The Pokéname Game Comic

It’s the hip new game by Caldy that all the kids are playing! Hell it’s even more fun than actually playing Pokémon!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 15, 2010 · 12:56 PM 
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  1. ArmyOfMidgets on October 15th, 2010 1:04 pm

    Is it wrong that i totally want an Ursamagus?

  2. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 1:05 pm

    this is the greatest thing i have ever seen… why havent i seen this before?!

    that wizard bear is great but i cant think of anything that doesnt involve dinosaurs though :-(

  3. Ichiinu on October 15th, 2010 1:08 pm

    Ursamagus uses Magical Mauling. It's super effective!

  4. _Nate_ on October 15th, 2010 1:08 pm

    The sad part to me is that Ursamagus could fit into the new games. It seems about as believable as this guy http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/62
    Sorry about the size of the sprite, the only real image I could find that gets the point across..

  5. smashpro1 on October 15th, 2010 1:10 pm

    Nope. I want one, too

  6. ArmyOfMidgets on October 15th, 2010 1:12 pm

    On its defense, that's a legendary, so of course it looks weird as fuck.
    But there is a megaman boss as a normal pokemon anyway…

  7. ArmyOfMidgets on October 15th, 2010 1:13 pm

    Why is that bad?! Everything needs MORE dinosaurs!

  8. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 1:16 pm

    wait a second

    youre right! :D
    radioactive + stegosaurus

  9. OrionX on October 15th, 2010 1:19 pm

    I put on my bear fur and wizard hat.

  10. Jade Catima on October 15th, 2010 1:22 pm

    Me three.

  11. Darth_Destro on October 15th, 2010 1:24 pm

    All I keep coming up with are robots…

    Robots that Ghost types.

  12. Darkangelsv1 on October 15th, 2010 1:38 pm

    Please Elaborate on that.

  13. Dimomarg on October 15th, 2010 1:38 pm

    of course, you are not allowed to use 4th gen Pokémon as inspiration if you are not fashionably challenged.

  14. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 1:44 pm

    roboo? cybertasm? androgeist?

    the first one should just look like gir from invader zim with a sheet over his head and his feet and eyes visible :-P

  15. Flamerider on October 15th, 2010 1:45 pm

    This game is always fun.
    I actually have a list of my results somewhere.

  16. Shawn Handyside on October 15th, 2010 1:46 pm

    Rocket Type, Snake Pokemon. GO!

  17. ArmyOfMidgets on October 15th, 2010 1:48 pm
  18. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 1:52 pm

    torpent?

  19. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 1:53 pm

    Borrowing Stealing Bungie's name: Snocket.

  20. Darkangelsv1 on October 15th, 2010 1:53 pm

    SNASA. Evolves into GPLong and later into Cobrapollo13

    That was retarded, someone stab me.

  21. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 2:06 pm

    the F is that?!

  22. Flamerider on October 15th, 2010 2:08 pm

    Tyranaquerel.
    Tyrannosaur + Becquerel, a radiation measuring unit.

  23. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 2:10 pm

    stegcurie evolves into tyrannaquerel?

    sweet :D

  24. Flamerider on October 15th, 2010 2:12 pm

    High five bros!

  25. Flamerider on October 15th, 2010 2:22 pm

    Misaddile.
    That's slightly lamer.

  26. Shawn Handyside on October 15th, 2010 2:23 pm

    I declare Snocket the winner… because holy crap SNOCKET

  27. Annonith on October 15th, 2010 2:27 pm

    Ninjaridingmechat-rexarmedwithfebrezemon!

    Yay for outdated 8-bit theater humor!

  28. AuraMaster on October 15th, 2010 2:32 pm

    I want 9001 of them.

  29. dope92 on October 15th, 2010 2:35 pm

    crocket

    (cobra + rocket)

  30. _Nate_ on October 15th, 2010 2:35 pm
  31. ArmyOfMidgets on October 15th, 2010 2:37 pm

    Goisdonic?
    Goisdos the first recorded name of Ghost and tronic a cool robot related word?

  32. ArmyOfMidgets on October 15th, 2010 2:38 pm

    That's them going B^Uckley :(

  33. AuraMaster on October 15th, 2010 2:38 pm

    Looks a bit like Quick Man.

  34. Illius_Nakarou on October 15th, 2010 2:39 pm

    What a bunch of "wiz" kids…

  35. Illius_Nakarou on October 15th, 2010 2:39 pm

    A very high five!

  36. Frankenstrat247 on October 15th, 2010 2:40 pm

    +1 for dr mcninja.

  37. Frankenstrat247 on October 15th, 2010 2:41 pm

    but is he a bad enough mandude to take on team rocket?

