When it comes to your interactive Kinect boating experience, shit just got REAL.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 7, 2010 · 10:37 AM
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…I don't understand the question teacher
rel="nofollow">…*blank stare*…
This thing…. you know, there's something about this…….. its like a ship but smaller and inflated, maybe it can be useful in water…. maybe…. in rivers…..
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Nah, me and my stupid ideas…….
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Be right back! *runs to patent office* (hehe, I'll be millionare!)
Seriously, Microsoft? I never quite understood how all the Kinect's developers must have lived in MASSIVE houses, considering the space you need to properly use the damn machine, never mind the stupid, senseless peripherals…
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all i see before me is vulgarity, lies and profiteering … DAMN YOU RIDICULOUS PERIPHERALS!
You're gonna need much bigger room!
Tiny room man!
You bought something, for a game system add-on that its whole point is that you don't need a peripherals to play.
Now I'm beginning to understand how Pet ROCKS sold so well…
Even more amazing is how that boat allows him to hover in the air.
…crap, now I want one too.
Let me guess… "Just add water" right??
Are you tired of going outside to have fun?
Does the bright sunlight burn your eyes?
Well sir, i got this thing call the game boat just for you!
With the game boat you can:
1:stand still!
2:sit in with a friend!
3:sit in alone!
4:RAGE!!!
5:and then hang youself!
All that for the super awseom price of 49.99 USD!!!
*side effect of the game boat include but may not limited to
1. Decrease of self-esteem.
2. Awkwardness with your friends (if you still have some).
3. Increase of suicidal though.
4. Never getting laid.
5. Schizophrenic.
All aboard the FAIL BOAT!!!
This picture is filling me with overwhelming rage.
MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT!
MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT?!
And because I am such a big Borderlands nerd, I feel obligated to point out the symbol on the back of his boat looks very similar to the Vault symbol from Borderlands.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/05/merch-im-on-a-bo…
This is fake right? Please tell me this is fake…
inb4 nope.gif.avi.jpg.whatever
MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT!!!
In reply to the comment…
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=00050…
Motion sensory bars on aquatic vehicles?!
In this case, I think ignorance would've been bliss.
Why do I imagine a repeat of a situation similar to "Tony Hawk's Ride" when I see this?
Nope. Just add a player stupid enough to spend money on a gaming boat.
"2 kids drowned while trying to use Kinect Game Boat as a real boat"
This will happen I tell ya! And I'm not even kidding here.
After all, how are you gonna play Rad Racer with a boat?
Seto_Kaiba fa…
shit.
anyways,
MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT?!
The Wii just may be *sunglasses* sunk…
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
If people are stupid enough to break their TVs while playing the kinect which is even more stupid then the people who threw their Wiimotes into the TVs. Then yes, I really can imagine it.
With great skill and finesse good sir, and a kick ass paddle might help.
They still may:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/c20…
Game boat: Because you don't have enough expensive, useless shit to break.
MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT!!
You beat me to it, my good man.
People are going to find some way to break their TVs using this "boat".
People will also flame Microsoft/Kinect when they find out that you, in fact, cannot unlock a boat as a car in Joy Ride (or whatever racing games are/will come out.
I love the power boat. It's so bad.
"Ideal for Kinect Adventures", I wonder if that means it will work with other games…
Call of duty: On a boat!!!
That probably will happen. Not sure how, but someone will figure out a way to be that stupid.
Double posts on Halolz?
Also, I'd comment on use of the meme further, but I fear another -1 horde.
Someone ALREADY -1'd you.
That's right, I CAN'T fail.
Fixed. For whatever reason, it didn't show that I replied the first time. :/ Shame that the combo was broken.
PENIS.
I… I mean… MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT!
The resulting carnage lasted for five hours and sadly, there were no survivors.
Probably have to inflate it yourself too…
Wow, this is better than rocking out on Guitar Hero: On Tour in public!
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They know what they did.
Yeah,… my penis does that sometimes.
