You can’t argue with the results. Those sexy, SEXY results!
By Kyle S.
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Categories: Chillaxin', Fashion Faux Pas, PC, Playstation, Science/Math, Secret Items, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Tips & Tricks, Valve Software, Weird, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
So that's how Heavy got his Elvis hair!
Umm, you forgot to mention cloaking watches and car battery shields. and gloves.
I heartily object. There are 50 slots there. Four have Jarate, and four have Sandviches. That means there were only 42 smelted weapons!!!
Sorry, you're denouncing logic on Halolz?
What happens when Crafting System gets its peelz.
Funny, I tried the same thing and lost hair. Luckily, I used a fake beard to make a pile of hats to cover it.
Sorry, but you have to pay Blizz….er… Valve to get these items.
tried it. all I got was a… brain… sucking slug.
you said object and didn't have in all caps, with the suffix "-ion" and with a few exclamation points after it, I revoke your meme liscense.
Poor thing's gonna starve.
That's a joke! I kid with Dimomarg!
That is one sexy mother--
Random women: SHUT YO MOUTH!
AM: I'm only talkin' 'bout Demoman!
RW: Then we can dig it.
someone actually made a funny stupidity joke? wow.
… I FEED IT MAD MILK
It also makes a brilliant Hat Dissolver.
But by then, the helmet hair doesn't matter.
OBJECTION!!!!!! that's better.
So, a bunch of metal made of piss, sandviches, energy drinks, fishes, some milk from mad cows, shield made out of a friggin crocodile, and some chocolate were used to craft a hat-stealing hat? GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Diglett?
Doug what are you doing here?
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u38/Turbo_Levi…
You could say crafting is a growing trend.
Comment derailment successful. Well done, gentlemen.
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=435031…
rel="nofollow">GameboyPATH leveled up! Zyquux leveled up! killercartoons leveled up!
(Yes, I know their names are too long, but it doesn't look right otherwise.)
Enjoy it while you can Demoman. Heavy's gonna find out about those missing Sandviches eventually.
Oh god! Is that Sasha?!
That joke has been around for a long time >>
You're a hair's breadth away from creating tangle of puns that everyone will want to stache away somewhere deep within the archives, never to bother anyone again.
There's a new crafting element in TF2? Does this mean my dreams are finally coming true?! I can finally make… a cane?
…Ok, why are some of you looking at me like that. Not everything about me is zombies you know (though I wonder if I could create a hollowed cane that would be a stealthy way to deliver the zombie serum to nearby passerbys. Must make note of this for later).
Can't believe nobody noticed this….
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*license
Logic? In a TF2 Halolz submission?
Well, at least your growing enthusiasm won't be shaved short….
If that makes a hair of sense.
I took a wooden bat and combined it with some iron bars to make a fish.
I took a jar of urine and combined it with an axe wrapped in barbed wire to make an even bigger axe that dates back to the Middle Ages.
And I took seventy-three jars of piss, three chocolate bars, eight odd healing tubes, two cursed swords, fifty double barrel shotguns, seven sandwiches, and a bottle of milk to make a death ray capable of nuking Badwater Basin. And it dispenses doves.
You could say the demo knows what is a BOOM on sales
By long time, do you mean Futurama. Or was it on something before that?
Its…actually not as likely as you think. *Points to baldness and hats made out of urine*
It's been around since anyone's elementary school years (the punchline, anyway, with variations of the joke).
Look at your demoman, then back at mine…
Reading this while listening to Pursuit is just about the most nerdgasmic experience I've ever encountered on the internets. Thank you, you two, for your services to humanity.
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… OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! I get it!
Sadly, he is not my Demoman.
This game considers baldness a hat. I can assure you that TF2 hats and logic shall never entwine. Anyone or anything so much as hinting otherwise is but a ruse.
Unspeakable things.
hey yo alpar, I'm really happy for ya, and imma let you finish, but I am(not) the best grammar nazi of all time. OF ALL TIME.
but he could be if he used world's best hair growth formula.
I would have thumbs'd up if you had more shades, and all caps "yeah"
THATS all i need to get hair?
my basement stash shall finaaly come in handy!
And not Jarate-scented body washes.
the jarate is the active ingredient, but you have to let it age into vintage jarate, when it really makes the hair stand on end.
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Look down. Look up. Where are you? You're in 2fort with the Demoman you Demoman could be.
You're wrong.
If you pay for them then you can't craft them -- your argument is invalid.
OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!! I am wearing the magic armor, my friend, and I *do* have the rupees, leaving me immune to your grammar hammer.—
Huh…I don't think the math adds up there.
Assuming he manages to craft everything without anything left out,
that's 25 scrap.
25 scrap makes eight reclaimed (With one scrap left out)
and Eight reclaimed leaves two refined and two reclaimed.
So he needs at least TWO more craftable items to make that hat.
THE LIES! OH GOD THE LIES! TF2 IS RUINED FOREVER!!!
What's in my hand? Stickybombs stuck to keys for that crate you have. Look down, now back up
The keys are now DIAMONDS.
*has not even had that many weapons yet*