You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work… Mr. Spyyyy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 8:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (143 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)
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Backstab, Christmas, Disguises, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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49 Responses to “[VIDEO] How The Spy Sapped Christmas”

  1. Twilizer on December 24th, 2010 8:18 pm

    I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs…There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.

  2. Peterdivine on December 24th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!

    …And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!

  3. doepker on December 24th, 2010 8:25 pm

    Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.

  4. Shatman on December 24th, 2010 8:33 pm

    If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.

  5. Alpar on December 24th, 2010 9:05 pm

    That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed…no! It comes from the HATS.

  6. Alpar on December 24th, 2010 9:05 pm

    No wait…that's blood.

  7. DM1293 on December 24th, 2010 9:09 pm


  8. KingofRetards on December 24th, 2010 9:38 pm

    Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.

  9. Senor Fox on December 24th, 2010 9:57 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
    You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work

    You're a bad apple,
    where all the earthworms lurk.

    You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
    Your heart's as black as coal.
    Your brain is like a heavy,
    kicked it at a soccer goal.
    Mr. Spy….

    I want to beat you with at…
    thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

    You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
    With your creepy rapist sneer!
    You're just about as gentle
    as an angry Vagineer
    Mr. Spy….

    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take the angry Vagineer.

    You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
    You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
    The sniper wants to stab you
    And the Scout thinks your a punk.
    Mr. Spy….

    The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:


  10. Daifuku on December 24th, 2010 11:00 pm

    Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.


  11. shadow649 on December 25th, 2010 12:14 am

    Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!

  12. 64_hit_combo on December 25th, 2010 1:26 am

    OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

  13. NoChorus on December 25th, 2010 1:41 am

    Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
    A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?

    He's from Soviet Russia.
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    Merry Christmas.

  14. NekoKnight on December 25th, 2010 3:01 am

    Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.

  15. Coodoo on December 25th, 2010 11:25 am

    Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
    +1's FOR EVERYONE!

  16. Azurik on December 25th, 2010 11:38 am

    Um… TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T

  17. Bridgette Rockette on December 25th, 2010 12:11 pm

    Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel

  18. Skermefaten on December 25th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Stop stealing Weegee's material.

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