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I cannot think any witty comment to describe this situation..
I can see the punchline but the body of the joke escapes me
Hmm… Can any of you lads give us a rough translation?
I'll give you much <3
Hello, Professor Oak. I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat over there?
How’s the weather up there?
This is a good comic and I’ll let it finish but this is the least disturbing diglet on the internet. Especially compared to those dugtrio guy pictures. Audible shudder.
Jeez, Oak, she's 10, you sick fuck!
When he evolves, Professors Elm and Birch come as fast as they can!
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-*bullet to brain*
How do you post images as comments?
Niiiiice.
This is worse then actually cosplaying a diglett!
…And I should know…I've done it…
Well, Oak did come as fast as he could >.>
Basically, the impression i'm getting is Oak gives new trainer pokeball that has oak in it as a diglett. When girl calls Oak diglett out, he tries to move closer to the girl to get some upskirt. That's the joke.
You're Pervlett is evolving!
…
…
…
You're Pervlett evolved into Pervtrio!
I'll fix it! *beats head with wrench*
+1 for Super Effective reference.
That's not so bad… not so bad
Inb4this! http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs32/f/2008/230/b/7/Du…
They came.
You fool! You need a crowbar!
Not as bad as this thoughhttp://art2.server01.sheezyart.com/image/121/1216…
And it was Oak himself who said that! Hypocrite!
Not nearly as bad as this.
I'll give it my best shot… (1st year JP ftw! :P)
"What does Diglett look like from below its head…
Aha! If I throw the ball upwards then I'll find out."
"Diglett! Diglett!"
"How can I be of assistance to you, my Masteeer~?"
"Heeey! A cunning imposter!!"
"Ah!"
So sadly, the text doesn't actually add anything to the comic… :-/ Lame
Alright, this is my translation:
Read from right to left….
Trainer: I wonder what Diglett looks like underneath his head.
Trainer: I know, if I throw the ball into the air I might understand…
Sound effect: *Toss*
Trainer: Come out Diglett!
Sound effects: *open* *bwaaa*
Sound effect: *lands*
Diglett: Diglett Diglett!
Sound effects: *zukko* *bakko*
Diglett: What can I do for you master?
Trainer: There! You sneaky imposter!
Oak: Ah!
Not sure about what it says on his loin cloth. Not sure I want to know either…
Neither can I.
Welcome Brother!
Pokemon Professor
doing his research…
TL;DS
Too lazy; didn't see
That Diglett never really was on your side.
+1 for punniness.
You're not the only one…
Oak be trippin' balls.
Some serious wood involved with that!
Engy doesn't use a crowbar and he fixes things ._.
+1 for translation
watch out ,he,s coming
Just him and her. . .
. . .
Doing research. . .
Pokemon Trainer: Now let's see who this monster really is
** Unmask **
Everyone: Professor Oak!!
Professor Oak: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and that Pikachu
Pikachu: Pika Pika Chuuuuu
Be thankful.
The only way to fix something properly is to break it in a different way.
hmmm that's really what i would expect from Brock…
That Diglett's a Spy!
Pretty well endowed for for a 10 year old…. not that I was inspecting 10 year olds… forget I said anything!
10 years old aren't what they used to be…
Somehow this isn't the body type I'd expect from PROF. Oak either.
I believe the artist's name is Soara. If it's not, well, here's his/her site.
See, this is why the new hero characters from Pokémon Black & White will be teenagers.
Thank you very much.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Well what other ladies are there out there for Oak to look at?
Please. Ten year olds don't have breasts that large ~_~
Why did you have to bring in the Metromon? Also, Leo. Use Trololo next time.
As for this shenanigans: Here's something related from ED.
Who, me?
Pfff.
That song doesn't effect me.
In fact, that song was played in my prom and everyone came out.
Not getting rickrolled.
Silly Oak, Pokemon are for kids!
Actually, Blue stuffs her bra. …Don't ask me how I know this.
I-I… don't know anything about it… SHE APPROACHED ME!
Again, Blue stuffs.
So they can get out of the 'loli' territory and into the 'jailbait' territory?
