Talk about taking all the fun out of a franchise!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 13, 2011 · 11:58 AM
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I wonder if a sequel is being planned…
But are there still sex mini-games?
WHAT XD
This shouldn't be this funny…
In Greek:
Demos=People
Kratos=Power
His story tells us how we came to be a democracy. Power to the People!
And that's your lesson of the day.
This game is full of gratuitous hugging and treaties. I would NOT let my children play it.
actually, Kratos means supremacy.
That's not what the internet says. Plus I had a class which touched on it just yesterday so I'm close enough.
Kratos is either Strength or Powerful. I have seen nothing about Supremacy.
PRESS "X" TO SIT STILL WHILE PRAYING!!!
No, Candlejack, why would we nee
My source: I'm Greek.
BAH! This is the internet. Race means nothing here. Nor do substantiated facts.
Well considering Kratos has multiple meanings, I suppose it wouldn't be out of place. I was only sharing what I learned since it seemed appropriate for this submission.
Since I haven't seem Grammar Nazi around lately:
*wouldn't want peace
press the circle button to Ooooooooooooohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Buddah, I think, would be a substantially harder boss fight than Zeus.
sittin in the same position for hours hurts a lot :v
I'm sure as hell this guy wouldn't want peace, if he saw an Advice Meme including him…
[gotta post again because of epic grammar failure of mine]
I'd rather play Ghandi of War
I'm Greek too, and I've actually been told different than both Axel and Dimomarg.
This is actually a great game. There's this one part where you make these scholars read from these tablets, and it turns out you're supposed to sacrifice them… so you stop worshiping such a bloodthirsty deity and go back to the temple to meditate.
And Kratos cast his line over the largest lake in all of Greece. After 10 hours of waiting, 10 hours of endless fishing, his vacation would finally come to an end.
Grammar Berzerker is Grammar Nazi actually.
PS3 HAS NO GAMES.
There, took the joke.
So would this game have
Ren= People
Qiang Li= Power
?
Those are changed by prayer mini games. Like cakebard saud, you have to press X to sit still while praying. There is also a quick time event where you have to flee Tibet while dodging Chinese alligations.
And I didn't say candlejack even o-
Whoo! Finally, some use out of being a Classics major! :D
In Ancient Attic Greek, the word κράτος (-ους, τό), anglicized to kratos, translates as 'power'. Source- From Alpha to Omega: A Beginning Course in Classical Greek by Anne H. Groton.
I would buy and play this game (If it came out on a different console.)
What does Candlejack have to do with this anywa-
Still like it better than these boring games:
http://thankyoujesusforthesepoptarts.files.wordpr…
http://thankyoujesusforthesepoptarts.files.wordpr…
http://thankyoujesusforthesepoptarts.files.wordpr…
This game would've been great if the Karma system wasn't so fucking tough.
Seriously, I disembowel Buddha ONE TIME and I reincarnate as a cockroach? What the hell, man?
Dammit, I was gonna say that!
But yeah, PS3 has no games, lol.
Because, as we all know: PS3 HAS NO GAMES!
THIS IMAGE IS IMPOSSIBLE
PS3 HAS NO GAMES
If he's for world peace, where'd he get that scar from, hmmm?
GASP! Someone think about the children!
After seeing this, they'll go out and hug people!
I'm buddhist and I approve this game.
I second that.
If you want to kill the gods you must be on the same state of consciousness as them.
Just going to put this here.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/282
….This is about the 5th time I've seen you say this…
Ugh, Christian games, one of the worst kinds you can get.
Only because it's actually true.
You get…
*drumroll*
… This chastity belt!
HOORAY!
Yet, still better than E.T. the game
All I know about Greeks is that you separate the men from the boys with a crowbar…
Well in all fairness he COULD get world peace just be disembowling every living person but himself….
Something happened from the past maybe? That's why he seeks for the peace.
Quick, someone call the Angry Video Game Nerd!
*Pushes X*
That's a circular argument. Couldn't I say all games for the X-box 360 can't be real because the X-box 360 has no games?
I'm buddhist and I agree.
Im a moogle. i've been told never to cast fira in a group of tourists… ever again.
+1 man to the rescue!
MAG
no he would have to kill himself too
because after killing everyone else i doubt he himself would be at peace
Redundant Penguin is Redundant
Let's give them Call of Duty and Halo instead! That will make them better!
(Isn't it sad that they call TF2 gay just because of its graphics?)
The PS3 has games just nothing I'm interested in enough to buy.
He may look all happy and cheerful on the outside, but on the inside, he's slowly becoming a cold, distant, brooding antihero just like his cousin.
Oh great, here begins another Candlejack kidnapping spr
It had to be on the PS3. I physically could not exist if connected to Live.
Are you kidding? That Easter/Zombie Jesus Day one seems like it could be fun.
I think I just earned my ticket to hell again (and due to subtext this time!).
Hey, who left this candle? Jack…*FWIP*
I have absolutely nothing to say about this. SINCE I DON'T PLAY THE PS3 BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GAMES FOR IT.
and yet the fans rage, forgetting that it was only a more expensive and useless version of a Blu-ray player
hey you… hmm wait your that kidna- *FWIP*
This is the new sequel. World Peace is what happens when all the gods are defeated and religion gone with them.
He'll nuke the shit out of you
It is, truly.
Gordon Freeman is Greek?
And I'm Snake.
Peace through warfare.
