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Is it wrong that i totally want an Ursamagus?
this is the greatest thing i have ever seen… why havent i seen this before?!
that wizard bear is great but i cant think of anything that doesnt involve dinosaurs though :-(
Ursamagus uses Magical Mauling. It's super effective!
The sad part to me is that Ursamagus could fit into the new games. It seems about as believable as this guy http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/62…
Sorry about the size of the sprite, the only real image I could find that gets the point across..
Nope. I want one, too
On its defense, that's a legendary, so of course it looks weird as fuck.
But there is a megaman boss as a normal pokemon anyway…
Why is that bad?! Everything needs MORE dinosaurs!
wait a second
…
youre right! :D
radioactive + stegosaurus
I put on my bear fur and wizard hat.
Me three.
All I keep coming up with are robots…
Robots that Ghost types.
Please Elaborate on that.
of course, you are not allowed to use 4th gen Pokémon as inspiration if you are not fashionably challenged.
roboo? cybertasm? androgeist?
the first one should just look like gir from invader zim with a sheet over his head and his feet and eyes visible :-P
This game is always fun.
I actually have a list of my results somewhere.
Rocket Type, Snake Pokemon. GO!
Erectin' an elaboration. http://pokejungle.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/…
torpent?
BorrowingStealing Bungie's name: Snocket.SNASA. Evolves into GPLong and later into Cobrapollo13
That was retarded, someone stab me.
the F is that?!
Tyranaquerel.
Tyrannosaur + Becquerel, a radiation measuring unit.
stegcurie evolves into tyrannaquerel?
sweet :D
High five bros!
Misaddile.
That's slightly lamer.
I declare Snocket the winner… because holy crap SNOCKET
Ninjaridingmechat-rexarmedwithfebrezemon!
Yay for outdated 8-bit theater humor!
I want 9001 of them.
crocket
(cobra + rocket)
But there are three of them and they look so similar. http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/1/1a… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/74… http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/62…
Goisdonic?
Goisdos the first recorded name of Ghost and tronic a cool robot related word?
That's them going B^Uckley :(
Looks a bit like Quick Man.
What a bunch of "wiz" kids…
A very high five!
+1 for dr mcninja.
but is he a bad enough mandude to take on team rocket?
wispy woods? in the kirby games? lol
Obama:can't let you do that snasa http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,519380,00.htm…
i didnt suggest snasa… i suggested torpent… torpedo + serpent
With Metal Man in it.
I read that last one as "Abortion".
._.
Spy type, Opossum pokemon.
Sapossum, evolves into Obossum.
*cue Joey and Tristan*
TORRPEEEENT!
I meant this kind of wisp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will-o%27-the-wisp
The Pokemon is a giant tree with an eerie glow emanating from it
Another group: Bug/Ice Type Centipede/Millipede Pokemon
Larvice-->Millifreeze-->Centifreeze/Chillopoda (Yes, I already know that millipedes and centipedes are completely different types of insects)
Actually those sounded pretty awful, so let me throw in two even more uncreative names, a Fighting Type Moose Pokemon with bulging biceps for antlers called Moosle and a Steel/Flying Type Emu Pokemon called Steemu
Sex offender type, large hibernating mammal pokemon. Go!
Engineer + Velociraptor = Vengitor
Evolves to = Vagineer
Man, I haven't played Pokemon in years and even I think this is awesome. In fact, I bet a Nintendo employee is reading this right now and realizing that he could have used this to make so many Pokemon.
For my own, I think…maybe a fire type grass Pokemon. Maybe…
Pyroyard? Evolves into Blazegarden. Something like this: http://www.csiro.au/images/mediaReleases/grassFir…
Gotta catch 'em all!
+1 for the perverted name, lolz
Pedobearius? Maybe? yes? no?
Gravelape is it's evolved form, yes?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090329045…
Too late.
… yeah ironic isnt it?
*4.84 rating*
Gentlemen, I believe we have a new highest-rated submission.
You.
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Just kidding.
On a related note, as of this comment, 7 of the Top 10 submissions are Pokemon! :D
I did this 10 years ago on the way to Orlando, but the only thing I could think of was a leaf-type evolution of Eevee. It's not like Nintendo would make tha--oh wait.
I would so want a Moosle. That sounds so awesome. +1 to you.
Stealing names FTW!
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=22&two=6
Fearizard.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I read that second one as "cybergasm."
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…. O_o
OOH I WANNA PLAY lets see….. my pokmon is called snooki, she's a guido type and it evolves into a itsasnooki with a rare item called MVP
Pokémon: Needs moar dolphins, ostriches, and hyenas.
…Quicksilver man?
Eventually, there will be an evolution of Eevee for every Type. Personally, I want to see a Dragon-type Eevee. Would that be Drageon?
That makes it sound like is should be in a dress. With lots of make-up. Dancing on top of a bar. In the "special" part of town.
recolors… in pokemon?
This isn't original Game Freak has been doing this for years. How else would they have come up with anything past Gen 2.
One of the new Black and White Pokemon is a Ghost-type golem. As close as we're going to get to a giant robot Pokemon, bahaha.
