GOD OF WORLD PEACE

Talk about taking all the fun out of a franchise!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 13, 2011 · 11:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (269 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
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Cover Art, Cray-Z Crossovers, Disguises, God of War, Photo Op, Playstation, Sony, Spiritual Enlightenment

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147 Responses to “GOD OF WORLD PEACE”

  1. The Golden Gamer on January 13th, 2011 12:21 pm

    I wonder if a sequel is being planned…

  2. candlejack on January 13th, 2011 12:21 pm

    But are there still sex mini-games?

  3. Jade Catima on January 13th, 2011 12:21 pm

    WHAT XD

    This shouldn't be this funny…

  4. Axel X on January 13th, 2011 12:22 pm

    In Greek:
    Demos=People
    Kratos=Power

    His story tells us how we came to be a democracy. Power to the People!

    And that's your lesson of the day.

  5. FoxyMayo on January 13th, 2011 12:44 pm

    This game is full of gratuitous hugging and treaties. I would NOT let my children play it.

  6. CakeBard on January 13th, 2011 1:19 pm

    PRESS "X" TO SIT STILL WHILE PRAYING!!!

  7. Mr Plen on January 13th, 2011 1:40 pm

    Since I haven't seem Grammar Nazi around lately:

    *wouldn't want peace

  8. RemielChibus on January 13th, 2011 2:02 pm

    Buddah, I think, would be a substantially harder boss fight than Zeus.

  9. Vlauer on January 13th, 2011 2:29 pm

    I'm sure as hell this guy wouldn't want peace, if he saw an Advice Meme including him…

    [gotta post again because of epic grammar failure of mine]

  10. Judgment on January 13th, 2011 2:48 pm

    I'd rather play Ghandi of War

  11. Leo E. on January 13th, 2011 2:52 pm

    This is actually a great game. There's this one part where you make these scholars read from these tablets, and it turns out you're supposed to sacrifice them… so you stop worshiping such a bloodthirsty deity and go back to the temple to meditate.

  12. GameboyPATH on January 13th, 2011 2:55 pm

    And Kratos cast his line over the largest lake in all of Greece. After 10 hours of waiting, 10 hours of endless fishing, his vacation would finally come to an end.

  13. Alpar on January 13th, 2011 3:14 pm

    PS3 HAS NO GAMES.

    There, took the joke.

  14. Alek214 on January 13th, 2011 4:32 pm

    I would buy and play this game (If it came out on a different console.)

  15. Darth_Destro on January 13th, 2011 4:39 pm
  16. Sir_Nox on January 13th, 2011 4:40 pm

    This game would've been great if the Karma system wasn't so fucking tough.
    Seriously, I disembowel Buddha ONE TIME and I reincarnate as a cockroach? What the hell, man?

  17. penguindude42 on January 13th, 2011 4:47 pm

    THIS IMAGE IS IMPOSSIBLE

    PS3 HAS NO GAMES

  18. JesterJoe on January 13th, 2011 4:48 pm

    If he's for world peace, where'd he get that scar from, hmmm?

  19. SS4FireFox on January 13th, 2011 5:00 pm

    GASP! Someone think about the children!
    After seeing this, they'll go out and hug people!

  20. VyseRogueKing on January 13th, 2011 5:05 pm

    I'm buddhist and I approve this game.

  21. Angemon300 on January 13th, 2011 5:11 pm

    If you want to kill the gods you must be on the same state of consciousness as them.

  22. Spolin on January 13th, 2011 5:23 pm

    Just going to put this here.
    http://nerfnow.com/comic/282

  23. DrSexington on January 13th, 2011 6:17 pm

    Well in all fairness he COULD get world peace just be disembowling every living person but himself….

  24. DM1293 on January 13th, 2011 7:21 pm

    *Pushes X*

  25. uzumakiclan43 on January 13th, 2011 10:00 pm

    He may look all happy and cheerful on the outside, but on the inside, he's slowly becoming a cold, distant, brooding antihero just like his cousin.

  26. TheAceOfSkulls on January 13th, 2011 10:09 pm

    It had to be on the PS3. I physically could not exist if connected to Live.

  27. Nyoron on January 13th, 2011 11:07 pm

    I have absolutely nothing to say about this. SINCE I DON'T PLAY THE PS3 BECAUSE THERE ARE NO GAMES FOR IT.

  28. BTSnoogans on January 14th, 2011 12:35 am

    This is the new sequel. World Peace is what happens when all the gods are defeated and religion gone with them.

  29. Solid_Spy on January 14th, 2011 7:41 am

    Does this game require the pressing and dialing of the space bar, because if I recall correctly, mine is still broken.

    <img src="http://www.laptoprepair101.com/wp-images/key/space-bar-key-1.jpg&quot; />

  30. uzumakiclan43 on January 14th, 2011 7:49 am

    http://cpmstar.cmpstar.netdna-cdn.com/cached/crea
    Click on it to find something relevant.

  31. Drifting_Mist on January 14th, 2011 7:57 am

    Xbox live version, DUDE WHAT DO I PRESS TO KEEL THIS?
    Press (A) to facepalm ^^

  32. meinmattias on January 14th, 2011 10:27 am

    Why isn't this for Wii? I want to be able to meditate using the Wii-mote. :/

  33. 3K9 on January 14th, 2011 6:19 pm

    but your right, cutscenes are estimated to be 90 minutes long each and fyi you cant skip them
    http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?…

  34. primedawg9170 on January 14th, 2011 10:45 pm

    Oh man, Nuclear Holocaust sounds like my kind of game.

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