CATCH ALL LEGENDARIES, USE THEM IN BATTLE ...NOBODY WILL NOTICE

You would think Joey would be more impressed when I whip out my Arceus… but no, he just keeps talking up his goddamn Ratatta!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 27, 2011 · 1:26 PM 
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186 Responses to “CATCH ALL LEGENDARIES, USE THEM IN BATTLE”

  1. Annonith on January 27th, 2011 1:39 pm

    …nobody else has a PokeDEX so nobody knows that these are legendaries?

  2. truegentleman on January 27th, 2011 1:41 pm

    It is always a bit odd…its like:

    "I'm using a Pokemon that used to be worshiped as a god of destruction."

    "Lets have a good match! Go Weedle!"

    "..What? Really? Your doing this?"

    "This will be a great match!"

    "No, no kid, it really…it isn't…why…"

    "Use tackle Weedle!"

    *Weedle used tackle! Weedle was torn into pieces by Eldritch Abomination*

    "Aw, I lost! I need to train harder"

    "..right, kid, you go do that."

  3. strayjohno on January 27th, 2011 1:41 pm

    Joey's Rattata: the REAL legendary

  4. MorningMoon on January 27th, 2011 1:44 pm

    "Hey, wait a minute… isn't that Arceus!? AS IN OUR GOD!? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU USING THAT IN A BATTLE YOU CHEATE-"

    And nobody questions legendaries ever more.

  5. Pantherox on January 27th, 2011 1:51 pm

    Unless it's called… Mr. Snugglekins

  6. Darth_Destro on January 27th, 2011 2:15 pm

    Articuno
    Zapdos
    Moltres
    Mew
    Mewtwo
    Entei
    Raikou
    Suicune
    Lugia
    Ho-Oh
    Celebi
    Regirock
    Regice
    Registeel
    Latias
    Latios
    Groudon
    Kyogre
    Rayquaza
    Jirachi
    Deoxys
    Uxie
    Mesprit
    Azelf
    Dialga
    Palkia
    Giratina
    Cresselia
    Darkrai
    Manaphy
    Phione
    Heatran
    Regigigas
    Shaymin
    Arceus

    Who should I use to beat your Ratatta, Joey? I'll let you pick.

  7. Ichiinu on January 27th, 2011 2:28 pm

    And then, after beating the Elite Four, you start catching more legendaries until you have a team of lvl 100 Gods. Then you get to the Battle Frontier.
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

  8. Strike_low on January 27th, 2011 2:39 pm

    Even they are legendaries, they still need to be healed at the nearest PokeCenter or healed by a cheap Potion, which you can also find that for free at the random place anywhere.

  9. Azurik on January 27th, 2011 2:59 pm

    That's when you just whip out your legendary penis. THEN people will notice…

  10. Marzen on January 27th, 2011 3:00 pm

    Nope, he's fighting a bug pokemon in that picture. He's gonna get OWNED.

  11. XPengooX64 on January 27th, 2011 3:02 pm

    BECOME LEAGUE CHAMPION

    NO ONE RECOGNIZES YOU

  12. Jimmy on January 27th, 2011 3:02 pm

    Mewtwo: "You're not the master of me, I'm the master of YOU."
    Snivy: "NOPE.avi I'm the master of BOTH of you. I'm just that awesome."'
    <img src="http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/071/073/original/nope_png_by_pantaroparatroopa-d2ye6rj.png?1284084582"&gt;

    &

    You may now carry me peasant.

  13. Marzen on January 27th, 2011 3:02 pm

    What makes me wonder more is why god doesn't cause you to explode for trying to control him.

  14. greenxboy on January 27th, 2011 3:23 pm

    SAVE THE WORLD FROM DESTRUCTION

    NOBODY TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID

  15. BoxeyBrown on January 27th, 2011 3:27 pm

    Not unless your in the battle tower… Darn them!

  16. Rain on January 27th, 2011 3:34 pm

    Possible explanation here

    Pokemon Center can clone Pokemon

  17. Zyquux on January 27th, 2011 3:35 pm

    Justified in the case of Latios/Latias in that they are separate species, just opposite gender (much like Miltank and Tauros). A NidoranF egg can hatch into a NidoranM, but not vice-versa. In addition, Manaphy and Phione can breed with Ditto to create a Phione egg.

