You’ve seen his TF2 Dances and Zoey vs the Tank, but now it seems thejazzman9475‘s taken a stab at animating some first person Half-Life! Naturally, the results are amazing.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 9, 2010 · 3:38 PM
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Inb4first.
Also, fucking amazing video.
………..
*tear*
Freeman's Mind 2.0?
FREEMAN SURVIVED DAY OF THE STRIDER LIKE A BOSS
DAYUM!
He even got the blur and motion effects dead on!
If Half-Life 2 was actually like that, the universe would implode from pure awesome.
That would probably be the most addicting mod ever
I dub this a 10 on the awsome meter
And there's still more to come, I believe.
I dub it 11/10 on the awesome-meter!
"Times like this make me remember why I got into 3D Modeling… TO SHOW ANIMATION CLASSES WHO'S BOSS! YEAH!"
Shoot a Hunter! LIKE A BOSS!
With a Magnum! LIKE A BOSS!
Get knocked on my ass! LIKE A BOSS!
Seek medical attention! LIKE A BOSS!
Use my gravity gun! LIKE A BOSS!
Get my magnum back! LIKE A BOSS!
See a Strider! LIKE A BOSS!
Put my magnum! LIKE A BOSS!
IN MY MOUTH!
……………………….
Im THE FREE MAN! LIKE A BOSS
Shoot the Strider's balls off! LIKE A BOSS
ACTIVATE IMPULSE 101! LIKE A BOSS
NOCLIP TO THE SUN! LIKE A BOSS!
NOW IM BANNED! LIKE A BOSS
Dammit, my tv tropes addiction started acting up again…
Wow! Is this an episode 3 trailer?!
*Hides behind flame shield*
Wait…i know we usually punish anyone who says the f-bomb, but he said "inb4first", and not FIRST…
…oh wait, SHIT!!
If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs…
That Valve would release games correctly on time.
Half-Life 2 stays, forsaken and lonely,
While gamers dream on, if only, if only…
Wait, if you're in before first, what does that make you?
…Zero?
"Quotation marks, FTW."
Gabe Newell: Non non non….*finishes his sandvich*
Man, have you seen this video? We need to use something like that on episode 3, delete our cutscenes…and the effects…and the rest of the game, we'll do it again.
Valve Employee: But sir…we were going to announce episode's 3 release date to January, 2011…
Gabe Newell: It's ok. We'll just need some more of those…err, "things" we use to measure time…
Valve Employee: Months, sir?
*Gives gabe a pizza*
Gabe Newell: Nope. The 12-months pack…non non non…oh yeah, we call it "years".
Valve Employee: YEARS!? But sir, the fans already waited for so long, they won't accept this! We need to hurry up and…
*(Fat) bitch slap*
Gabe Newell: FOOL!! I say how much time they'll wait…and they WILL wait it, and they WILL buy it… *enters a Half-Life fan forum*
Can't you see?
*(Fat) Grim Smile*
We already got their souls…
ONOMATOPOEIA HAMMER
NOM NOM NOM*
Take some med-x! (like a boss) Eat some pills! (like a boss)
It means you're over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOlY CAPSLOCK BATMAN THIS GUY HAS SKILLS! Wait until you guys see me animate a teapot moving in a… circle! O ya I'm so epic! I'm not joking… that's the extent of my 3d animation as of today. I can make pretty objects but Aside from fountains I can't do much :P
I can't cry. I have to edit a picture of my face with MS paint to cry or show emotions.
*sigh*
Isn't that the truth…
*Looks at steam*
*Boots up TF2*
It would be more like Under -9000!!!!
The theme song for the moment you realize that this isn't Episode 3: rel="nofollow">
Nappa: Hey Shawn, i was the first to post in your last submission!
Shawn: Humm, cool?
Nappa: And i claimed my position by posting "FIRST"!
Shawn: …i bet everyone will love you! *trollface*
1 day later:
Nappa: Shawn, what does IntenseDebate says about my e-peen level?
Shawn: IT'S UNDER -9000!!!!
Nappa: What, -9000!? There is no way that can be right!
I was going to say antimatter particles, but that works too.
DOG for the fucking win!
So those steroid-muscles are compensating for something.
Little did Newell know…people were already at work to fuck up Episode 3 sales…
When Duke Nukem left the field, he gave his blessings to one game. A game he knew would take forever…but the fans could appreciate as well. Because Newell shot himself in his fat foot. He made his game open source. And thus, the fans revolted, and cherished the free game they created….and they called it:
Black Mesa Source.
I'll take your 11 and raise you 15.
The Freeman's got to go down in them antlion holes, diggin' aww, aww, aww, diggin'.
Outdoing Valve one animation at a time.
So that's an average day for you?
You shoot a strider's balls off and get banned?
It must be done!
What if he said:
"Fucking amazing video.
Also, inb4first."
Instead?
whoa, that is truly amazing and beautiful, why doesn't valve have him working for them?
PEEEEELZ!!!!
I just can't stop thinking of that VG Cats strip… where Dr. Light waddles over to Mega Man and backhands him.
LAWL HOLES REFERENCES!!!
Onomatopeia hammer goes thump thump thump
Squint.
I see what you did there.
Half Life 2 Episode 3 in Alpha Stage…
Hell yeah.
And at one point you mentioned something about crying rainbows?
Nah that aint me.