WORLD'S BEST HAIR GROWTH FORMULA!

You can’t argue with the results. Those sexy, SEXY results!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2010 · 9:13 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (249 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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52 Responses to “WORLD’S BEST HAIR GROWTH FORMULA!”

  1. Miles on October 5th, 2010 9:23 am

    So that's how Heavy got his Elvis hair!

  2. Miles on October 5th, 2010 9:24 am

    Umm, you forgot to mention cloaking watches and car battery shields. and gloves.

  3. Leo E. on October 5th, 2010 9:25 am

    I heartily object. There are 50 slots there. Four have Jarate, and four have Sandviches. That means there were only 42 smelted weapons!!!

  4. spikkle on October 5th, 2010 9:36 am

    Sorry, you're denouncing logic on Halolz?

  5. spikkle on October 5th, 2010 9:37 am

    What happens when Crafting System gets its peelz.

  6. ZegenRuki on October 5th, 2010 9:41 am

    Funny, I tried the same thing and lost hair. Luckily, I used a fake beard to make a pile of hats to cover it.

  7. FlareKitsu on October 5th, 2010 9:49 am

    Sorry, but you have to pay Blizz….er… Valve to get these items.

  8. Dimomarg on October 5th, 2010 10:04 am

    tried it. all I got was a… brain… sucking slug.

  9. daleth1234 on October 5th, 2010 11:00 am

    you said object and didn't have in all caps, with the suffix "-ion" and with a few exclamation points after it, I revoke your meme liscense.

  10. AuraMaster on October 5th, 2010 11:08 am

    Poor thing's gonna starve.

    That's a joke! I kid with Dimomarg!

  11. AuraMaster on October 5th, 2010 11:11 am

    That is one sexy mother--
    Random women: SHUT YO MOUTH!
    AM: I'm only talkin' 'bout Demoman!
    RW: Then we can dig it.

  12. Dimomarg on October 5th, 2010 11:20 am

    someone actually made a funny stupidity joke? wow.
    … I FEED IT MAD MILK

  13. Flamerider on October 5th, 2010 11:37 am

    It also makes a brilliant Hat Dissolver.
    But by then, the helmet hair doesn't matter.

  14. daleth1234 on October 5th, 2010 11:38 am

    OBJECTION!!!!!! that's better.

  15. Vlauer on October 5th, 2010 11:48 am

    So, a bunch of metal made of piss, sandviches, energy drinks, fishes, some milk from mad cows, shield made out of a friggin crocodile, and some chocolate were used to craft a hat-stealing hat? GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

  16. GameboyPATH on October 5th, 2010 12:11 pm

    Diglett?

  17. killercartoons on October 5th, 2010 12:30 pm

    Doug what are you doing here?
    http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u38/Turbo_Levi

  18. Link4all on October 5th, 2010 1:00 pm

    You could say crafting is a growing trend.

  19. GameboyPATH on October 5th, 2010 1:29 pm

    Comment derailment successful. Well done, gentlemen.

  20. Annonith on October 5th, 2010 1:31 pm
  21. Zyquux on October 5th, 2010 2:11 pm

    rel="nofollow">GameboyPATH leveled up! Zyquux leveled up! killercartoons leveled up!

    (Yes, I know their names are too long, but it doesn't look right otherwise.)

  22. Axel_X on October 5th, 2010 2:11 pm

    Enjoy it while you can Demoman. Heavy's gonna find out about those missing Sandviches eventually.

    Oh god! Is that Sasha?!

  23. supreme_slayer on October 5th, 2010 2:12 pm

    That joke has been around for a long time >>

  24. TheAceOfSkulls on October 5th, 2010 2:39 pm

    You're a hair's breadth away from creating tangle of puns that everyone will want to stache away somewhere deep within the archives, never to bother anyone again.

  25. TheAceOfSkulls on October 5th, 2010 2:42 pm

    There's a new crafting element in TF2? Does this mean my dreams are finally coming true?! I can finally make… a cane?

    …Ok, why are some of you looking at me like that. Not everything about me is zombies you know (though I wonder if I could create a hollowed cane that would be a stealthy way to deliver the zombie serum to nearby passerbys. Must make note of this for later).

  26. Alpar on October 5th, 2010 3:19 pm

    Can't believe nobody noticed this….

