Kapp'n: "Ye don't have a girlfriend, do ye? Yar, I can tell."

WOW… well that was uncalled for!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2010 · 7:18 AM 
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71 Responses to “Ye don’t have a girlfriend, do ye?”

  1. Joshy206 on April 27th, 2010 11:46 am

    Says the alcoholic, senile turtle…

  2. Leo058 on April 27th, 2010 12:49 pm

    What tipped you off? The fact that I'm playing a game that's basically life?

  3. Leo058 on April 27th, 2010 2:49 pm

    So this picture is apparently only for those who follow Shawn's Halolz twitter?

  4. SnovB X on April 27th, 2010 2:50 pm

    Or RSS, that's how I got here

  5. SnovB X on April 27th, 2010 2:51 pm

    Ye have a drinking problem, do ye Kapp'n? Yar, I can clearly tell.

  6. Shawn Handyside on April 27th, 2010 7:41 pm

    Wait can people not see this? I thought the votes and comments seemed low for being up since 7am.

  7. SnovB X on April 27th, 2010 7:47 pm

    Its on Twitter and on RSS, but not in the main Halolz page

  8. Fhantinabox on April 27th, 2010 7:59 pm

    Yeah I think that's pretty much it…

    But don't you worry! You'll get laid one day!

    …In Animal crossing…

  9. MrRaccoon on April 27th, 2010 8:00 pm

    Pffft, of course I do!

    In my date games T_T

  10. Arb on April 27th, 2010 4:10 pm

    Yo dawg we herd u liek games so we put a insulting turtle in your game so u’ll get out a get a life.

    I could totally Jack Thompson making a demotivator like that.

  11. Darkangelsv1 on April 27th, 2010 8:37 pm

    "Yes I have! Her name is Super Smash Brothers Brawl!"

  12. Caelun_Niveus on April 27th, 2010 8:40 pm
  13. Kitch on April 27th, 2010 5:03 pm

    Well, the women I’m interested in are kinda limited here. I don’t exactly want to date a cat :[

  14. KitchwaTembo on April 27th, 2010 9:05 pm

    Well, my choices are kinda limited here. I don't exactly want to date a cat :[

  15. TCC on April 27th, 2010 9:55 pm

    who needs women? I have the INTERNET! >:U

  16. TCC on April 27th, 2010 9:57 pm

    and if not there, then there's always the good ol' internet.

  17. Roflcopter419 on April 27th, 2010 10:22 pm

    Screw the girlfriends, I have money!

  18. ArmyOfMidgets on April 27th, 2010 10:37 pm

    I totally do! isn't that right Ocean?

    ….

    The ocean said yes.

  19. ZombieGoatse on April 27th, 2010 10:40 pm

    Woah. So Mako Tsunami left the Ocean? Dude. . . After all the Ocean did for him.
    You know, Like, Killing his dad.

  20. BlueChameleon on April 27th, 2010 10:41 pm

    What? Tripping again? THAT'S IT IM LEAVING YOU

  21. ArmyOfMidgets on April 27th, 2010 10:41 pm

    Yes. It totally was the ocean.
    Totally.
    <.< >.>

  22. FoxyMayo on April 27th, 2010 10:44 pm

    Wow, Kapp'n's fuckin' good! Maybe he should tell me the next winning lottery numbers!! Ahaha!!

    Goddammit, I'm lonely…

  23. Leo058 on April 27th, 2010 11:09 pm

    Now I'm dating Brawl+, 'cause she doesn't trip.

  24. Darkangelsv1 on April 27th, 2010 11:19 pm

    But, in the very bottom, Brawl+ is just Brawl with what the guys want, and all prettied up. In other words, Brawl+ be a whore.

  25. AuraMaster on April 27th, 2010 11:27 pm

    Failure: even turtles can tell how much you suck.

  26. SEGA_Uranus on April 27th, 2010 11:40 pm

    Don't knock it till you try it.

  27. Leo058 on April 27th, 2010 11:48 pm

    But she won't go for just anyone.

  28. Shawn Handyside on April 27th, 2010 7:58 pm

    Just fixed it! The cache folder broke for some reason and everyone was seeing the cached version of the page from last night… so like, it was posted, just no one was seeing it. >___>

  29. NoChorus on April 27th, 2010 11:58 pm

    Damn, my hand doesn't count as a girlfriend anymore? :(

  30. Alpar on April 28th, 2010 12:07 am

    Wild MISSINGNO has appeared!

  31. GeneralManly on April 28th, 2010 12:13 am

    And yet your picture is that of a furry…

  32. meinmattias on April 28th, 2010 12:13 am

    Horses only or GTFO. :D

  33. Alpar on April 27th, 2010 8:38 pm

    And then the person who submitted this picture, proceeded to destroy his copy of Animal Crossing, and stay in the emo corner, realizing his lack of a girlfriend.

