7UP > 1UP

Sure, 1-Up mushrooms are delicious… but are they carbonated? Once again the math checks out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2011 · 9:08 PM 
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Artistic, Motivational, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Science/Math, Super Mario Bros, Tasty Treats

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114 Responses to “7UP > 1UP”

  1. TheFancyPants on January 24th, 2011 9:11 pm

    Why bother paying those coins to start the world over when you can have seven lives for just a buck?

  2. SS4FireFox on January 24th, 2011 9:16 pm

    sure, he's happy now, but what about in a 2 days when he starts hallucinating from lack of sleep.

    infact, i think that's how SM3 happened.

  3. Vosur on January 24th, 2011 9:20 pm

    So if he kept the green mushroom and tried to shove it down into the bottle, would that make it an 8-Up?

  4. codemaster525 on January 24th, 2011 9:33 pm

    Yeah, lets see a bottle of soda bring his ass back to life.

  5. meinmattias on January 24th, 2011 9:35 pm

    Quenches thirst and gives you extra lives!

    WARNING: Killing yourself may not likely give you 6 extra chances at life.

  6. KZN02 on January 24th, 2011 9:38 pm

    So much for the 3up Moon too.

  7. VyseRogueKing on January 24th, 2011 9:42 pm

    It's a good thing he's a plumber because with all that caffeine he's going to be draining a lot of pipes if you know what I'm saying.

  8. El_bruno on January 24th, 2011 9:45 pm

    Yeah, sure, it's easy to get them now, but once he visits the stores in Kanto he's gonna be in serious trouble.

  9. Wetmang on January 24th, 2011 9:55 pm

    Put them together and your stomach explodes

  10. vatonnage on January 24th, 2011 10:15 pm

    7Up's great, but I still prefer Falcon Punch.
    <img src="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/falcon-punch-700x525.jpg&quot; >

  11. Deep Thought on January 24th, 2011 10:16 pm

    relevant: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CoolSp

    Also… hell yeah! Of course I'd support the Dr. Pepper company in beating out those damn mushroom kingdom soft drink competitors!

  12. MasterLuigi452 on January 24th, 2011 10:17 pm

    I was wondering…
    Does USA sell 7-Up?
    I haven't seen that drink before…
    Only seen at Canada.

  13. FutureGentlman on January 24th, 2011 10:19 pm

    Does the size of the drink equal different volumes of life?
    Cause if not, just buy a bunch of the little cans and get a 6 pack of 7-ups
    which is like…56-ups.

  14. JboneDRS on January 24th, 2011 10:23 pm

    1-ups are also not bubbly

  15. MorningMoon on January 24th, 2011 10:23 pm

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    Relevant, and Mexican.

  16. Xyxoz on January 24th, 2011 10:37 pm
  17. mikeorike on January 24th, 2011 10:39 pm

    Weegee prefers Sprite, which explains his numerous Game Overs

  18. Red on January 24th, 2011 10:47 pm

    Yeah, but what does the store brand do?

  19. amped0808 on January 24th, 2011 10:49 pm

    Little does mario know that the bottle of 7up was mixed with mentos (Courtesy of Bowser)

  20. TheUnknownNoob on January 24th, 2011 11:07 pm

    O.o

    STAND THE FUCK BACK PEOPLE!

  21. Lekonua on January 24th, 2011 11:07 pm

    But on a Top 10 list, 1 is better than 7…

  22. AuraMaster on January 24th, 2011 11:57 pm

    7up: The Unshroom.

  23. TCC on January 25th, 2011 12:20 am

    Pfft, screw 7-up. DO THE DEEEEWWWWW! :U

  24. BoxeyBrown on January 25th, 2011 4:16 am

    Man, mario games would be way easier. No more nintendo hard on 80's games.

  25. Howlingwolf214 on January 25th, 2011 5:13 am

    Extra Lives and Fewer Teeth!

  26. DetectiveJ on January 25th, 2011 6:18 am

    How much coins does it take to buy one 7up?

  27. C__F on January 25th, 2011 8:40 am

    Wouldn't that make it a 14-up?

  28. nemb94 on January 25th, 2011 9:22 am

    nazi zombies? anyone? rel="nofollow">

  29. nemb94 on January 25th, 2011 2:22 pm

    "For the revival of the un-fittest!"

  30. RoverTHX on January 25th, 2011 5:19 pm

    Who needs an extra life when you can have a swarm of ubering medics?

  31. ario56 on January 25th, 2011 8:11 pm

    I'm surprised nobody said this.

    Looks like the 1-up
    *puts sunglasses on*
    Just got 1-upped
    YEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
    ((technically 6-upped, but whatever.))

  32. tmotom on January 25th, 2011 8:37 pm

    I can see that Mario is feeling quite bubbly today! :D

  33. TheRedGrunt on January 26th, 2011 7:30 am

    When he realizes that 7-up is just a soda, and that mushroom will give him an extra life, he's gonna be mad.

  34. Jimmy on January 26th, 2011 8:07 am

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    Relevant. Gates vs. Jobs I
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    Gates vs. Jobs II

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