Shun Kim got his copy of Call of Duty: Black Ops, only to find it a little different than he imagined. “The time to preponderate novitiates has cometh!”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 9, 2010 · 10:15 AM
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Explosive Burst Effect! Bullet Wound Located On Thy Skull!
Disregard females acquire weaponry!
Next time I see a "gentlemen" submission, I'll kill a puppy. It's just that, granted, it's funny, but my head hurts, when I see a simple sentence(s) made 2.5 longer because of it.
I have achieved enough of the slaughtering of my assailants to acquire the right to operate a projectile of demolition of a great magnitude. Exuberance!
This game looks better than Accost of Responsibility: Differences In Political Methods Solved By Waging War Using Current Advances In Technology.
Too bad the game will be plagued with cries of "Ye coward, remove thyself from thine tent and cease thine camping!"
Sniper Rifle Gunshot! 'Twas a shot to the head!
1. I sometimes consider it as a puzzle, interpreting the message and relating it to catchphrases I already know.
2. Still beats Advice Dog spinoffs.
I don't have a clever joke. So here's a selection of quotes from Call of Duty 2:
Soviet Soldier: But commissar, these are potatoes! Why are we using potatoes instead of real grenades?
Soviet Commander: Because real grenades are valuable. In fact, they're more valuable than your life!
Soviet Soldier: Y…Yes commissar! My mistake!
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Price: MACGREEEGOOOOOOOR!
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No cows were harmed in the making of this game.
your insistence on mounting a combustion hurler upon ones own firearm only substantiates your ineptitude
did i do it right?
A headache is stupidity leaving the brain. At least… that's what I tell myself duing College Alegbra.
The author of the relative image is a buffoon of the highest order. The gentleman depicted in the electronic image possesses a tobacco burning instrument that does not have any qualities associated with the likeness of a chap with good breeding and social stature. The better instrument to included would have been the instrument associated with the great professional of British origin whose purpose is to acquire the truth when it hides in obscure reality, otherwise known as Sherlock Holmes. The aforementioned instrument, coupled with a monocular device used for the correction of a single eye lens, would have been the most appropriate depiction.
I have declared the above paragraph because I am able to; that being, I can improperly insert my phallic manhood in the unsuspecting rectum of the regulations of this Earth and engage in sodomy of an unconsenting nature without worry or anxiety of punishment or retribution because I have in my possession monetary value exceeding the human ability to count.
Huzzah!!!
Good sir, I believe that if one were to exclaim this during a battle of multiple parties, he would be deserving of an interconnected computer networking system.
I do say good sir, it seems you have been overwhelmed by my superiourty and vast knowledge of the game whilst you are acting like you have bought the game only recently.
Accost
1. (of prostitutes, procurers, etc.) to solicit for sexual purposes
So yeah, I wouldn't use that word for this…
*sees the comments below this* okay agreed, my brains cannot handle this much more. For your truth i give you a +1, use it wisely.
Accost of Responsibility: Differences In Political Methods Solved By Waging War Using Current Advances In Technology 2 was better.
Ramirez, [something verbose here]!
Here's the definitions I found:
accost (v., /əˈkɔst/)
to address; to speak to someone
an address; a greeting; to approach and speak to boldly or aggressively, as with a demand or request
Good sir, at this remark I titter aloud. The veracity of its design is impeccable. However, I would like to cordially direct ye to the fortuity that at least one of thy solicitudes regarding the correspondence of the individual in the electronic image to a chap with good breeding and social stature has been contemplated. There is one fundamental predicament that follows the utilization of the aforementioned tobacco combusting apparatus that is largely associated to the acclaimed discoverer of truths, Sherlock Holmes. When this pipe- if I may- is in use, it requires that the operator sacrifice the availability of a hand in order to redistribute the weight of the apparatus away from the lips. Doing so will result in a detrimental reduction of combative prowess. Therefore, in order to retain the utmost efficiency in slaying aptitude, it was decided that the gentleman would relegate the standards of his paraphernalia for the sake of a bolstering of his slaying to demise correlation. However, to your remark upon the absence of a monocular vision enhancement device, I possess no response. For that, as the author of this electronic image, I offer ye a formal apology. Spoken in simpler diction, ididitforthelulz.
Clearly Accost of Responsibility: Planet at Battle is better then that.
You got 3 comments and this one is already at +19.
*Throws a monocle and a top hat*
You will need this soon.
Planet at Battle sucked compared to Differences In Political Methods Solved By Waging War Using Current Advances In Technology. Its only saving grace was the undead members of the National Socialist German Worker's Party.
Try Diff EQ. A headache just means that you're like everybody else.
This garbage is not the game I ordered! I want my money back!
I think not, good sir.
I have violently sexually assaulted the noobile populace with a shimmering blade smelted for close quarters confrontations. The shimmering blade is still considered rather unsportsmanly noobile and frustrating to the individuals whose life is cut short by it.
My meme senses are tingling.
Yes, but as you can see in Twelfth Night, the secondary definition makes for a good laugh.
I thank you that you deigned my comment concerning your depiction of a gentleman wielding apparatuses of the combative nature to be of enough value so as to form a critical response to it.
I accept your formal apology. However, I am still stung with lack of tobacco instrument that requires the two appendages that possess manually dexterous digits. If one were a gentleman who could be able to both inhale the fumes created by burning tobacco whilst also maiming and possibly killing his targets outright, I would assume that the aforementioned gentleman would be able to use the white protrusions embedded in his masticative cavity to provide stability for the instrument in lieu of his five digits without hindering his combat prowess.
In addition, for this gentleman to be a true gentleman, he must be approved by the divine forces that dictate our beloved congregation of users who spend life at a glowing box of electrical affinity. Such forces would include but not limited to: the man whose name is the word for a the commander of a naval vessel and a carnivorous bird which preys on hapless rabbits, and an agent of U.S. origins whose primary identification comes from the joviality that he refers to the status of a phallic organ whilst the blood of life courses through it. In both cases, I would indubitably conclude that the prerequisite for approval by such celestial beings would be the ability to hold the curved instrument in one's mouth whilst being able to engage in violent (and metaphorical) sexual actions over the electronic connection that binds all players of the Accost of Responsibility community.
A true gentleman is never seen without his top hat.
Indeed, I aways use mine since i'm a Gentleman Mentlegen, but i like to disguise myself as a simple Mentlegen to avoid complications.
*92p, you just suffered the effects of skyrocketing e-peen ._.*
Must be your avatar.
RAMIREZ! FINISH THAT MEME!
While I disagree with you opinion, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
"whose life is cut short by it."
"cut"
…I c wut u did thar.
If your e-peen skyrockets for more than four hours, please see your doctor.