TF2 Medic's Inappropriate Weapon Names

When it comes to inappropriately using weapon name tags in TF2, this guy’s loadout takes the gold. This should be verboten!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 9, 2010 · 11:13 PM 
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78 Responses to “TF2 Medic’s Inappropriate Weapon Names”

  1. Kuffey on November 9th, 2010 11:20 pm

    This comment is saved for a witty comeback.

  2. TCC on November 9th, 2010 11:20 pm

    I'm aloud to laugh cause my great grandpa killed nazis with a badass cane sword, and my grandma was in a camp for a while…..

    all that cool historical shit in my family and I'm still somehow able to amount to nothing. :I

  3. Segasonicdude on November 9th, 2010 11:24 pm

    Notice He Didn't Rename any Vintage Weapons for Fear of them Getting Deleted

  4. SeniorOot on November 9th, 2010 11:29 pm

    No wonder they lost; they Kritzed when they should have Ubered!

  5. Totema on November 9th, 2010 11:30 pm

    You can bet that you'll see a lot of duplicates of these names now.

  6. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 9th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Hitler is DOMINATING Germany!
    Hitler CAPTURED Poland!
    Hitler is DOMINATING London!
    Hitler is DOMINATING the Jews!
    Hitler has DROPPED the Soviet Union!
    Stalin GOT REVENGE on Hitler!
    The Allies GOT REVENGE on Hitler!
    United States has found: ATOMIC BOMB
    Hitler has found: CYANIDE PILL
    Hitler has left the game (Disconnected from server.)
    Next map: cp_coldwar

  7. SS4FireFox on November 9th, 2010 11:40 pm

    ZE GERMAN RACE, IT IZ ZE UBERMECHE

  8. SS4FireFox on November 9th, 2010 11:41 pm

    ……Wat

  9. meinmattias on November 9th, 2010 11:44 pm

    Inappropriate Humour: There's a time and a place. Church is neither one nor the other, apparently.

  10. A_Creative_Name on November 9th, 2010 11:46 pm

    All good things must come to an end and in this case, it's your family's badassness streak.

    Way to let everyone down, dood.

  11. GameboyPATH on November 9th, 2010 11:47 pm

    Take your time. We'll wait.

  12. A_Creative_Name on November 9th, 2010 11:48 pm

    Don't you mean "Disconnect by user"

  13. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 9th, 2010 11:48 pm

    This comment is saved for a meme or an injoke.

  14. BurnoutSpartan on November 9th, 2010 11:50 pm

    If Medic's a Nazi, why would he help out a Russian?

  15. GameboyPATH on November 9th, 2010 11:50 pm

    cp_coldwar is a pretty intense map, but it's just one long stalemate. It's a great map for spies, though.

  16. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 9th, 2010 11:53 pm

    rtv.

  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 9th, 2010 11:54 pm

    Did he ride a motorcycle dinosaur while doing it?

  18. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 9th, 2010 11:54 pm

    MAYBE.

  19. AuraMaster on November 9th, 2010 11:55 pm

    This guy has problems. According to him, about six million of them.

    Mr. Soapdish? One ticket to Hell, please.

  20. A_Creative_Name on November 9th, 2010 11:55 pm

    I guess that since four people (counting myself, too) have replied, your reservation has been denied.

  21. A_Creative_Name on November 9th, 2010 11:57 pm

    Or, not enough name tags.

  22. A_Creative_Name on November 9th, 2010 11:59 pm

    Well, they can't try again since they've been banned from the server.

  23. Zyquux on November 10th, 2010 12:03 am

    Vote on the next map:
    1. ctf_coldwar
    2. cp_korea
    3. cp_vietnam
    4. cp_iraq
    5. koth_bunker
    6. Extend Current Map

  24. Jade Catima on November 10th, 2010 12:10 am

    Laaaaaaaame. Let's do failrace.

  25. A_Creative_Name on November 10th, 2010 12:10 am

    I've got spares, you want one?

  26. A_Creative_Name on November 10th, 2010 12:12 am

    Not anymore, it's not.

