You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work… Mr. Spyyyy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 8:04 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (143 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5)
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Backstab, Christmas, Disguises, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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56 Responses to “[VIDEO] How The Spy Sapped Christmas”

  1. Twilizer on December 24th, 2010 8:18 pm

    I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs…There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.

  2. Peterdivine on December 24th, 2010 8:19 pm

    Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!

    …And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!

  3. doepker on December 24th, 2010 8:25 pm

    Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.

  4. JesterJoe on December 24th, 2010 8:26 pm

    It came anyway…

    and then he was surrounded by white stuff….

  5. Shatman on December 24th, 2010 8:33 pm

    If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.

  6. Alpar on December 24th, 2010 9:05 pm

    That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed…no! It comes from the HATS.

  7. DM1293 on December 24th, 2010 9:09 pm

    PROPAGANDA. AGAIN.

  8. KingofRetards on December 24th, 2010 9:38 pm

    Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.

  9. Senor Fox on December 24th, 2010 9:57 pm

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
    You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work

    You're a bad apple,
    where all the earthworms lurk.

    You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
    Your heart's as black as coal.
    Your brain is like a heavy,
    kicked it at a soccer goal.
    Mr. Spy….

    I want to beat you with at…
    thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

    You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
    With your creepy rapist sneer!
    You're just about as gentle
    as an angry Vagineer
    Mr. Spy….

    Given the choice between the two of you
    I'd take the angry Vagineer.

    You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
    You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
    The sniper wants to stab you
    And the Scout thinks your a punk.
    Mr. Spy….

    The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:

    SLINK
    SLANK
    SLUNK!

  10. Daifuku on December 24th, 2010 11:00 pm

    Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.

    U JELLY SPAH?!

  11. shadow649 on December 25th, 2010 12:14 am

    Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!

  12. 64_hit_combo on December 25th, 2010 1:26 am

    OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!

  13. NoChorus on December 25th, 2010 1:41 am

    Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
    A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?

    He's from Soviet Russia.
    <img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs005.ash2/33621_482261650364_678980364_7196643_6254533_n.jpg"&gt;

    Merry Christmas.

  14. NekoKnight on December 25th, 2010 3:01 am

    Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.

  15. _Twitch_ on December 25th, 2010 3:56 am

    T'was the night before christmas, and all through team fortress,
    not a munition was flying, not even a porpois.
    The speakers were silent, the carts were still,
    in a hope that st nicholas, would not be killed,
    the mercenaries slept, as still as can be,
    In a hope that the idling, would drop things for free.

    They woke the next morning, to a scatter of gibs,
    with talk of a holiday, fresh on their lips,
    but as their small hopes, began to build,
    the voice of t'announcer, called out feirce and shrill,
    This is a war, not a fable!
    Called out the dictator,
    not even christmas, it seems, from war, would disuade her.

    1

  16. _Twitch_ on December 25th, 2010 3:56 am

    But behind her tall chair, stood a sweet little woman,
    who's heart hadn't been yet, completely forgotten.
    her name was miss Pauling, and for sure and for certain,
    her kindness had not seen it's final curtain.
    She walked up to her boss, with a fear-bearing shiver,
    and began to talk, with a cower and a quiver,
    "Oh madam, oh miss, if i may be so bold,
    Perhaps we could, at least give them something to hold."
    The announcer, with a growl, turned her gaze on the woman,
    "Oh really, miss Pauling, and what would you give them?"

    And so after hours of debate,
    The announcer agreed to comprimise,
    (If only to see Pauling's poor spirit debaucherised)
    We shall grant them a key, to open a box,
    so they too may unwrap gifts of unspecific lots.

    2

  17. _Twitch_ on December 25th, 2010 3:57 am

    And so through the land, of team fortress two,
    the cry bounded out "Hurah! and Yahoo!"
    "Look! a new wrench!" "A new hat!" "A new weapon!"
    And so happiness rose for all that could get them.

    Am I doing it right?

    3

  18. Coodoo on December 25th, 2010 11:25 am

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
    Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
    +1's FOR EVERYONE!

  19. Azurik on December 25th, 2010 11:38 am

    Um… TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T

  20. Bridgette Rockette on December 25th, 2010 12:11 pm

    Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel

  21. Skermefaten on December 25th, 2010 3:48 pm

    Stop stealing Weegee's material.

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