Pokemon TV Show Theme - Joseph Ducreux Style

Must be encapsulated en masse! Portable Atrocities!
Note: Yes I did make this one myself, since a lot of people have been asking.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2010 · 3:21 AM 
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Gentlemen, Musical, Nintendo, Pokémon, TV Shows

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78 Responses to “I wish to become the unquestionable champion, Unlike any gentlemen who ever had the pleasure to exist.”

  1. DM1293 on November 5th, 2010 3:24 am

    I do believe and hereby proclaim that Gary Motherfornicating Oak now hath a new gentleman of which he can call a competitor for the rest of his days.

  2. Caizic on November 5th, 2010 3:37 am


  3. Yoshi_Dino on November 5th, 2010 3:44 am

    Huzzah for portable atrocities and gentlemanly combat between such honorable persons of higher standards.

  4. Jet_Sparrow on November 5th, 2010 3:55 am

    Please refer to myself as Professor Oak for I have just ejaculated in my pantaloons.

  5. BasketGT on November 5th, 2010 4:06 am

    What I find most impressive about this is the completely and utterly perfect grammar, punctuation and spelling. Such a feat, especially considering the words used, is quite amazing.

  6. Mr Plen on November 5th, 2010 4:31 am

    Verily. That is all.

  7. Zyquux on November 5th, 2010 4:35 am
  8. Darkangelsv1 on November 5th, 2010 4:37 am

    Progenitorfornicating please.

  9. Fhantinabox on November 5th, 2010 4:44 am

    It has been brought to my attention that you have a big worship for the Portable Atrocaty named Mudkip.

  10. DTurboKiller on November 5th, 2010 4:46 am

    I wonder how it would sound like as an actual song. Quick, get a gentlemanly voice actor!

  11. Taiho on November 5th, 2010 5:43 am

    I agree. It is rare to find someone that knows how to use a spell-checker in this day and age.

  12. Dimomarg on November 5th, 2010 6:07 am


  13. Jimmy on November 5th, 2010 6:24 am

    I concur. This is undoubtedly one of the most intriguing works of literature I hath ever laid eyes upon.

  14. Jimmy on November 5th, 2010 6:30 am

    It would seem as though you had ejaculated as soon as thou had received word of my victory against the formidable Elite Four.

  15. DrRickRollins on November 5th, 2010 6:39 am

    Alas! An encounter of fate.

    A young student in the art of portable atrocities named Joey wishes to engage in a fine and honorable duel with thou.

  16. DavidTheWise on November 5th, 2010 6:47 am

    My Ratata is a part of the topmost percentile of said pokemon.

  17. Vosur on November 5th, 2010 6:53 am

    Gary Matriarch-Fornicating Oak… Why dost thou hinder my progression?

  18. Vosur on November 5th, 2010 7:22 am

    Matriarchfornicating would be a better term.

  19. Brawling Bouse on November 5th, 2010 7:44 am

    Is thine matriarch still a demon whore in the eyes of God?

    If this is the truth thy knoweth in thine heart, venture forth! Conduct the apprehension of the Monstrous Capsule Creatures!

  20. chuckpebble on November 5th, 2010 8:27 am

    It took me a few lines to realize what was going on. Verily, it has occurred to me. Alas, I must be getting back to work, but I will save this bit of prose for later consumption. Perhaps I will even go to the trouble of printing it, that I might read it on the commode.

  21. Shatman on November 5th, 2010 8:30 am

    I enjoy pantaloons of a shortened length. Said pantaloons are agreeable and quite simple to wear.

  22. chetoos8 on November 5th, 2010 8:34 am

    I have a small purple rat like creature, which appears to be among those at the highest standing of small purple rat like creatures

  23. ScarmiglioneX on November 5th, 2010 8:39 am

    But thou must hinder thy progression at regular intervals.

  24. General_Asshat on November 5th, 2010 9:08 am

    I cannot allow you to do so, Chief Fox.

  25. RedIon1992 on November 5th, 2010 9:14 am

    There is only one thing to say to this:


    Also, very nice translation!

  26. chuckpebble on November 5th, 2010 9:35 am

    That's what I was trying to say, but with the promise of reading it later when I had time. I guess some people take offense to reading things on the crapper.

  27. Saxostev on November 5th, 2010 9:40 am

    Anyone want to try to sing this to the tune of the song?

  28. TehVortex on November 5th, 2010 10:27 am

    Not only that, but an act of even greater significance is that such a well written article satirising the opening title sequence of one of the most beloved animated television series', has inspired all who view upon it to, in kind, speak with an elocution and a class higher than the normal standard. It almost brings a tear to my monocle.