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    *license

  27. Alpar on October 5th, 2010 3:28 pm

    Logic? In a TF2 Halolz submission?

  28. Miles on October 5th, 2010 3:36 pm

    Well, at least your growing enthusiasm won't be shaved short….
    If that makes a hair of sense.

  29. FoxyMayo on October 5th, 2010 4:06 pm

    I took a wooden bat and combined it with some iron bars to make a fish.

    I took a jar of urine and combined it with an axe wrapped in barbed wire to make an even bigger axe that dates back to the Middle Ages.

    And I took seventy-three jars of piss, three chocolate bars, eight odd healing tubes, two cursed swords, fifty double barrel shotguns, seven sandwiches, and a bottle of milk to make a death ray capable of nuking Badwater Basin. And it dispenses doves.

  30. MrRaccoon on October 5th, 2010 4:45 pm

    You could say the demo knows what is a BOOM on sales

  31. Fearow on October 5th, 2010 5:26 pm

    By long time, do you mean Futurama. Or was it on something before that?

  32. DM1293 on October 5th, 2010 5:44 pm

    Its…actually not as likely as you think. *Points to baldness and hats made out of urine*

  33. GameboyPATH on October 5th, 2010 6:05 pm

    It's been around since anyone's elementary school years (the punchline, anyway, with variations of the joke).

  34. KamikazeGible on October 5th, 2010 6:18 pm

    Look at your demoman, then back at mine…

  35. spikkle on October 5th, 2010 7:08 pm

    Reading this while listening to Pursuit is just about the most nerdgasmic experience I've ever encountered on the internets. Thank you, you two, for your services to humanity.

  36. A_Creative_Name on October 5th, 2010 8:04 pm






    … OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! I get it!

  37. A_Creative_Name on October 5th, 2010 8:12 pm

    Sadly, he is not my Demoman.

  38. A_Creative_Name on October 5th, 2010 8:18 pm

    This game considers baldness a hat. I can assure you that TF2 hats and logic shall never entwine. Anyone or anything so much as hinting otherwise is but a ruse.

  39. A_Creative_Name on October 5th, 2010 8:23 pm

    Unspeakable things.

  40. daleth1234 on October 5th, 2010 9:00 pm

    hey yo alpar, I'm really happy for ya, and imma let you finish, but I am(not) the best grammar nazi of all time. OF ALL TIME.

  41. daleth1234 on October 5th, 2010 9:03 pm

    but he could be if he used world's best hair growth formula.

  42. daleth1234 on October 5th, 2010 9:04 pm

    I would have thumbs'd up if you had more shades, and all caps "yeah"

  43. shazbot32 on October 5th, 2010 9:53 pm

    THATS all i need to get hair?
    my basement stash shall finaaly come in handy!

  44. IndianCHAN on October 5th, 2010 11:00 pm

    And not Jarate-scented body washes.

  45. Frankenstrat247 on October 6th, 2010 1:44 am

    the jarate is the active ingredient, but you have to let it age into vintage jarate, when it really makes the hair stand on end.

  46. Mentlegen on October 6th, 2010 4:48 am

    Edgeworthnope.gif

  47. TheAceOfSkulls on October 6th, 2010 8:04 am

    Look down. Look up. Where are you? You're in 2fort with the Demoman you Demoman could be.

  48. A_R_ on October 6th, 2010 8:12 am

    You're wrong.
    If you pay for them then you can't craft them -- your argument is invalid.

  49. daleth1234 on October 27th, 2010 9:05 pm

    OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!! I am wearing the magic armor, my friend, and I *do* have the rupees, leaving me immune to your grammar hammer.—

  50. Gamegeneral on November 22nd, 2010 2:38 pm

    Huh…I don't think the math adds up there.
    Assuming he manages to craft everything without anything left out,
    that's 25 scrap.
    25 scrap makes eight reclaimed (With one scrap left out)
    and Eight reclaimed leaves two refined and two reclaimed.
    So he needs at least TWO more craftable items to make that hat.
    THE LIES! OH GOD THE LIES! TF2 IS RUINED FOREVER!!!

  51. Gamegeneral on November 22nd, 2010 2:41 pm

    What's in my hand? Stickybombs stuck to keys for that crate you have. Look down, now back up
    The keys are now DIAMONDS.

  52. AManWithACloak on May 12th, 2011 10:54 pm

    *has not even had that many weapons yet*

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