..I see what you did there… both things you did there.
One of the the few funny comments on this website.
Congratz!
Does that mean it's a threeso-
*Shot*
Damn it people! Check your aim before you release your asterik surrounded sound effects!
An imposter but of a diferent kind….
http://pokemonmadness.tripod.com/images/imposterp…
What is this I don't even?
Is she old enough to wear a bra in the first place?
Um… I don't see anything. I think you accidentally the image link.
More Liek SudoWoodo
*badum pish*
inb4 Trololo
+1 for using teh VGCats
I could see the image but it wasn't very funny
Nurse Joy, Officer Jenny, Erika from Cerulean City, Sabrina from Saffron City, and Ash's mom just a few
oak does it for the view he has below : D
That Diglett is a SPY!!
+1 for childhood memory nostalgia
I didn't create it. Its an official card. My point was…. that Oak's a spy!
Could of just said that and made it a little easier
Well you all made a mistake. That ain't a bullet wound, and neither a wrench or crowbar will fix it.
This is a train. To the Face.
You need to build a farm.
Your honesty won my approval. Have a point.
Pokesho? I'm surprised no one guessed that already. That site is pretty well known.
Quickest Rep growth I've seen.
Didn't you mean, "neither a wrench nor crowbar"?
Grammar Nazis strike again!
Hey Leo, did you just hit 100?
Welcome to the club =b
How do you know this?
Yesterday, I think. But someone's gonna be joining soon, by the looks of it.
And I don't mean TCC…
Actually, it's a lot more innocent than it sounds. I read it on Bulbapedia.
She uses it to charm people into doing things for her, or flirting her way out of situations.
+1 for Scooby Doo refference that works!
http://www.instantsfun.es/nooo
finally ! a translator in halolz XD welcome : D
now we can send submissions in japanese and you can translate them
it will get you lots of e-peen XD
Grats on 69… I guess…
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that is the highest amount of thumbs up on Halolz I've ever seen.
Got me on how that happened. I registered to submit the translation today and before I could put in my profile pic I had hit monocle status. I'd feel kind of bad if I got into the gentlemen's club on the first day…
Looks like there was a translater niche to fill. :P
I feel like the Bill Gates of lulz. I will now drop out of college and devote all my time to Halolz.
Also, I don't turn cheap tricks for e-peen!
It's Japan. They ignore the rules of puberty.
Like, SPOINKS, Scoob!
So I herd u liek Mankipz?
Looks like Professor Oak…
*Black Glasses*
…is gonna get GROUND-ed.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
Wild Pedo-Diglett appeared!
What will Girl do?
a) run away
b) scream for help
>c) confront Pedo-diglett
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
i can
WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
IZ THAT
Otacon? Otacon! What are u doing down thar?? im askin u this
For the loincloth, I believe it says "出入愚打" which I'm guessing was used because the reading for each kanji spells out Diglett's name in Japanese: "Deiguda"
What exactly does it mean? "A completely foolish strike"?
but it is true : D
I never saw someone get to 84 or more in just 1 post ^^
Well NekoKnight must be the person with the fastest lvl ups at least, 84 when i posted this.
She's your GRANDDAUGHTER you sick fuck!
When do you hit monocle status?
Well spotted madhatter0082. The only compound my dictionary recognized was the first two kanji which mean 'going out and then back in'. Oh god, the imagery. I could understand that joke and how each individual kanji's reading spells out でぃぐだ but I don't understand what it could mean as a whole.
Ha! Maybe he's worthless at going out and coming back in ^_^
46 at the time of this typing…I think you may be right.
Scooby Doo references? In my Halolz?
It's more likely than you think.
naw, i have explorer
When your e-peen reaches 69p.
Uhhhhh….what?
Galldarnit! Gimme back my shades!
Nope. The Spy sapped Ash's mother as well.
Shoulda brought Charmander out to Spycheck.
OBJECTION!
Blue is in no way related to Oak. You're thinking of Daisy.
Grats on 100.
Yeah. It looked like Pokesho to me.
My only regret. Arriving at the +20 party, 18 hours late.