  29. General_Asshat on November 5th, 2010 10:30 am

    70P when I wasn't looking.

  30. TehVortex on November 5th, 2010 10:30 am

    Hopefully whenst thou has been plagued by a sea of Team Rocket vandals or leagues of Youngsters, Bug Catchers etc. or even a simple battalion of wild Golbats and Gravelers. Only when you are at your most feeble, only then will Gary Matriarch-Fornicating Oak strike!

  31. TehVortex on November 5th, 2010 10:47 am

    Good sir, I happened to observe you in the act of encapsulating the creature known as Caterpie and I applaud your efforts. I, myself, entrapped a pidgey not too long ago after an exhilarating battle of wits and skill. As we have established contact of the visual receptors, I do believe custom dictates that we have our creatures challenge one and other. Are we in agreement?

  32. meinmattias on November 5th, 2010 11:07 am

    N'yes, now thou must telleth me this, for my sight is naught but very frail. Art thou a lad or a lass?

  33. Jade Catima on November 5th, 2010 11:09 am

    I believe Incest-Inducing would be easier on the tongue.

  34. Jade Catima on November 5th, 2010 11:14 am

    Ah, I have heard of this young man before, my good sir. If you do so choose to do battle with him, be thou warned that his portable atrocity known as Ratatta resides within the highest caliber of portable atrocities, so much that it may persuade you to procreate.

  35. _Twitch_ on November 5th, 2010 11:14 am

    HAH! I went on tv tropes, read the page, and didn't click a single link! Bwahaha!

  36. Coodoo on November 5th, 2010 12:18 pm

    Alright, ya know what? Let's just rename the site "Pokelolz.com"

  37. Zyquux on November 5th, 2010 12:43 pm

    What sorcery is this?!?!

  38. _Twitch_ on November 5th, 2010 12:46 pm


  39. Rocker23220 on November 5th, 2010 1:02 pm

    My word, what is this manner of beast I see before mine eyes? I have simply taken my portable atrocity out for a trip through the water just due south of Fuschia City, after I had a lovely chat with an elderly fellow about procuring one of my portable atrocities. Now I see this atrocity the likes of which I have never seen before……..

    EDIT: HUZZAH! Upon submitting my latest endeavor I have discovered that I have procured the legendary '69 e-peen". Wilst thou join me in a celebratory event?

  40. AuraMaster on November 5th, 2010 2:02 pm

    Thou must adjust yourself to face an unpleasant situation;
    Also, since you shall be facing two of us, brace yourself two-fold;
    To ensure that the planet on which we reside does not suffer any immense harm;
    To bring together the masses of our country in glorious harmony;
    To refute any immoralities associated with of being honest, as well as those related to emotions of immense passion and romance;
    To broaden our maximum grasp to the heavens in which shimmering balls of gas are abundant.
    This common allegiance that names itself with a projectile propels itself upward with an immense amount of velocity;
    Unless you admit defeat to us at this present moment, you should plan to enter a skirmish with us being your main opponents.
    Indubitably, say I, their talking portable atrocity companion, Meowth.

  41. Fearow on November 5th, 2010 2:16 pm

    Well done, I applaud your efforts. +1 to you, good sir.

  42. AuraMaster on November 5th, 2010 2:23 pm


    *…with being honest

    I was originally going to say "with the behavior of being honest," and apparently I didn't take out the "of". >.<

  43. Someguy5031 on November 5th, 2010 2:47 pm

    Disregard Females,

    Acquire Shinies.

  44. KazFlames on November 5th, 2010 2:59 pm

    I didn't sing it per say. But I however did listen to the instrumental full theme while reading this very gentleman rendition. I wilst however be thine unquestionable champion to exist.

  45. KazFlames on November 5th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Let us see if a brave soul can gentleman-ize the famous and well known Team Rocket Motto from the Kanto Region. If thine one person is brave, they will verily fight instead of forfeiting.

  46. HeavyDDR99 on November 5th, 2010 3:45 pm

    and I shall have the face of creature out of cordless light box

  47. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 4:33 pm

    greatest. thing. since. well, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow!!!

    wait! what's that pidgey doing there? It's not like it's shiny or anything…

  48. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 4:36 pm

    try reading this as if it were the real words to the pokemon theme…

  49. Ninjaneer on November 5th, 2010 4:43 pm

    Congratulations, you have bested the master of the water based group of portable atrocities. Your atrocities now have the profencies neccessary to remove shrubs from your path. Be warned, however, you shall only benifit from this profeciency once you use a machine obscured from sight to train your atrocity in its use.