  38. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 2:42 pm

    wispy woods? in the kirby games? lol

  39. Illius_Nakarou on October 15th, 2010 2:42 pm

    Obama:can't let you do that snasa http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,519380,00.htm

  40. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 2:43 pm

    i didnt suggest snasa… i suggested torpent… torpedo + serpent

  41. Darkangelsv1 on October 15th, 2010 2:44 pm

    With Metal Man in it.

  42. Darkangelsv1 on October 15th, 2010 2:44 pm

    I read that last one as "Abortion".
    ._.

  43. AuraMaster on October 15th, 2010 2:45 pm

    Spy type, Opossum pokemon.

    Sapossum, evolves into Obossum.

  44. Darkangelsv1 on October 15th, 2010 2:45 pm

    *cue Joey and Tristan*
    TORRPEEEENT!

  45. FungiGamer on October 15th, 2010 2:55 pm

    I meant this kind of wisp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will-o%27-the-wisp
    The Pokemon is a giant tree with an eerie glow emanating from it

    Another group: Bug/Ice Type Centipede/Millipede Pokemon
    Larvice-->Millifreeze-->Centifreeze/Chillopoda (Yes, I already know that millipedes and centipedes are completely different types of insects)

    Actually those sounded pretty awful, so let me throw in two even more uncreative names, a Fighting Type Moose Pokemon with bulging biceps for antlers called Moosle and a Steel/Flying Type Emu Pokemon called Steemu

  46. TehVortex on October 15th, 2010 3:00 pm

    Sex offender type, large hibernating mammal pokemon. Go!

  47. UndeadLex on October 15th, 2010 3:06 pm

    Engineer + Velociraptor = Vengitor
    Evolves to = Vagineer

  48. truegentleman on October 15th, 2010 3:30 pm

    Man, I haven't played Pokemon in years and even I think this is awesome. In fact, I bet a Nintendo employee is reading this right now and realizing that he could have used this to make so many Pokemon.

    For my own, I think…maybe a fire type grass Pokemon. Maybe…

    Pyroyard? Evolves into Blazegarden. Something like this: http://www.csiro.au/images/mediaReleases/grassFir

  49. Alpar on October 15th, 2010 3:34 pm

    Gotta catch 'em all!

  50. Kinockun on October 15th, 2010 3:35 pm

    +1 for the perverted name, lolz

  51. Kinockun on October 15th, 2010 3:36 pm

    Pedobearius? Maybe? yes? no?

  52. Kinockun on October 15th, 2010 3:37 pm

    Gravelape is it's evolved form, yes?

  53. supreme_slayer on October 15th, 2010 3:38 pm
  54. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 3:38 pm

    … yeah ironic isnt it?

  55. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 15th, 2010 3:39 pm

    *4.84 rating*

    Gentlemen, I believe we have a new highest-rated submission.

  56. supreme_slayer on October 15th, 2010 3:39 pm

    You.


    Just kidding.

  57. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 3:45 pm

    On a related note, as of this comment, 7 of the Top 10 submissions are Pokemon! :D

  58. ZegenRuki on October 15th, 2010 3:48 pm

    I did this 10 years ago on the way to Orlando, but the only thing I could think of was a leaf-type evolution of Eevee. It's not like Nintendo would make tha--oh wait.

  59. Darth_Destro on October 15th, 2010 3:49 pm

    I would so want a Moosle. That sounds so awesome. +1 to you.

  60. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 3:49 pm

    Stealing names FTW!

  61. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 15th, 2010 3:51 pm

    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=22&two=6

    Fearizard.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  62. Darth_Destro on October 15th, 2010 3:58 pm

    I read that second one as "cybergasm."
    .
    .
    .
    …. O_o

  63. CoconutHead64 on October 15th, 2010 4:07 pm

    OOH I WANNA PLAY lets see….. my pokmon is called snooki, she's a guido type and it evolves into a itsasnooki with a rare item called MVP

  64. Missinko009 on October 15th, 2010 4:10 pm

    Pokémon: Needs moar dolphins, ostriches, and hyenas.

  65. Peterdivine on October 15th, 2010 4:11 pm

    …Quicksilver man?

  66. Darth_Destro on October 15th, 2010 4:14 pm

    Eventually, there will be an evolution of Eevee for every Type. Personally, I want to see a Dragon-type Eevee. Would that be Drageon?

    That makes it sound like is should be in a dress. With lots of make-up. Dancing on top of a bar. In the "special" part of town.

  67. MasqueNoMercy on October 15th, 2010 4:15 pm

    recolors… in pokemon?

  68. GuessWho666 on October 15th, 2010 4:16 pm

    This isn't original Game Freak has been doing this for years. How else would they have come up with anything past Gen 2.

  69. Virlunae on October 15th, 2010 4:39 pm

    One of the new Black and White Pokemon is a Ghost-type golem. As close as we're going to get to a giant robot Pokemon, bahaha.

