Nick’s prophecy has come to pass! It may not evac them to safety, but it will certainly evac their tastebuds to deliciousness!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 12:29 AM
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Get some graham cracker bi-planes and a few Marshmallow jet packs and we have a party!
Anyone else reminded of Heavy and his Sandvich right now?
I can see why the zombies desperately want to kill them now.
They want ze delishush CHOCOLATE!
By gods…I just realized that I myself want the chocolate too…
Uh…I'll be right back. I'm…washing my hair.
What's your favorite kind of helicopter? Mine's chocolate!
"I will put you…. in my pants."
Chocolate: because it's worth a zombie apocalipse
You already did this joke.
My god you dye his face white and he IS the heavy!
Eureka!
Rule of Halolz #64: Halolz: Your premiere source for eco-friendly and recycled videogame screen captions
It also happens to be worth shooting the guy to your left that happens to be staring hungrily at YOUR chocolate.
In before that ellis is a spy.
The rule is a lie.
The spy is behind Ellis, in the middle of stabbing him, which is why his mouth is effed up.
No, I think not.
Well alrighty then! *leaves everything and goes back to base*
What was that chocolate helicopter? kill them all? GOOD IDEA! AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Ellis: well ill be damned, there is a chocolate helicopter up here.
Quickly, survivors! We need to GET TO THA CHOPPA!
This is the exact same reason Louis Got pounced so often.Told him to stand in the middle of the street with tinfoil on his head
Dammit, I just made that joke. Redundant comment baleted.
is this gmod? because it's too well done, and i don't remember any of those poses from any video
"Quick, get in, we will take this helicopter to safety"
"But sir, it's a chocolate model…"
*cocks gun*
"I said get… in…"
Thumbup for whoever can guess where I spoofed this quote from (last time I spoofed a quote, no one got it, and it was from Die Hard 3. You can see which one by checking my comments history)
OM NOM NOM
Why the helicopter? Why not just take the Spruce Moose?
Yeah. I know what it's from ;)
Wow, he's eaten so much chocolate his SKIN is made of the stuff.
By the way, that's not meant to be a racist joke. Sorry if it offends anyone. But I am guessing that if it would offend you, you wouldn't attend a site with jokes about 9/11 :P
Hyes! Falcon thumbup!
I hope it's not that disgusting reindeer chocolate…
wait if Shaun is a valve insider then the next campaign going to take place in deliciousness!
too soon? =P
I for one am entirely insulted being at least a quarter chocolate myself. you people need to learn some chocolate tolerance! ):<
… can't quite place the refrence…
I know I've heard it somewhere…
billy and mandy? o.O
…. coach creeps me the hell out…
…. he keeps calling late at night telling me what he's going to do to my chocolate chips… O.O
I noticed a -1 fairy is here o.o
Speaking of trolls, whatever happened to Paiv?
now i play that scene while i play fitting music.
OM…
OM NOM…
NOM NOM…
OM NOM OM NOM…
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM!
*Chomp* *Chomp*
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Can't forget the obligatory Zippocats to roast them over :3
Then he would have streak marks….D:
Oh, that was your number? Damn, I thought it was my girlfriend D:!
Indeed, Rule #64
Eh, let the haters hate. All they're doing is just showing off their ignoance of the spirit of comedy.
Also, re-+1'd the thread.
Not soon enough XD
You know…there is this thing. It's called "skill". Not many people have it, but there are a few. This is an example of it if this is g-mod.
0_0 you…you…monster!
don't worry lol cat, ill make sure you won't get set on fire. T_T
That's… kind of adorable actually. In a creepy sort of way
You know you're not a quarter chocolate….it's fudge :P
Another meme is born thanks to Soapdish :P
"Where'd you get that?"
"My cousin sent it"
"Are those pills inside it?"
What? You mean it's not an emotion indicative of joy and cheerfulness?
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE!
No, GET TO THE CHOCCA!
What next? Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes?
No…it can't be…
That has to be the greatest piece of chocolate technology that has ever existed! Now if only we could find a use for it, other then eating it….THROW IT AT PEOPLE!
DAMNIT I was going to make that joke! You bastard!
Hope you don't have a date tonight, because after I'm done with you, you'll look like you've been run over by a hippo! HEHEHEHEHEHE
Has anyone (Other than me) only played Coach and nobody else in Left 4 Dead 2, JUST because of this fad?
Gotta find those Twinkies too, before they expire!
"No, it's candy corn to look like pills. He would never give real pills to anyone."
then its really fucking well done compared the the 98% of the other gmod submtions i've seen
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get!
The Coach's life, however, is like a chocolate helicopter. Or, at least he wishes.
Is that a Fairly Oddparents reference?
His face is priceless
Ohhhhhh…. do not want toasty I see.
And didn't Chief get the Recon armor cuz Arby asked for him to get it? That was a fun episode.
I knew we couldn't trust Nick… that chocolate helicopter is a distraction!
Spy sappin mah tastebuds!
Nobody remembers the Channel Chasers episode? I mean seriously, all those parodies of classic television shows were classic.
And that's why in Left 4 Dead 3 the two groups will meet up somewhere in Virginia and have some insane 8 survivor campaigns.
What I hope is that in Left 4 Dead 2, there's some sort of easter egg/campaign complete award to unlock the old survivors.