  50. meinmattias on November 5th, 2010 4:52 pm

    You could have edited the post, since you were the first one to reply. Now edits are impossible!

  51. Sir_Nox on November 5th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Go forth, small-electrical-rodentia, and smite thine enemies with a very strong electrical discharge from your facial region!

  52. Jade Catima on November 5th, 2010 6:14 pm

    Touche, good sir. I thank thee for pointing out my fault.

  53. Kam_Fakami on November 5th, 2010 6:57 pm

    I hath heard that thine female love interet has an interest in skirts of a shortened length as well, for the very same reasons as your passion for shortened pantaloons. Is this stament true?

  54. goldensun87 on November 5th, 2010 7:15 pm

    I am 12 years old and what is this?

  55. Neentendow on November 5th, 2010 7:22 pm

    What about what?

  56. Neentendow on November 5th, 2010 7:24 pm

    It appears that a rather small feline has been placed on top of a rather large aquatic mammal at a high temperature.

  57. Matterisgood on November 5th, 2010 8:03 pm


    Unless your monocle is in shop.

  58. Matterisgood on November 5th, 2010 8:03 pm


  59. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 9:13 pm

    Is this particular portable atrocity known as Pidgey, which you have recently encapsulated, of the shiny variety, my good sir?

  60. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 9:15 pm

    AuraMaster used "Self-Inflicted Grammar Hammer!"
    It's super effective!

  61. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 9:17 pm

    Whilst I value thine opinion, good sir, I must disagree. Pantaloons of the standard length are the simplest variety of pantaloons to don each day

  62. Shatman on November 5th, 2010 10:19 pm

    Hollow rock or nodule with the cavity usually lined with crystals male, I select you to compete in this battle with small-electrical-rodentia! Utilize your ability to suddenly release energy in the Earth's crust in a manner that creates seismic waves which can be recorded with a seismograph.

  63. Tael on November 5th, 2010 11:32 pm

    Very good sir. +1, on a motorized vehicle using two wheels as propulsion.

  64. AuraMaster on November 5th, 2010 11:56 pm

    Actually, Fearow responded before I did, and I caught it afterward.

  65. Vosur on November 6th, 2010 12:04 am

    Grammar Hammer Seppuku?

  66. DM1293 on November 6th, 2010 12:51 am

    Points to Vosur. I'd like to keep the M-F part intact.

  67. meinmattias on November 6th, 2010 12:52 am

    My bad. I thought replies listed in order. Guess not!

  68. Neentendow on November 6th, 2010 3:26 am

    What in the butt.

  69. Joeybeta on November 6th, 2010 1:06 pm

    Dear Lad, It appears that thou has not recall the original scripture of portable atrocities to of which this new English fine art of words.

  70. ThatOneDude on November 7th, 2010 1:19 am

    brb England

  71. goldensun87 on November 7th, 2010 1:35 am

    Good sir, like many others, you are unable to resist the urge to provide a detailed response to an individual posing as a prepubescent child with a Y chromosome.

  72. TehVortex on November 7th, 2010 6:18 am

    Alas, it is not, its colour be as dull as that of the Bird Catcher's I fought in Violet City's gymnasium.

  73. Spartan_Laser on November 7th, 2010 7:50 pm

    Well, this is not a botheration, as I happen to possess a pale of paint of auric pigment, that shall resolve this issue

  74. EonofAeon on November 7th, 2010 8:50 pm

    But of course my good man, such an act is unbecoming of a gentleman! Surely thou wishes to postpone thou's tears of elated contentment until such a time when a gentleman would be well and surely alone…?

  75. Jimmy on November 8th, 2010 9:17 am

    To, fap, or not to fap, THAT is the question. Is it not?

  76. Phicas on December 4th, 2010 5:35 am

    Pocket monsters = pokemon
    Portable Atrocity = portatroc

  77. Caboose127 on December 5th, 2010 7:38 pm

    Clever translation, the only mistake that I can see is the use of thine. "thine" is the formal possessive form of "thou".In use it's identical to "thy" but it is used before vowels and the letter h. You seem to be using it as either a plural accusative or plural nominative in most cases. To my knowledge there is no formal form of those, so you'll want to change them to "them" and "they" respectively.

    Other than that I lol'd.

  78. elechel on October 3rd, 2012 1:51 am

    why is it you who seems to post everything

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