Ranged fireball attacks have never been so soft and adorable! Thanks Kirby Epic Yarn!
By Matt G-raffe
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Categories: Capcom, Cutesy Wutesy, Kirby, Motivational, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Street Fighter, Wii · Leave a comment (133 Comments) |
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Kirb-OHH-ken!
Aha, but the fact of the matter is, can Kirby preform a shoryuken?
"More fireballs? Geez… They're pretty popular around here lately."
— Zangief, Street Fighter IV
Yup. http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u500712/kir…
Ken would be proud.
HADOUKEN!
There, happy?
Judging by the way he says "Falcon PAAAHNCH" I'm sure it sounds like the most adorable thing ever.
AWWWWWWWWW!
CANNOT COMPUTE WITTY COMMENT!
CUTE-METER IS OVERCHARGED!
A BOX FULL OF KITTENS CANNOT EVEN COMPARE TO THIS.
x3
OMG.
so close too 69
PERHAPS A BOX FULL OF CUDDLY KITTENS COULD COMPARE.
SS4, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Nope.avi.
dammit -_- other people do that and get showered with pluses
i get Kaynegeineered.
What do you mean, even Kirby can do it? He's been doing it ever since Fighter Ability's debut.
No. NO! A box full of kittens playing with YARN!
Well, technically that would be him using the abilities of someone else. In this case, he is just plain Kirby. He hasn't been under the influence of other's powers.
Are they cuddly?
You said you're close to 69? You've got a long way to go still. I, on the other hand…
Because you're not close to 69. I'm closer to 69 than you.
Pffftt, who cares, I'm closest to 38. Right? Right…?
Of course Kirby can do it! Cuz he's down, right, fierce!
Don't belive me? Have a lookie here!
Yes I went there. >:3
Yeah! A more recent example of when he does it is when he copies Gok-I mean Lucario!
Maybe a box full of cuddly kittens playing with yarn AND they give you that cute big wide eye look!
*Explodes*
Logic ruins the power of the halolz.
You're doin' it wrong.
Not only that, the link is broken.
I think he means AREYOUKEN?
I just got a CRAZY idea! If Shawn gets a youtube page… wait for it…. we can pm him videos!
I KNOW he goes to youtube!!!!
Mayhaps even SUREYOURKEN?
No, I am General Asshat and this is my favorite site on the internet.
Or even, HADTOKEN.
HURRY! GIVE THIS MAN SOME +1's!!!!!!!!!!
GRAMMAR SLEDGEHAMMER!
I am so close to 69.*
If he can unravel and rejoin from where his arms meet his body, he can imitate Dhalsim, too!
Because it's fun to ruin people's life.
I respect you so I won't Kanyengineer you.
Oh, Kirby. You are one of the most overpowered heroes ever.
By the way, which one did he eat to get those powers?
Ken or Ryu?
And I'm in 2nd place, right behind supreme_slayer. Haha. Get in the back of the line, kiddies
*Points to a mile-long line*
Kirby felt like a glutton that night, so he ate both.
Hilarity ensues.
I tried posting a possible challenger, but then Wolf said he couldn't let me post that and broke my BBCode [/nubcaek]
*Is still waiting*
I have a reservation.
I just so happened to notice both times that happen. Wolf doesn't seem to like you.
Fireballs? Yum!
I have fireballs for breakfast.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle…
*Shoots down Asshat and shoots up Slayer and FireFox*
I'm an equal opportunity Troll when the need arises.
And I also counter trolls! *Shoots up Smashpro*
OH NO!
Did kirby suck up Ryu?
Thats better than getting captain falcon!
Kirby only needs to suck up Albert Wesker by now.
GRAMMAR HAMMER
YES! YEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEES!
You should see Fighter in Squeak Squad. He can do shoryuken, hadouken, tatsumaki senpukyaku, flash kick and hundred hand slap.
only problom is the cuteness distracts you…then he sees you…then its all downhill…from cute to annoying……Ex."o hey its kirby and he looks cute" then kirby turns around"HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI(20 years later)HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI(goes on forever till person dies)"
heres a song for that poor fella… rel="nofollow">GAME OVER
-1 trolls in the base? WE MUST PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE! (Said briefcase, of course, is filled with the best CSI jokes ever.)
Cool Story bro.
(But no, that sounds awesome)
I have balls on fire.
I could use some water.
Why doesn't this comment have more +1's?
Axel you bastard! Why did you link to that site!? DO you know how many people you just killed?
I'm closer, but I'm not going around randomly telling people.
I don't get it still. Uncyclopedia is more interesting for me… WHATS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!
Up to two minutes for me.
