IT’S SATURDAY! TIME FOR MANLY MEN DOING EXTREME MANLY HIGH FIVES FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2010 · 3:32 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Oh wow, I miss that show :c
THIS PICTURES TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE OVER 9000!!!
SHAWN YOU COMMENT IS NOT MANLY ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
Mah Bois, THIS… IS… EPIC!!
WHOA!!
I'm sorry, this is too epic for words.
*Shed's one manly tear.*
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Immediately what I thought of after seeing this picture.
Then Falcon goes "HYES" and reminds everyone of his B-up move
So, it's like Rock Paper Scissors.
Except Snake is paper, Kamina is rock, and Falcon is Pawnch.
In case you didn't guess, Pawnch beats everything.
Falcon…. HIGH FIVE! Everything on the planet just came. And exploded. At the same time.
CAMEPLODED!!!!!
How did Cpt Falcon give them a high five without breaking their hands in 136 places?
I swear that the first place I looked was Captain Falcon's ass. Its just so…I mean…an ass that kicks you, I guess? I mean wow. That thing looks dangerous.
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I'll have you know, sir, that I like women. Its why I dress like one.
I feel like Kamina needs to be in Brawl now.
An internet goes to you my good sir. And a +1. On a motorcycle.
Stupid sexy Falcon…
"and there was much rejoicing when the manliness wave turned every RPG pretty boy into a MAN!"
Would "dat ass" be appropriate here?
"And now, a toast! To Captain Falcon, a manly man full of man."
I am insulted good sir! http://myfacewhen.com/i/435.jpg
Nothing grows more chest hair than RPG's!!!!
Are you suggesting Captain Falcon isn't capable of constraining his own awesome powers enough so that two of the most manliest mortals could bask in his glory?
We're just missing a few other people for the party. Kratos is late because its his ten o'clock brooding time….and he's got a photo shoot for courage Kratos at noon.
Gary Motherfucking Oak is too busy with trolling the Kantō region, and getting laid to show up.
Heavy Weapons Guy is at subway with Medic, trying to catch up on things since the prom incident. Likewise Soldier is too busy stuffing his fourteen feet worth of guts back into himself.
Duke Nukem is FINALLY working; he's not wasting this opportunity to kick ass and chew bubblegum, when he can actually afford to do both.
Pyramid Head wasn't invited due to rape urges.
I don't think it worked for Raiden….he just became a cybernetic ninja of emoness. Who hangs around a killer vampire made out of nanomachines. Who likes licking Raiden's white stuff off his blade.
I'll shut up now.
There is more testosterone in those 15 fingers than in the rest of the universe!
I still say this is missing an explosion in the background. Comeon Falcon, I'm sure at least Snake could have some contrived way of surviving it!
this moment they all reach the highest point possible.
HYES and all
just to get hit by a care bear stare
*Looks at avatar*
I rest my case
Shortly afterwards the universe exploded.
+1's ON MOTORCYCLES!
THIS IS JUST IN +1'S ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
The new cardboard box: now completely explosion-proof! order yours today!
My God this FINALLY got posted.
Also, that's how the univers was born.
*tempted to simply answer NOPE.gif*
http://neoshinka.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/tear…
The world just exploded…again,
there were no survivors.
This just in
+1 on MOTORCYCLES!!!! =O
Even the rocks came?
This reply should be +9001 by now. why has it not been voted upon?
You have my approval sir.
Oh, but you did miss one thing.
francis is at his weekly hate listing.
Nick is teaching a sarcasm class.
Mario's saving the f*cking princess. AGAIN.
Luigi was… who's Luigi again?
~Neck broken by Luigi ninja~
YEAH TOAST
HYES TOAST.
This is a vision of the future.
After this existence gave up on doing anything due to the sheer untoppable awesome.
Kamina confirmed for Brawl!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Five weeks later I realize I forgot the l. Derp.
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all!
+1's on motorbikes
EVERYTHING.
+1!!
Eh wah?
WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTA-
*explodes from too much awesome*
Bowser is fucking the princess. AGAIN.
…what? Everybody's thinking it. I'm just saying it.
ESPECIALLY THE ROCKS.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nX6iWPaSvqU/SYcTZJEOPOI…
Courtesy of Dr. McNinja
Bruce Lee and Billy Mays are too busy attending the war with Heaven against Hell.
Who else did we miss?
(PewnyPL fail)
And within the next 50 mile radius, every man got impregnated, and every woman was cured of lung cancer, PMS, and proceeded to explode.
Because that's where babies come from.
The only known technique to defeat Chuck Norris.
Wouldn't that make Kamina the weakest, because Falcon beats both of them, Snake beats Kamina, and Kamina has no sciccors to beat?
Wolf: can't let you high fiv… *disintegration*
All three of them: Nope.
He's only saying that to piss me off
His Taunts would most likely be him saying JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!!!!
This looks like the cast for The Expendables. ONLY MANLIER!
Now Imagine a Falcon Pawnch empowered Giga Drill Breaker.
This picture is so manly all who gaze upon it instantly grow a beard and their testosterone levels are quadrupled.
