You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work… Mr. Spyyyy!
By DemonFox287, submitted by several people
|
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 24, 2010 · 8:04 PM
  (143 votes, average: 3.22 out of 5) Loading ... |
|
Categories: Backstab, Christmas, Disguises, Holidays, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (56 Comments) |
|
Submissions are now closed, be sure to check out our new site!
Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz? 
(4.90 out of 5)
I wouldn't sing on the battlements if I were those BLUs…There are usually a lot of Red Snipers on 2Fort.
Then he got an idea! An AWFUL idea! The spy got a wonderful, awful idea!
…And thirty minutes later, after making out with Scout's mom, he got another one!
Would've been better had it been narrated in the Announcer's voice.
It came anyway…
and then he was surrounded by white stuff….
If he REALLY wanted to ruin Christmas, he should have just used the Ambassador.
That Spy is an obvious idiot. Christmas in TF2 doesn't come from the trees, the presents, the ping, connection speed…no! It comes from the HATS.
PROPAGANDA. AGAIN.
Shortly after the story, the red spy back-stabbed all of the blu team.
You’re a mean one, Mr. Spy! You really are, a jerk!
You love to sap those sentries, destroying the Engineer’s hard work
You're a bad apple,
where all the earthworms lurk.
You're a loser, Mr. Spy.
Your heart's as black as coal.
Your brain is like a heavy,
kicked it at a soccer goal.
Mr. Spy….
I want to beat you with at…
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one, Mr. Spy.
With your creepy rapist sneer!
You're just about as gentle
as an angry Vagineer
Mr. Spy….
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the angry Vagineer.
You're a traitor, Mr. Spy.
You're a sneaky, sucky skunk.
The sniper wants to stab you
And the Scout thinks your a punk.
Mr. Spy….
The three words that best describe what you do best, are as follows, and I quote:
SLINK
SLANK
SLUNK!
Wanna know the real reason the Spy hates Christmas? Scout saw Santa kissing his mother under the mistletoe last night.
U JELLY SPAH?!
Merry Hat-mas to all and to all a good fight!
OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
Well, since it's officially 1:00 down here:
A friend of mine wants to say Merry Christmas with a little photo. The catch?
He's from Soviet Russia.
<img src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs005.ash2/33621_482261650364_678980364_7196643_6254533_n.jpg">
Merry Christmas.
Christmas came when it heard you beat the Elite 4.
T'was the night before christmas, and all through team fortress,
not a munition was flying, not even a porpois.
The speakers were silent, the carts were still,
in a hope that st nicholas, would not be killed,
the mercenaries slept, as still as can be,
In a hope that the idling, would drop things for free.
They woke the next morning, to a scatter of gibs,
with talk of a holiday, fresh on their lips,
but as their small hopes, began to build,
the voice of t'announcer, called out feirce and shrill,
This is a war, not a fable!
Called out the dictator,
not even christmas, it seems, from war, would disuade her.
1
But behind her tall chair, stood a sweet little woman,
who's heart hadn't been yet, completely forgotten.
her name was miss Pauling, and for sure and for certain,
her kindness had not seen it's final curtain.
She walked up to her boss, with a fear-bearing shiver,
and began to talk, with a cower and a quiver,
"Oh madam, oh miss, if i may be so bold,
Perhaps we could, at least give them something to hold."
The announcer, with a growl, turned her gaze on the woman,
"Oh really, miss Pauling, and what would you give them?"
And so after hours of debate,
The announcer agreed to comprimise,
(If only to see Pauling's poor spirit debaucherised)
We shall grant them a key, to open a box,
so they too may unwrap gifts of unspecific lots.
2
And so through the land, of team fortress two,
the cry bounded out "Hurah! and Yahoo!"
"Look! a new wrench!" "A new hat!" "A new weapon!"
And so happiness rose for all that could get them.
…
Am I doing it right?
3
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Since I know you guys live and die for your e-peen,
+1's FOR EVERYONE!
Um… TL;DR. I will come back later. T_T
Thanks guys, this is the greatest present ever. Love, Bridge and Daniel
Stop stealing Weegee's material.