Sure, 1-Up mushrooms are delicious… but are they carbonated? Once again the math checks out!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 24, 2011 · 9:08 PM
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Why bother paying those coins to start the world over when you can have seven lives for just a buck?
sure, he's happy now, but what about in a 2 days when he starts hallucinating from lack of sleep.
infact, i think that's how SM3 happened.
So if he kept the green mushroom and tried to shove it down into the bottle, would that make it an 8-Up?
I think you mean SMB2
Yeah, lets see a bottle of soda bring his ass back to life.
Quenches thirst and gives you extra lives!
WARNING: Killing yourself may not likely give you 6 extra chances at life.
I'd like to know where in the US you can still get a 20 oz bottle of soda for a dollar…
So much for the 3up Moon too.
It's a good thing he's a plumber because with all that caffeine he's going to be draining a lot of pipes if you know what I'm saying.
… I know where to get a 3 liter bottle of soda for a dollar does that count?
Yeah, sure, it's easy to get them now, but once he visits the stores in Kanto he's gonna be in serious trouble.
Put them together and your stomach explodes
hm… I wonder what the exchange rate is for coins to pokedollars…
*and then I realized that I actually saw a chart with video game exchange rates and goes searching for it*
Holy schnike! according to this chart, which as it turns out was a conversation you guys had on the forum. 1 coin would be worth about 3.34 pokedollars and a soda pop (7-Up) which is worth 300 pokedollars would go for 89.82 rounded up to 90 coins and since a 1-up is 100 coins you get 7 lives at 10% less than 1 life!
Name brand or store brand?
Actually, 1 PokeDollar is equall to 1 Yen.
He's a plumber, not a mathematician!
Wow….I wasn't the only one to think that.
7Up's great, but I still prefer Falcon Punch.
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relevant: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CoolSp…
Also… hell yeah! Of course I'd support the Dr. Pepper company in beating out those damn mushroom kingdom soft drink competitors!
I was wondering…
Does USA sell 7-Up?
I haven't seen that drink before…
Only seen at Canada.
He'd end up with a huge dose of psilocybin… so yeah I guess so
Does the size of the drink equal different volumes of life?
Cause if not, just buy a bunch of the little cans and get a 6 pack of 7-ups
which is like…56-ups.
1-ups are also not bubbly
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Relevant, and Mexican.
Well coffee works in this game, so maybe there's a chance?
<img src="http://www.pwn3d.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1up.gif">
Weegee prefers Sprite, which explains his numerous Game Overs
At the time of replying, your comment had 7 thumbs up.
Damnit Luigi, I'm a plumber, not a mathematician!
Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a plumber!
I believe the good members of our own Falcon Church were, at one point, working on one. They seem to have abandoned it, though.
So 1coin is 3.34 Yen?
Store, most likely.
Sunkist or GTFO.
We still do i've seen it time to time.
WARNING: Do not let Dr. Mario near your… sensitive areas…
HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR!
Yeah, but what does the store brand do?
It'll be like touching a star!
Little does mario know that the bottle of 7up was mixed with mentos (Courtesy of Bowser)
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Yes, we here in the U.S. do have 7-Up, as well as Sprite. Apparently there's a difference, but, for one, cannot tell. We have a similar situation with Coca-Cola and Pepsi.
inb4 Coca-ColaPepsiflamewar
Who said that?!
Well, whoever you are, I know for a fact that I can buy 7-Up down here in Texas. Unfortunately, it does not, in fact, provide that many lives, otherwise I'd live…8 times as long as my cat per bottle.
I'm sorry I…
*sunglasses*
fizzled out your hopes when I…
*takes sunglasses off*
let the cat out of the bag.
not that I enjoy 7-up'ing you but…
http://ocremix.org/remix/OCR01648/
I'm willing to thumbs down him just so he can have it again…
Dollar store.
The vending machine outside my school.
FUCK YEAH.
O.o
STAND THE FUCK BACK PEOPLE!
But on a Top 10 list, 1 is better than 7…
double CSI, that is tricky, but well played sir
No, no, that's what happens when he drinks Cockta
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockta
Pretty much. POKEMON WORLD = REAL WORLD, ho!
Nor would he care, as he already watched that episode of Mythbusters.
HYES!
when you're on top of a mountain!
CAPITALISM, I say!
