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CHOCOBOS - SERIOUSLY, NO ONE IN YOUR WORLD EVER THOUGHT RIDING A HORSE BE EASIER?

You… you know about horses, right? They have four legs… no pointy feathers… don’t make sudden loud “WARK”ing sounds? Okay… just checking…

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CHOCOBOS



Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2009 · 11:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (133 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, Final Fantasy, Square Enix, The Great Outdoors, Wii, Wild Animals

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MorningMoon 97p · 808 weeks ago

i don't care how many have said this already,
Bitch loves to ride cock.
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Badonk 105p · 808 weeks ago

Its overcompensation, most people in that world would love a giant cock between their legs.
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Angry_Sonic 54p · 808 weeks ago

Chocobo's can fly, travel across deep rivers and come in many colours and don't crap all over the place.

Horses fall off cliffs, drown, come in lame colours, and crap like they own the damn world..yeah right!

Chocobos: 1
Horses: 0
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Leo E. 114p · 808 weeks ago

Since when has anyone in the Final Fantasy series tried doing things the easier way?
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ThisCrab 73p · 808 weeks ago

I think Chocobo is a pretty cool guy. eh carries wayfaresr and doesn't afraid of anything.
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DClaw 83p · 808 weeks ago

Horses are for wimps!
Chocobo's are for REAL men! (And the rare woman).
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Shawn Handyside 106p · 808 weeks ago

You're riding a giant chicken.

Just sayin'.
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Vabolo 118p · 808 weeks ago

Riding a horse around the world won't win you a free elixir, won't it?
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OrionX 91p · 808 weeks ago

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deleted8824092 102p · 808 weeks ago

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=72
And that's all I have to say about the matter.
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FoxyMayo 89p · 808 weeks ago

I wonder how it tastes...?
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WolvenGlory 68p · 808 weeks ago

Once you go gold, you never go horse again.
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MrRaccoon 106p · 808 weeks ago

Run, run like the wind!
*BWAAAAACK!!!!*
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Fmarulz 79p · 808 weeks ago

in soviet russia chocobos rides you
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sheggy 61p · 808 weeks ago

lemme guess, you are "Finally Fantasizing" about that cock in between your legs right!!!???

8D
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Nick Soapdish 110p · 808 weeks ago

heh heh she can ride me anytime.....
wait how old did you say she was.....what?!?....hey I didn't know... she told me she was 18!
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JboneDRS 70p · 808 weeks ago

Yes, but you can't breed a golden horse
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clfreak 60p · 808 weeks ago

Final Fantasy: Inappropriate, yet practical, transports
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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 808 weeks ago

choco=chocolate
bos+s=boss
chocobos=chocolate boss

the only boss you'll ever have that doesnt chew you out, YOU chew HIM out.
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KiruBananers 88p · 808 weeks ago

WARK
WARKKKKKKKK
WARKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
._.
(Peck)
AND THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER!
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Minilandstan 43p · 808 weeks ago

Since elis loves horses, and this horse is a chicken, then Elis loves chicken! And it tastes gggggooooooooooooooooodddddd
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yggdrasil325 60p · 808 weeks ago

Perhaps in Final Fantasy, there ARE no horses.
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BlueChameleon 92p · 808 weeks ago

I lurrrrve Chocobos.
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Pate-Tico 76p · 808 weeks ago

Oh, I still remember when Final Fantasy was about Ships, and canoes...and Airships...

Much more fun! :D
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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 724 weeks ago

Chocobos' are great around Thanksgiving.
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