Zombies in the old west? What will they think of next!
Side note: One of those zombies seems to have weird priorities.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2010 · 11:58 PM
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I feel like the zombie on the right craves for something else that starts with B.
Id link to the Left 4 Dead submission that has a zombie saying "boobs, uh I mean brains", but I do not feel like finding it. I would appreciate someone else doing it, because I am lazy
*mini spoilers*
This seriously better have a John Marston zombie in this DLC…
See…this…THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO KILL SETH IN THE GAME!
Damn you storyline!
Will I do it?
Nope.avi
RUUUN RUUUN I AM COMING FOR YOU!
Well, as you can clearly see, you play as John.
Booty? Bitches? Blu Team? What could it be!?
Zombies on horses.
I'll tell you whats next: Ninjas
John Marston: "Ninjas. Damn."
ZOMBIES ON STEAMPUNK HORSES!
Then pirates (of the nautical nature). Then this game will be complete.
Two words: Zombie Cougars. http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/l…
No thanks; I like zombie women my own age.
ZOMBIES ON ROBOT UNICORNS!!
Do i get Dastardly achievement by tying up a zombie prostitute and letting her on a train track?
Cuz i'm gonna do that anyway.
Butt of a Hylian boy wearing green that talks in screams and grunts?
Link's worst nightmare come true.
Which makes NO SENSE!
I'm guessing they are just using John in the promo's as to not spoil the story.
UNDEAD HUMANOIDS ATOP CYBERNETIC EQUINES!
But wouldn't a zombie girl your own age technically be underage in zombie years? Or if you mean in zombie years, then you're talking about half-rotted corpses without eyeballs or any hint of hair remaining.
Or *judging from the trailer* this wacky adventure takes place before the end of the game, at a point when John gets back his family and isn't killed yet, i mean there are a few Days at least in story of just normal farming happyness anway.
Still i agree it'd way more awesome if you were Jack and there was a zombie John.
Bullets?! I'LL BE GLAD TO GIVE THEM TO HIM.
Erectin' a dispenser! http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/…
It's funny because zombies like brains!
Left4Dead, you're doing it wrong.
You're missing three partners…
You'd deserve it ether way.
I just figured it was non-canon.
If only I can make some kind of link between that and zombies.
Re-deads.
ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BRAINS…
Zombie sex in my Red Dead?
But you can't have sex in RDR so nope.
You're forgetting to mix them all up and add jetpacks.
Those are still cool, right?
Upon observing this, the first thing I wondered was:
"Why isn't there a Left 4 Bed, featuring the zombies?"
It's not a nightmare if you are ENJOYING it.
Then maybe meet your friends
(then eat their brains)
Zombies: We've taken care of everything,
the words you hear, the songs you sing…
What? are you freakin- *Zombie Cougar'd*
UNDEAD HOMINIDS ATOP CYBERNETIC EQUINES!
And five special's!
It's all fun and games 'til the ZOMBIE BEARS SHOW UP! http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/l…
Well, eight, now.
Yeah but no one likes the new three. An ugly chick. A creepy rapist. And a guy who masturbates all day long.
in WoW, things like this are considered "Epic Mounts"
http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/l…
Yeah, that happened.
Well, from a tactical perspective, I very much like the new three.
But, dat ass, back it up.
…Wait, if Horse Zombies are herbivores then…
GRAAAAAAINS GRAAAAAAAAAAAINS GRAAAAAAAAAAAINS
Angry Threat: Another impostor? I demand you cease mocking my speech conditionals at once, or I will dismantle you like I did with the HK-50 line of knockoffs.
And, "FLESH Android unit"? You take pride in looking like an organic meatbag?
Internet Meme: Son, I am disappoint.
Zombies make everything better :D
Looks like the downsides of tying prostitutes to train tracks are catching up with him.
Remember kids -- Necrophilia is still illegal.
Circuit boards or GTFO.
And be undead in harmony harmony~
ZOMBiES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!
GOOD TIME TO RUN COWARD!!!!
when it's alive(alive)
Inside(A mall)
am I here for brains?
Um do you mean butterape?
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57
aaaaand now i have a new profile image. thank you for this fun, yet mildly scary, website
lolwut http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=27&two=28
Boner. It has to be boner.
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=28&two=27
If you see it, then it's because of bad aim. http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2id…
Guys, can't you tell that this is still missing something?
NAZIS! No game is complete without Nazis!
Robot Nazi Zombie Pirate Ninjas?
New Call of Duty: Black Ops game mode:
Zombie Robot Pirate Ninja Nazis vs. Viet Cong
If you see it, it's because the pounce had bad aim. http://brokenteapot.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2id…
except this post, apparently;
its got like 2 stars!
w/ Jetpacks.
Nyuk nyuk.
He's thinking
"Crap! I hope I don't end up on a terrible Halolz post!"
Nah, that's stupid.
Let's go with cyborg dinosaur space-pirate vampire grammar Nazis instead.
How would a cowboy of that time know what a ninja is?
The old internets! they were invented and consisted of pieces of paper being run all around town.
No, Dudewin's right. Can you imagine how bad this post would have been if they were regular enemies.
Like Christmas. And Mother's Day.
Always better with zombies.
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSMirwUVA…
OH BOY A BEAR http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTWEqxCQF…
It's like it's own canon, you could say a branch of canon that starts with the actual canon, until one point in the actual storyline it's all good, then it takes the twist with this story and yeah.
Also, spoilers ahoy:
Zombie John! You play as him in the post-game of this! Also Unicorns! Ruin! The fiery horse of one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse! and Big Foot! FIVE OF THEM!