It would seem that Dai might have a challenger in the works, if he keeps leveling like this.
53 at time of this post…
(Smash Bros Announcer): "NEW RECORD!!!"
I do not want that metapod to use harden.
*nudges and points at the highest rated comment*
That means I'm about 25 e-peen away :D
Apparently Ash's mom is Red Spy's fan-club's Vice President
*Nudges and points out that we wrote them at the same time*
jesus christ! a +57?! since when is that even possible
oh well… ill + too because i didnt understand the words on the comic either
…
jesus christ! a +58?!
On to +69!!!
Rule of Halolz #147?: Everyone celebrates when they hit 69 Epeen, except NekoKnight who went straight from 1 to 70.
p.s. That is intended to be a complement. Please don't hate me…
What no photoshop, replacing oak with pedobear? I thought you were capable of a simple task halolz.. I was wrong…and damit shawn, now im getting spell checked >:| this all started after "that" >_>
he always did want the young ones to study his balls D=
onward and upward… if you know what i mean
that is true.
kids with tits. *sigh*
thats kinda sick.
guys be wanting to hit that and then come to find out that she's only 10? WHY JAPAN WHY!?????
That amount of +1 its so…
MANLY!
meh.
okay.
i dont know why, but the whole "black and white" thing seems kinda racist to me.
like, black people will buy the black version and whites get the white version.
or black will suck and white will be good.
or black will have the shitty looking pokemon that u cant get in white that will have the good looking ones
Now it's 64… WE MUST RAISE THE EPEEN! Hell, he's only made one comment, and he's ahead of ME.
But… I want some love too ='(
EDIT: 67 at the time of this post
+1 for picture that speaks the truth.
INSOLENT MORTAL!
NekoKnight instructed his followers to place his e-peen in a sacred tomb and on the first day he ascended unto heaven to sit at the right hand of the Falcon. He is a being that transcends 69.
He translated Pokémon comics for your sin!
71 now, and that's probably as high as it can go, unless we want to break something.
EDIT: Btw guys, Nekoknight here only has 11 posts, so it's probably the biggest +1 to comment ratio EVAR.
+70 and Century Epeen!
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Ummm… Congrats for 100 E-peen??
Oh god i just noticed something. If this loincloth is loose, shouldn't it go up as he falls down? So in the 3rd panel, the loincloth should be inverted upwards?
That poor girl…
Which means the e-peen will fall that much faster the more he comments :T
Key word being "keeps", which i doubt he can hold a standard like that.
Unless you count Badonk's Combo Bear, then this is the single highest rated comment on Halolz.
…Oh damn, 104. That was fast.
Or people just won't give a shit and it'll just sell like every other game IE print money for Gamefreak
[insert generic "Oak is a pedophile" comment here]
+75!
She needs to get +1 22 more times, only then can we finally say "Let's party like it's '99!" which everyone Obviously has always wanted to say.
Well, NekoKnight will obviously get good scores on every japanese texted submission, not as good as this one, but enough to hold a respectable standard.
JESUS CHRIST!!
Almost every comment here has high ammounts of +1 and i thought "hmm… can't think of something witty, meh i'll just not comment"
I missed the best epeen raising chance TT___TT
Father will be dissapoint.
Shit, that's a lot of thumbs up!
although that may be true, you know those who do will try to make a big ruckus about.
sorry for bringing something serious to halolz.
wait so japanese growth is adult to child?
holy crap…
*barf*
Sorry?
Halolz is nothing BUT srs bznss
dude!
you made the chicken barf!
god it's everywhere!
WHY MARRIK ISHTAR WHYYYY?!
WHY ARENT YOU PAYING ME FOR THIS WORK!
CURSE YOU MARRIK ISHTAR AND PROF. OAK!
CURSE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
IVE BEEN STRIVING FOR WEEKS AND YOU GET UP THERE IN ONE FRKKN DAY?!
CURSE YOU NEKOKNIGHT!
CURSE YYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The most disappointing part is simply saying "I can't think of anything witty" netted a +3. Missed opportunities, indeed.
inb4TouhouJokes
And if you live long enough, you actually revert to a fetus, then a sperm and an egg.
