The three tenants of Homer’s creed: “Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent”, “Hide in plain sight” and “Do not compromise the Brotherhood.” Of course all of these can be ignored when donuts are involved.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 16, 2010 · 10:20 AM
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Homer's Creed II: Bartair
For this, you shall die.
stupid sexy flanders… he must die!
Watch your back, Homer. There's a Spy-der Pig!
"Behold, the Piece of Ede- Homer."
"Myef?"
"Why are you eating it?"
Donuts are true, everything is possible
Cakes are lie, nothing is possible.
I C WUT U DID THERE
Tip #1 of survival: Never steal Homer's donuts.
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Wow first "TF2 /dance", now this masterpiece… It surely is a good day for Halolz fans.
Maybe, just once, someone will call him ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
For DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
D'oh!
And since donuts were originally made to be small cakes… does that mean the donuts are a lie?
There's a typo. It should read "Homer's Greed"
But can he swing from a web?
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. "
I think the show made it clear that Homer couldn't even run 100 meters… how would he even jump up 6 feet in the air? (Unless he is actually falling down that kind of slab on the left…)
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything I know is a LIE!!!
No he can't, he's a pig.
Though shalt not deny Homer a donut.
The REAL funny part is that since Assassin's Creed is just a simulation, the donuts they're fighting for don't exist.
So tu put it simply, Donuts are like cake. They are a LIE
No, just small fibs with holes in them.
You don't need to be a pig to backstab and sap, now DO YOU?!
Grandpa: My Homer is not an assassin. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, an assassin, but he is not a porn star.
Even better -- it can swing from TEH INTERWEBS!
You don't need to be a pig to work here.
But it helps.
A wizard did it!
"Assassin's Creed is just a simulation"
-Roflcopter419
Thaaat explains everything!
O RLY?
I think Wolf is a pig and won't let him do that.
Homer is not an assassin, he is a fatassin (or fat ass assassin)
Can't let you prevent Spy-der Pig from doing that, Wolf!
And donut holes are lies within themselves as they are actually balls.
Crafty chefs & their batter…
Signatures: We Need Them.
You know what? I kinda wish I had a monocle on MY avatar now…lol maybe when I get to 100epeen? It's my goal!!!
DAT ASS-assin
Like all assasins, Homer sacrificed one of his fingers in order to use the Hidden Blade….Wait shouldn't he have just three fingers then? :0
Was it the Wizards of the Coast?
Which means that Leo is right and the donuts are a lie.
Well we all knew this.
For donuts, Honer would kill.
lololololololoololololo i get it :l
IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING!!!
GRAMMAR BALL GO!!!
*Homer
I don't mean to brag, I don't want to boast, as for me, I like TOAST.
FOR THE SPRINKLES!!! (>:3)
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "SILENCE!!!! I keel you!"
I really could not think of a better quote for this.
Kudos, you sly, magnificent bastard
^What he said.
He's not an assassin, Grandpa, he's a crazed gunman!
FRENCH TOAST! -Holds up two repeating crossbows and guns down the area-
It's not the first time I'm called that =b
one's a profession and the other is mental sickness!
they dont do much
Starring Professor Frink as Leonardo Da Vinci.
But we didn't bring light to your lair! D:
Oh noes I am defeated!
Amazing how this did not come from Matt Groening himself, looking that real.
He must not be THAT good of an assassin considering he replaced all of his throwing knives with chocolate bars.
On another note:
Well, it looks like this story…
*glasses*
…was full of holes.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Smithers, who is that clumsy fool?
This is…..
Purely amazing.
Indeed it is! +1 all around! HUZZAH!!!
Missinko009 caught a wild Lucario!
Would you like to name him? YES
Miles Prowe--
(*DAMN, too many characters. Stupid 10 character limit…)
Ah well…Miles it is.
Da Da Da Da DAAAA!!! *Zelda sound*
Oh, wait, I already have a Lucario…ah well…RELEASE!!!
Not if Leonardo Da Vinci made the blade this time.
In the first game, the Crusaders are Health and Safety officials that are surveying Krusty Burger and Lard Lad's
TYPO-NO-JUSTSU!
*To
On a stiiiiick?
Nope. You need to be a frog.
Matt Groening? Koreans animate The Simpsons, or some part of it, if I remember…
Apparently you get the rights to the Gentlemen's club and to wearing a monocle and top hat at 69 E-peen. Some people cheat. But Wolf won't let you do that.
As a side note, I'll have to open the Gentlegirls (Ladies still sound too passive-rescuable-princess-tool) club with inverted tophats and double-monocles.
Close. It has to be a toad. http://pahcfiles.com/pahc/blackeyes/hypnotoad.gif
……..
*stands at the far end of a shooting range*
Gentlemen.
I have posted a comment proven false on the Internet.
You know what must be done.
*Puts on blindfold*
Fare thee well…
Nothing is Fattening, Everything is Delicious…
My name is Homer Simpson, you ate my doughnut, prepare to die.
DOUBLE monocles?! Surely you jest!
*translates*
and I got…
"I have gained your rubbers ring, because I had hunger. Rest in Peace"
i hope that was the translators doing…
well i did type in English to Italian. What I actually put was "I stole your donuts because I was hungry. Rest in Peace." maybe it got mixed up? i dunno. Anyway i guess you get a +1 XD
You know cake?
Why don't we just make it a fancy people's club?
So that everyone is welcome.
DOUBLE MONOCLES?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THAT'S INSANITY!
That's like… glasses!
Thank you.
And now for your present.
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Don't take it too hard, we love you anyway. And by we I mean some people. Those that lurk in the dark. That already know your name, IP adress and what you ate for dinner last evening. Without you ever talking to them.
Do you think they'd want to come over for a sleepover???
Actually, with the space between first and last names, you would have already gone over the limit at the E in Prower.
Dilililililili-YAAAAAAH! *blam*
Way to go, Maheeb! Betcha can't frickin' do it again!
@AuraMaster: Ah, good eye! +1
@Miles: Oof! BARF!
Ironically, in SoulSilver version I have a Riolu named Ryu. Err, I DID until I lost the dang Pokéwalker…
Sounds tasty this baked pastry…
It's good to know that we can have the internet mistranslate things for us.