I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS... is my poker face. It took 4 years of practice to stare like this for twelve seconds.

Who would have thought all that special poker training he received back in the USSR would end up paying off? Then again who ever thought he’d be playing poker against Max, Strongbad and Tycho?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2010 · 6:42 PM 
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82 Responses to “I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS… is my poker face.”

  1. Jimmy on November 6th, 2010 6:49 pm

    "FUCK YEAH!!!"

  2. HeavyDDR99 on November 6th, 2010 6:59 pm

    Holy crap yes

  3. Vosur on November 6th, 2010 7:18 pm

    POW! Hahah! -Flings a card onto the table then blows the top of his fingers as though they were a barrel muzzle-

  4. Dr. Furry on November 6th, 2010 7:23 pm

    its sad to think people will buy this game ONLY for the tf2 and never touch the game itself

  5. FoxyMayo on November 6th, 2010 7:24 pm

    Playing poker with four eccentric characters? And I get items for TF2?

    What do you say, d20, should I get it?

    *rolls a nat-20*

    F*CK YEAH!!

  6. spplmj on November 6th, 2010 7:26 pm

    It looks like the stakes for this game…

    *Puts on shades*

    just got Heavy


  7. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 6th, 2010 7:32 pm

    Heavy was a GUY!
    Um…. he was a WEAPONS GUY!
    Uhh…. maybe he just liked WEAPONS!
    But he was still HEEEH VAAAAAAY!

    Gunninating the capture points!
    Gunninating the payloads!
    Gunninating the other teams!
    And the their TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN!


    (jugga jigga wugga)

  8. MercenaryBlue on November 6th, 2010 7:36 pm

    Beat me thrice… I am sent to my death

  9. MercenaryBlue on November 6th, 2010 7:43 pm

    You know what this game is missing as a player?
    A motherfuckin' Creeper!

    He calls your bluff by hissing.

  10. MexicanJuice on November 6th, 2010 7:51 pm

    Do not try to bluff Sasha.

  11. smashpro1 on November 6th, 2010 7:52 pm

    The very fact that this game exists blows my mind.

    Not a fan of Tycho's voice, though.

  12. Mentlegen on November 6th, 2010 7:58 pm

    Bonus Hat?!


    Anyway, i think the rest of the RED team is not going to be invited.

  13. MorningMoon on November 6th, 2010 8:27 pm

    We can.

    We just chose not to.

  14. Dumblederp on November 6th, 2010 8:46 pm


  15. Daifuku on November 6th, 2010 9:00 pm


    He rolled a Natural 20 on his Luck roll.

  16. RickO_ on November 6th, 2010 9:14 pm

    rel="nofollow"> Heavy beats Gaga at music.

  17. Coodoo on November 6th, 2010 9:25 pm

    5/.5 for Strong Bad
    No questions asked.

  18. Matterisgood on November 6th, 2010 9:33 pm

    NOW, just imagine Captain Falcon and Gay Oak crash through the door and join the game.

  19. Sir_Nox on November 6th, 2010 9:56 pm

    MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF…Aluminum, because I lost all of my money and that's all I could afford…

  20. Tael on November 6th, 2010 10:39 pm

    I really wanted this game, but didn't have any money.
    So I traded a TF2 hat for a gifted version.

    God, I love the internet…

  21. Zyquux on November 6th, 2010 10:48 pm

    Here's an idea for a TF2 hat: Strong Bad's mask for the Spy

  22. tstriker1 on November 6th, 2010 11:16 pm

    And beat him FOUR times, a lvl 4 sentry pops out of nowhere and shot everyone…

  23. ZegenRuki on November 6th, 2010 11:30 pm

    You know what's funny? I bought Poker Night just to spend the $5 that was left on a gift card on what I thought was a potentially fun game. Suddenly hats and unlocks are announced and all the TF2 hat fanboys (hatboys?) rush to get it.

    Also, it's weird hearing Heavy using his inside voice. I think the only other time he was quiet was in Meet the Heavy.

  24. bawkbawkboo1 on November 6th, 2010 11:40 pm

    I saw the signs for this back at Pax Prime. I was skeptical that they could voice Tycho in a way that wasn't terrible, but i guess it could be a lot worse. I doubt Jerry would have to patience to actually record all that crap himself.

  25. TCC on November 7th, 2010 12:41 am

    Some think they can beat my hand…. maybe… *sniff* maybe…

    But I have yet to meet someone who can beat pa-pa-pa-poker face!

  26. Kirby_Emprer on November 7th, 2010 3:40 am

    "take that chiner man"

  27. MexicanJuice on November 7th, 2010 10:23 am


    Go to that site RIGHT now, and listen to that music. I promise you will not be disappointed.

  28. HeavyDDR99 on November 7th, 2010 10:32 am

    aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd we pull ot the obligatory gaming webcomic ref

  29. Dimomarg on November 7th, 2010 11:16 am

    Would be better if they were playing the children's card game. Okay, maybe not better, but more lulzy.

  30. General_Asshat on November 7th, 2010 12:56 pm

    The first thing I'm going to do is bid 400,000$ against the Heavy.

  31. Crazysam10 on November 7th, 2010 1:13 pm
  32. Flamerider on November 7th, 2010 4:12 pm

    Actually that's not really relevant at all.
    As far as I know anyway.
    But being a good sport I'm open to being proven wrong.

  33. balmonte on November 7th, 2010 7:44 pm

    Some people think they can out-bluff me. Maybe.. *sniff* Maybe. But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart boolets. *Drops pocket Aces*

  34. VJoe10[8] on November 7th, 2010 9:58 pm

    It's totally worth it.

  35. Kirby_Emprer on November 7th, 2010 10:23 pm

    I kind of feel sorry for the heavy weapons guy… I mean if he loses 3 times… then he dies. Well any way this looks awesome even though i have no clue how to play poker XD

  36. Alpar on November 7th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Is it a bad thing I'm only getting this game to learn Poker and get the TF2 items?

  37. spikkle on November 8th, 2010 9:41 pm

    I would do it. I would do it nine times.

  38. TomKitsune on November 9th, 2010 3:04 am

    Anyone know who does Tycho's voice? It sounds familiar.

  39. Killamakaze on November 9th, 2010 9:56 pm

    I take it this is why the Homestarrunner.com site hasn't had any new videos…?

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