Must be encapsulated en masse! Portable Atrocities!
Note: Yes I did make this one myself, since a lot of people have been asking.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2010 · 3:21 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I do believe and hereby proclaim that Gary Motherfornicating Oak now hath a new gentleman of which he can call a competitor for the rest of his days.
What.
Huzzah for portable atrocities and gentlemanly combat between such honorable persons of higher standards.
Please refer to myself as Professor Oak for I have just ejaculated in my pantaloons.
What I find most impressive about this is the completely and utterly perfect grammar, punctuation and spelling. Such a feat, especially considering the words used, is quite amazing.
Verily. That is all.
Relevant.
Progenitorfornicating please.
It has been brought to my attention that you have a big worship for the Portable Atrocaty named Mudkip.
I wonder how it would sound like as an actual song. Quick, get a gentlemanly voice actor!
I agree. It is rare to find someone that knows how to use a spell-checker in this day and age.
I HAVE HEREBY SUCCEEDED IN MY FIRST ENCAPSULATION OF A PORTABLE ATROCITY, SPECIFICALLY CATERPIE
I concur. This is undoubtedly one of the most intriguing works of literature I hath ever laid eyes upon.
It would seem as though you had ejaculated as soon as thou had received word of my victory against the formidable Elite Four.
Alas! An encounter of fate.
A young student in the art of portable atrocities named Joey wishes to engage in a fine and honorable duel with thou.
My Ratata is a part of the topmost percentile of said pokemon.
Gary Matriarch-Fornicating Oak… Why dost thou hinder my progression?
Matriarchfornicating would be a better term.
Is thine matriarch still a demon whore in the eyes of God?
If this is the truth thy knoweth in thine heart, venture forth! Conduct the apprehension of the Monstrous Capsule Creatures!
It took me a few lines to realize what was going on. Verily, it has occurred to me. Alas, I must be getting back to work, but I will save this bit of prose for later consumption. Perhaps I will even go to the trouble of printing it, that I might read it on the commode.
I enjoy pantaloons of a shortened length. Said pantaloons are agreeable and quite simple to wear.
I have a small purple rat like creature, which appears to be among those at the highest standing of small purple rat like creatures
But thou must hinder thy progression at regular intervals.
I cannot allow you to do so, Chief Fox.
There is only one thing to say to this:
tl;dr.
Also, very nice translation!
That's what I was trying to say, but with the promise of reading it later when I had time. I guess some people take offense to reading things on the crapper.
Anyone want to try to sing this to the tune of the song?
Not only that, but an act of even greater significance is that such a well written article satirising the opening title sequence of one of the most beloved animated television series', has inspired all who view upon it to, in kind, speak with an elocution and a class higher than the normal standard. It almost brings a tear to my monocle.
70P when I wasn't looking.
HOT DAMN.
Hopefully whenst thou has been plagued by a sea of Team Rocket vandals or leagues of Youngsters, Bug Catchers etc. or even a simple battalion of wild Golbats and Gravelers. Only when you are at your most feeble, only then will Gary Matriarch-Fornicating Oak strike!
Good sir, I happened to observe you in the act of encapsulating the creature known as Caterpie and I applaud your efforts. I, myself, entrapped a pidgey not too long ago after an exhilarating battle of wits and skill. As we have established contact of the visual receptors, I do believe custom dictates that we have our creatures challenge one and other. Are we in agreement?
N'yes, now thou must telleth me this, for my sight is naught but very frail. Art thou a lad or a lass?
I believe Incest-Inducing would be easier on the tongue.
Ah, I have heard of this young man before, my good sir. If you do so choose to do battle with him, be thou warned that his portable atrocity known as Ratatta resides within the highest caliber of portable atrocities, so much that it may persuade you to procreate.
HAH! I went on tv tropes, read the page, and didn't click a single link! Bwahaha!
Alright, ya know what? Let's just rename the site "Pokelolz.com"
*GASP!*
What sorcery is this?!?!
BE GONE FELL BEAST!
I VANQUISH THEE TO THE HELLFIRES OF ETERNAL SUFFERING!
YOU SHALL BE FOREVER FORCED TO GAZE UPON UNFUNNY COURAGE KRATOS SUBMISSIONS!
My word, what is this manner of beast I see before mine eyes? I have simply taken my portable atrocity out for a trip through the water just due south of Fuschia City, after I had a lovely chat with an elderly fellow about procuring one of my portable atrocities. Now I see this atrocity the likes of which I have never seen before……..
