Who would have thought all that special poker training he received back in the USSR would end up paying off? Then again who ever thought he’d be playing poker against Max, Strongbad and Tycho?
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(154 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)






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"FUCK YEAH!!!"
Keep this in mind, Strong Bad is right there; a character whose first appearance was in a children's book.
Holy crap yes
POW! Hahah! -Flings a card onto the table then blows the top of his fingers as though they were a barrel muzzle-
its sad to think people will buy this game ONLY for the tf2 and never touch the game itself
Playing poker with four eccentric characters? And I get items for TF2?
What do you say, d20, should I get it?
*rolls a nat-20*
F*CK YEAH!!
*preorders game for Heavy hat*
Yup. Damn shame.
Anyone still play Alien Swarm?
It looks like the stakes for this game…
*Puts on shades*
just got Heavy
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Strong Bad: HEEEEEH VAAAAAAAAY! HEEEEEEH VAAAAAAAAAY!
Heavy was a GUY!
Um…. he was a WEAPONS GUY!
Uhh…. maybe he just liked WEAPONS!
But he was still HEEEH VAAAAAAY!
HEEEEEH VAAAAAAY!
Gunninating the capture points!
Gunninating the payloads!
Gunninating the other teams!
And the their TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN!
TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN!
AND THE HEAVY SCREAMS OUT:
"CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
(jugga jigga wugga)
Beat me thrice… I am sent to my death
You know what this game is missing as a player?
A motherfuckin' Creeper!
He calls your bluff by hissing.
Hey, I was going to buy the game regardless. Those TF2 unlocks were simply icing on the cake. Sweet, delicious icing….
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
The very fact that this game exists blows my mind.
Not a fan of Tycho's voice, though.
since before the official announce when it was in speculation i KNEW there was going to be unlocks
Bonus Hat?!
DAT FEATURE.
Anyway, i think the rest of the RED team is not going to be invited.
We can.
We just chose not to.
He comes for the killing juggas, but he stays for the sandvich jigga wuggas.
Seaking?
OH HO HO, THAT SLAPS ME ON THE KNEE!!!
1:23
He rolled a Natural 20 on his Luck roll.
rel="nofollow"> Heavy beats Gaga at music.
Comes after "AMERICA!"
5/.5 for Strong Bad
No questions asked.
Of course Alien Swarm was free, and therefore painless.
I sure haven't played that game in a couple of months
NOW, just imagine Captain Falcon and Gay Oak crash through the door and join the game.
Chuck in Phoenix Wright and we've got a party.
MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF…Aluminum, because I lost all of my money and that's all I could afford…
And why wouldn't it exist? Remember the Phoenix Wright/Professor Layton game from a few weeks ago?
MOUNTAINS!
I really wanted this game, but didn't have any money.
So I traded a TF2 hat for a gifted version.
God, I love the internet…
Here's an idea for a TF2 hat: Strong Bad's mask for the Spy
And beat him FOUR times, a lvl 4 sentry pops out of nowhere and shot everyone…
+1 for "Gay Oak"
You know what's funny? I bought Poker Night just to spend the $5 that was left on a gift card on what I thought was a potentially fun game. Suddenly hats and unlocks are announced and all the TF2 hat fanboys (hatboys?) rush to get it.
Also, it's weird hearing Heavy using his inside voice. I think the only other time he was quiet was in Meet the Heavy.
So many things make mind=blown.
I saw the signs for this back at Pax Prime. I was skeptical that they could voice Tycho in a way that wasn't terrible, but i guess it could be a lot worse. I doubt Jerry would have to patience to actually record all that crap himself.
Great Scott!
http://files.sharenator.com/FUUUU_RE_FFFFFUUUU_Pi…
I didn't even notice that!
1.21 Gigachips?
Some think they can beat my hand…. maybe… *sniff* maybe…
But I have yet to meet someone who can beat pa-pa-pa-poker face!
Pokemon Black and White, Phoenix Right/Professor Layton, Fable 3, Portal 2, and now this. Mentlegen, I believe the new generation of gaming has truly begun.
And this is how I remember Paulrus.
I fucking want to have your adoptive babies, man.
is it bad that the first thing i looked for was how many aces were in that pic?
there were 6 by the way
"take that chiner man"
iseewutudidthere
trogdor.
You think you're good? My (idiot) friend sold his unusual hat for around 50 euro, so… yeah.
I hope not because i did the same.
HOT DAMN
http://www.telltalegames.com/pokernight
Go to that site RIGHT now, and listen to that music. I promise you will not be disappointed.
sweet now all we need id strippers and were gold
aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddd we pull ot the obligatory gaming webcomic ref
Would be better if they were playing the children's card game. Okay, maybe not better, but more lulzy.
Ameeericaaaaaa…..
Ah, but of course!!! It's like the obligatory nice dinner I gave your mother before having relations with her and never returning her phone calls.
you sir are TASTELESS
I challenge you to a dual of a gentlemanly quality
I verily accept your challenge. *Slaps you with a white glove softer than your mother's ass* What say you to the criteria of this gentlemanly duel?
The first thing I'm going to do is bid 400,000$ against the Heavy.
Relevant.
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Actually that's not really relevant at all.
As far as I know anyway.
But being a good sport I'm open to being proven wrong.
GRAMMAR BALL!!!
*Shoots
Your sentence structure itself is difficult to decipher considering that it's not a complete sentence.
I'm skeptical of Pokémon Black & White…it doesn't seem "cool" enough to me. Everything else passes in my book.
Some people think they can out-bluff me. Maybe.. *sniff* Maybe. But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart boolets. *Drops pocket Aces*
Its a poker game. What did you expect?
a dual by swordsmanship
I must warn you i have spent years practicing in fine dapperyland
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Your argument is invalid.
How much do you want to bet that bidding $400,000 will be an achievement?
It's totally worth it.
I kind of feel sorry for the heavy weapons guy… I mean if he loses 3 times… then he dies. Well any way this looks awesome even though i have no clue how to play poker XD
Is it a bad thing I'm only getting this game to learn Poker and get the TF2 items?
I must warn you that I was taught by the monks of the Shaolin Monastery.
You have a flush and go all in, just as your about to rake it in who comes in with one more chip than you and a royal flush?
Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.
Are you sure it isn't $400,000?
$12 dollars.
Whoopsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
It seems we are of equal strength this shall be an epic fight
fit for the ages
Indeed. Had I not one body, I would most indubitably record this momentous sparring match whilst enjoying heated dehydrated corn kernels dabbled with buttery delight.
I would do it. I would do it nine times.
Anyone know who does Tycho's voice? It sounds familiar.
Bid? It's poker, not an auction. :P
I take it this is why the Homestarrunner.com site hasn't had any new videos…?
Well, it's a little bit of a stretch but, essentially what I'm saying is that although Strong Bad was for "kids" he eventually because somewhat more of a badass "young adult" pop culture reference. So, while he's STRONG AND BAD, he's still popular with the kids. LOL IDK. WHATEVER.
Comes after "In".