Impressive work doctor! Lets all give that Medic a hand!
Oh wait it looks like he just got one! OH HO HO!
I’ll stop now.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2010 · 1:24 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (174 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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  1. Shawn Handyside on November 6th, 2010 1:26 am

    Another successful procedure! FOR SCIENCE!

  2. dekuskrub1 on November 6th, 2010 1:47 am

    i had witty things to say but i cant remember them now
    damn you short attention span
    damn you

  3. DarthShadow91 on November 6th, 2010 1:47 am

    Now Engineer's fists are made of steel!

  4. ZegenRuki on November 6th, 2010 1:48 am

    Engy: Doc, where did my real hand go?

    Medic: Oh… It's… Around… *Addams Family theme starts playing*

  5. Coodoo on November 6th, 2010 1:49 am

    Shawn… You mind explaining to me why Bionic Commando isn't in the tags?

  6. MorningMoon on November 6th, 2010 1:58 am

    Good News! It's a Suppository!

  7. UndeadLex on November 6th, 2010 2:46 am

    Stress lines on Engy, handsome does not make.

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 6th, 2010 2:54 am
  9. Neentendow on November 6th, 2010 3:21 am

    I love the Power Glove.
    It's so bad.

  10. Tael on November 6th, 2010 3:38 am

    Engie: Great work doc! High five!
    Medic: sure thing pa -- OW.

  11. AuraMaster on November 6th, 2010 3:50 am

    I gotta HAND it to ya, Medic; you do nice work. I'll admit, I was up in ARMS about this procedure, but the way you POINTed out the benefits helped me decide. I can't wait to use these in our JOINT-effort with Black Mesa. Can I get your DIGITS so I can suggest you to a friend?

  12. Vosur on November 6th, 2010 4:23 am

    Soldier: You deserve a hand, Doc! Take it from the Engy.

  13. Dimomarg on November 6th, 2010 8:07 am

    I've gotta HAND it to the medic. The procedure was a great success and it ARMED him with experience

  14. NoChorus on November 6th, 2010 10:04 am

    Not sure if it was intentional, but if it was, nice Statler and Waldorf reference, Shawn.

  15. Alpar on November 6th, 2010 10:21 am

    Engineer and Alphonsentry Elric’s reckless disregard for machinery’s fundamental laws ripped half of Engi’s limbs from his body and left Alsentry’s soul clinging to a cold suit of a Mini Sentrygun. To restore what was lost, the brothers scour a war-torn land for the Haunted Metal, a fabled relic which grants the ability to craft machinery in impossible ways.

    The Elrics are not alone in their search; the corrupt Steam Military is eager to harness the artifact’s power. So too are the strange BLU Team and their shadowy creator. The mythical Metal lures exotic engineers from distant kingdoms, scarring some deeply enough to inspire murder. As the Elrics find their course altered by these enemies and allies, their purpose remains unchanged – and their bond unbreakable.


  16. RickO_ on November 6th, 2010 11:01 am

    Insert witty hand related pun here.

  17. uzumakiclan43 on November 6th, 2010 11:35 am

    Engie: How'd you manage to reattach my hands so easily?
    Medic: Oh, it was a simple procedure. Did you ever see "The Empire Strikes Back?"
    Engie: No, I don't watch crap.
    Medic: Now, I've also been running some tests on your brother, the Heavy, and I believe the cause for his abnormal behavior is Japanese Puberty.
    Engie: You mean…?
    Medic: Yes, he thinks he is a Pokemon.
    Engie: Heavy, Speak to me!
    Heavy (Gruff Russian accent): Diglett!

  18. Deep_Thought on November 6th, 2010 1:55 pm

    Looks like the engineer…
    *puts on sunglasses*
    had some doctor assisted handicide



  19. strikelow on November 6th, 2010 2:17 pm

    Looks like Engineer… (put Goggle)
    should change a profession to 'Handyman'.

  20. Sir_Nox on November 6th, 2010 2:52 pm

    Do not TAUNT the CLAW!

  21. WheelMan1337 on November 6th, 2010 3:51 pm

    Medic: Well? Do you like it?
    Engineer: NOPE.

  22. MasterLuigi452 on November 6th, 2010 4:15 pm

    It's like FMA all over again…

  23. DM1293 on November 6th, 2010 5:28 pm

    Engineer: "Doc, don't patronize me. I have an actual PhD which allows me to actually graft a mechanical hand onto myself. You have a medigun which is a glorified ether humidifier."

  24. Link1ab on November 7th, 2010 12:09 pm

    Wait, how'd he get the Gunslinger in GMod? I never knew you could change submodels in GMod. :S

  25. Master Asia on November 9th, 2010 9:57 am

    Oh hello sciency girl.

  26. Ceiling_Man on November 16th, 2010 3:00 pm

    Oh that's cool, Halolz. You can totally take my pictures without my permission, no problem there…

    Yeah. :|

  27. Raptor_Llama on November 16th, 2010 10:17 pm

    Shouldn't you give credit to the original author?

  28. penguindude42 on April 10th, 2011 3:49 pm

    He might want to practice on a hotdog first.

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