Now we can be sure that everyone on Halolz is now a man. Forever.
And is final smash would logically be a GIGA DRILL BREAKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better than all of Snake's taunts.
OBJECTION!!
Gun beats everything.
Strong together, united forever, they're the best of friends…
This is so manly, my head just exploded, reformed, exploded, and reformed again and again. Twice. While shitting my pants. That are on the wall. All while growing chest hairs. On my neck.
AND THE TREES.
Sir, you now get +1 for that comment.
Wolf is too busy not letting the Mudkipz get to the high fifteen circle…
Anyone who didn't rate this submission 5 stars will now get a Stealthy Giga Drill PAWNCH to the face.
My body was not ready
-asplode-
Propelled by Snake's Nikita.
EVEN CHAD FROM ACCOUNTING?
It's over 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Wolf doesn't get to attend anyway. Falcon is the only man who can deny Wolf.
Chuck Norris isn't invited because he didn't want to cry at the sight of real men and provide the cure to cancer….and the fact that Bruce Lee might be there.
Iron Tager is trying to explain to those clowns that magnets are NOT miracles, they are SCIENCE
Bang Shishigame is perfecting his technique of "pretending" to fall on his face to catch the enemy off guard
Gordon Freeman is taking a sign language class
And Zelos is courting like 8 chicks at once.
I think that's everyone…
Male Shepard couldn't be there because in addition to ME3, he's too busy having sex with 30 different women across the galaxy, 22 of which aren't humans. Oh, and he's whoring his voice out to stores on the Citadel and engaging in an epic battle of "Shepard. Wrex."
Samuel L. Jackson couldn't be there because, and I quote, "I'm tired of these motherfucking high fives on my motherfucking Halolz!" Then he took out his purple lightsaber and demanded to know what Marsellus Wallace looked like.
Leonidas couldn't be there because it wasn't Sparta.
Batman couldn't be there for unnamed reasons. When we asked why he told us he didn't have to answer. When we asked why that was he responded "Because I'm the goddamn Batman!"
Alpar, I 1+'ed…
*chuckle*
Chad: AHHHHHHH!
ESPECIALLY CHAD FROM ACCOUNTING!
TAKE THAT!
Chuck Norris… bitch.
Only because they weren't OMYGODMETALGEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!
And how it will eventually die.
What about when Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all come out of nowhere lightning fast?
I'm told they kick Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
I believe there are 6 more places in that scene with more testosterone.
…Their eyes, the windows to the soul. And their souls are so manly that without being contained by their earthly bodies, they would destroy the very fabric of space time (Luckily all of them are healthy and wel- wait… OH FU-). What the hell were you all thinking about?
Aye, my good little… Tingle…
Captain Awesome? Do… Do I have to touch his awesome button?
Then the universe ended at that exact place and time.
For at that exact moment, a black hole of awesome was formed. It crushed the university into a singularity of awesome followed by a Big Bang of awesome. Then a universe of only Falcon Punches was born.
Sorry, incomplete without this: http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/21/manly-cloud/
I just had a bro-gasm of epic proportions…
No one has mentioned, SAXTON HALE.
Are you kidding? Guy is NEVER in one place for any longer than five seconds. If he isn't killing something every few minutes, or doing a manly, highly dangerous stunt, its not a good day for him.
Sides which, Little Mac might think he's Von Kaiser and get into a fist fight with him at the punch bowl.
Why must Snake always be in a box.
Forgot to mention: Kevin Butler. Couldn't be there because he's seducing your family, hiding the body of the kid that tried to take his job, growing another mustache, and angering another country, all while having future terrorists bid on his SPACE WEAPONS.
tears fell into my beer..
But when trouble's about, you'd best watch out…
For the Manly-Men
Where the hell are Link and Ganondorf in this picture? Those two are drinking buddies.
HOLD IT! I'm no bastard! I'm Bruce Lee!
THIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!
Simple, these are Captain Douglas' best friends, upon whom he bestows manliness on par with his. Falcon emmits power to those he trusts, and can use this same ability to cancel out Wolf.
WE ACCIDENTLY THE UNIVERSE!
You sir obviously have heard of the previous Capt. Falcon. Bruce Lee.
Because he is destined to be in the box.
Compared to these three, the Expendables cast looks like a bunch of shaved pussy… cats.
Except for the females on the site. They become beautiful sirens with ability to rip steel girders in half. They are also freed from the Wolfite prison known as the "Kitchen". these women also gain giant breasts.
You guys also forgot that Snake laced Nikita/Drill/Pawnch with claymore mines and C4. Thus making every keyboard on the planet sticky.
They would stare back at the care bear and summon Scout Pilgrim to kill the beast.
And Drills and C4.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!
+1 on wheelie bikes?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??!!!
Its almost as if he and boxes have some sort of instinctual bond…that whenever he's in a box, Solid Snake will be comforted by the dark, protective insides….
BRB SOMETHING CAME UP.
YOURS IS A DRILL THAT WILL FALCON PUNCH THE METAL GEAR!
No, You accidentaly a meme.
god, that was terrible.
heheheh. +1 to you, good… playing card?
I heard it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw!