  70. Fearow on October 15th, 2010 4:45 pm

    Lol. Drageon, makes me think of an Eevee smoking pot.

  71. Pisko on October 15th, 2010 4:47 pm

    needs more laser beams out of the bear eyes

  72. Fearow on October 15th, 2010 4:47 pm

    I just fell out of my chair from laughing too hard at comments. Yours was the one that made me fall >> So +1 to you.

  73. Acias on October 15th, 2010 4:47 pm
  74. Fearow on October 15th, 2010 4:51 pm

    Manbra, you should be more afraid of it.

  75. Fearow on October 15th, 2010 5:05 pm

    Error: Spy types are strictly crabs only.

  76. XPengooX64 on October 15th, 2010 5:08 pm

    Oh, I have a good one! :D
    A mouse, with electric powers! Now for the name…
    how about… Pikachu? :D
    I'm so good at this. :3

  77. Plaza on October 15th, 2010 5:12 pm
  78. shadow649 on October 15th, 2010 5:16 pm

    Drageon? How about Drakeon? I wonder what madness would ensue a Normal type evolution of evee. it would be boring but hey why not? We NEED one for every type ever. Metal type evee ftw!

  79. shadow649 on October 15th, 2010 5:21 pm

    Ok how about this: 1 type: Ninja type, species: Pirate.

  80. Crazysam10 on October 15th, 2010 5:22 pm

    I was going to make one called 'dudeskull', It seems like a good name for a gangster pokemon.

  81. MasterLuigi452 on October 15th, 2010 5:26 pm

    What is this?
    A Pokemon genetic lab?

  82. Matterisgood on October 15th, 2010 5:41 pm

    Hmmm….
    Meme type, video game pokemon
    let's call it HALOLZ

  83. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 6:37 pm

    Zelda

  84. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 6:39 pm

    Steel type*

    Personally I want to see the Ghost. Spiriteon?

  85. Spartan_Laser on October 15th, 2010 6:40 pm

    Step 4:
    Send it to Nintendo, cos they're running out of ideas

  86. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 6:42 pm

    Nice.

    Arcamite

  87. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 6:46 pm

    There are ostriches! (Sort of.)

  88. TCC on October 15th, 2010 6:47 pm

    actually it's just Grape.

  89. Silas123781 on October 15th, 2010 7:07 pm
  90. werewolfsfury on October 15th, 2010 7:12 pm

    nope even I would want this and I usually think fanmades are ugly

  91. werewolfsfury on October 15th, 2010 7:21 pm

    and can fly…

  92. werewolfsfury on October 15th, 2010 7:24 pm

    dodo actually

  93. FungiGamer on October 15th, 2010 7:28 pm

    Fun fact: I thought of the idea from this old cartoon at 7:09 rel="nofollow">

    Why did I even bother posting it? I can't help but share the official image of Mickey Mouse with a GUN intending to shoot and kill a mouse saying "I'll take care of the rest! *wink*"

  94. werewolfsfury on October 15th, 2010 7:30 pm

    basicaly a katana pokemon

  95. Matterisgood on October 15th, 2010 8:15 pm
  96. Zyquux on October 15th, 2010 8:32 pm

    Step 5: ???
    Step 6: PROFIT!

  97. truegentleman on October 15th, 2010 9:21 pm

    Good god that thing is horrifying. Its worse even then this: http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/7610/jesusstri

  98. smartmonkey on October 15th, 2010 10:03 pm

    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57
    Run coward butterape is coming for you!!!

  99. MattiusThad on October 15th, 2010 11:08 pm

    BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!

  100. MattiusThad on October 15th, 2010 11:09 pm

    …Hax!

  101. Tael on October 15th, 2010 11:42 pm

    hmm….
    …wanna trade?

  102. Tael on October 15th, 2010 11:42 pm

    such b.s…..

  103. shadow649 on October 16th, 2010 12:12 am

    you win! I accept that you are indeed my superior in this intellectual battle of wits.

  104. shadow649 on October 16th, 2010 12:15 am

    Another reason to not practice sword swallowing. It turns you into that ugly thing 0.o

  105. Pinky Teh Ghost on October 16th, 2010 12:16 am

    This is the best Pokemon name in existence.
    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=12&two=57

  106. shadow649 on October 16th, 2010 12:16 am

    It's like shiny pokemon but without all the walking for 80 hours straight! Huzzah!

  107. Pinky Teh Ghost on October 16th, 2010 12:20 am

    HOLY SHIT! A GIANT RATTATA O_O

    TOP FUCKING PERCENTILE!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=79&two=19

  108. supreme_slayer on October 16th, 2010 1:26 am

    Nobody can take a joke these days?

  109. supreme_slayer on October 16th, 2010 1:28 am

    Their shape and the fact that they are speed-based says that they are likely also supposed to be ostriches.
    Also, Mightyena is based on a hyena partially.