You know what? +1's for everyone (at the time of posting this)!
Indeed you are. oh wait you were pointing out grammar as well? +2's for you! (they now exist)
I can just imagine it now… Gotta get some helium and try my Kirby imitation.
Or eight days.
Next to metaknight!!!!! or is he a villian? I don't know anymore…
Balls of steel… on fire.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ehm… I mean HYES!
Sorry, but water won't work. You shouldn't have slept around like that.
Nah….THATSCHMUCKSENTPOOCAKE!
Trolls? The comment is at the bottom and who looks there? A wizard stole them all?
Oh, you mean this?
-1 trolls dropped the intelligence.
I'm not trying to garner false +1's, just doing my civic duty and attempting to increase the intelligence of the Internet, one comment at a time.
YOU SHAKE MY BONES AND YOU RATTLE MY BRAIN!
TOO MUCH LOVE CAN DRIVE A MAN INSANE!
YOU BROKE MY WILL-OH WHAT A THRILL!
GOODNESS GRACIOUS GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Good for you! :D
E-peen should be legitimately gained! +1 for honor!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hentai
There you go.
Explanation by deadpool -- " rel="nofollow">
go to 1:30
HYES!
Never will you see anything cuter as your flesh is slowly scorched off of your bones.
But indeed you deserve +1's for that
Yes, yes… My plan is slowly coming to fruition!
Ummm lolwut? I'll pass thank you.
Hmmm…. shitting dick nipples.
I weep for humanity.
"I smell a sitcom! " was really all i got out of that :P quite a good explanation. Bookmarked!
I didn't even read it until I already posted it. I won't be sleeping tonight.
All in favor of agreeing with shadow..?
Or…
358 days, in a half.
i can hear it in my head.
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Dedede: Say, can I borrow your warp sta-
Kirby: SURE YOOOOOOOOOOU CAN! *uppercut*
Me! half the people on the site… I hope.
Remember the good old days before you clicked on that link? When the only creepy fetishes you knew about were anthropomorphic lesbian Mudkips?
Flash back, anyone? http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/21/babydoken/
Wizards. It's always the wizards.
& Chuck Norris said NOPE.
TV Tropes?
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
"I'm really good at killing people, I mean REALLY good. Innocent, guilty, doesn't matter if the price is right. I mean I've killed a lot of people who deserved it, but I'm SURE I'd kill plenty of innocent people along the way."
Ahh so he's more good than evil?. Sounds like the opposite of what I do in Fallout 3…
Me in fallout 3:"I'm great at killing people. i mean I've killed the entire city of Megaton even after I saved them from the Bomb. They had some pretty good ammo too… I've killed alot of innocent people and a couple of bad people got caught in the crossfire. Poor Enclave idiots…"
What's more destructive: This? or the tank-kirby they have on the commercials for Epic Yarn?
Nay!
I think you mean nope.avi? Does this qualify as proper usage of the hammer that inflicts much grammar upon the internet?
Damn it! I just spent an hour watching you tube videos thanks to this.
I swear, I just got a phone call telling me I have seven days to live.
NOPE.avi
NOPE.avi, I've known this stuff since I was like 14. I'd be surprised if anyone didn't know any of that stuff already…
They don't teach this in Knitting School. Not mine, anyway.
of COARSE! :U
I guess you could say that when it comes to the intel…
*shades*
the case is closed..
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I know it's kinda weird people on the internet don't know this stuff.
…. I'm going to regret saying this, but
HENTAI ON MOTORCYCLES!
Glad to have ruined your day.
Can probably be found on the internet somwhere…
… I came…. to this city
It's like TV Tropes all over again!
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That joke isn't dead yet? Wow.
NEVAR!!!
YARNOOOKEN
Even I wouldn't go THAT far.
I came ON A MOTORCYCLE!!!
I came on a motor-powered 2-wheel vehicle.
Don't forget when he copied Mew2
Thanks. Glad I stayed away.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But really… Shitting dick nipples? Who would think of that let alone go looking for it? I prefer to live a semi sheltered life. :P I'll stick to real people Cartoon is just… no.
shitting dick nipples is nothing new, and you're lying to yourself if you say you haven't seen some twisted shit on the web…
Even here on halolz, TROPES! TROPES!
I was born.
by sleeping.
Needs moar side boob.
I came on a city.
TOP. FUCKIN'. PERCENTAGE!
*+1*
Thank you, master.
If only the game wasn't some lame kiddy knockoff of a real Kirby game.
"Eating enemies? That'll encourage obesity!"
"Taking their powers? That'll lead to kleptomania!"
"Tossing balls of yarn? Kittens will love that! People like kittens, right?"