When it comes to your interactive Kinect boating experience, shit just got REAL.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 7, 2010 · 10:37 AM 
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Accessories, Bad Ideas, Cover Art, No Caption Needed, Photo Op, Under the Sea, Xbox 360

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108 Responses to “PLAYON GAME BOAT”

  1. HeavyDDR99 on November 7th, 2010 10:42 am

    …I don't understand the question teacher

  2. Leo E. on November 7th, 2010 10:43 am
  3. El_bruno on November 7th, 2010 10:44 am

    This thing…. you know, there's something about this…….. its like a ship but smaller and inflated, maybe it can be useful in water…. maybe…. in rivers…..


    Nah, me and my stupid ideas…….


    Be right back! *runs to patent office* (hehe, I'll be millionare!)

  4. Mythrrinthael on November 7th, 2010 11:02 am

    Seriously, Microsoft? I never quite understood how all the Kinect's developers must have lived in MASSIVE houses, considering the space you need to properly use the damn machine, never mind the stupid, senseless peripherals…

  5. steveblob on November 7th, 2010 11:05 am

    all i see before me is vulgarity, lies and profiteering … DAMN YOU RIDICULOUS PERIPHERALS!

  6. Rothide on November 7th, 2010 11:14 am

    You bought something, for a game system add-on that its whole point is that you don't need a peripherals to play.

    Now I'm beginning to understand how Pet ROCKS sold so well…

  7. DTurboKiller on November 7th, 2010 11:34 am

    Even more amazing is how that boat allows him to hover in the air.
    …crap, now I want one too.

  8. Fhantinabox on November 7th, 2010 11:46 am

    Let me guess… "Just add water" right??

  9. smartmonkey on November 7th, 2010 11:59 am

    Are you tired of going outside to have fun?
    Does the bright sunlight burn your eyes?
    Well sir, i got this thing call the game boat just for you!
    With the game boat you can:
    1:stand still!
    2:sit in with a friend!
    3:sit in alone!
    5:and then hang youself!
    All that for the super awseom price of 49.99 USD!!!

    *side effect of the game boat include but may not limited to
    1. Decrease of self-esteem.
    2. Awkwardness with your friends (if you still have some).
    3. Increase of suicidal though.
    4. Never getting laid.
    5. Schizophrenic.

  10. Jimmy on November 7th, 2010 11:59 am

    All aboard the FAIL BOAT!!!

  11. ZegenRuki on November 7th, 2010 12:00 pm

    This picture is filling me with overwhelming rage.

  12. MorningMoon on November 7th, 2010 12:23 pm


  13. BasketGT on November 7th, 2010 12:44 pm

    And because I am such a big Borderlands nerd, I feel obligated to point out the symbol on the back of his boat looks very similar to the Vault symbol from Borderlands.

  14. Shawn Handyside on November 7th, 2010 12:55 pm
  15. Annonith on November 7th, 2010 1:01 pm

    This is fake right? Please tell me this is fake…

    inb4 nope.gif.avi.jpg.whatever

  16. Vosur on November 7th, 2010 1:07 pm

    In reply to the comment…

  17. UndeadLex on November 7th, 2010 1:09 pm

    In this case, I think ignorance would've been bliss.

  18. NoChorus on November 7th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Why do I imagine a repeat of a situation similar to "Tony Hawk's Ride" when I see this?

  19. Annonith on November 7th, 2010 1:50 pm

    "2 kids drowned while trying to use Kinect Game Boat as a real boat"

    This will happen I tell ya! And I'm not even kidding here.

  20. SenileZombie on November 7th, 2010 2:25 pm

    After all, how are you gonna play Rad Racer with a boat?

  21. Junocis on November 7th, 2010 2:31 pm

    The Wii just may be *sunglasses* sunk…

  22. BoxeyBrown on November 7th, 2010 2:59 pm

    You beat me to it, my good man.

  23. Dimomarg on November 7th, 2010 3:01 pm

    I love the power boat. It's so bad.

  24. BoxeyBrown on November 7th, 2010 3:01 pm

    "Ideal for Kinect Adventures", I wonder if that means it will work with other games…

    Call of duty: On a boat!!!

  25. illosipuli on November 7th, 2010 5:36 pm

    The best thing is, that thing doesn't even actually float. ^-^

  26. Spartan_Laser on November 7th, 2010 7:22 pm

    overkill much, i mean the kid isn't even in the boat in the picture

  27. TheRedGrunt on November 7th, 2010 7:05 pm

    EDIT: There seems to be a troll about.

  28. MercenaryBlue on November 7th, 2010 8:57 pm

    I can see the kids enjoying this, actually.

  29. Alpar on November 7th, 2010 10:27 pm

    If this game doesn't include eyepatches and swords, it's an auto-fail.

  30. bootmax55 on November 7th, 2010 10:32 pm

    Wait…so thats why i buy things like that?i thought it was so i could enhance my game play. oh well you learn something new every day!

  31. Illius_Nakarou on November 7th, 2010 11:35 pm

    floats your boat

  32. ZatchZombie on November 8th, 2010 2:48 am

    Fuck yeah boating!
    I'm going to sit in this thing for 3 years.

  33. chuckpebble on November 8th, 2010 9:48 am

    This is ridiculous. I've been waiting ages for my big ass sword peripheral for Monster Hunter. Just shakin' my head over here.

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