  27. Dr. Furry on November 10th, 2010 12:17 am

    you want inappropriate, look at mah demo weapons :3 http://www.tf2items.com/id/drfurry

  28. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 10th, 2010 12:20 am

    dust plz.

  29. A_Creative_Name on November 10th, 2010 12:23 am

    hm… 6

  30. Deep_Thought on November 10th, 2010 12:26 am

    That's like saying that I get to laugh too because my great grandpa escaped from a nazi POW camp by hotwiring a German truck, and was almost killed by friendly fire because of it.

    *cue 1up noise*

  31. A_Creative_Name on November 10th, 2010 12:26 am

    Which reminds me of the time I saw a Medi gun named "Konata Love Gun"

  32. Deep_Thought on November 10th, 2010 12:27 am

    what about a +1

  33. Deep_Thought on November 10th, 2010 12:28 am

    Reserved for a saving +1 comment

  34. A_Creative_Name on November 10th, 2010 12:31 am

    It's one of those moments where two opposing forces team up for a common goal.

  35. SS4FireFox on November 10th, 2010 12:50 am

    because he's gonna backstab them.

    he never realy was on your side

  36. SS4FireFox on November 10th, 2010 12:52 am

    i'm allows to laugh because i have the ability to make my epiglottis constrict my larynx and cause a noise that is often called laughter

  37. TCC on November 10th, 2010 12:56 am

    … he rode a horse so…. sorta?

  38. TCC on November 10th, 2010 12:57 am

    nah, the badassery ended with my dads generation. I'm just continuing the unbadassness that my dad and his shit ton of brothers and sisters started. :I

  39. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 12:59 am

    It would help if everyone on the teams weren't Engineers.

  40. TCC on November 10th, 2010 1:00 am

    that's not why you're allowed, that's why you're ABLE. why you're ALLOWED is because you don't give a shit what other people think cause you're just that badass.

  41. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 1:03 am

    Does that make the Buff Banner "The Red Scare" or "The Propaganda Spreader"?

  42. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 1:05 am

    "HEH. Adolf Kritler. Whats that pastor? Oh its this game where German Doctors stab people from all over the world with a saw…….what? Why are you looking at me like that?"

  43. Neentendow on November 10th, 2010 1:08 am

    You also have to wonder why the Soldier works with a Russian and a German.

  44. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 1:10 am

    HEADS UP! TROLLRATE! *Throws out +1's*

  45. AuraMaster on November 10th, 2010 1:11 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *allowed

  46. AuraMaster on November 10th, 2010 1:12 am

    Thanks.

  47. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 1:15 am

    Sir, I'm a Medic, Spy, and Scout. I do a lot of fucked up things. I taunt and heckle and create openings. I use my Ubersaw to great worth. I use my ubers to screw with people and get more uber. I have nothing better to do than to sit and watch people with my Cloak & Dagger to wait for that ONE time when they'll rage at me. I hide in corners. I hide in rafters. I hide in places you don't want me to be. And I'll spam my mic off to rage you just enough to make two soldiers incapable of gibbing me in close-quarters combat.

    You've somehow done something that even in my book is just a tad wrong.

    ….what? Morally? No, You've just doing it wrong. Adding yiff doesn't make it awesome.

    Like for the Stickybombs you could call it the Corner Yiffer.

  48. TCC on November 10th, 2010 1:20 am

    pff, that's totally what I said… and if you see anything else you are in need of a new monocle…. so… so shut up. ಠ_ರೃ

  49. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 10th, 2010 1:23 am

    Why? Don't want to cause a LVL 3 Sentry Gap.

  50. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 10th, 2010 1:24 am

    NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

  51. Judgment on November 10th, 2010 1:26 am

    you would have a pretty big bag of nickels?

  52. TCC on November 10th, 2010 1:27 am

    It's good enough for Isaiah Mustafa. It's good enough for us.

  53. BoxeyBrown on November 10th, 2010 1:40 am

    Haha, YES!!!