With civilians looking on in total awe.
Damn The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny…
The women may be freed, but they cannot leave.
1. Wolf can't let them do that.
2. Who will make sandwiches for all the men?
TOO MANLY!! *head explodes*
HOLY CRAP 68 e-peen! :O
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss hhhee dddddiiid………..
Lul, 9000. You should do stand-up.
WHAAAT?! METAL…GEAR?!
It…can't be… >=O
FALCON: I AM FULL OF MAN AND I AM COMING FOR YOU!
And, finally, The Most Interesting Man Alive.
Don't you remember the rules of anime? Swords almost ALWAYS beat guns. Even if they're only wood.
Link on a MANLY high five? I don't think so…
No. Giga Drill Breaker empowered by Falcon Pawnch and assisted by Snake.
Kamina pilots and activates Giga Drill Breaker, Falcon jumps up behind the drill (HYES!) and punches it from behind, this causing it to burst into flames and triple speed, then Snake pops out of the cockpit he somehow snuck into, and throws C4 over the opponent's head, exploding perfectly in time BEHIND the opponent just as Falcon Giga Drill Breaker pierces the enemy's midsection.
Super Falcon Gear Tengen Toppa Dai Gurren Lagann Pawncher (with C4 and pistol accessory)
He doesn't usually do high fives, but when he does, he prefers real people.
I guess Snake finally worked up the nerve to look happy.
And the Captain said: Let there be aweseme!
GRAMMER HAMMER!
universe*
Scott Pilgrim is busy in a Canadian arcade. He has to blow all that change somehow.
Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone!
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The only reason Captain Falcon's arm is in his face, is that if we were to see it's super powerful manley-awesomeness, we would explode.
Also, with nobody to make sandviches the Heavy will spiral into a depression thus eliminating thousands of potential jokes that could sustain Halolz and, as such, the website would slowly fade into nothingness.
AS DID THE CLOUDS.
THEY EJACULATED A DOUBLE RAINBOW.
it was so intense!
Double rainbow all the way,
Ejaculating from the sky oh oh oh oh!
METAL… JEER?!
It's so bright and vivid! Oh my god!!!
Frank West couldn't be there because he's covering wars y'know.
Silly people, only Heavy knows his secret family recipe for the untimate snadvich.
CRAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBB BATTTTTTTTTTTLEEEEEEEEEE
Sooooo EPIC!!!
-Head explodes, reassembles, then implodes out of sheer awesomeness-
War's got something to do for Church.
The Belmonts are paying for all those candles they broke.
Samus is in the Kitchen.
And of course, the Light Warriors are destroying a small settlement.
Did someone say "Kamina in brawl"? http://www.brawlsnapshots.com/snapshots/169616
-sans the pikachu-
PREPOSTERONE!
Well I know I'm certainly not the representation of an evil corporation disguising themselves as a pharmaceutical company that gets its profits from viral weaponary, military technology, and other illicit means, and is fixated on global domination of a new breed of humans. Nope, none of that here.
Whether it's laughable or irrational
This is the path that ALL great men walk!
If there's a wall in our way, we'll destroy it!
If there's no road, we'll pave it with our own hands!
The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames!
The perfect fusion: GURREN-LAGANN!
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
Honestly, only Bill and Ted were required. The rest just showed up to make it happen faster.
According to rumors, the fight raged on for a century. Many lives were claimed, but eventually a champion stood. The rest saw their better: Mr. Roger in a bloodstained sweater.
Need I bring up the female (or very feminine male) cosplayers?
Epic high five
I don't always jump up and high-five… but when I do, I high-five Captain Falcon, Snake, and Kamina all at once.
Stay manly my friends.
These tears are already shed.
Meanwhile, the Hero of Time is on a Horse.
And his reincarnation is on a boat.
I love Gurren Lagann, F Zero, and Metal Gear, and when i saw this i thought OH SHIT THE WORLD IS GONNA EXPLODE OH GOD!
~We're the three best friends that anybody could have~
Talk about a manly Trinity Power!
Christopher Walken is off demanding more cowbell, “Wierd Al” Yankovic is watching television, and Freddie Mercury is performing for God. There, now that’s everyone.
and his OTHER reincarnation is on a train and a plane… and maybe a valley… I don't know.
… CDI… urges.. overloading… YOU WILL DIE!!!* explodes do to creeper* Ok I got better. I bet someone will post a TVtropes link here… *looks a the page refreshed.*
… SHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAWWWWWN!!!!
I just copyrighted that..
METAL GEAR LAUNCHES NUKES?!?! HOW CAN IT HOLD THAT AND NOT SET IT OFF!
nope.avi
he has a driiiiillllllllllllllll…
still there eh?
…*looks at Chuck Norris.* your both wrong… IT'S LIKE A FOREST!!!!! AAAAGH!
I CAN'T LET YOU- *disintergrate* HOLY COW YOUR RIGHT! … can he do that to the others… *points a clones*
… I say that he is an evil corporation… that will kill us all with zombies… and it's named umbrella… and that the Boss is named Wesker. was I on the nose?
You also forgot the A Team
no one invited them because no one remembers them