The moment, as you can imagine, is bittersweet.
And now you surpassed the 100?
What the hell dude? What kind fof e-viagra do you use!?
Wasn't his E-Peen around the 70's yesterday?!
….. 76….
Dear Daifuku:
WARNING!
A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!
Why would Bitch come all the way to the Kanto region to help some scientist he never met before? Oak's grandson Douche should be the one that joins him.
lol U Mad
so im guessing…
funny Translation> funny and witty > funny> witty > regular comment
Hardly. Just stating a fact.
Also, can't let you insinuate that, insult.
OBJECTION!
For the meme in question, blue, or green in the comic, is shown to be related to Professor Oak! As proof-http://www.vgcats.com/super/?strip_id=28
Don't worry man We've been working at it that just means when we hit 69 e-peen it will be more glorious
and NekoKnight just cuase you got up that high so quickly FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!111!!!
*Seriously wonders how many Halolzians even know about Touhou*
Can't let you not let me insinuate that, non-wolfite
INB4youhavehigherEpeen
your not a a wolfite, so you can't can't let me do that.
We posted in the same hour but I think I beat you to the cheese by a little bit. Your translation is very good considering you only have one year of Japanese.
Considering Ash ~ Red, Ash's mom would be the fan club president for BLU Spy.
Well, lemme C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAK into this conversation, and state…Dai. Enjoy your last moments as E-Peen god. that title is about to be taken from you.
Ahh but Ash wears a Blu Jacket meaning he is a Blu jeez man watch some Pokemon
Apparently. But "joke about not being able to make a joke">funny and witty. Or so I've seen so far.
The +1 system these days is BS.
you get +1 for making me feel better
YAY!!
Why do you think there's so much loli in the internet? In japan those are the legal ones!
what a awesome first comment : D
It will be remebered in all the years to come in halolz,
be grateful to those who gives the thumbs up ; D
Ill just leave this here
http://www.halolz.com/2009/10/09/oh-yes-use-vine-…
OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
+84 @ the time of this post GO GO GO!
Thank you! ^_^
I will admit to being slightly disappointed, lol. I mean, who doesn't like an epeen boost?! That's what I get for Skypeing my family at the same time, lol.
So how much Japanese have you done? I'm assuming it's more than just a hobby, given how good you are.
How high was it and links plz.
I am finishing up my third year of Japanese in college. At this point, translating "popular" media isn't so much about grammar as it is knowing colloquial expressions that you won't find in dictionaries. Watch more anime, it's for scholarly purposes!
+84!
DAAAYUM.
SO! GODDAMN! CLOOOOOSEEEEE!!!
ああ、そうだ？
じゃ ネコさん、どちのアニメを進めますか。今、鋼の錬金術を観ています。すばらしと思うよ！
Pfft, not likely. The title can only pass to someone with actual commenting time. (i.e. 500+ comments)
The power of Japanese translation!
And now Badonk is in 3rd place.
Watch out, Dai, someone's coming to get you!
everyone is becoming 100 today.
sonn ill become 100. like i halfway there.
Yeah, it takes longer and longer… you're probably only a fifth of the way there.
I didn't even know we had 86 registered users…
107 epeen. :O
Any is fine I suppose, but you should watch something with varying levels of formality. You won't learn much if all you hear is "Yo dawg, whats crackin'?" "Fo shizzle my nizzle ganstizzle."
Before I had any formal education I was theorizing the ussage of grammar and vocab as used in various situations and it gave me an edge when I took classes. The hardest part about listening is differentiating from short vowels, long vowels and double consonents, like: koki, kouki, kokki.
Where the hell are they all whenever Colonel Obvious posts?
I guess Rowan was busy at the time?
Those damn +1 trolls…
Lol, trying to preserve the title to youself? XD
lol silly wolfite, if i were you i wouldnt let myself say that.
Its happened before, peoples epeens are based on a ratio of comments to +1's. So once his comments go up, his level will go down.
Besides, i think Dai with his thousands of comments deserves it far more either way.