  54. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 2:56 am

    dust iz fur nubz assautl ftw

  55. fredinator on November 10th, 2010 3:31 am

    Why do I think this is funny? I dont know. On the other hand … I laughed hard as Hitlers face was butchered in Inglorious Basterds and they interrogated the german Weißwurst in the forrest.
    Übrigens spreche ich flüssiges deutsch. Viele Grüße aus dem Land mit der hässlichen Bundeskanzlerin. ;-)

  56. Annonith on November 10th, 2010 4:31 am

    Never heard of ribbentrop-molotov pact?

  57. Fhantinabox on November 10th, 2010 6:04 am

    Just lemme do some Karachi with my Spas and I'm a happy cam…errr… Rusher!

  58. HeavyDDR99 on November 10th, 2010 6:07 am

    my story is much more boring

    my grandpa served on a battleship and got hit with shrapnel
    the end

  59. Dimomarg on November 10th, 2010 6:46 am

    HEIL KRITLER

  60. Shatman on November 10th, 2010 7:37 am

    My great grandfather sank a ship in the Civil War with a pickaxe. That's pretty cool, right?

  61. Rothide on November 10th, 2010 8:33 am

    Maybe we should have that as a tag as well.

    "We're going to hell for this…"

  62. 400_Babies on November 10th, 2010 1:12 pm

    Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. VALVE HAS INVALIDATED ALL ITEM TRADES SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

  63. SentryGunner on November 10th, 2010 1:18 pm

    In that case you can pay for all of our tickets to hell.

  64. Irish_Anphibian on November 10th, 2010 1:20 pm

    Hey! Long time lurker, first time commenter.

    Ok I was fine with everything… absolutely everything until i got to the chargin targe, which i wont spoil for anyone. Im going to go boil my eyes now.

    P.S. If anyone who happens to read this comment knows where to get a fancy (and one-day-monocle-able) avatar id be very grateful.

  65. Shatman on November 10th, 2010 2:49 pm

    That reminds me of another terrible joke.

    "How many Jews can you fit in a car?"
    "Depends. How big is the ashtray?"

  66. DM1293 on November 10th, 2010 4:08 pm

    Berlin has an issue with all the dispensers blocking them from entering the area.

  67. SHORYUSHORYU on November 10th, 2010 5:47 pm

    *Comedic Rimshot*

  68. GameboyPATH on November 10th, 2010 6:23 pm

    Call it a hunch, but I doubt a ticket to hell would cost very much.

  69. shadow649 on November 10th, 2010 11:38 pm

    well it's $19.95 and you get the gratey for cheese but call now and you can get a second set absolutely free!

  70. shadow649 on November 10th, 2010 11:41 pm

    Well If I amount to anything I was planning to make a video game and name the first boss after you… Fat chance of me amounting to anything though my only badass ancestor was a world war 2 fighter pilot.

  71. DrGary_Nope on November 11th, 2010 1:46 pm

    http://www.tf2items.com/id/lukeyboy000 Theres mine take a look at the 3 in the top corner =D

  72. Kam_Fakami on November 11th, 2010 8:44 pm

    Actually, no, you said "aloud" which means to say something at a volume that people can hear you.

  73. TCC on November 11th, 2010 9:16 pm

    I SAID SILENCE PEASANT! ಠ_ರೃ

  74. Navy_Pheonix on November 11th, 2010 10:19 pm

    "Valve has confirmed, despite the Medic's survival of WW2 and his dark past, that he is NOT an ex-nazi"

    Hah, goes to show how many people read the Wiki.

  75. AbrohamLincoln on November 12th, 2010 4:14 pm

    My great uncle was the medic that diagnosed what was wrong with Winston Churchill when Churchill was meeting American soldiers during WWII and became sick.

    ..It was a successful procedure.

  76. Vosur on November 13th, 2010 7:54 am

    Sounds like the Scout's still being an infomercial spokesperson. Don't worry, he's also throw in an extra beating absolutely free.

  77. bounty1012 on November 30th, 2010 7:36 pm

    Because Germany signed a treaty with Russia in the early years of the war because Russia let the Germans train soldiers on their land because after WWI Germany was not allowed to have an army.

  78. oboewan on January 22nd, 2011 6:59 pm

    VETO FOR BRs
    …wrong game

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