RED Team is getting steamrolled… literally!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 15, 2011 · 6:47 AM
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Guess BLU team needs to 'train' a bit more.
How is Scout gonna fit that train into his
…
…..
…….OHHHHHH
Yup and it gets about ten-thousand miles to the soul… I mean the gallon.
In one end, out the other.
"Hey, dummy!" the Engineer shouted from his rape train. "Are you retarded or just plain stupid?!" Heavy turned to me and said, "Just run away, coward." The Engineer fired up the rape train and began his pursuit. "Run, Scout! Run away! Hurry!" shouted the Soldier just before getting hit by the rape train.
"Look out, dummy! I'm gonna get you!" taunted the Engineer, "Run, Scout, run! Run, Scout!" shouted the Demo with a look of fear in his eye. The Engineer frustratedly yelled out, "Come back here, you!" but I was too fast for him. Now you wouldn't believe me if I told you, but I could run like the wind blows. From that day on, if I was ever going somewhere, I was running!
what IS the red heavy doing with sasha that is so conveniantly hidden behind the rocket fire?
Aw man, you could have done that with sunglasses.
CART IZ NOT STOPPING!
Scouts gonna need alot of lube for that one.
Looks like Engineer fixed the practical problem of cart not moving self.
Scout: Ow! What the hell was that?
Engineer: (in disbelief) That… was supposed to crush you.
Scout: Heavy, did you see it? His power! He can-
Heavy: Stop time?
Scout: -summon steamrollers!
Heavy: Y-You sure about that?
Scout: Positive!
Good news, it's a suppository!
he's gonna blow the red base a new asshole
It may not have brakes, but it sure has some curves, baby.
Momma always said rape was like a box o' chocolates. You never know when it's gonna hit.
Just need at least 5 Heavies stuck on it and BLU is good to go.
Cummunism.
ZA WARUDO!
We wouldn't want them to go off the rails.
Rape-kabobs, rape creole, rape gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple rape, lemon rape, coconut rape, pepper rape, rape soup, rape stew, rape salad, rape and potatoes, rape burger, rape sandwich. That- that's about it.
It does, however, have a huge-
JOHNSON!
"Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance…How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer…use a gun. And if that don't work…use nuke."
This is sorta disturbing yet funny.
If you're going to -1 me, at least make a cumback.
Wasn't there a type of food named "Crepe"? Or am I thinking of something else?
It costs 400,000 dollars to keep train going…for twelve seconds.
Alt: WHAT SICK MAN TEACH ENGINEER HOW TO PUSH CART.
Halolz is the only place that can take a line from Forrest Gump and twist it so far as to include rape in it. I love you guys.
Yes, it's the delicious, thin cousin of the thick american pancake. It goes well with EVERY SINGLE FOOD ITEM YOU CAN THINK OF.
If we wanted our cumback, we'd wipe it from the roof of your mouth!!! OOOOH BURN!!! (Wasn't me though. I just wanted to burn somebody today. *SIZZLE*)
That was already fixed with pl_strider, though
edit: Alright, technically it's not a CART per se, BUT STILL.
I'm disappointed that I'm not at least credited with submitting this…
And why is the entire RED team standing in the direct path of the runaway suppository bomb-cart?
Idiots.
Scout: "Team scramble, TEAM SCRAMBLE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TEAM SCRAMBLE!"
Engie: "….NOPE."
I'll make it fit.
Hope these replys don't go "off track".
Run virgin scout run! Im coming for you!
The Spy?
The rape train ain't stoppin' for no one,
The rape train never gonna be done,
Can't run, can't hide, can't cover your rear,
can't bargain, can't plea since it can't even hear,
LET'S ALL RIDE THE RAPE TRAIN TONIGHT!
Rape train runs from 12 to 10,
Runnin' express all the way to Bend,
Speeding by at 75,
No time to make a beat or a jive,
LET"S GO RIDE THE RAPE TRAIN TONIGHT!!!
*Engie Guitar solo*
you appear to haveforgotten aboun 4chan
they can take anything from anywhere and make it a rape joke and even ruin your childhood at the same time
rape crepe?
TINY CART WILL NOT MOVE ITSE… never mind…
Ney, i have not forgotten about 4chan. I go there regularly actually. They have ruined alot of my awesome childhood memories that way….
Wait! That's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty self sustaining seeing as it steals a soul about every couple meters.
Scout's face makes this.
I hate to "de-rail" this subject, but I think it's losing "steam."
Bacon Grease. Why do you think Engineer was making so much bacon for?
Don't worry, we won't lose our train of thought.
Don't forget about his "Cream gravy".
More like:
"How am I going to tear some mean mother hubbard a structurally superfluous new behind?"
AMIRITE?
Because secretly, they want it.
Needs more Ozzy Osbourne.
And the only thing they needed to do was step away from the rails… Silly Wankas
Rails? where we're going we won't need rails!
Rape Train Rape Train last stop… YOUR ASS!
Now the question is: Is engie yelling the caption as a battle cry? or is the red team yelling it in realization and fear?
HE'S RIDIN' IN YO DUSTBOWLS, HE'S GIBBING YO TEAMMATES UP
TRYIN' TO RAPE EM SO YOU NEED TO
HIDE YO SCOUTS, HIDE YO SPY
HIDE YO SCOUTS, HIDE YO SPY
HIDE YO SCOUTS, HIDE YO SPY
AND HIDE YO MEDICS CUZ HE'S RAPIN' ERRBODY OUT HERE.
THE TAPE BRAIN HAS NO RAKES.
*Cocks bolter*
Shouldn't that be "What" instead of "Why"?
would have been better with lil' chew chew.
it's a big angry train that eats people
Rape Train… Don't stop there… Rape Train…. Don't stop…
Rape train don't stop there anymore.
The forced intercourse locimotice is not currently equipt with a proper stopping mechanisim and thus is able to physicaly anihalate the opposing force on the opposite color spectrum.
YEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!
Shouldn't you be using a semicolon there?
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
CARD GAMES ON ROCKET POWERED BOMBS
+1 to that! :D
I'm guessing fear because of his freaked out "Oh-god-what-have-I-done" look on his face.
ENGIEZ IN UR SPAWN
MODDING UR BOMBCART
CHOO-CHOO!
I made the damn thing. Oh well…
Sadly, you cannot remove the breaks in a real match. Other wise, I would win every time.
*CLANG CLANG CLANG*