SSSSSSSSSSSSSS…? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 19, 2011 · 11:14 AM
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Must not sleep, Creeper will eat me.
Ah, that explains a lot. Microsoft kept selling Xbox's imported from Minecraft, so when people went near the Xbox to play, they'd self detonate.
All the pieces are coming together…
That Xbox 360 took over 12,000 redstone circuits to make functional! DAMN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
MY WHAT A NICE ECKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBAWKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Or rather, going away from each other at high velocity.
Now imagine, if you will, a SpiderJockey, where the skeleton is replaced by a creeper.
Sweet dreams! :D
You could say that that XBox…
*Shades*
…Won't be 'Live much longer.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
OBJECTION!
The Red Ring of Death reveals that this Xbox can still diagnose a "General Hardware Failure", so it was not blown into pieces.
Your Honor, Microsoft is clearly using my client as a scapegoat!
Steve Ballmer starts sweating.
inb4over9000
*pulls out switchblade*
Not if I get to you first…
HOLD IT!
What my opponent fails to mention is that the creeper is dwarfed in comparison to this gaming console. The average explosion power of a creeper is 5.1, resulting in a maximum block destruction range of around 6 blocks in different directions. The xbox is clearly more than 6 blocks in size when compared to the blocks making up the creeper. Therefore, given the right position…
*slams fist on desk*
The creeper could have avoided destroying the vital hardware!
Creeper be ssssssapin' mah Xboxxxxxx!
Shoulda bought a PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS3
That joke was bad and you should feel bad.
The 360 can't handle one penis? What a tease…
Hmm… Clearly, creepers are learning new tricks. Alongside blowing things to pieces physically, they've learned to blow things to pieces performance-wise, too.
Nice console you got there, Bill Gatesssssssssssssssssssss……
Oh wait, wrong persssssssssssonnnn…Always thinking that Microssssssoft…BOOM!
Why did I put him on top of there in the 1st place? WHHHYYYYYYYYYY???
OBJECTION!!!! Broken xbox is still broken with or without explosion
This is a problem I'll have to fix myself.
*punches X-box for 20 seconds*
And redstone circuitry is serious fucking business.
ssssssssee? that's what you get for sleeping in the darkness. noob.
<img src="http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/7686/edgeworthurk.png">
DC: Urk…
That's why I have flaming torches sticking out of my 360.
And you said it was a stupid idea. Who's laughing now, huh?
EXTREMELY high velocity
oh God, a spider can climb walls now, right, oh people's poor poor houses. :-(
*Decloaks* DON'T GIVE UP EDGEWORTH! *Gives you a +1* I BELIEVE IN YOU!
How to craft an X-Box:
A circle of iron blocks with redstone in the center. That way, it's instantly a red-ringed Xbox! There's no wait anymore, aren't you happy?! :D
Well, back to Microssssssssssssssssssoft.
Have you any closing statements Mr Edgeworth?
Creeper sappin mah Xbox.
Er, I erm…
*Shuffles through evidence, face suddenly lighting up*
Your honor! I haven't finished, I have evidence to submit to the jury.
*The crowd breaks into whispers*
Here!
http://www.xbox360ringofdeath.co.uk/
Judge: What exactly am I looking at?
The supposed photo of the victim's dead Xbox. We've all been had! My client, whom my opponent wishes to turn this case on, is innocent. The Xbox 360 never suffered a red ring of death…
*slams fist on table*
Because this isn't the same Xbox 360! The photographic evidence put forth by the witness was faked!
OBJECTION!!!
with this size there is no way that the creeper could climb without help and if someone help him he would explode on the person so this picture is fake
(Good point)
HOLD IT!!!!
There are multiple cases where xbox' es have red ringed
(i think around 40%-60%)
and also
<img src="http://www.levelupstudios.com/wp-products/levelupstudios-halolz-rocketlauncher-bluteam.gif">
You can't silence my bad wordplay. I'M PUNSTOPPABLE!
I WILL HAVE ORDER IN MY COURT! *Slams gavle*
*Shot of Vabolo eating a cheeseburger in a tennis court beside a fast-food shack*
dont worry, the creeper wasnt harmed
the xbox was red ringed long before he got there
I sssse a sad faccccce on that Xboxxxxx…
Undersssstandable ssseeing what'ssss on top of it…
Try a wretch, works a bit better.
…
*sweatdrops*
I think the judge is a game short of a full set.
dont u mean PUN-beatable???
* Anguished Yell*
good thing i don't own an Xbox 360, creepers hate playstation 2.
*Sees Creeper on playstaion 2*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
I'm on your rocket
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Invalidating your invalidation
Some people think that they're punacceptable, and it makes them punhappy. I still say that my wordplay is PUNREAL!
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=468595…
I'll jussssst leave thissssss here…..
http://photobucket.com/images/minecraft%20papercr…
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=468595…
And if IntenseDebate deletes this again I'm going to do horrible things to its family.
I don't have a comment related to the post because I lack the intelligence to create a good pun, but Youtube updated with a horrible, new main page… AGAIN.
