I HAVE A FLAMING "CHIEFTAIN'S CHALLENGE". YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVAILD.

Maybe Paulrus shouldn’t have set that Indian Chief on fire BEFORE stealing his headgear? Eh, what do I know?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 20, 2010 · 12:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (265 votes, average: 1.82 out of 5)
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59 Responses to “I HAVE A FLAMING “CHIEFTAIN’S CHALLENGE””

  1. Leo E. on October 20th, 2010 12:58 pm

    Flaming Chieftain's Challenge
    +Renders enemies' arguments invalid
    -Causes you to weep at the destruction of the map and spent shells littered around

  2. _Nate_ on October 20th, 2010 1:04 pm

    Only available with Team Fortress 2 Legendary Edition.

  3. _Twitch_ on October 20th, 2010 1:10 pm

    This was the first hat I ever got. the very sight of it brings a single manly tear to my eye.

  4. EphEphEcksIII on October 20th, 2010 1:11 pm

    How? /stereotypicalindianjoke

  5. Dimomarg on October 20th, 2010 1:14 pm

    Legendary? Here, in TF2, we only have one word for rare and sought after: VINTAGE. Team Fortress 2, Vintage Edition. It has a nice ring to it, no?
    Vintage Vintage 2. Vintage Vintage. Perfect.

  6. Leo E. on October 20th, 2010 1:15 pm

    Vintage. Vintage everywhere.

  7. Dimomarg on October 20th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Ha ha ha ha HA ha ha ha ha HA….

  8. Leo E. on October 20th, 2010 1:20 pm

    No, wait, I've got a better one…

    "Die, vintage! You don't belong in this world!"
    "It was not by my hand that I am once again in-game. I was called here by NEWBIES, who wish to pay ME tribute."
    "Tribute?! You steal men's time, and make them addicted!"
    "Perhaps the same can be said of ALL multiplayer games…"
    "Your words are as empty as your backpack! Mankind ill needs an item set such as you!"
    "WHAT IS A MAN?!" *throws Bonk! Atomic Punch can* "A miserable little pile of hats! But enough talk; mission begins in 30 seconds!"

  9. MorningMoon on October 20th, 2010 1:37 pm

    Soldier: Hey! HEY PYRO! I found thsi challenge thing it's totally awesome! i need you to set me on fire! just the head! it's gonna look so awesome i saw it on the internet!!

    Pyro: Sure i'll help you, just turn around so i can burn your hat properly.

    Soldier: Okay sure! ohmygoshthis is so sweet! wait…. we don't have a py-

  10. AuraMaster on October 20th, 2010 1:51 pm

    I saw a King of the Hill episode that had a perfect scene to go with this.

    Soldier (Dale): …aaaand, tingling… now burning… burning… itching, itching… aaaand blindness…. intense burning… Hank, go get your hose…. NOW!! AAAUGGGGH! AAAHHHHH! OOOOHHH! *rolling on ground in pain*

  11. Daifuku on October 20th, 2010 2:03 pm

    Hmm…flaming headgear. So original! Never seen anything so awesomely original anywhere! Too bad Halo doesn't have anything like this!

    …Wait a second…

  12. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 20th, 2010 2:09 pm

    This is Soldier. The destruction of my homeland and heritage by the white man and Western expansion makes me cry. Over.

  13. AuraMaster on October 20th, 2010 2:41 pm

    Indeed. I meant to type that in there, but it seems it slipped my mind.

  14. DrRickRollins on October 20th, 2010 2:45 pm

    "you got blood on my suit"

    *headshot*

  15. supreme_slayer on October 20th, 2010 2:47 pm

    Not as funny as the original, but rousing none the less! Now I shall be on my way back to the smithy. Cheerio!

  16. BoxeyBrown on October 20th, 2010 3:04 pm

    Will it cost me an extra $60 for the special edition to get it?

  17. Leo E. on October 20th, 2010 3:12 pm

    Okay, I'm c-c-c-c-combo breaking this one before it gets too far.

  18. Alpar on October 20th, 2010 3:15 pm

    YEAH WELL, I have a Tough Guy's Toque! And a Ghastly Gibus…and…

    …I suck at TF2 hat life.

  19. Gamage on October 20th, 2010 4:05 pm

    Indians are the ones with dots on their foreheads, derp,

  20. Spartan_Laser on October 20th, 2010 4:06 pm

    could you say this guy's killing sprees are… red hot???

  21. Gamage on October 20th, 2010 4:09 pm

    That "you" is a spy!

  22. darkdan1100 on October 20th, 2010 4:31 pm

    Don't worry. Nothing is original! :D

  23. DM1293 on October 20th, 2010 4:38 pm

    YOU CALL THAT POLLUTING MY COUNTRY!? YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT SISSIFIED COMMIES. *Points to giant oil spill* Now THAT is what I wanna SEE!

  24. SS4FireFox on October 20th, 2010 4:54 pm

    TYPO-NO-JUTSU

    When you fail you?

