Impressive work doctor! Lets all give that Medic a hand!
Oh wait it looks like he just got one! OH HO HO!
I’ll stop now.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2010 · 1:24 AM
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Another successful procedure! FOR SCIENCE!
damn!
i had witty things to say but i cant remember them now
damn you short attention span
damn you
Now Engineer's fists are made of steel!
Engy: Doc, where did my real hand go?
Medic: Oh… It's… Around… *Addams Family theme starts playing*
Shawn… You mind explaining to me why Bionic Commando isn't in the tags?
Good News! It's a Suppository!
Did someone just click on an Aperture Science E-Peen reductor on an Aperture Science Shawn Handyside? That has got to be the dumbest thing someone has eve--WHOAH-WHOah-whoah-woaow….
+1 on Aperture Sciencecycle
Stress lines on Engy, handsome does not make.
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Engineer
Steel/Fighting
Builder Pokemon
The Engineer can use his robotic hand to create small sentries to defend himself. He can also build dispensers and teleporters to help others.
I love the Power Glove.
It's so bad.
Engie: Great work doc! High five!
Medic: sure thing pa -- OW.
I gotta HAND it to ya, Medic; you do nice work. I'll admit, I was up in ARMS about this procedure, but the way you POINTed out the benefits helped me decide. I can't wait to use these in our JOINT-effort with Black Mesa. Can I get your DIGITS so I can suggest you to a friend?
Soldier: You deserve a hand, Doc! Take it from the Engy.
Easy, this thing has no grappling hook.
I've gotta HAND it to the medic. The procedure was a great success and it ARMED him with experience
Let's make a Fortressdex!
Spy
Dark
Espionage Pokemon
The mortal enemy of many classes. It thinks highly of itself, and will continue to pursue an enemy to great lengths.
Not sure if it was intentional, but if it was, nice Statler and Waldorf reference, Shawn.
"What's wrong with you?"
"It's either this show or indigestion. I hope it's indigestion."
"Why?"
"It'll get better in a little while…"
Engineer and Alphonsentry Elric’s reckless disregard for machinery’s fundamental laws ripped half of Engi’s limbs from his body and left Alsentry’s soul clinging to a cold suit of a Mini Sentrygun. To restore what was lost, the brothers scour a war-torn land for the Haunted Metal, a fabled relic which grants the ability to craft machinery in impossible ways.
The Elrics are not alone in their search; the corrupt Steam Military is eager to harness the artifact’s power. So too are the strange BLU Team and their shadowy creator. The mythical Metal lures exotic engineers from distant kingdoms, scarring some deeply enough to inspire murder. As the Elrics find their course altered by these enemies and allies, their purpose remains unchanged – and their bond unbreakable.
FULLMETAL ENGINEER
Insert witty hand related pun here.
He wasn't kidding about it being bad.
Erectin' a +1 dispenser
Engie: How'd you manage to reattach my hands so easily?
Medic: Oh, it was a simple procedure. Did you ever see "The Empire Strikes Back?"
Engie: No, I don't watch crap.
Medic: Now, I've also been running some tests on your brother, the Heavy, and I believe the cause for his abnormal behavior is Japanese Puberty.
Engie: You mean…?
Medic: Yes, he thinks he is a Pokemon.
Engie: Heavy, Speak to me!
Heavy (Gruff Russian accent): Diglett!
pyro
fire
demon pokemon
He is soul-less monster and enjoy putting people on fire. He is the number one reason for the extinction of spycrabs.
He cannot however, wipe his own ass with his right hand without crying in sheer pain.
Spycrab
Water/Normal
Harmless Crab Pokemon
The Spycrab is a harmless Pokemon that is nevertheless hunted for points. This constant hunting has forced some Spycrabs to evolve into Spies in order to fend for itself.
Attacks:
Splash
Substitute
Disable
Taunt
You don't know that.
Looks like the engineer…
*puts on sunglasses*
had some doctor assisted handicide
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH GOD AN UBER'D HEAVY!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Looks like Engineer… (put Goggle)
should change a profession to 'Handyman'.
NOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEE!
Heavy
Steel
Heavy is a large fotreeser capable of doing OVER 9000 damage.
he also has a large temper if anyone but him touches his gun Sasha.
Spy is his mortal enemy
What is a large fortreeser?
Sandvich
Ham/Cheese
Nom-Nom Pokemon
The Sandvich is not the most powerful pokemon, its strengths lying in helping its partners in a tag-team battle. Sandvich has a symbiotic relationship with the Heavy, resembling the relationship of the Scout and Bonk.
Attacks:
Nom
Nom
Nom
Hyper Beam
Do not TAUNT the CLAW!
Medic: Well? Do you like it?
Engineer: NOPE.
It's like FMA all over again…
Engineer: "Doc, don't patronize me. I have an actual PhD which allows me to actually graft a mechanical hand onto myself. You have a medigun which is a glorified ether humidifier."
I see your E-peen is as BIG as mine, Lonesta-- I mean Handyside!
Well in that case, we'd have seen engineers grappling everywhere, and it would be badass, but since that never happened yet…
Go ahead, ask one of your friendly engineers to try it on you, and make my day.
The Claw chooses who will go and who will stay!
Soldier
Fire/Flying
Screaming Eagle Pokemon
Not known for its intelligence, the Soldier will frequently detonate itself in order to reach prey that is at a higher elevation.
Attacks:
Explosion
Screech
Sky Attack
Roar
More like "not-so-Handyman"… BURN!
[Pyro decides to spycheck]
OH GOD THE IRONY!!!
Wait, how'd he get the Gunslinger in GMod? I never knew you could change submodels in GMod. :S
Scout
Normal
Boink pokemon
Emphasising its superior speed, the scout enjoys taunting slower classes and stealing "secret crap" from morons.
Ja, but at least I have ze cahoneys to get out zere and help the team, instead of loitering in the base like a teenage delinquent!
Dumkoff…
have you downloaded all the updates?
on another note, hey! its link1ab! I saw you on the halolz TF2 server! I'm vegabond.
Such wit and satire surely deserves a +1.
a fortresser is the TF2 term for pokemon
I'll letcha know when your running out into the scope of the sniper is beneficial to protecting our intel and CP's doc.
You can make it appear by simply point the crosshair to Engineer, open the console command and type ent_fire !picker setbodygroup *number*…Just insert any random numbers until his hand change to Gunslinger (it's actually a part of body group, not a separate prop)
Touché.
Heh XD
Oh hello sciency girl.
Oh that's cool, Halolz. You can totally take my pictures without my permission, no problem there…
Yeah. :|
Shouldn't you give credit to the original author?
He might want to practice on a hotdog first.