Seriously kid what are you stupid?! There are level 2 ratatta out there that will murder you and everyone you love!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 21, 2010 · 6:58 PM
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It's also dangerous to take advice from old professors…
B-but these pokemon are really weak, I could probably just-
Oak: NO! STAY AWAY FROM THE GRASS!
But I can see the other town from here…Its right up the road-
Oak: IT ISN'T SAFE IN THE TALL GRASS!
This is bullshit, Oak! What do you want me to do then?!
Oak: Go and find every pokemon in the world for my research, here, have one!
So, you're telling me that I'm incapable of simply kicking or bitch-smacking a pidgey or rattata…but a creature who only comes up to my knee and knows Pound is perfectly okay?
Oak: Hey, is your Mother still single?
Watch me catch a Pikachu at the outskirts of your town.
Travel the world and never encounter another one. Ever.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take [url="http://ui25.gamespot.com/2968/pokablu_4.png"this!/url
Oak is right, you know! Those aren't just any Rattata, they're in the top percentage of all Rattata!
ok, Oak, the "dangerous pokemon" out there are level 2 rattata and level 3 pidgeys. I think i can just kick them or throw a rock if I really need to!
Oh come on, it's just gra- OH DEAR GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!
Ever notice how we see more Courage Professors than Courage Kratoses and yet we don't hate Courage Professors?
So take this .http://www.buycostumes.com/Supersoft-Old-Man-Adult-Mask/70064/ProductDetail.aspx?REF=SCE-bizrate
*tackles Neentendow* Do not point out the double standards, you never know when… they're watching.
Don't you mean:
(F)uck
(E)veryone
(A)nd
(R)un
Hey! Step away from that meme!
Don't you know it's dangerous to post the same macro over and over on a regular basis?
Not only are there wild pokemon, there are also gators out there!!! http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=6
no, i think he means
(F)ree
(E)vil
(A)narchist
(R)ussias
Grass gators?
I smell a new Pokémon design…
It it wrong that Shawn's comment is around 20x funnier then the pic?
Pfft, it's not like halolz has a bad history with video game advice memes…
First you want me to leave my hometown to catch all the Pokémon in the world, now you don't want me to go 15 feet away from my house?
Screw this, I'm gonna go stand on a mountain away from all this.
Crocleaf?
Aleafgator?
On the topic, why does your chances of getting away successfully depend on how strong your pokemon is? I don't think I can run faster just because my pokemons sp. attack is 78.
the comments are where all the lulz are at. you should know that by now.
well there's the fact that courage Oak is actually funny….
Stop! Hammer time!
Is it*
ACN didn't stand a chance. Curiosity kills cats… And Asians.
DID YOU KNOW????? That if you put on mom's old beat up shoes you magically ARE ABLE TO RUN?
And that was Prof. OAKs fun fact of the day
what about the lvl4? i think they are scary
Yeah, I'd listen to professor big tits any time over Oak.
You should not be joking about that comment Shawn. Final Fantasy 11 has troubles with those bunnies, they kill noobs for breakfast.
GOV'MENT (Oak) CAME AND TOOK MY BAAABY!!!
Who, Araragi? She ain't got SHIT on Oak and Elm.
I Just saw this now and thought "d'oh!"
but i guess thats the solution to the problem in mine!
Really I don't see what's wrong with the gr-
There was a time and place for that, but not right now.
She's TEN you sick fuck!
I think she's the sick fuck in this situation… Just look at all the blood
Come out twice in my life to keep you from going into grass, and to insult my grandson.
Stay in the lab for the rest of my life.
Maybe I was reffering to the…. the… ummm err… the CATERPIE! yeah! ye…. I'll stop
They should have bought a Holy Hand Grenade.
What about Alligrassor? It evolves into Dendrodilian.
…..*Ramparados closeup tear*
You sure it doesn't mean
(F)reeman's
(E)pisode the third is
(A)lways being put on delay because of those
(R)etarded fat jokes?
…If CD-i Ganon doesn't reply to this comment, I'm going to assume he's dead.
Oak just doesn't know how to catch Pokemon like a real man.
Take this! *gives ear plugs*
Not problems like "What is Pidgey?" Cause that would fall under the purviews of your conundrums of Pokedex hunting. I solve practical problems. For instance…"…How am I going to stop some big mean purple haunter from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?" The answer…use cut. And if that don't work…use MORE cut.
I think he means in pokemon yellow dude
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Is it wrong that I'm suddenly wondering if there is such a thing as a level 1 pokemon?
Like this little ol level 40 Scyther…raised by me….TRAINED by me…and you best hope….not cuttin up you.
May I ask how long?
Of course there is such a thing as level 1 Pokemon. You'll find them at *sniped by an assassin*
(don't mean to interrupt CD-i Ganon's potential response) but anyways: rel="nofollow">
I second this. Yellow did come to mind while reading that.
You tried.
Why yes, yes she is.
*Insert link to TVTropes' Funny Aneurysm Moment article here*
As far as he and your mom wants you to know.
1. Cut Oak's head.
2. Copy & paste Kratos's head in it's place.
3. ????
4. RAGE!!!
yeah, mine werent that good, ill admit
tsk tsk when will they learn…
What? WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY!? DID IT INVOLVE THE TRUCK BY S.S. ANNE!? NOOOOO
OBJECTION!
You did not use the word "profit."
OBJECTION!
I always have at least two balls on me!