The best thing is, that thing doesn't even actually float. ^-^
Too late, your ship has sailed.
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rel="nofollow">OBJECTION!!!
Atomic Acessories, the company that (god knows why) created the Game Boat™ accessory guarantees that it can be used on real "watyr", at the sea or at the pool, as you can see right here.
God, i love this game.
nope.mp3
Oh, this just in: MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT!
GOD DAMMIT, NAPPA!
Just thought of a lyric:
Fuck spelling, it's a boat, motherfucker!
When it's fully inflated, it still won't have nearly as many PSI's as Seto Kaiba's inflated ego.
Nope.rar
This room is much too small. We need bigger, yes.
overkill much, i mean the kid isn't even in the boat in the picture
nope.mtv
+1 for shameless plugs
http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/uplo…
EDIT: There seems to be a troll about.
Very, VERY, carefully.
I can see the kids enjoying this, actually.
But then you fail…AT FAILING.
rel="nofollow">FUN BOATS THAT CAN TELEPORT!
Which makes him a win.
*Whistles*
Nope.wmv
If this game doesn't include eyepatches and swords, it's an auto-fail.
i have to say… rel="nofollow">C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!
Nope.RickRoll
What do you have it for?i have it for pc…along with the first three dlcs
On a boat?i dunno about that…
Oh yeah, I've met those before. You mean those kinds of plugs that strip in public without a second tho-
ohhh, wait, that's not what you meant, is it?
Wait…so thats why i buy things like that?i thought it was so i could enhance my game play. oh well you learn something new every day!
You can't blame him. His ship HAD to leave early. It was all for his precious modeling career.
This IS humanity we're talking about here, isn't it?
Then multiply that number by the amount of casual gamers there are in the world, and BAM. Instant sell.
People disappoint me nowadays.
INVALID FORMAT.
PREPARE TO DIE.
..So you're implying we go buy the thing?
It'll be the next game after Black Ops. Just give it the franchise title, new guns, more reason for the multiplayer to be obnoxious, and there you have it!
Oooooh!!! Nice!!!
Hey Seto, would you like some ice for that burn? AuraMaster is rockin' your boat!!! How about some fries with that shake?
That, Bootmax, is exactly why you buy things. That's the reason why the Wii was made. The jacket is just an addon so your Wiimote gets less dirty before throwing.
Problem, Ruki?
He's too busy defying gravity with his hair.
Oh, SUUURE!!! Yet, they can do this:
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OBJECTION!
As our Mentlegen stated, the company who produced this hideous, rubberized, outrageous and properly failing boat confirmed that it actually float like a successful boat in the following link http://www.atomic-accessories.com/english/item/pl…
It also looks like a DRIVER could be downloaded if we assume the webpage layout which would ensure that the boat cannot glitch when using it in a river/pool/volcano.
i don't think its just his hair
I got it for 360 and got all teh DLC. I'm trying to get all the achievements, but those damn Claptraps won't drop those collectibles!
WATERCRAFT ON MOTION SENSING GAMES
whatever….
*sunglasses*
floats your boat
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Guys, I just came….
to this site….
to make jokes about motion sensing games on watercraft
Casual Gamers, I am disappoint.
(Marik fail)
MorningMoon.
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But if it doesn't, that means I get to make my own!
Fuck yeah, lets craft shit!
EVERY DAMN TIME i'm in a river this thing glitches and turns, it's so annoying!
Luckly, i aways play Real Life with my Game Life Jacket™
It's so safe.
Fuck yeah boating!
I'm going to sit in this thing for 3 years.
ORDER NOW!
More reason? IS NOT POSSIBLE!
You're serious aren't you?
*facepalm*
I can't, even with glasses.
This is ridiculous. I've been waiting ages for my big ass sword peripheral for Monster Hunter. Just shakin' my head over here.
at failing?
watercraft on motion sencing games!?!?!?!?
Fun boats that can teleport?
RESUME!
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