EDIT: HUZZAH! Upon submitting my latest endeavor I have discovered that I have procured the legendary '69 e-peen". Wilst thou join me in a celebratory event?
Thou must adjust yourself to face an unpleasant situation;
Also, since you shall be facing two of us, brace yourself two-fold;
To ensure that the planet on which we reside does not suffer any immense harm;
To bring together the masses of our country in glorious harmony;
To refute any immoralities associated with of being honest, as well as those related to emotions of immense passion and romance;
To broaden our maximum grasp to the heavens in which shimmering balls of gas are abundant.
Jessie!
James!
This common allegiance that names itself with a projectile propels itself upward with an immense amount of velocity;
Unless you admit defeat to us at this present moment, you should plan to enter a skirmish with us being your main opponents.
Indubitably, say I, their talking portable atrocity companion, Meowth.
Well done, I applaud your efforts. +1 to you, good sir.
SELF-INFLICTED GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*…with being honest
I was originally going to say "with the behavior of being honest," and apparently I didn't take out the "of". >.<
Disregard Females,
Acquire Shinies.
I didn't sing it per say. But I however did listen to the instrumental full theme while reading this very gentleman rendition. I wilst however be thine unquestionable champion to exist.
Let us see if a brave soul can gentleman-ize the famous and well known Team Rocket Motto from the Kanto Region. If thine one person is brave, they will verily fight instead of forfeiting.
and I shall have the face of creature out of cordless light box
greatest. thing. since. well, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow!!!
wait! what's that pidgey doing there? It's not like it's shiny or anything…
try reading this as if it were the real words to the pokemon theme…
Congratulations, you have bested the master of the water based group of portable atrocities. Your atrocities now have the profencies neccessary to remove shrubs from your path. Be warned, however, you shall only benifit from this profeciency once you use a machine obscured from sight to train your atrocity in its use.
You could have edited the post, since you were the first one to reply. Now edits are impossible!
Go forth, small-electrical-rodentia, and smite thine enemies with a very strong electrical discharge from your facial region!
Touche, good sir. I thank thee for pointing out my fault.
I hath heard that thine female love interet has an interest in skirts of a shortened length as well, for the very same reasons as your passion for shortened pantaloons. Is this stament true?
I am 12 years old and what is this?
What about what?
It appears that a rather small feline has been placed on top of a rather large aquatic mammal at a high temperature.
YOU'RE NO GENTLEMAN
Unless your monocle is in shop.
.tahW
Is this particular portable atrocity known as Pidgey, which you have recently encapsulated, of the shiny variety, my good sir?
AuraMaster used "Self-Inflicted Grammar Hammer!"
It's super effective!
Whilst I value thine opinion, good sir, I must disagree. Pantaloons of the standard length are the simplest variety of pantaloons to don each day
Hollow rock or nodule with the cavity usually lined with crystals male, I select you to compete in this battle with small-electrical-rodentia! Utilize your ability to suddenly release energy in the Earth's crust in a manner that creates seismic waves which can be recorded with a seismograph.
Very good sir. +1, on a motorized vehicle using two wheels as propulsion.
Actually, Fearow responded before I did, and I caught it afterward.
Grammar Hammer Seppuku?
Points to Vosur. I'd like to keep the M-F part intact.
My bad. I thought replies listed in order. Guess not!
What in the butt.
Dear Lad, It appears that thou has not recall the original scripture of portable atrocities to of which this new English fine art of words.
brb England
Good sir, like many others, you are unable to resist the urge to provide a detailed response to an individual posing as a prepubescent child with a Y chromosome.
Alas, it is not, its colour be as dull as that of the Bird Catcher's I fought in Violet City's gymnasium.
Well, this is not a botheration, as I happen to possess a pale of paint of auric pigment, that shall resolve this issue
But of course my good man, such an act is unbecoming of a gentleman! Surely thou wishes to postpone thou's tears of elated contentment until such a time when a gentleman would be well and surely alone…?
To, fap, or not to fap, THAT is the question. Is it not?
Pocket monsters = pokemon
Portable Atrocity = portatroc
Clever translation, the only mistake that I can see is the use of thine. "thine" is the formal possessive form of "thou".In use it's identical to "thy" but it is used before vowels and the letter h. You seem to be using it as either a plural accusative or plural nominative in most cases. To my knowledge there is no formal form of those, so you'll want to change them to "them" and "they" respectively.
Other than that I lol'd.
why is it you who seems to post everything