    Little did he know, gamers and logical people don't need girlfriends.

    We have videogames…yep…all Friday night long…

    …..

  34. Jacotify on April 28th, 2010 12:41 am

    Pamela Handerson
    b4iseewhatididthar

  35. Jacotify on April 28th, 2010 12:42 am

    Just the boys wit the money

  36. Jacotify on April 28th, 2010 12:43 am

    What happens in animal crossing sta.. SCARS YOU FOR LIFE!

  37. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 12:44 am

    At least they have a mute button.

  38. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 12:44 am

    Actually, she's free. But it takes some effort to get her to fall for you.

  39. Alpar on April 28th, 2010 1:25 am

    Cat does not 100% equal furry.

  40. Alpar on April 28th, 2010 1:25 am

    At least they aren't BORING.

    And they're stuck in a computer all day, which says a lot.

  41. Jacotify on April 28th, 2010 1:59 am

    Actually showering for a change? >=0

  42. AggroAggro on April 28th, 2010 2:32 am

    augh. sounds like Harvest Moon.

  43. AggroAggro on April 28th, 2010 2:34 am

    Well, at least he dint say this on a boat, in the middle of the ocean, alone, and then burst out in song.

  44. BoxeyBrown on April 28th, 2010 2:51 am

    well, it seems that I'd either have to date an animal, or convince a female to move into my house… Moving in as a first step is a little far…

  45. MrRaccoon on April 28th, 2010 2:54 am

    Someone -1 you
    Here, I fix

  46. EphEphEcksIII on April 28th, 2010 2:59 am

    Girlfriends take up precious gaming time.

  47. Sir Xandus on April 27th, 2010 11:44 pm

    I tried dating a sim once.

    I got dumped on the second date.

  48. VyseRogueKing on April 27th, 2010 11:50 pm

    Damn these submissions constantly pointing out that I'm awkward around women!!! I'm gonna get that video space suit and show that turtle!

  49. DrSexington on April 28th, 2010 12:02 am

    They might, if you lose them somehow……

  50. meinmattias on April 28th, 2010 5:29 am

    I can't fap to this!

    Wait…

  51. meinmattias on April 28th, 2010 5:30 am

    Yar! It's good for smackin' me wife!

  52. TheAceOfSkulls on April 28th, 2010 5:49 am

    Atleast until skynet takes over and they start demanding you pay more attention to them.

  53. TheAceOfSkulls on April 28th, 2010 5:51 am

    Goddammohteoauobhou91u834yhknah05u7081yhiun950u238h…

    *Critical existance failure*

    *Also, All your base are belong to us*

  54. Songseer on April 28th, 2010 6:06 am

    easy, just trip her

  55. Songseer on April 28th, 2010 6:07 am

    i don't think he's looking for guys…

  56. EggOnMaxx on April 28th, 2010 6:44 am

    Interwebs is for pr0n

  57. FalcoHedgehog on April 28th, 2010 7:14 am

    Got a lil capt'n in yar

  58. EggOnMaxx on April 28th, 2010 7:49 am

    Do I needs one?

  59. Alpar on April 28th, 2010 10:46 am

    Arigato, Raccoon-san.

    :3

  60. Fhantinabox on April 28th, 2010 7:48 am

    ….Your point being?

  61. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 1:24 pm

    There there, lil' Animal Crossing guy. You may not have the woman of your dreams… but you still have Zoidberg. …You ALL still have Zoidberg!!!

  62. Daifuku on April 28th, 2010 1:38 pm
  63. Leo058 on April 28th, 2010 3:00 pm

    Also, when they ask you a question, you have time to answer. Hesitating isn't an answer in and of itself.

  64. SEGA_Uranus on April 28th, 2010 3:07 pm

    I'm helping! :D

    +1 to Alpar for showing me the error of my ways of not having a top hat and monocle, quite.

  65. Onslaught335 on April 28th, 2010 7:40 pm

    At least video games don't cheat on you or get jealous if you get another one ;)

  66. Onslaught335 on April 28th, 2010 7:38 pm

    That's why the idea of girl gamers were conceived :)

  67. ZombieGoatse on April 29th, 2010 2:11 am

    Sonic blowjobs give me nightmares.
    ;~;

  68. dope92 on May 5th, 2010 7:31 pm

    i was wondering what was behind the logo

    +1 for taking one for the team

  69. dope92 on May 5th, 2010 7:32 pm

    daaaaaahahahaamnnnnnn

  70. dope92 on May 5th, 2010 7:34 pm

    *smack*

    rule #30

    there are girls on the internet.

    not even in MMO's

    fool.

  71. Miles on June 3rd, 2010 11:34 am

    Wow, poor Mako Tsunami.
    On a side note, I can't decide between one girl!
    I inspire a sort of frothing desire from the female masses!

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