that.
I know what you're talking about.
I fell like this will become a trend.
I"M HERE! WHAT'D I MISS?
He heard online. He activated stickykeys.
Not necessarily. Ratatta could use moves like Toxic or Ice Beam. Ratatta doesn't need Dark moves.
They'll get nerfed next patch anyway, that is, if Pokemon is anything like online gaming.
It makes sense if you don't think about it
Just leave him there. Or, better yet, tie him in a knot. Then point and laugh.
FIGHT ONLINE
REALIZE POKEMON CENTERS HAVE INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL
I'm next! Magikarp, GO!
*30 seconds later*
*Arceus lies twitching in a heap, bloodied and bruised. Its neck is bent at a right angle as it hopelessly cries for help.*
*Groudon is immersed in 60 feet of water, trying to climb out, but failing due to its lack of arms and a tail. The water around it is murky because of blood loss*
*Jirachi's tags are gone, used to tie it up in a tree. There are obvious marks of blunt trauma. Groudon's tail is embedded in its chest.*
*Magikarp is wearing a helmet made from Mewtwo's skull*
…Karp.
…lolwut?
That man over there, sir.
No, it's Number 1337.
I agree. DEOXYS FTW!
But in Ruby/Sapphire, there is no Prof. Oak.
Get all 649 Pokemon.
Go apeshit when another game is released.
RECOGNIZE MY AWESOME ONE OF A KIND LEGENDARY THAT EVERYONE HAS!!!
Please?…
It's just like Dallas, I presume?
* sends out Geodudes, who falls on top of Gary oaks pokemon, slaying them instantly due to the massive rock weakness*
Sad thing is, even though you caught and trained those legendaries to the top fucking percentile, with no Action Replay or Game Shark, even Latios and Latias are banned because they are that freakin'…
…HAAAAAX!
Surprised no one brought up the obligatory VGcats reference yet. <img src="http://evlgaming.com/photos/images/arceusexplosion.jpg" alt="ArceusEXPLOSION">
Heh, heh… you said "whip". Wait, what's an Arceus?
no, not really. It's fairly temperate. Though I do have a fireplace
No, its 3.14….
Speaking of, write Pi out like this on a sheet of paper:
3.I4
Then hold it up to a mirror, and feel hungry because of what you see
He has his agents ( Norman…) do some of his work there!
where??
why do you have to know???
I need a Spy Check here
That's what, a multiplier of 12? If you get a critical too, do they just burst into pure energy?
Whoa whoa whoa, what's up with all the hate? I thought that was a relatively harmless comment… I mean, everybody here IS old enough to not be offended by penis jokes, amirite?
…but in the movie, there are babies!!! WTF
Same thing works for my bed. That's why I'm sad when I leave it. It's a mutual love.
You hold your bed up to a mirror, and then feel hungry…
It also actually looks like one, doesn't it? I wonder if that's why it is spelled (and called) a bed.
"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!" would have been more appropriate. Then followed by "TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR NATION". And so on.
Huh?
OP is at -10 and falling.
You shoulda thrown in a non legendary and see if anyone is paying attention or TLDR'ing the whole thing. :P
Pfff that was gen 1. in gen 2 they can clone pokemon in PC's and have a whole team of cheaters sitting in a dark corner cloning mews with master balls equipped.
I better download and save it then! How many posts am I on anyways? I never check… If I ever get over 9000 posts you know shits going down. the original image sized to about hmmmm…. 9000000000x90000000000 (in pixels) should suffice.
Welcome back! how was your visit to Trollistan? buy the shirt? next time bring back a grammer hammer for me. Don't worry we all have our off days. and besides your at +6 on this comment so its all good.
I can call them all JESUS if I want! (yes all the capital letters and such.) My sister always used special characters like the music note and heart. (or maybe that was another franchise…) I forget..
Haha script. do you mean the script as in movies or like programming coding script? it means both making it more awesome! yeah im bored…
Now it's going up! Momentum here people! +1's!
Nah. To do that you'd need Dialga and Palkia.
That's actually based on one of the three musketeers, along with Cobalon, Terrakion, and the fourth musketeer, Kerudio
<img src="http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/3480/20100503.jpg" >
For a healthier version, try I Can't Believe It's Not Butterfree!
I'm so sorry, but that pun was too good to pass up.
Too late, you already passed 666. Now we just need a picture for 9001 posts…
HUDDA HAA
That "warmth" is the frostbite.
You should probably go see a Doctor. (Just, not Dr. Mario. He's not really a Doctor!"
Damn, son!
Does that mean we can lift whales??
"Hey look, it's raining! And now it's sunny. And now it's raining again! And… And now it's sunny..! Oh god, it's raining again, ARCEUS MUST BE MAD!" *cue mass suicide*
*bows* I am not worthy I am not worthy I am not worthy…
*magikarp evolves*
*crowd runs*
Where?
MENERGY!!
Hah take it easy, I might get sea-sick here.
Joey's Rattata is too legendary to have a number. It's Pokedex number is #AWESOME.
Have your pokemon cause earthquakes, tidal waves and spit fire everywhere. no environmental damage.
Catch all 649 pokemon.
Realize your life is meaningless.
Right down that lane, through the woods. Don't get lost in a Labyrinth now.
Oh, Skitty will be so relieved.
All thr English names are actually already out, save for Keldeo, Meloetta, and Genesect. But those will probably stay the same anyway.
Despite it being genderless.
I don't like this feeling.
……
and I don't think its going to get any better.
No need, I've got an IceHeal here…
*sprays IceHeal, right into eyes somehow*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!!!
Now subjects, airlift my mountain home, then build me a mountain on top of my [current] mountain (which, if you remember, is on top of another mountain already), and set the house down on top of it. Then allow the newly evolved Murderkarp to eat you!
Also,I think your eyes glazed over,you just sprayed Muks PoisonSludge into your eyes.
._.
*skins Raikou and plucks Zapdos to make a bitchin eletracoat*
"Well,Call me crazy,but that fancy Rattata there looks like god of the sea Lugia. Nah."
Oh dear!
At least Metapod didn't use Harden, Pound, and then String Shot!
*Shudders*
Also red,get the level 80 pikachu out,I wanna battle
*Level 100 Groudon*
Actually in the show, someone used a legendary in the League against Ash. And got away with it too! rel="nofollow"> ignore the music if you want and just watch. There's also the fact that this fight took place after Ash defeated Paul.
lol i did the same thing with lugia that trainer i fought got DOMINATED!!!
*helmet floats* NOPE. *neck gets longer* arceus is Pokemon Jesus and is father of all legendary Pokemon so he has all their abilities
today i noticed joey didn't call me to brag i visited him and i found…….RATICATE OF FAIL!!!!! BTW true story