"Faked"?
Edgeworth, we might both have a pain in the ass rival who beats us almost all the time, and who one day we shall defeat in a burning blaze of light, BUT at least I know more appropriate legal terms than "faked," and I've spent my time playing a children card games for my entire life (also including chess).
[legalterms]
No, this trial is void for microsoft is responsible for reimbursing the aforementioned xbox owner. HOWEVER, the xbox owner is fully capable of also prosecuting Mr. Wright's client for property damages.
[/legalterms]
You've lost Edgeworth. I'm in the ring now. OH SNAP.
(Now's my chance)
Gentlemen… I would like to inform you all of this most important news flash…
Weegee is Candlejack.
That is a-
Will Edgeworth elaborate on his limited judicial vocabulary? Will Kaiba pursue a career in law?
Find out next time on… a really long crossover show name…
(And I said 'faked' because saying 'forged' would sound like it was done by one of the attorneys, AKA me, which I totally would never do)
HOLD IT!
With the recent updates, which now includes skeletons mounted on spiders, there is likely a possibility of a secret that Notch hid in the most recent update, which is as to this date: Beta 1.2, that allows my client, the Creeper, to mount spiders, or in theory, to allow him to climb up walls like a Spider, or possibly a spider to climb up a wall with my client mounted on top of it.
With this evidence, I hereby allow the procedure of following, by order of Article XIV, Section 3, Subsection 2, Paragraph 8, to allow my client to proceed with his hearing.
Your Honor?
<img src="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/thumb/6/6f/Skelespider.png/150px-Skelespider.png">
That last one was simply
PUNderful!
That was bad and I feel bad.
wwwwhhhhhaaaaaaaattttttttttttt???
was this since Beta 1.2???
White wool with a piece of green wool in the centre?
Also, there are no games to be angered to not be able to play, or a tv to hook it up to
Ssssssssssssssssshame if sssssomething happenssssss to it
Well, the creeper does work for SSsssssssssssssssssony, or was it SSssssssssssssssega? (but they don't make consoles anymore!)
Narrator voiced by Mike Pollock: PREVIOUSLY, on Legal Duel of Fates: Seto Freaking Kaiba vs. Ace Attorney, Phoenix Wright Part I
Wright: My client is Microsoft's political scapegoat!
Edgeworth: *bangs desk*…because it isn't the same Xbox 360! It's been faked!
*Crowd gasps* (Muttering is heard about Edgeworth's limited legal vocabulary)
Wright: (thoughts) Ha. Edgeworth, you've sealed your fate, I've got this trial won fair-
*the court room door opens, revealing a suave, rich 18 year old high school student with excessive buttons, zipeprs, and leather on his jacket making quick strides down the court room*
Kaiba: The xbox owner is fully capable of prosecuting Mr. Wright's client for property damages.
*Kaiba looks at Edgeworth*
Kaiba: You've lost, Edgeworth. I'm in the ring now!
Narrator voiced by Mike Pollock: Will Kaiba deafet Phoenix Wright and order the Creeper to pay the appropriate fines to reimburse the xbox 360 owner? Or will Kaiba utterly fail at the hands of this legal star? Stayed turnedfor the next exciting episode of Legal Duel of Fates!
*Queue 4kids opening featuring Justin Beiber*
But…he blows up not makes system hardware failures….
OMG I want a creeper for my Xbox! :D
Wright: *Sweating*~No! Seto Kaiba!? But I thought he was killed in the Tournament held in Japan that one time with those one group of kids who always seem to show up and kick his ass despite having varying degrees of skill and success on the matter!~
Kaiba: What is the matter Wright? Scared that a real intellect has stepped forward to put an end to your charades and legal gambits?
Wright ~I'm doomed…unless some conveniently timed bit of evidence or attorney comes forward to save the day, but Maya is being held in contempt!~
*AHEM*
*Dramatic stares and turns*
*A Red Spy walks in, escorting Yami Yugi Moto*
Red Spy: Gentlemen. I present to the court a new viewpoint on the matter.
Kaiba:No! It can't be!
Yami Yugi: YES KAIBA! I am about to turn this WHOLE CASE AROUND! WITH THIS! *Holds up extended warranty* Your client CLEALRY PLANNED FOR HIS HARDWARE TO FAIL!
*Stunned stares all around*
Judge: …well then, I'm going to have to rule in favor of the defense….I find the defendant, Steve Ballmer….
<img src="http://media.strategywiki.org/images/1/1c/PWAA_notguilty.gif" alt="alternative text" width="X" height="Y/">
<img src="http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/several_bad_puns_later_1_2603.jpg">
Way to steal my joke, Halolz!
Bad puns? Are those the ones you let sit out past the expiration date? You guys should really pay attention to that. Let no pun go to waste.
Doesn't mean they aren't ssssssssssssssore about dropping out of the console race…
I would believe sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssso!
FFUUUUUUUUU-
*eternity later*
-uuuuuck.
