Maybe Paulrus shouldn’t have set that Indian Chief on fire BEFORE stealing his headgear? Eh, what do I know?
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Maybe Paulrus shouldn’t have set that Indian Chief on fire BEFORE stealing his headgear? Eh, what do I know?
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Flaming Chieftain's Challenge
+Renders enemies' arguments invalid
-Causes you to weep at the destruction of the map and spent shells littered around
Only available with Team Fortress 2 Legendary Edition.
This was the first hat I ever got. the very sight of it brings a single manly tear to my eye.
How? /stereotypicalindianjoke
Legendary? Here, in TF2, we only have one word for rare and sought after: VINTAGE. Team Fortress 2, Vintage Edition. It has a nice ring to it, no?
Vintage Vintage 2. Vintage Vintage. Perfect.
Vintage. Vintage everywhere.
Ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha HA….
No, wait, I've got a better one…
"Die, vintage! You don't belong in this world!"
"It was not by my hand that I am once again in-game. I was called here by NEWBIES, who wish to pay ME tribute."
"Tribute?! You steal men's time, and make them addicted!"
"Perhaps the same can be said of ALL multiplayer games…"
"Your words are as empty as your backpack! Mankind ill needs an item set such as you!"
"WHAT IS A MAN?!" *throws Bonk! Atomic Punch can* "A miserable little pile of hats! But enough talk; mission begins in 30 seconds!"
Soldier: Hey! HEY PYRO! I found thsi challenge thing it's totally awesome! i need you to set me on fire! just the head! it's gonna look so awesome i saw it on the internet!!
Pyro: Sure i'll help you, just turn around so i can burn your hat properly.
Soldier: Okay sure! ohmygoshthis is so sweet! wait…. we don't have a py-
I saw a King of the Hill episode that had a perfect scene to go with this.
Soldier (Dale): …aaaand, tingling… now burning… burning… itching, itching… aaaand blindness…. intense burning… Hank, go get your hose…. NOW!! AAAUGGGGH! AAAHHHHH! OOOOHHH! *rolling on ground in pain*
Hmm…flaming headgear. So original! Never seen anything so awesomely original anywhere! Too bad Halo doesn't have anything like this!
…Wait a second…
This is Soldier. The destruction of my homeland and heritage by the white man and Western expansion makes me cry. Over.
Indeed. I meant to type that in there, but it seems it slipped my mind.
"you got blood on my suit"
*headshot*
Not as funny as the original, but rousing none the less! Now I shall be on my way back to the smithy. Cheerio!
Will it cost me an extra $60 for the special edition to get it?
Okay, I'm c-c-c-c-combo breaking this one before it gets too far.
YEAH WELL, I have a Tough Guy's Toque! And a Ghastly Gibus…and…
…I suck at TF2 hat life.
Indians are the ones with dots on their foreheads, derp,
could you say this guy's killing sprees are… red hot???
That "you" is a spy!
Don't worry. Nothing is original! :D
YOU CALL THAT POLLUTING MY COUNTRY!? YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT SISSIFIED COMMIES. *Points to giant oil spill* Now THAT is what I wanna SEE!
TYPO-NO-JUTSU
When you fail you?
Nope. He just said he did. Didn't actually do it.
That pyro is a spy! No one can understand what a pyro says!
+1 for Castlevania reference
I thought that n-n-n-n-never worked.
+1 for having -39 e-peen without being an idiot.
(Although the last time i tried to help someone in the same situation, he got like 100 e-peen ._.)
As a resident of the last giant oil spill, I have to say…. +1 to you.
You dare to sully the majesty of my flaming stunt helmet? Bah!
Ow! My seriousness! XD
My Vintage Vintage Tyrolean will defeat them with it's sheer vintageness.
The Soldier can be really hot headed at times…
e-peen goes down really fast…one comment at -3 and look where I am!
EDIT: I just found an older comment at +2 at the Odd scout video…so -1=-39?
Hello we're the American capitalism! We ruin it so YOU don't have to!
You are a MAGGOT!
Your argument is invalid…
*runs in circles*
GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!
Not like that Engineer! He's totally trustworthy!
"Everyone back to da base, pahrtner!"
My guess is that e-peen is easy to lower early, but harder to raise as you go on.
inb4That'sWhatSheSaid
Mr. President? I'm afraid I'm going to have to emancipate your hat from you. *Flicks out butterfly knife* Or the beard gets it.
CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF NOPE!
You might say he's on a Hot Streak.
It will never give you up or let you down. It's great!
It's a HAT TRADING SIM WITH GUNS! If you don't have a hat it means you just lost "THE GAME" :)
Fuc**ng e-peen, how do it work?
And yes, if you have just a few comments, some -1 trolls can send you to hell, and you won't even need to buy a ticket from Soapdish.
I'LL SAVE YOU, QUICKSTER!!!
(stretches arms)
(gets caught)
I have third degree burns on my scalp, your arguement is…AAAAAARGH!!!
Can't let you do that…
Sorry but I stacked up since the untooned kirby adventure and 9/11 jokes. It does a while I'm stalkin around here.
Don't worry Quickster; I'll put you out with one of my water balls!
Uhh…hmmm…AHA!
No, wait! I'm Captain Mag-
*extinguished*
-ma.
Fear of losing arguments leads to obsession with hats, and obsession with hats beckons the darkness.
Fucking e-peen- oh wait… someone already said it.
You can even say he's burning through your defenses.
Lucky, all I have are event hats.
Vintage Vintage Tyrolean? Double the vintage, double the rarity, I guess.
Dexter's Lab reference FTW.
Boom! Headshot!
+1 to all of you for setting up a Spongebob joke.