You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work… Mr. Spyyyy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 8:04 PM
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Categories: Backstab, Christmas, Disguises, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (57 Comments) |
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I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs…There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.
Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!
…And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!
Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.
It came anyway…
and then he was surrounded by white stuff….
If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.
No comment.
That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed…no! It comes from the HATS.
No wait…that's blood.
And then after going through sexual intercourse with Scout's mother AND father, he got yet another one!
Three minutes with Your Eternal Reward, they wouldn't hear it coming, they'll all die without a word.
Yes it would be nasty, but it would be quite good, the only problem is, on my suit there is blood. And it would be your fault, yes that is quite true, I stab all your teammates, I eradicate the BLU's.
PROPAGANDA. AGAIN.
You just made one.
Liar.
U mad your Dad joined Blue? But now he can spend more time with your mother!
Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work
You're a bad apple,
where all the earthworms lurk.
You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
Your heart's as black as coal.
Your brain is like a heavy,
kicked it at a soccer goal.
Mr. Spy….
I want to beat you with at…
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
With your creepy rapist sneer!
You're just about as gentle
as an angry Vagineer
Mr. Spy….
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the angry Vagineer.
You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
The sniper wants to stab you
And the Scout thinks your a punk.
Mr. Spy….
The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:
SLINK
SLANK
SLUNK!
…OOOOOH
Backstab time, backstab time,
you're dead on the ground!
Cloaking and sapping
'til you are knocked down!
Backstab time, backstab time,
you're bleeding on my knife!
I twist it in and pluck it out,
and then you lose your life!
White blood…
So spy is an alien :O
OBJECTION
You can't call him a liar for he made a "Reply" not a "Comment."
HOLD IT
Intense Debate is a commenting sytem. So his "reply" as you call it is a comment by default!.
Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.
U JELLY SPAH?!
OBJECTION! (Once again)
It obviously states that it is a "Reply." Once the "Reply" button is hit the commenting system is there by handed over to the "Reply System" thus showing it as a Reply and not a comment.
*Barges into combo between Dai and Twilzer*
HOLD IT!
THIS IS POINTLESS.
You know what…Alpar is right.
It's Christmas Eve…Let us just stop this Bickering and enjoy it while it lasts, after all it only comes once a year.
Now give me some in this "Christmas" you talk about :D
OVERULE! because its Christmas
Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!
No, its implying that he wouldn't just backstab them all at the end.
QFT.
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?
He's from Soviet Russia.
<img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs005.ash2/33621_482261650364_678980364_7196643_6254533_n.jpg">
Merry Christmas.
He aint even jelly. Unlike Santa's big belly.
Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.
Thanks fer standin' still, carolers!
rel="nofollow">You're a mean King, Dedede!
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????!!!!!!!!!!
T'was the night before christmas, and all through team fortress,
not a munition was flying, not even a porpois.
The speakers were silent, the carts were still,
in a hope that st nicholas, would not be killed,
the mercenaries slept, as still as can be,
In a hope that the idling, would drop things for free.
They woke the next morning, to a scatter of gibs,
with talk of a holiday, fresh on their lips,
but as their small hopes, began to build,
the voice of t'announcer, called out feirce and shrill,
This is a war, not a fable!
Called out the dictator,
not even christmas, it seems, from war, would disuade her.
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But behind her tall chair, stood a sweet little woman,
who's heart hadn't been yet, completely forgotten.
her name was miss Pauling, and for sure and for certain,
her kindness had not seen it's final curtain.
She walked up to her boss, with a fear-bearing shiver,
and began to talk, with a cower and a quiver,
"Oh madam, oh miss, if i may be so bold,
Perhaps we could, at least give them something to hold."
The announcer, with a growl, turned her gaze on the woman,
"Oh really, miss Pauling, and what would you give them?"
And so after hours of debate,
The announcer agreed to comprimise,
(If only to see Pauling's poor spirit debaucherised)
We shall grant them a key, to open a box,
so they too may unwrap gifts of unspecific lots.
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And so through the land, of team fortress two,
the cry bounded out "Hurah! and Yahoo!"
"Look! a new wrench!" "A new hat!" "A new weapon!"
And so happiness rose for all that could get them.
…
Am I doing it right?
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But Jesus was a pretty cool guy, he taught people about ethics and didn't afraid of anything.
There is no such thing as fighting the moment the word "Hat" is mentioned.
what's a fight, and how do I get a hat from it?
BUT THAT WAS MONTHS AGO.
Oak however, came as fast as he could, forgeting all about the ramen he was cooking at the time.
Only if you have some paint.
*Applauds*
And now from where I live, it's now Christmas.
I love you guys. You keep me from going publicly insane :3
Oh god, insanity in public!
That sounds devastating.
I did have some white paint too
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
+1's FOR EVERYONE!
Um… TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T
Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel
I think you kill a person who has the Ghastly Gibus, and then you get it.
Don't ask me. They're your people Heavy Weapons Guy Zyquux.
What I want to know, is if the voice is from a girl (impossible), or an 8 year old boy (more likely)
Stop stealing Weegee's material.
AH! MY EYES!
I can't. Stop. Looking. At. It!
Olawl, I just got caught up with BitF and just find a reference to it. Plus one to you good sir.
Riiiight. An alien. Exactly. *turns off monitor*