Talking collar! He's completely wiped out my trump card! What the hell do I do now?!
DUDE! I can totally do that guy's voice! (Being French-Canadian has its advantages. A fake, over-the-top French accent is one of them. Another is real maple syrup, but on crepes filled with brown sugar!)
Can't be as bad as the comments it has though, OH SNAP!
<img src="http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5338/theendquestionmark.png">
And they were bad enough on Minecraft, now they're on our XBoxes?!
Pretty soon, they'll be all around the internet with their exploding viruses!
DC, you are awesome and you are deserving of this. You'd get two, but that'd require adding a Guy Fawkes mask to zee red spy.
<img src="http://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1732/original/winternet.jpg" height="300" width="300 alt=" some_text'="">
I sssssseeeeee blue (or green, ya know, whichever) flying on a sssssssspearow!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*gavel
*slinks away*
HOLD IT!!!
have you any prouf that in the update notch included creeper on spider and they are no spider on the pictures so you argument is useless except if you can give real prouf. only the judge can decide if this creeper is guilty or not
judge: …
me:why we took gordon freeman to be the judge?
OBJECTION!
Have you considered that ,infact, the creeper is the proper size and the xbox itself is infact giant. The photographer used noclip and took this photo in the skybox!
Somewhat related news: the L button on my DS stopped working and I thought I'd have to go through another "repair" with the company (we all know they just send you a different console), only this time out of the warranty (yes, a handheld last longer than a console. Gotta love how well put together a 360 is).
Turns out, I was able to fix the problem by blowing into the DS. This leads me to believe 2 things.
1. Nintendo never abandoned the heart and soul of the NES (and also the lungs)
2. All problems need to be solvable with a similar solution
Wait who is on trail here?
Microsoft vs. Creeper?
Also extended warranty wasn't in evidence so it is invalid
+1 if y0u can r3ad d1s g1bb3r1sh!1!!!!!!!!1!!!1111
The punomenon will never end!
Wright: But Your Honor, the defendant is actually my client, Mr. Creeper, and…wait a minute…
HOLD IT!
Hum, I was just wondering…since my client is right here being judged, he can't be guilty since a creeper disappears after it explodes. I guess we forgot about this…insignificant detail. ಠ_ಠ
Everbody: ಠ_ಠ
Court: …
Judge: Ok…so I finally declare Mr. Creeper:
NOT G-
Highly emotive creeper blows entire court.
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Probably the firemen that came to put your house out.
…
Well, I can read it.
…
I am so ashamed of that.
Well I guess you could say this was quite the…
*Shades*
Intense Debate.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Don't argue with it. An extended warranty is part of a contract and just because the xbox owner buys an extended warranty does not fault him if it does break. The company is just stupid to give the option when they know their product it faulty.
Real World Logic doesn't exist in this realm. How else could I summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
*bursts through the doors*
Gentlemen.
……wait….*looks around at the destroyed court*
Damn, I'm late to the party again aren't I?
…..oh well. *gathers the wallets from any relatively in-tact bodies and leaves*
:D
OBJECTION!
No proof would ever be found if the update was hidden, as I have said before. What's to say that you have to accumulate 1,000 diamonds before seeing said circumstance?
Your honor, I wish to move to a long-term recess to consult with my client.
Punny punny ha ha
THEN WE WILL FIGHT UNDER A ROOF!
Its a real SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHAME THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT.
…
Very Well. This day has take a toll on all involved, and I believe it is passed Mr Moto's naptime.
There will be an hour recess. Please use it to find the true culprit for this case.
*BANG BANG*
[WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE?]
Yes/No
*1 hour later*
Your honor, I'd like to appease the jury with tremendous evidence that proves my client is not guilt, as well as showing incriminating evidence that the Xbox 360 is likely suspect to a terrible disease.
Permission to subpoena a witness, your Honor?
Did you know that every time your house gets blown up in Minecraft, someone in the world gets the red rings of death? Well, for pennies a day, you can help send relief efforts to everyone who has gotten the red rings of death. So please have a heart, and donate. (Paid for by the Federation of Asshole Gamers 'F@G')
…granted.
Do that.
WHY DID YOU LINK TO TV TROPES?? WE ARE ALL DOOOOMED!!
/thread.
http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Spider yes
Look at your post. Now look at my personal description. Now back to your post. Now back to my personal description. Sadly, it isn't written as well. But if you stopped posting on youtube and started to take English lessons, it could look like my post.
Now look down. Back up. Where are you? In front of my GRAMMAR HAMMER.
Thank you, your Honor.
The Defense would like to bring…
THE XBOX 360
to the stand for questioning!
My bejeezus, this thread is so full of win.
Good for you… My DS L button is still f**k'd
):
Awwww fuck… I don't deserve a +1 for understanding it…
Vabolo? Did you change your avatar??
NO..! No! You evil man!
FUCK, I actually clicked it….
*Shocked Murmerings from the Crowd*
…I'm sorry, what?
What has SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSScience done?!
Pwnt sir. Pwnt.