    /Bulbapedia

  18. Alpar on January 27th, 2011 4:02 pm

    Have you ever thought it's because you nickname your Legendaries the dumbest things…?

  19. Nyoron on January 27th, 2011 4:46 pm

    Finally someone other than me notices this! Yet i am barely noticeable…*sniffle*….

  20. TehVortex on January 27th, 2011 4:55 pm
  21. Gaandolf on January 27th, 2011 5:01 pm

    Me: Yes! I finally caught all 493 pokemon!
    Them: Sorry. There are 649 now. Go buy another game.
    Me: *seizure*

  22. Red on January 27th, 2011 5:13 pm

    You catch Groudon/Kyrogue in the Cave of Origin, in Sootopolis. Walk into the gym 5 mins later, no big deal!

    OR…

    But they will notice a bike being ridden indoors, from miles away!

  23. Red on January 27th, 2011 5:14 pm

    Except Youngster Joey's Bug Catcher brother, Johnny, and his Metapod! (top percentage!)

  24. MagmarFire on January 27th, 2011 6:01 pm

    Pfft. Why use legendaries when you have a Magikarp?
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  25. Uzumakiclan43 on January 27th, 2011 6:02 pm

    Gary Motherfucking Oak comes along and uses six level 9001 shinies of these:

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-legendarybirds-dodrio.jpg"&gt;

    No one calls the obvious hax.

    Use one of these in rebellion:

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-untoonedwobbuffet.jpg"&gt;

    And a 23-19 goes out, shutting down an office floor in Unova for 12 hours for detox and eye bleach.

  26. coolsnape on January 27th, 2011 6:02 pm

    brings dialga did you hear of the story about the pokemon who controled time it is huge {shows dialga} i wish we could see that legendery pokemon

  27. C__F on January 27th, 2011 6:18 pm

    Can't even call attention to yourself. I think I see the problem here… MEDIC!

  28. Red on January 27th, 2011 6:24 pm

    Happy ending?

    Happy ending and Officer Jenny joins in??

  29. Sceptilianblade on January 27th, 2011 6:25 pm

    …Who?

  30. Master Eraqus on January 27th, 2011 7:47 pm

    Hehe. Funny

    (My, god, it's my first time back here in weeks and this is the best I can come up with!?)

  31. MonocleMan22 on January 27th, 2011 7:52 pm

    The curiouse thing is that you managed to capture, but that they where like 2 steps away from everyone and nobody tried. I mean come on Zapdos is out of a fucking POPULATED building in HGSS!

  32. Zyquux on January 27th, 2011 8:32 pm

    666th post! It's trolling time!
    <img src="http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4061073/666th-post-commit-comedy-sin-with-Courage-Kratos.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Angry-Kratos&quot; alt="666th Post">
    Credit to DM1293 (Told you I'd do it.)

  33. BTSnoogans on January 27th, 2011 8:34 pm

    Of course Joey keeps talking about his Ratatta. Is there any Pokemon more legendary than Joey's Ratatta? I don't think so.

  34. JesterJoe on January 27th, 2011 9:05 pm

    Having a pokemon battle against Joey with Arceus? I call some sorta time space hack on that.

  35. oboewan on January 27th, 2011 9:17 pm

    They'll get nerfed next patch anyway, that is, if Pokemon is anything like online gaming.

  36. Luigi676 on January 27th, 2011 9:36 pm

    FIGHT ONLINE

    REALIZE POKEMON CENTERS HAVE INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL

  37. Tadferd on January 27th, 2011 10:17 pm

    RECOGNIZE MY AWESOME ONE OF A KIND LEGENDARY THAT EVERYONE HAS!!!

    Please?…

  38. Ichiinu on January 27th, 2011 10:24 pm

    Surprised no one brought up the obligatory VGcats reference yet. <img src="http://evlgaming.com/photos/images/arceusexplosion.jpg&quot; alt="ArceusEXPLOSION">

  39. Uzumakiclan43 on January 27th, 2011 10:40 pm

    Heh, heh… you said "whip". Wait, what's an Arceus?

  40. EJade on January 29th, 2011 1:22 pm

    Actually in the show, someone used a legendary in the League against Ash. And got away with it too! rel="nofollow"> ignore the music if you want and just watch. There's also the fact that this fight took place after Ash defeated Paul.

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