WOW… well that was uncalled for!
Via Reddit
![]() |
![]() |
Categories: Animal Crossing, Depressing, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, No Caption Needed · Leave a comment (71 Comments) |
![]() Share ![]() |




(246 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)






Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Says the alcoholic, senile turtle…
What tipped you off? The fact that I'm playing a game that's basically life?
So this picture is apparently only for those who follow Shawn's Halolz twitter?
Or RSS, that's how I got here
Ye have a drinking problem, do ye Kapp'n? Yar, I can clearly tell.
Wait can people not see this? I thought the votes and comments seemed low for being up since 7am.
Its on Twitter and on RSS, but not in the main Halolz page
Yeah I think that's pretty much it…
But don't you worry! You'll get laid one day!
…In Animal crossing…
Pffft, of course I do!
…
In my date games T_T
Yo dawg we herd u liek games so we put a insulting turtle in your game so u’ll get out a get a life.
I could totally Jack Thompson making a demotivator like that.
"Yes I have! Her name is Super Smash Brothers Brawl!"
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/10/633672182758972318-DatingSims.jpg
Well, the women I’m interested in are kinda limited here. I don’t exactly want to date a cat :[
Well, my choices are kinda limited here. I don't exactly want to date a cat :[
who needs women? I have the INTERNET! >:U
and if not there, then there's always the good ol' internet.
Screw the girlfriends, I have money!
I totally do! isn't that right Ocean?
….
The ocean said yes.
Woah. So Mako Tsunami left the Ocean? Dude. . . After all the Ocean did for him.
You know, Like, Killing his dad.
What? Tripping again? THAT'S IT IM LEAVING YOU
Yes. It totally was the ocean.
Totally.
<.< >.>
Wow, Kapp'n's fuckin' good! Maybe he should tell me the next winning lottery numbers!! Ahaha!!
…
Goddammit, I'm lonely…
Now I'm dating Brawl+, 'cause she doesn't trip.
But, in the very bottom, Brawl+ is just Brawl with what the guys want, and all prettied up. In other words, Brawl+ be a whore.
Failure: even turtles can tell how much you suck.
Don't knock it till you try it.
But she won't go for just anyone.
Just fixed it! The cache folder broke for some reason and everyone was seeing the cached version of the page from last night… so like, it was posted, just no one was seeing it. >___>
Damn, my hand doesn't count as a girlfriend anymore? :(
Wild MISSINGNO has appeared!
And yet your picture is that of a furry…
Horses only or GTFO. :D
And then the person who submitted this picture, proceeded to destroy his copy of Animal Crossing, and stay in the emo corner, realizing his lack of a girlfriend.
Little did he know, gamers and logical people don't need girlfriends.
We have videogames…yep…all Friday night long…
…..
Pamela Handerson
b4iseewhatididthar
Just the boys wit the money
What happens in animal crossing sta.. SCARS YOU FOR LIFE!
At least they have a mute button.
Actually, she's free. But it takes some effort to get her to fall for you.
Cat does not 100% equal furry.
At least they aren't BORING.
And they're stuck in a computer all day, which says a lot.
Actually showering for a change? >=0
augh. sounds like Harvest Moon.
Well, at least he dint say this on a boat, in the middle of the ocean, alone, and then burst out in song.
well, it seems that I'd either have to date an animal, or convince a female to move into my house… Moving in as a first step is a little far…
Someone -1 you
Here, I fix
Girlfriends take up precious gaming time.
I tried dating a sim once.
I got dumped on the second date.
Damn these submissions constantly pointing out that I'm awkward around women!!! I'm gonna get that video space suit and show that turtle!
They might, if you lose them somehow……
I can't fap to this!
Wait…
Yar! It's good for smackin' me wife!
Atleast until skynet takes over and they start demanding you pay more attention to them.
Goddammohteoauobhou91u834yhknah05u7081yhiun950u238h…
*Critical existance failure*
…
*Also, All your base are belong to us*
easy, just trip her
i don't think he's looking for guys…
Interwebs is for pr0n
Got a lil capt'n in yar
Do I needs one?
Arigato, Raccoon-san.
:3
….Your point being?
There there, lil' Animal Crossing guy. You may not have the woman of your dreams… but you still have Zoidberg. …You ALL still have Zoidberg!!!
You must be this manly to have a girlfriend.
Also, when they ask you a question, you have time to answer. Hesitating isn't an answer in and of itself.
I'm helping! :D
+1 to Alpar for showing me the error of my ways of not having a top hat and monocle, quite.
At least video games don't cheat on you or get jealous if you get another one ;)
That's why the idea of girl gamers were conceived :)
Sonic blowjobs give me nightmares.
;~;
i was wondering what was behind the logo
+1 for taking one for the team
daaaaaahahahaamnnnnnn
*smack*
rule #30
there are girls on the internet.
not even in MMO's
fool.
Wow, poor Mako Tsunami.
On a side note, I can't decide between one girl!
I inspire a sort of frothing desire from the female masses!