Pokemon TV Show Theme - Joseph Ducreux Style

Must be encapsulated en masse! Portable Atrocities!
Note: Yes I did make this one myself, since a lot of people have been asking.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2010 · 3:21 AM 
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78 Responses to “I wish to become the unquestionable champion, Unlike any gentlemen who ever had the pleasure to exist.”

  1. DM1293 on November 5th, 2010 3:24 am

    I do believe and hereby proclaim that Gary Motherfornicating Oak now hath a new gentleman of which he can call a competitor for the rest of his days.

  2. Caizic on November 5th, 2010 3:37 am

    What.

  3. Yoshi_Dino on November 5th, 2010 3:44 am

    Huzzah for portable atrocities and gentlemanly combat between such honorable persons of higher standards.

  4. Jet_Sparrow on November 5th, 2010 3:55 am

    Please refer to myself as Professor Oak for I have just ejaculated in my pantaloons.

  5. BasketGT on November 5th, 2010 4:06 am

    What I find most impressive about this is the completely and utterly perfect grammar, punctuation and spelling. Such a feat, especially considering the words used, is quite amazing.

  6. Mr Plen on November 5th, 2010 4:31 am

    Verily. That is all.

  7. Zyquux on November 5th, 2010 4:35 am
  8. Fhantinabox on November 5th, 2010 4:44 am

    It has been brought to my attention that you have a big worship for the Portable Atrocaty named Mudkip.

  9. DTurboKiller on November 5th, 2010 4:46 am

    I wonder how it would sound like as an actual song. Quick, get a gentlemanly voice actor!

  10. Dimomarg on November 5th, 2010 6:07 am

    I HAVE HEREBY SUCCEEDED IN MY FIRST ENCAPSULATION OF A PORTABLE ATROCITY, SPECIFICALLY CATERPIE

  11. DrRickRollins on November 5th, 2010 6:39 am

    Alas! An encounter of fate.

    A young student in the art of portable atrocities named Joey wishes to engage in a fine and honorable duel with thou.

  12. DavidTheWise on November 5th, 2010 6:47 am

    My Ratata is a part of the topmost percentile of said pokemon.

  13. Vosur on November 5th, 2010 6:53 am

    Gary Matriarch-Fornicating Oak… Why dost thou hinder my progression?

  14. Brawling Bouse on November 5th, 2010 7:44 am

    Is thine matriarch still a demon whore in the eyes of God?

    If this is the truth thy knoweth in thine heart, venture forth! Conduct the apprehension of the Monstrous Capsule Creatures!

  15. chuckpebble on November 5th, 2010 8:27 am

    It took me a few lines to realize what was going on. Verily, it has occurred to me. Alas, I must be getting back to work, but I will save this bit of prose for later consumption. Perhaps I will even go to the trouble of printing it, that I might read it on the commode.

  16. Shatman on November 5th, 2010 8:30 am

    I enjoy pantaloons of a shortened length. Said pantaloons are agreeable and quite simple to wear.

  17. chetoos8 on November 5th, 2010 8:34 am

    I have a small purple rat like creature, which appears to be among those at the highest standing of small purple rat like creatures

  18. General_Asshat on November 5th, 2010 9:08 am

    I cannot allow you to do so, Chief Fox.

  19. RedIon1992 on November 5th, 2010 9:14 am

    There is only one thing to say to this:

    tl;dr.

    Also, very nice translation!

  20. Saxostev on November 5th, 2010 9:40 am

    Anyone want to try to sing this to the tune of the song?

  21. General_Asshat on November 5th, 2010 10:30 am

    70P when I wasn't looking.
    HOT DAMN.

  22. meinmattias on November 5th, 2010 11:07 am

    N'yes, now thou must telleth me this, for my sight is naught but very frail. Art thou a lad or a lass?

  23. Coodoo on November 5th, 2010 12:18 pm

    Alright, ya know what? Let's just rename the site "Pokelolz.com"

  24. Rocker23220 on November 5th, 2010 1:02 pm

    My word, what is this manner of beast I see before mine eyes? I have simply taken my portable atrocity out for a trip through the water just due south of Fuschia City, after I had a lovely chat with an elderly fellow about procuring one of my portable atrocities. Now I see this atrocity the likes of which I have never seen before……..

    EDIT: HUZZAH! Upon submitting my latest endeavor I have discovered that I have procured the legendary '69 e-peen". Wilst thou join me in a celebratory event?

  25. AuraMaster on November 5th, 2010 2:02 pm

    Thou must adjust yourself to face an unpleasant situation;
    Also, since you shall be facing two of us, brace yourself two-fold;
    To ensure that the planet on which we reside does not suffer any immense harm;
    To bring together the masses of our country in glorious harmony;
    To refute any immoralities associated with of being honest, as well as those related to emotions of immense passion and romance;
    To broaden our maximum grasp to the heavens in which shimmering balls of gas are abundant.
    Jessie!
    James!
    This common allegiance that names itself with a projectile propels itself upward with an immense amount of velocity;
    Unless you admit defeat to us at this present moment, you should plan to enter a skirmish with us being your main opponents.
    Indubitably, say I, their talking portable atrocity companion, Meowth.

  26. Someguy5031 on November 5th, 2010 2:47 pm

    Disregard Females,

    Acquire Shinies.

  27. KazFlames on November 5th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Let us see if a brave soul can gentleman-ize the famous and well known Team Rocket Motto from the Kanto Region. If thine one person is brave, they will verily fight instead of forfeiting.

  28. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 4:33 pm

    greatest. thing. since. well, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow!!!

    wait! what's that pidgey doing there? It's not like it's shiny or anything…

  29. Spartan_Laser on November 5th, 2010 4:36 pm

    try reading this as if it were the real words to the pokemon theme…

  30. Ninjaneer on November 5th, 2010 4:43 pm

    Congratulations, you have bested the master of the water based group of portable atrocities. Your atrocities now have the profencies neccessary to remove shrubs from your path. Be warned, however, you shall only benifit from this profeciency once you use a machine obscured from sight to train your atrocity in its use.

  31. Sir_Nox on November 5th, 2010 5:33 pm

    Go forth, small-electrical-rodentia, and smite thine enemies with a very strong electrical discharge from your facial region!

  32. Jade Catima on November 5th, 2010 6:14 pm

    Touche, good sir. I thank thee for pointing out my fault.

  33. goldensun87 on November 5th, 2010 7:15 pm

    I am 12 years old and what is this?

  34. Neentendow on November 5th, 2010 7:24 pm

    It appears that a rather small feline has been placed on top of a rather large aquatic mammal at a high temperature.

  35. Matterisgood on November 5th, 2010 8:03 pm

    YOU'RE NO GENTLEMAN

    Unless your monocle is in shop.

  36. Phicas on December 4th, 2010 5:35 am

    Pocket monsters = pokemon
    Portable Atrocity = portatroc

  37. Caboose127 on December 5th, 2010 7:38 pm

    Clever translation, the only mistake that I can see is the use of thine. "thine" is the formal possessive form of "thou".In use it's identical to "thy" but it is used before vowels and the letter h. You seem to be using it as either a plural accusative or plural nominative in most cases. To my knowledge there is no formal form of those, so you'll want to change them to "them" and "they" respectively.

    Other than that I lol'd.

  38. elechel on October 3rd, 2012 1:51 am

    why is it you who seems to post everything

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