He got his PhD in punches, kicks and knees!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 2, 2011 · 4:26 PM
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And while all of this is happening, you can hear Guile's theme in the background.
Vega: Thank you for a gorgeous time!
I saw "Bonk" and all I could think of was the scout in there beating some poor man up…
I am dissapoint.
Guile Wins.
Flawless!
Wait….
Always wondered where Sonic came from…
Now that guy's going to need a different kind of counseling…
That line doesn't always work Guile http://game-flush.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/…
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So…. I guess Guile just beat some sense into the deadbeat dad?
Well… yeah… it's kind of his theme. It plays whenever possible around him.
Why is part of the dad's ear missing?
Balrog came over to see how was Guile doing.
…Those are some creepy eyes.
haha this makes my day
You are disappoint? Due to it being Guile and not some whiny teenage kid?
What the hell is WRONG with you?!
FLAWLESS MARRIAGE!
When I saw the counselor, the first thing I thought was Duke Nukem, not Guile.
Her eyes looking down, her tongue out, sweating… I think she has a family man in mind.
"Go home and rip your head off and shit down your neck."
…what the hell did I just type?
Now get out of here, I have an appointment soon with a Mr. Resetti.
Or whenever it is fit.
Which of course is always.
Go to halolz and be a pun man.
They'll steal your soul.
GO HOME! That's MY family plan!
inb4 other iterations, rhymes, and other sound-a-likes of Guile's catch phrase.
BIIIIIIISSSSSSOOOOOOOON
That's MY joke, and you owe me your soul for making it.
See?
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Now I'll take your soul lightly seasoned with paprika.
Sort of reminds me of certain Umbrella licensed therapists.
Fuck youuuuu…
…But yeah, given that I have to use them as part of company policy, I can say I see where you're coming from. Only there's less needles, zombies, and required paperwork here.
Never seen that video before!
But my GOD it's beautiful. :'D +1
*starts cooking soul for you*
…I don't know if you realized this, but you've just confirmed something I already suspected: You go to a therapist.
Although, given your comment, I'm wondering if you guys just keep forgetting to hit the space bar when giving them their job title.
I don't follow.
What the hell ISN'T wrong with him?
Strangely enough, we don't support that particular brand of evil (that's the Silent Hill sort of horror), unless it's funny (Porky Pig & Elmer Fudd example here before anyone corrects me on how it's never funny).
Oh, and rather than rise to your bait… Is that an eagle circling above us?
-Adds in chili powder-
"Go home and rip your head off and shit down your neck."
…You bastard.
…Is there really an… Oh crap there is. Well, love to stay and chat, but I'd like to leave before I get mur- er… Before I'm late for my next appointment. Goodbye.
Note to self: trained eagles were a wise investment.
OBJECTION !
Scout is not a teenager.
…while on a motorcycle.
*Adds bacon* EVERYTHING is better with bacon.
OBJECTION!!! How do you know that? He could be 19.5
OBJECTION!
*coffee*
PROVE IT! I always believed the Scout to be 19 at the most, maybe 18, but if you have some evidence showing me to be wrong, you'd better have it to back up your words!
Going home and ripping off your head and shitting down your necks on Motorcycles?
Why did Guile take a bite out of the dad's ear?
*Brings a bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild.* Only a fine wine can complement a soul so well.
Repetitive catchphrases on motorcycles?
HOLD IT!!! 19.5 is still a teenager!
TAKE THAT!
…Need a Dispenser here.
*trollface*
*Raises glass to that notion* +1 old chap
Better question; why didn't you?
-Builds a turret-
with top hats and monocles
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Lt. Guile is watching you
I need to go see Guile. I'm tired of getting Falcon Punched by my therapist.
That mole won't know what hit him, poor bugger.
I AM A FAMILY MA-Err, chibi!
Sorry, but it's either Major Guile or Colonel Guile (depending on which game you canonize from).
Quite catchy. And possibly impressive to pull off.
Go home and be a family man. Even if you're a woman.
Then there was that one time when Q and Makoto walked in…
Oh, okay.
Why do I get the feeling that someone is making an army of people who eyes can stare into and steal your soul?
OBJECTION!
I object to that because……it was objectionable.
Nothing is more of a badass move other than the Falcon Punch than biting someone's ear off.
Yeah I agree, how did this comic made you think of Sonic UndeadLex? do you have a fetish for Hedgehogs like Tycho does or something?
Ahem. OBJECTION!
guile's theme goes with everything: family counseling?
Why can't evil organizations just get along!?
Because they're not only evil, they're evil in ways that clash with each other.
I was not referring to the individual pictured, which yes is Lt. Surge. I was referring to the individual he was talking about… which he goes by only two ranks stated in the games: Major and Colonel. Now he has been referred to as a "Commander", but that's a job-title, not a USAF rank.
We appear to have miscommunicated. I was under the impression that "Lt. Guile" was a portmanteau of Lt. Surge and Guile, given their similar appearances. Please forgive my lack of knowledge about Guile; I have not played Street Fighter.
If Chun-Li or Cammy is a family counselor, I like to being bad with my family, all the time.
Guile used Sonic Boom!
Ryu fainted!
I object for the sake of objecting
Also, the bio for scout does say "a fast talking kid"
I actually thought of that guy from the movie "Small Soldiers", but he has white hair
Guile's ears won't know what hit them you mean
Hey overalls. You suck. *drinks BONK, runs off*
Wait.
I tought this job was for C. Falcon…
With a comma it can work!!!
"Go home and be a family, man!"
compared to
"Go home and be a family man!"
I would have just blamed capitalism (though, that system did allow my company to exist, and to buy out most of the competition as well as trained eagles, so I guess *I* personally would not blame it, but you get the point).
And we're still undecided on the whole "evil" thing (well, at least he is. I'm personally applying for the ELE and waiting for a letter from Bad Horse in response).
Maybe Guile's Sonic Boom move? :P
Did you also see a putty tat?
Guile went Mike Tyson for a moment… and well you know the rest
Sooo… all those times we annihilate those darned scouts, it's like pedocide i mean i take it as a personal goal on games online to annihilate anyone under 13 by any means necessary (semtex, throwing knives, shotguns, c-4, spartan lasers, plasma grenades {and if playing goldeneye wii, proximity mines}) but we kill children everytime we kill scouts, glad i don't play TF2
LOL, just seeing this now, but Surge's RGB/Y sprites look like he's taking a dump with his pants still on.
CANNOT UNSEE
…but still hilarious.
Oh I see what you did there.