Internets to the first person to release a chocolate helicopter model into G Mod for all the internets to enjoy. (Not for me, I don't have G Mod. We must let the lulz ensue though.)
fudge is chocolate… -.-
WHO SENDS ZOMBIES TO FIGHT ME!?
Since I put logic before imagination, woudln't the graham cracker bi-planes turn into mush in contact with water, killing hundreds while the marshmallow jetpacks will set fire to itself, possibly resulting in a ballistic fireball of body parts and marshmallowy goodness?
It was a fun episode. But chief doesn't burn too well being made of plastic and all.
More zombies!?
I HATE FUCKING SNOWBALLS!
We can only dream… Or go find those game designers and point a rocket launcher at their head point -blank range.
Make it like monkey bombs but instead we will call it choco bombs "their explosively delicious"
I would but somebody made me by this piece of shit nintendo crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Super deluxe triple chocolate with caramel and nuts again! WOOO HOOOO OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
No that fudge is a spy.
INDEED! I don't have g-mod either. But i will take choco copters anyday.
George Romero.
SILENCE!
*backstabs*
IT'S A TRAP!
I'm just glad I could help.
before he changed his message, it was a zippocat bonfire to roast them after.
just like my last family reuniun… good times… :D
Will this happen on Christmas too? If so, please make sure that I am at least 50 Miles away!
Mmmmm…choco bombs….wait…IT'S A TRAP!
*bleeds*
Just a flesh wound!
nah, Christmas is fairly tame… only a few dousin get killed then… (CAN'T SPELL TODAY! D:)
So…That means…your a zombie…!?
Everyone run! Women and me first!
For every meme that is born, another dies…
*Looks at Kayne West*
*cuts off arms and legs*
alright… we'll call it a draw… -.-
Indeed it is.
The Speed Racer parody was my favorite.
Chocolate helicopters: The new Peels?
I 5 this for the "Evacuating tastebuds to deliciousness" Line
helicopter chocolate for rides on chocolate helicopters brings chocolatey goodness to helicopter rides
I bet none of you have played the Left 4 Dead 2 demo.
>;3
I amused how much the game graphics has improved this last years….. and how much the chocolate industry has improved They can make frakin chocolate helicopters!
ya but bungie took his recon for cheeting
HA HU HEUGH
I don't like Coconut. Its not the flavor, its the consistency.
how about in a few hours it will be put into a toilet
Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
the cobra attack helicopter
oh yeah i owned your chocolate
You are what you eat?
yay for simpson quotes
ahh, thats where its from!
The hour after making that comment…this gets posted.
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that one was never even a meme… -.-
Well it was a dying one so lets leave it as that…and never speak of it again.
If anyone DOES try to mention it, I'll make sure to not let them do that.
get firefox! spell check FTW
but i'm too damn lazy!!! D:
YOU CANNOT RACE IN THIS RACE IT IS TOO DANGEROUS
And if that fails, there's nothing better then a good old Falcon Punch!
What about cookies? They are worth more then chocolate!
I don't know how I did not even see that!
You would probably unlock some old movie clips with cameo appearances of Louis in a corner with a crapload of pills.
Or a laser blast to the face.
Poor Ellis, he was expecting a horse :(
BUT POP, I MUST RACE IN THIS RACE! *more fast gibberish about racing while action shots appear on screen* HA HU HEUGH!
Oh I see… running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
(Thank you Monty Python youtube channel.)
i wanna eat that right now…:)
Wait… really?
You, sir, have just made my day. I salute you!
yeah, that'd be sweet…Francis is way more bad-ass than the guy in the baseball cap …(cough)scout from tf2(cough)
Chocolate Helicopters: The Coach's Sandvich.
It's even more of a resemblance when you consider that there's a baseball bat weapon.
Wouldn't that be like setting styrofoam on fire?
… I don't know whether to take that as a compliment, or just run for my life… o.o
I've actually heard that in one of the maps there's supposed to be four corpses somewhere made to look like Bill, Zoey, Louis, and Francis.
Yeah, I'm worried that buring souls may be environmentally bad. Not because it hurts the environment, but because it gives those green bastards another thing to complain about my daily life (souls smell like toast).
Only if they are chocolate chip… and the cookie is chocolate flavored… with chocolate packaging… bought from a chocolate store (that is a store made from chocolate)… in a chocolate city… on a chocolate world…
Who am I kidding, we destroy one of those planets every year for valentines day (another reason that the holiday is evil besides it being just a kick in the balls to single people everywhere).
No it doesn't, it means that I'm willing to kill anything standing in my way to get to the chocolate, zombie or human!
Or if not to a toilet in time, then it will be in his pants.
Run Coward! I Hunger!
Oh? Then it's all good!
Only for the Enron Execs. Recon gives off more of a bitter almonds smell. So it's like cyanide :D
They have the rocket launchers. Your gripes are invalid.
Yeah really.
'Daww, thats adorable.
OM NOM NOM!!!! I would snatch that from him so fast, I don't care what the consequences would be.
Eat all chocolate helicopters… Thats mah 'ficial instructions
What did I do?! I'll take credit anyway though. That's how I roll.
You avoided my query to Paiv's situation…
Here kitty kitty >:3
What do I look like, his mother? How should I know?
You can't trick him, hes a smart kitty >:3