105 and it was on the Vine whip page.
you are the one that hold the record of the highest amount of thumbs up in the oh yes ! use vine whip : D
bad luck ID split it D :
I can't help but get the feeling the same person is using dozens of e-mail accounts to raise his own score…
>_>
<_<
Just suggesting…
….+95….
+95?!
This is blasphemy….this is madness!
(And apparently I'm not the only one checking the score every now and then.)
such a shame ID split it : T
Well, let's do the math here, 15 comments with a 106 e-peen against 4,178 comments with a 111 e-peen. Hmm… :T
I am as perplexed as anyone else why a simple translation warrants this many +1s (I didn’t even understand the rating system until it became a subject of intense debate around here). Way to make a newbie sadface…
I would be feeling pretty down right now if GLaDOS hadn’t promised to make me a congratulatory cake.
Hello,Seem's you've grown quite a large E-PEEN. They sent me to establish the pecking order. MAGGOT.
Faster than Sonic?
That's what she said.
I know of a 5 year old with G cups…
…
THAT RUSSIAN MOBSTER TRIED TO SELL HER TO ME,WAIT I MEAN,WAH!
I AM NOT MARIK ISHTAR, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HIM. I AM MALIK BLISHTAR.
IGNORE MEEEEEEEEEEE
BULLET HELL
THAT DIGLETTS A TREE!
now he is 108….
I think NekoKnight just…Won the internet O_O
Actually, you can't.
I have a second account (guess which one it is), and I can't +1 someone more than once. Can't vote on a submission more than once… it's all run by your IP address.
It was a lie anyway.
Also, +1 for the pun.
+101. It's now officially SPARTAAAAAA.
EDIT: Someone hit it with a -1… I SMELL A TROLL HUNT!
Wow… Yours was indeed an E-Peen that pierced the heavens.
No. I think that's the only -1 that was perhaps needed…just this once. This whole "Hey! Let's thumb this guy up for the fun of it!" thing is getting outta hand..
And it's not Sparta until it reaches 300….but seriously, when did Halolz even get FIFTY members to begin with?
Shhhh, Leo. Don't tell the children! D:
(But yeah, as for the wild assumption, I apologize. I was just really surprised you got so many +1s for a translation.)
109!
Run, Dai!
It's still going up?
NO WAY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
Did I sense a Sonic Adventure DX reference there?
Anyways, as for Dai and Neko…
I DEMAND FIGHT TO THE DEATH! D:<
Actually, it's a Wolf quote from Star Fox 64.
Could you expect anything else from the leader of the Church of WOLF?
Don't get too cocky, Roflcopter. Ashunera has ordered me to take you down.
He'll get all the cocky he wants.
Star Wolf let him do that.
And if anyone needs a translation for Korean, let me know^^
101 thumbs up…
SOMEBODY CALL SHAWN QUICK!!!
I guess that's the Church of Wolf's equivalent of blasphemy?
…I've got to say it.
Dispensing an erection!
Without a combo breaker troll, Neko's power level will become OVER 9000!!!!
But… Bakura said not to make a Scooby Doo Reference.
+124?
Damn, where the hell was I? Probably passed out.
125 E--Peen…from a translation… HOLY SHIT!
I need a korean translator for a mangwa (korean manga)
You found a right person.
Where is the source?
here is the korean page: http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/list.nhn?titleId=2…
there is a translator for the comic and in mangafox the comic has 75 chapters translated.
Oh boy…
Wait, so I translate the comics and help out mangafox?
yes but you can make an account at http://www.mangahelpers.com and make the translations there after that a fansub will do the rest if there is one….
i also would like to see this two translated… : 3 http://comic.naver.com/bestChallenge/list.nhn?tit… http://comic.naver.com/bestChallenge/list.nhn?tit…
nope.
Make em smaller!!!! XD
149… Shit?
150! He's caught them all!
It's an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow comment box bikini.
Tottally a legitimate creeper strategy.
Of course! All the panty shots you could ever want… clever boy.
yaaaayyy translation! hugz (>._.)>
wwwwwhhhhyyyyyyy D:???
why does getting epeen matter? surely it's just for the joy for the joy of commenting!