  110. Badonk on October 16th, 2010 1:30 am
  111. supreme_slayer on October 16th, 2010 1:31 am

    I think that just means you will become the next Pokemon creator. Have fun reviving the fad once it's dead!

  112. Darkangelsv1 on October 16th, 2010 1:54 am

    Son of a bitch. Nice job. But let me tell you something.
    It must be joystick shaped! HUZZAH!

    Yeah, I still have one of those.

  113. Spartan_Laser on October 16th, 2010 2:09 am

    Okay; businessperson type
    gnome pokemon
    gnomevestor???

  114. GullibleGregory on October 16th, 2010 3:28 am

    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=14&two=66
    Butterape is no match for my kakchop!

  115. Da_Noob on October 16th, 2010 6:46 am
  116. Kirby_Emprer on October 16th, 2010 8:41 am

    Pokemon Team: *pats self on back*

  117. FrEEz on October 16th, 2010 8:52 am

    Just about any pokemon with psyduck's face on it is hilarious. Have psyduck as the 2nd pokemon in the pokemon fusion thing -- try it.

  118. Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 16th, 2010 9:04 am

    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=77&two=6

    Ponyizard beats all.

    Also…
    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=53&two=81

    Permite is watching you masturbate.

  119. AxeManJack on October 16th, 2010 10:11 am

    Execution type, Egg Pokemon
    Eggxecutor?

  120. TehVortex on October 16th, 2010 10:38 am

    I haven't been back to -1 you if that's what you mean. I suspect the -1 trolls may be at work. Here's a +1!

  121. TehVortex on October 16th, 2010 10:42 am

    But a Deoxys couldn't really pass for a mammal… …though the sex offender part could probably be true.

  122. TehVortex on October 16th, 2010 10:48 am

    Ground type Eevee? Groud-eon…wait…where have I heard that before…

  123. Regnillid on October 16th, 2010 11:38 am

    Rock type spider Pokémon.

    Arokhnid, evolves to Rockspyde

    Bam.

  124. Missinko009 on October 16th, 2010 1:20 pm

    Damn…it…

    still needs dolphins.

  125. supreme_slayer on October 16th, 2010 2:59 pm

    I didn't think it was you per-say, but somebody that is overly sensitive to people's feelings and thinks that anything that sounds like an insult instantly is a bad thing, even if it was just a joke.,

  126. Jade Catima on October 16th, 2010 3:10 pm
  127. Frankenstrat247 on October 16th, 2010 3:26 pm

    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=34&two=54

    Nidoduck will own your face

  128. Master_Vir on October 17th, 2010 1:58 am
  129. died70 on October 17th, 2010 2:55 am

    pardon my language but, GOD DAMN YOU TROLLS! whenever a genuinely funny/awsome post is posted, some troll goes, "LOL, totally gonna mess this up," clicks the thumbs down button and pisses me off!

  130. Frankenstrat247 on October 17th, 2010 3:45 am

    http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=43&two=79

    one of the last things you want to feel on a sleepover…

  131. YourPalHal on October 17th, 2010 4:57 am
  132. BoxeyBrown on October 17th, 2010 5:47 am

    Pokemon is probably the most universally played game. Almost everyone has played it!

  133. BoxeyBrown on October 17th, 2010 5:52 am
  134. BoxeyBrown on October 17th, 2010 5:56 am

    Type: Digital
    Species: Velociraptor

    Result: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agumon

  135. Aboithagameboi on October 17th, 2010 12:27 pm

    I'll trade you for my yellowducky

  136. Silas123781 on October 17th, 2010 2:46 pm
  137. Zyquux on October 17th, 2010 3:45 pm

    I thought he's more of Tyrannosaurus.

  138. spikkle on October 17th, 2010 9:19 pm

    FEAR POLIBAT http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/?one=43&two=79

    Or anything with Zubat's face for that matter

  139. Crazysam10 on October 18th, 2010 6:07 pm

    Deal, here is your Female dudeskull.

  140. General_Asshat on October 19th, 2010 5:29 pm

    Corrupted Politician type, Zombie Pokemon.
    GO!

  141. Aboithagameboi on October 19th, 2010 7:40 pm

    Not until you change the name. Dudeskull is a stupid name. Especially for a female.

  142. Jenkinsc37 on October 19th, 2010 8:20 pm

    I say, that is quite an interesting pokemon! I send my heartiest congratulations to you for creating this well-thought creature. Good show!

    *Sips Tea*

  143. Crazysam10 on October 21st, 2010 12:51 pm

    Well Yellowducky is stupid, I mean it's blue!

  144. Peterdivine on November 30th, 2010 3:06 pm

    These comments need more gay jokes. http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/56/56
    Man-queen! http://alexonsager.net/pokemon/images/fused/56/56
    Man-fairy!

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