Capitalism, Ho!
He'll become you by devouring your soul,
Then he'll go do your girlfriend.
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*sniff* It's shasta… *walks out with a giant crate filled with many flavors of soda to drink himself to death*
What Bowser put in said bottle are not regular mentos, they are military grade mentos.
7up: The Unshroom.
Goes great with your Falcon LUNCH!
Turns your nipples to steel!
*Minigun'd*
Motherland, Ho!
…. pretty sure he had a math game actually.
Pfft, screw 7-up. DO THE DEEEEWWWWW! :U
Eat all three for an 11-up!
Luigi?
He would be too scared to answer any questions
7-up + 1-up = 8-up
7-up + 1-up = stomach exploding
Coke + Mentos = stomach exploding
QED: Coke + Mentos = 8-up
I love you.
I don't drink Sprite.
I perfer Pepsi.
Funny thing is that on Nintendo Power survey, Dr. Mario is the doctor that people want to be treated.
HAH! I knew it was that particualar movie before I clicked the link! (PRAISE ME!) *shot repeatedly*
Norway has 7-Up. Also Sprite. AND, we have something you don't! Solo! :D It's kinda like Fanta, only sweeter.
So wait… 1-ups are Mentos!?
Man, mario games would be way easier. No more nintendo hard on 80's games.
That is the greatest tribute to the Falcon I've ever seen.
Math says so.
erm… 7up is caffeine free, people -_-'
and now he has had 3 7ups
Extra Lives and Fewer Teeth!
How much coins does it take to buy one 7up?
I fucking love mountains. :D
Herpes.
7UP! Now with 100 percent more 1up mushrooms
You lucky little…
Soda can definitely bring someone back to life. It has done so to me before.
11-up. That sounds… not bad, actually. Whatever it is, I want one.
"Show me yo moves! And then when I drink this Punch, I will top your moves, Falcon Freestyle."
I'm in your replies
Correcting your maths.
6*7up=42 lives. You are thinking of eight 7-ups.
I just… you know, had to put that out there.
You act like that's a good thing.
Military grade Mentos? Best invention ever.
Wouldn't that make it a 14-up?
OH MY MUST FUCKING BUY
Not a good thing when you scroll past that and hear your 2 year old say "Mario". I just kept scrolling, double time!
Quick revive soda works too.
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you need a little revive!
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8-up / 0 = OH SHI- BOOOOOM!
Soon he'll have a 4th one.
Hmm… Killing yourself may not likely… (mumble muble)…
HA! I'll take that bet.
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Well the only other options were either
Dr. Robotnik (Screw calling him Eggman!!!)
or
Dr. Light (Cool doctor, but I like being organic thank you.)
At least Dr. Mario uses PEELZ. Louis loves him.
He does now. :)
The vending machine inside my school.
1-up'd
"For the revival of the un-fittest!"
Dr. Crygor was on there too.
Who needs an extra life when you can have a swarm of ubering medics?
100 coins = 1up
7up = 7 1up's
100 coins x 7
=
700 coins.
*n-b4-r-u-12-years-old-jokes*
they call him doctor love
DANKE, HERR DOKTOR!
I'm surprised nobody said this.
Looks like the 1-up
*puts sunglasses on*
Just got 1-upped
YEEAAAHHHH!!!!!
((technically 6-upped, but whatever.))
I can see that Mario is feeling quite bubbly today! :D
To continue the mountain thing,
Red (R):When I was a young trainer the only thing that I wanted to be was on top of a mountain. I loved mountains. I respected mountains. I WORSHIPED mountains. Mountains were EVERYTHING. But, now that I'm all grown up, Guess what I want to be on?
Gold: A Mountain?
R: A WOMAN!
(Gold Shreiks)
R: That's right, when I take your body, I'll be free to live out my fantasy as being on top of a young teenage woman…
….in KANTO.
Aids, Crabs, the usual…
When he realizes that 7-up is just a soda, and that mushroom will give him an extra life, he's gonna be mad.
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Relevant. Gates vs. Jobs I
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Gates vs. Jobs II
But…isn't gold a boy?
Bloop.
Do do do do do do do do do do.
MARIO X 9
*Disapointed stare*
Now 5 4/7ths
no. i mean smb3. exuuuse me (princess) for forgetting a b