I would be surprised that Shepard has such an active Facebook page, but the guy does tend to have a surprising amount of free time.
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Well, Mordin, thanks for reminding me of Miranda's ass. Hell yes, I will investigate that.
Joe Shepard likes Telling People What Your Favourite Store On The Citadel Is.
I was in a packed internet café when I posted this status.
I was the only one to leave that café alive.
Face Effect
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite page on Facebook.
Grunt: So, you gonna let me out of this cryo-capsule anytime soon?
On a side note, I have to laugh at each of the individual Geth in Legion having their own Facebook page XD
Harbinger: MY POKES WILL TEAR YOU APART.
Make sure to click for the full page, people! Everything there is amazing!
Who IS this elusive man that installs chest high walls EVERYWHERE???
I have a galaxy to save. Excuse me.
*Commander Shepard has added new photos!*
Harbinger: Today, some jerk in line at McDonald's wouldn't make up his mind. I was in a rush, so I ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL and made him get McNuggets.
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Gatatog Uvenk: You abandoned many traditions to get your own page. Dangeous.
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I NEVER PLAY MASS EFFECT 2 WHAT IS THIS
"sry i need it 2 get rid of the scars i get when im asshole to you (like rite now lol)"
*twitch*
Joe Shepard's lack of proper grammar…exasperates me.
"Was seeing Liara again hella awkward?"
"Think Liara would be up for a threesome?"
Yes, because THAT will go over well.
How does Kaden AND Ashley have Facebook pages? Shouldn't one of them be dead?
I feel sad, I actually understood everything Mordin said, and even worse, it made sence.
I guess his relationship status would be " It's complicated "
I am detecting abnormal amounts of win in this sector, Commander.