  25. supreme_slayer on October 20th, 2010 5:05 pm

    Nope. He just said he did. Didn't actually do it.

  26. Fearow on October 20th, 2010 5:05 pm

    That pyro is a spy! No one can understand what a pyro says!

  27. th3l4st0ne on October 20th, 2010 5:06 pm

    +1 for Castlevania reference

  28. Juggernaut470 on October 20th, 2010 5:29 pm

    I thought that n-n-n-n-never worked.

  29. Mentlegen on October 20th, 2010 5:31 pm

    +1 for having -39 e-peen without being an idiot.

    (Although the last time i tried to help someone in the same situation, he got like 100 e-peen ._.)

  30. Darth_Destro on October 20th, 2010 5:56 pm

    As a resident of the last giant oil spill, I have to say…. +1 to you.

  31. ReploidArmada on October 20th, 2010 5:57 pm

    You dare to sully the majesty of my flaming stunt helmet? Bah!

  32. AuraMaster on October 20th, 2010 6:09 pm

    Ow! My seriousness! XD

  33. AbrohamLincoln on October 20th, 2010 6:23 pm

    My Vintage Vintage Tyrolean will defeat them with it's sheer vintageness.

  34. AbrohamLincoln on October 20th, 2010 6:24 pm

    The Soldier can be really hot headed at times…

  35. th3l4st0ne on October 20th, 2010 6:26 pm

    e-peen goes down really fast…one comment at -3 and look where I am!
    EDIT: I just found an older comment at +2 at the Odd scout video…so -1=-39?

  36. DM1293 on October 20th, 2010 6:33 pm

    Hello we're the American capitalism! We ruin it so YOU don't have to!

  37. XPengooX64 on October 20th, 2010 7:06 pm

    You are a MAGGOT!
    Your argument is invalid…

  38. Zyquux on October 20th, 2010 7:17 pm

    *runs in circles*
    GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!

  39. DM1293 on October 20th, 2010 7:18 pm

    Not like that Engineer! He's totally trustworthy!

    "Everyone back to da base, pahrtner!"

  40. Zyquux on October 20th, 2010 7:19 pm

    My guess is that e-peen is easy to lower early, but harder to raise as you go on.

    inb4That'sWhatSheSaid

  41. DM1293 on October 20th, 2010 7:20 pm

    Mr. President? I'm afraid I'm going to have to emancipate your hat from you. *Flicks out butterfly knife* Or the beard gets it.

  42. Illius_Nakarou on October 20th, 2010 7:21 pm

    CAUSE THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF NOPE!

  43. DM1293 on October 20th, 2010 7:24 pm

    You might say he's on a Hot Streak.

  44. shadow649 on October 20th, 2010 7:37 pm

    It will never give you up or let you down. It's great!

  45. shadow649 on October 20th, 2010 7:39 pm

    It's a HAT TRADING SIM WITH GUNS! If you don't have a hat it means you just lost "THE GAME" :)

  46. Mentlegen on October 20th, 2010 8:02 pm

    Fuc**ng e-peen, how do it work?

    And yes, if you have just a few comments, some -1 trolls can send you to hell, and you won't even need to buy a ticket from Soapdish.

  47. Neentendow on October 20th, 2010 8:13 pm

    I'LL SAVE YOU, QUICKSTER!!!
    (stretches arms)
    (gets caught)

  48. Sir_Nox on October 20th, 2010 8:21 pm

    I have third degree burns on my scalp, your arguement is…AAAAAARGH!!!

  49. Jade Catima on October 20th, 2010 8:39 pm

    Can't let you do that…

  50. Th3l4st0ne on October 20th, 2010 9:03 pm

    Sorry but I stacked up since the untooned kirby adventure and 9/11 jokes. It does a while I'm stalkin around here.

  51. Zyquux on October 20th, 2010 9:20 pm

    Don't worry Quickster; I'll put you out with one of my water balls!
    Uhh…hmmm…AHA!

    No, wait! I'm Captain Mag-
    *extinguished*
    -ma.

  52. A_Creative_Name on October 20th, 2010 10:40 pm

    Fear of losing arguments leads to obsession with hats, and obsession with hats beckons the darkness.

  53. A_Creative_Name on October 20th, 2010 10:46 pm

    Fucking e-peen- oh wait… someone already said it.

  54. A_Creative_Name on October 20th, 2010 10:48 pm

    You can even say he's burning through your defenses.

  55. A_Creative_Name on October 20th, 2010 10:49 pm

    Lucky, all I have are event hats.

  56. A_Creative_Name on October 20th, 2010 10:55 pm

    Vintage Vintage Tyrolean? Double the vintage, double the rarity, I guess.

  57. AuraMaster on October 21st, 2010 1:45 am

    Dexter's Lab reference FTW.

  58. MercenaryBlue on October 21st, 2010 1:30 pm

    Boom! Headshot!

  59. Kam_Fakami on October 23rd, 2010 2:56 pm

    +1 to all of you for setting up a Spongebob joke.

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