But you have to admit that God of Love sounds kinky.
I purpose a new rule: No more that one PS3 has no games comment per PS3 related submission.
Uncharted
Candlejack won't kidnap me anymore. Not after what HE did to him. Always handy to have an elder god on your side.
….Unfortunately it means I'm first in line to herald the madness in and cry blood.
"JASON!"
Even thought that comment is purely fictional.
Infamous
What the hell? I didn't get to that part yet.
They just announced that this is getting ported to the Wii and 360.
It may sound kinky, but it's actually a trap. There's no loving in it at all (if you know what I mean).
And they're getting exclusive DLC.
ADDENDUM: By the same person.
Your rule might prevent future CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES, CSI, Can't let you do that, [insert other meme here] jokes.
Peace through SUPERIOR FIREPOWER!
At least TF2 doesn't pretend to be something it's not. *Glares at Call of Duty*
FALCON PRAY!
<img src="http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comics/2008-06-26-CaptainFalconatChurch.jpg" alt="Church of Falcon"/>
Ratchet and Clank series
SHUT…..UP!!!
PS3 fanboys don't LIKE their system, they just hate ours.
Does this game require the pressing and dialing of the space bar, because if I recall correctly, mine is still broken.
<img src="http://www.laptoprepair101.com/wp-images/key/space-bar-key-1.jpg" />
Where did everyone go?.
http://cpmstar.cmpstar.netdna-cdn.com/cached/crea…
Click on it to find something relevant.
Xbox live version, DUDE WHAT DO I PRESS TO KEEL THIS?
Press (A) to facepalm ^^
Yes.
In order to repair your space bar, you need to press space.
I don't want my child to grow up in a world of peace and understanding. Gratuitous violence and sex only, plz. Otherwise I, as a concerned parent who doesn't want to do any actual parenting, will need to find something else to do with my time.
Why isn't this for Wii? I want to be able to meditate using the Wii-mote. :/
I'm commander Shepard and i approve this message.
It's a ps3. (-_-)
As much as I hate fanboyism, I must point out, if PS3 has no games, what is Metal Gear Solid 4?
Or liberate the shit out of you. Whichever you prefer.
inb4 favorite[insert noun]ontheCitadel
A figment of you imagination.
And no one's calling me on my slip up of It and I. Where are the Grammar Nazis and why have they failed to correct me?!
Demon's Souls
Disgaea 3
….Must…resist…can't let you do that joke…….
It's funny cause we're all correct in this fight.
Watch out Ghandi might drop the "A" bomb
(boom bitch!)
You…bastard! By kidnapping people while they're in mid-sentence, you're creating ungrammatical statements!
*Adds Mark of Khorne to wargear*
CANDLEJACK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! RAAAAAAAGH!
No, but there are chastity mini-games.
PRESS O TO THINK CLEAN THOUGHTS
but your right, cutscenes are estimated to be 90 minutes long each and fyi you cant skip them
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?…
Just like every super powered country we have today would say or do.
Wait……PS3's do not have space bars? How about that cross shaped thing at the left side of the controller? Isn't that a space bar?
Speaking of which, Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo!
Wikipedia says you got nothing on me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buff…
On the upside, because of the way it makes kids think wars are fought, it will make world domination a hell of a lot easier in a few years.
That's for free on the PC, but you have to pay for it on Xbox.
In my defense, I just thought it was some crazy meta comment.
"Private (Ramirez?)! Launch a grenade through that window and clear out that room!"
"Do I look like a noob-tuber?!"
*Bodyshot'd*
"NOOB!"
*Sees claymore*
"Watch out!"
"Psh, I'll just run past it!"
*BOOM*
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is making my head explode.
…
I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/That_that_is_is_that…
Yeah on second thought, Call Of Duty will be the death of us when the next world war happens.
Oh man, Nuclear Holocaust sounds like my kind of game.
LIES!!! They're not games, they're interactive movies except for the fact that you interact with the movie a lot more than watching them. Don't believe me? MGS4 and Heavy Rain.
Can't let you resist that, JesterJoe.
North Korea would take over South Korea and draft all of the Starcraft players to be strategists and steamroll our horde of COD players.
PS3 has games though….
Apperently other fanboys don't like the PS3….
That's only 2….
Can't let you do that Primedawg….oh dang it.
Or the fact that you can't start up the Xbox due to RROD?
Let me rephrase that. Movies that has more interactivity in it than just watching them.
Eh, wynaut? James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_while_John_had…
You can skip them, you just have to press it several times.
I'm a Keyblade master and I approve this comment.
DAMN YOU, MICROSOFT!
Perhaps that same can be said for all games.
Poorly thought out rules on
*shades*
Halolz
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Sly Cooper
Philosophy!
SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No spoiler alerts? What is this crap!
The Wii can get DLC? been so long since i've played it… I thought people just whined some more about lack of space.
Somebody help this man's e-peen!
..for 90 minutes
Ico and SOTC: The Collection
He's actually pretty easy if you spam Enlightened Pacifism.
SPOILER: You can skip him altogether if you take the Church of Falcon moral path.
Screw the rules, we have nukes.
God of World Peace II: Peace vs. Politics
Have you heard of Halo? Yeah, that was originally exclusive to Xbox, now it's on PC. What happened? I guess the CEO of Bungie got a really nice blowjob.
Ghandi II.
Look it up.
Your words are as empty as your life counter. Geek kind ill needs a save point such as you!
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!?