Lol. Drageon, makes me think of an Eevee smoking pot.
needs more laser beams out of the bear eyes
I just fell out of my chair from laughing too hard at comments. Yours was the one that made me fall >> So +1 to you.
This:
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=19&two=20
Manbra, you should be more afraid of it.
Error: Spy types are strictly crabs only.
Oh, I have a good one! :D
A mouse, with electric powers! Now for the name…
how about… Pikachu? :D
I'm so good at this. :3
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=65&two=80
ALABRO
Drageon? How about Drakeon? I wonder what madness would ensue a Normal type evolution of evee. it would be boring but hey why not? We NEED one for every type ever. Metal type evee ftw!
Ok how about this: 1 type: Ninja type, species: Pirate.
I was going to make one called 'dudeskull', It seems like a good name for a gangster pokemon.
What is this?
A Pokemon genetic lab?
Hmmm….
Meme type, video game pokemon
let's call it HALOLZ
Zelda
Steel type*
Personally I want to see the Ghost. Spiriteon?
Step 4:
Send it to Nintendo, cos they're running out of ideas
Nice.
Arcamite
There are ostriches! (Sort of.)
actually it's just Grape.
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=73&two=3
Epic win http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57
this made me piss my pants laughing
nope even I would want this and I usually think fanmades are ugly
and can fly…
dodo actually
Fun fact: I thought of the idea from this old cartoon at 7:09 rel="nofollow">
Why did I even bother posting it? I can't help but share the official image of Mickey Mouse with a GUN intending to shoot and kill a mouse saying "I'll take care of the rest! *wink*"
basicaly a katana pokemon
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=65&two=80
dugdude
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT!
Good god that thing is horrifying. Its worse even then this: http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7610/jesusstri…
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57
Run coward butterape is coming for you!!!
BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
…Hax!
hmm….
…wanna trade?
such b.s…..
you win! I accept that you are indeed my superior in this intellectual battle of wits.
Another reason to not practice sword swallowing. It turns you into that ugly thing 0.o
This is the best Pokemon name in existence.
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57
It's like shiny pokemon but without all the walking for 80 hours straight! Huzzah!
HOLY SHIT! A GIANT RATTATA O_O
TOP FUCKING PERCENTILE!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=79&two=19
Nobody can take a joke these days?
Their shape and the fact that they are speed-based says that they are likely also supposed to be ostriches.
Also, Mightyena is based on a hyena partially.
Sidewinder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-9_Sidewinder
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crotalus_cerastes
Consider your minds blown.
I think that just means you will become the next Pokemon creator. Have fun reviving the fad once it's dead!
Son of a bitch. Nice job. But let me tell you something.
It must be joystick shaped! HUZZAH!
Yeah, I still have one of those.
Okay; businessperson type
gnome pokemon
gnomevestor???
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=14&two=66
Butterape is no match for my kakchop!
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=50&two=79
Digpoke then evolves into http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=51&two=79
Pokemon Team: *pats self on back*
Just about any pokemon with psyduck's face on it is hilarious. Have psyduck as the 2nd pokemon in the pokemon fusion thing -- try it.
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=77&two=6
Ponyizard beats all.
Also…
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=53&two=81
Permite is watching you masturbate.
Execution type, Egg Pokemon
Eggxecutor?
I haven't been back to -1 you if that's what you mean. I suspect the -1 trolls may be at work. Here's a +1!
But a Deoxys couldn't really pass for a mammal… …though the sex offender part could probably be true.
Ground type Eevee? Groud-eon…wait…where have I heard that before…
Rock type spider Pokémon.
Arokhnid, evolves to Rockspyde
Bam.
Damn…it…
still needs dolphins.
I didn't think it was you per-say, but somebody that is overly sensitive to people's feelings and thinks that anything that sounds like an insult instantly is a bad thing, even if it was just a joke.,
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=77&two=6
… Failure.
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=34&two=54
Nidoduck will own your face
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=15&two=73
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=15&two=57 http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=73&two=70 http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=64&two=10
Now try to sleep at night.
And especially beware of FARTON: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=83&two=82
pardon my language but, GOD DAMN YOU TROLLS! whenever a genuinely funny/awsome post is posted, some troll goes, "LOL, totally gonna mess this up," clicks the thumbs down button and pisses me off!
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=43&two=79
one of the last things you want to feel on a sleepover…
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=56&two=74
Derp
Pokemon is probably the most universally played game. Almost everyone has played it!
http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57
anyone?
Type: Digital
Species: Velociraptor
Result: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agumon
I'll trade you for my yellowducky
Really it's this: http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=57&two=75
I thought he's more of Tyrannosaurus.
FEAR POLIBAT http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=43&two=79
Or anything with Zubat's face for that matter
Deal, here is your Female dudeskull.
Corrupted Politician type, Zombie Pokemon.
GO!
Not until you change the name. Dudeskull is a stupid name. Especially for a female.
I say, that is quite an interesting pokemon! I send my heartiest congratulations to you for creating this well-thought creature. Good show!
*Sips Tea*
Well Yellowducky is stupid, I mean it's blue!
These comments need more gay jokes. http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/56/56…
Man-queen! http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/56/56…
Man-fairy!