Does that mean Valve employees are like Oompa Loompas? Because I can picture that.
Also why aren’t you crafting on our server? Everyone knows it increases your golden wrench crafting luck by ten fold!
By Isradevil, submitted by Cecil H.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 6, 2010 · 2:32 PM
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Oompa Loompa Doopadey Doo
I've got some trophy items for you.
Oompa Loompa Doopadey Dah
If you are crafting, you will go far
Heavy's face…
it's taunting me.
Also, it looks like the engi is about to say something about it, doesn't he?
(And there's a hidden button on the engi page.)
What do you do if a spy saps your stuff?
Spy checker's gone, things are gonna get rough.
Call Gabe fat and he won't take you to his Half-Life factory.
Wait, all the people are red except the spy…but is the spy actually the red spy disguised as a blue spy or a blue spy trying to trick the red team into thinking he's the red spy by disguising himself as the blue spy?
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to medic.
Wouldn't Gabe make a better Oompa Loompa?
*delays Half-Life another week*
THIS THING IS A CURSE!!!
I gave away most of my items to try to get this thing! all I have left is my Force a Nature, my Ambassador, my Gunboats, my Sandvich, my Scotsman Skullcutter, my Gibus, my Mercenary, 2 Refined Metal and a Primary Slot Token! It'll take me MONTHS to get all my stuff back!
Some are even more desperate, I saw a guy on /v/ who crafted all his hats to try and get it, his last 2 were the Heavy Duty Rag and Hustlers Hallmark and he got the Hatless Scout, poor guy.
This video by Kitty0706 expresses my feelings toward Gabe Newell right now @ 0:47
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And engie wished that everything he touched would turn to gold.
Little would he know his sentry would pay the price.
*Gabe Newell takes away all of an idler's items*
Gabe: "YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"
Use your Gold Wrench and just make him freeze, only 100 they're the. bees. knees.
A big boost to your E-peen!
Maybe…
Where?
it's some where on this page: http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/
if you want the direct link: here
Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-dah
If you don't idle, you will go far
You will get some badass hats, too
Just as long as a spy doesn't sap you!
RED vs. BLU!
The hunt is on for the five golden wrenches hidden on random servers at a random time of day. The five people who are lucky enough to find one of these wrenches will gain entry to an all-access tour of Valve, and one of them will be given the grand prize: a lifetime's supply of refined metal.
The second link seems to be broken.
I never thought this game could be
Anything but catastrophe
But suddenly I begin to see
A bit of good luck for me
'Cause I've got a golden wrench
I've got a golden twinkle in my eye
I never had a chance to kill
Never a happy song to sing
But suddenly I am the king of the hill
What an amazing thing
'Cause I've got a golden wrench!
It's ours, Engie!
I've got a golden chance to kill that spy
I never thought I'd see the day
when I would use some gold to slay
Good Riddance!, now look at this gun!
I never thought that I would see
a heavy gunned down just by me
'Cause I'd have said:
It couldn't be done
But it can be done (with this new gun)
I never dreamed that I would climb
to the top of the charts so easily
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be
'Cause I've got a golden ticket
I've got a golden chance to win today
And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day
Good riddance! , look at this gun!
'Cause I'd have said,
It couldn't be done
But it can be done
I never dreamed that I would climb
to the top of the charts so easily
But nevertheless, it's there that I'm
Shortly about to be
'Cause I've got a golden wrench
'Cause I've got a golden wrench!
I've got a golden chance to win today
And with a golden wrench, it's a golden day
Greetings to you the lucky finder of this Golden Wrench, from Mr. Gabe Newell!! Present this wrench at the factory gates at 10 o'clock on the morning of the first day of October and do not be late! You may bring with you one offering for Mr. Newell's unquestioning appetite.
http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/radiga…
That is until Pyro returns the everlasting flamethrower.
Everything in this room is craftable, even I'm craftable! But that is called cloning my dear engies, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
*clap clap clap*
Well played.
I gotta say, these guys are genius. Make you waste your items in hope of getting one of the hundred Gold Wrenches. Then you'll spend more time playing the game to get back all the items you lost. This beats dungeon grinding or daily quests in MMORPG to have you come back playing.
Except Valve don't make money on your back.
Well played good sir, very well played. +1 for you.
OBJECTION. I still get to keep my pancakemix. Nevertheless you're worthy of +1.
Gabe: Welcome to my Golden Wrench Factory, Classes
Scout: Damn, man, you're fat
Gabe: …Oompa Loompa, put another week on the counter
Aw man, one more to find until they preview another new thing, I don't give a shit if I get it anymore, SOMEONE HURRY AND GET IT!!!
When i found my wrench
i had gibbed a heavy, i saw something that wasn't guts, nor blood, or brain or organs, so i checked the pile, and i saw a golden wrench!
<img src="https://dl.dropbox.com/u/586461/cheer_up_charlie.png">
Will the heavy turn into a giant ham ball when he eats the 3 course sandvich?
OH NO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
Never before in my life have I seen a candy bar so rich in iron.
thats why im only craftin the copies of shit i got.
too dead ringers and a cloak and dagger?
craft the ringers….
DAMN! METAL AGAIN!
OBJECTION! YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!
Say what? You be trollin? Nah I keed, but seriously sir, if you calm down and listen, than I can explain about how goody-goody God and the bible are. (NO OFFENSE TO ALL CHRISTIANS, I AM NOT CHRISTIAN BUT I DO NOT OBJECT AGAINST THE FAITH, NOR DO I AGAINST ANY FAITHS)
come with me…and youll be in a world of pure erectin we'll begin with a spin traveling in the world of my creation!
wut is this i dont even -_-'
is TF2 fucking up for anyone else? it's not letting me play
i get to the menu and it just freezes
I bet the Oompa Loompas are probably premature Boomers.
Sol-dier, sol-dier, doopedy doo. I've got a crit-rocket aimed right at you. Sol-dier, Sol-dier, doopedy dee. You can try to hide, but you can't escape me.
Oompa Loompa Doompa-dee-C-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!
Wait, if they're premature, can we melee them to death?
Meanwhile, VALVe handed out the Grizzled Veteran badges to others, while the poor child was trolled with that metal.
I dunno.
I propose Melee!
For science!
I propose Brawl.
It's better than Melee.
You monster…
You sir won an internet, but all it gave you was +1 E-Peen
I had this happen with my direct hit, so +1 to you sir.
I propose we all put our differences aside and play the original as it's the best.
For entertainment.
You monster…
at least someone shares my pain.
Don't worry Charlie! You can probably use that to make a Pain Train!
How much gold would Engineer wrench if the Engie found a Gold Wrench?