Being a witch isn’t easy… those claws may be good for slashing up survivors, but they suck at pounding energy drinks!
By Kausa, photo by Paranoidelusion
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 8, 2010 · 10:39 AM
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Wonderpets? On my Halolz? I approve.
We finally know the reason witches are always crying, Bitches need their Monster…
Witch: Hey, i'm Witch, you may recognize me from popular video games such as Left4Dead and Left4Dead 2, but i'm not here to eat your brains, well, i am, but that's not the subject, no, i'm here to talk about an important issue for zombies and humans alike, see, it doesn't matter if you are alive or undead, you need energy. But sometimes, you just don't get enough energy from your average food, or your average brains, in that case, i, like many other zombies and non-zombies such as Abraham Lincoln and Neil Armstrong, turn to Monster Energy Drink, the only energy drink that gives a zombie the energy to chase humans and a human the energy to run away from zombies while also giving a great number of options in taste. Buy now. And if you hear someone crying, try to shoot at it, it'll all be good.
I guess zombies drink Energy Drinks made from liquidized brains and blood, with bits of guts?
^ Win right there, though I don't think a witch would make a good spokesperson…..
Neither would Hannah Montana make a good singer, yet the magic of tv makes anything possible.
Yeah I guess, the internet can make anything possible aswell…..but that's another thing…..
Dibs being the one helping her go to the toilet.
I'll keep that in mind next time I cr0wn a witch..
Am I the only one noticing the fact they're cosplaying in public?
Because cosplaying in public is always win.
What you don't see is 4 survivors walking along that hedge
"Why I am I crying? Because I don't have AWESOME COOL ASS ENERGY DRINK!!!!"
"DON"T WORRY BITCH I"LL GIVE YOU SOME!!!!"
"YEEEEEAAAAH ENERGY!!!"
"YEEEAAAAH"
"YEAAAAAHHHHH"
THAT'S FUCKIN' TEAMWOOOORK!
Anyone can hear the Rocky theme song and see the witch in a box fight versus a tank?
"The only thing that got me out of my depression was sport, it was boxing. I decided to stop bitching ans sobbing about my situation, and now I face survivors and punch them to death with my claws, my killing rate has increased 20%. Tonight I'll go for the gold belt in the zombie league against "Dead fists" McTanksky"
That kinda looks like Mercer. Now we know who's behind the monster infestation.
That energy will give the Witch in everyone GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
I'd hit that Witch…
…with an axe.
Do you guys know where I could find sailors?
you forgot preposterone.
*sees witch sleeping and tickles her nose with a feather*
*witch impales her face with her claws*
selfpwnd
There's an infection…
This is SEEWIOUS!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'd put the instant CSI thing here, but the damn thing's not working atm.
Dibs on being the one helping her change clothes.
I've got a monster for her…
Witch, I'd like you to meet Frankenstein.
Exactly what I was going to do. I think the site's down.
On a boat?
Humans in mah Halolz?
It's vewwy seewious!
It's more likely than you think.
Like a boss?
Having buttsecks?
whatever, just don't abuse the boombox… THE BOOMBOX IS NOT A TOY. ಠ_ಠ
It's funny, because I'm beginning to feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!
TAAAAAAAANTRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
KILL THE WABBIT!
Especially after a song comes on that reminds me of you, then I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
You guys are whack.
Free human check!
at the MOTHER FUCKING SPACE OLYMPICS! O:
YOU'LL RUN AS FAST AS HUNTERS!