Quick run past him and jump on the pokemon to get points, don't forget those shiny coins!
Ah, you mean this one do you not?
OBJECTION!
I do believe that is a tyrannosaurus.
For your viewing pleasure, I present Bulbapedia.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this firebreathing lizard!
How long do you plan to wait? It's been more than two hours now.
I agree.
We need something fresh.
But like the broke MAGGOTS they are, they couldn't afford it.
I read that as "You tired."
Yes. Yes I am.
HOLD IT!
1. Copy an old meme structure.
2. Slightly change it so you sound original.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
Oh wait…
5. Ruin your originality in your reply.
I don't care how fast my pikachu is, is it going to let me ride on it's back when we run away?
Capture fire Pokemon
Use them as cigarette lighters
It always comes back to fire emblem with you, doesn't it?
It's not TV Trobs? That's new.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
Tropes*
Thanks, but ouch, man! You could have just told me, I mean, was the hammer really necessary?
Wait… that power. Has the darkness taken you, Zyquux!?
Hmmm…I suppose not. It was a Golden Squeaky Hammer!
But I profit from your rage.
Those are dinosaurs…
Zyquux, you have shown the Mark Of Mastery.
Slavery makes everything
-Funnier
-Better
-Faster
-Safer
Given that the first letters are F and E, that was not what I was expecting from you.
Oh, put a Lid on it.
BLUE used CUT!
+1 for Family Guy reference.
…or instant campfires
Edit: Be careful not to feed your fire-pokemon bean burritos…the results can be catastrophic…
You could also bree-- *BACKSTABBED*
It's amazing how the Oak motivational isn't old yet.
That CandleJack is in the gra-
-You are formally invited to the Funeral of CDiGanon.-
I'll never forget our last conversation….
*flashback*
Miles: Miltank, CDiGanon.
Mil….
*shades*
…Tank
CDiGanon: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
We'll never forget you!!!!!!
…. But cut is a normal type move, which ghost Pokemon are immune to.
Well I have FATE!
(F)ocus sash
Quick (A)ttack
(T)aillow
(E)ndeavor
But….we're on the internet. Nothing is fresh anymore.
No problem:
http://op.deadend-detour.com/wp-content/uploads/l…
Your pokélogic cannot be beaten, DM1293 whited out!
well I think he's referring to cutting the grass, though I suppose haunter are more known for showing up in the lavender town graveyard..
…I facepalmed so hard i'm bleeding.
Pokémon creators,
I
AM
DISAPPOINT.
Do I hear the 'Jaws' theme in the gra- OHMAIGAWD! It's Bruce the Shark! Run for your lives!
You know, in the older games (I think before Diamond & Pearl) you could LEGITLY cut the grass in the games. I'm pissed you can't do that anymore…
Nark, Nark, Nark JABBERJAWS bitches!!!
And that's what happened to any Pokemon that were in the grass at the time.
…*Facepalm*
I JUST realized that, thanks to you XD
*Sigh* Just like Grammar Nazi…
*Takes shovel, pencil, and checkboard*
I'll plan the next funeral…
We were talking about percentages. How could I resist?
Do you throw them at little furry creatures?
Upon further review, I conclude that they are indeed dinosaurs!
And normal Pokemon are immune to ghost type moves, too.
I'm definitely missing something here…
THREE DAYS! */moon*
The call on the field is reversed. Codemaster525 will not be charged a timeout. First down.
Who's that Pokemon?
It's MOWTOM!
Wait, since when was this a football game???
And I play 3 down fb
I just like that it tries to cut grass with a fork. What has been seen cannot be UNSEEN.
FAIL.
HOLD IT! That would be a featherless Deinonochyus.
You got blood on my suit. Anyway, breeding in the Gen IV games results in level 1 Pokemo- *STICKY BOMB'D*
I use a mower. And if that don't work…I use more mower.
Be afraid, be VERY afraid…
Coming July 2012!!! "When Rattatas ATTACK!!!"
It has a giant mouth with sharp teeth to take care of that, too: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
(0:55)
Later bitches. Kyogre, Use Dive!
*submarine diving sounds*
(DBZ Abridged reference)
Red -- but who needs a Poke'mon, when you have… a gun!
GOV'MENT (Oak) CAME & TOOK MY KRAAABBY!!!
It's waist-high for Joey and his top-percentile Rattata. Man, those look like some comfy shorts…
Even Kanye West agrees!!!
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger…♫♪♫♪
Aren't you GLAD I got you a RUBBERMAID? After all those cold, lonely nights…I'm sure you can barely CONTAIN yourself!!!
Well, that and the fact that Nintendo basically glorified Professor Oak's Alzheimer's Disease just makes it all that more hysterical.
I'm with you. *Nods head*
Hey Missinko, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but slavery is one of the most SRS businesses of ALL TIME
(F)ire
(E)mblem.
I want 5 hours of my life back kthx
True dat, true DAT…ASS…
NO! Every time one of you puny mortals clicks on a TV Tropes link, the
wastedwell-spent hours add time to my lifespan!MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Don't go in too the long grass!! rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… <-watch 1st rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">… <-2nd
If a group of armed men can get slaughter what do you think you chance of survival are?
Alpar…. I'm scared.
Who's gonna die next?
Oak: There is a time and a place —
Wolf: Can't let you do that
And on a completely different thought… If walking through the grass is dangerous, why not just climb up those ledges… I mean, if you can just jump off them without hurting yourself then climbing them shouldn't be too hard…