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Happiness is a Chocolate Helicopter

Nick’s prophecy has come to pass! It may not evac them to safety, but it will certainly evac their tastebuds to deliciousness!
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Happiness is a Chocolate Helicopter

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 15, 2009 · 12:29 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(243 votes, average: 4.6 out of 5)

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Left 4 Dead, PC, Secret Items, Tasty Treats, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Badonk on November 15th, 2009 5:29 am

Get some graham cracker bi-planes and a few Marshmallow jet packs and we have a party!
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 5:39 am

Anyone else reminded of Heavy and his Sandvich right now?
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:41 am

I can see why the zombies desperately want to kill them now.
They want ze delishush CHOCOLATE!
By gods…I just realized that I myself want the chocolate too…
Uh…I'll be right back. I'm…washing my hair.
WizardRex on November 15th, 2009 5:43 am

What's your favorite kind of helicopter? Mine's chocolate!
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 15th, 2009 5:46 am

"I will put you…. in my pants."
MrRaccoon on November 15th, 2009 5:51 am

Chocolate: because it's worth a zombie apocalipse
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:52 am

You already did this joke.
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:53 am

My god you dye his face white and he IS the heavy!
Eureka!
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 5:56 am

Rule of Halolz #64: Halolz: Your premiere source for eco-friendly and recycled videogame screen captions
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:56 am

It also happens to be worth shooting the guy to your left that happens to be staring hungrily at YOUR chocolate.
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 5:56 am

In before that ellis is a spy.
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:57 am

The rule is a lie.
Senax on November 15th, 2009 5:59 am

The spy is behind Ellis, in the middle of stabbing him, which is why his mouth is effed up.
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 6:04 am

No, I think not.
Senax on November 15th, 2009 6:11 am

Well alrighty then! *leaves everything and goes back to base*
Ataeru on November 15th, 2009 6:14 am

What was that chocolate helicopter? kill them all? GOOD IDEA! AH HA HA HA HA HA!
Ataeru on November 15th, 2009 6:16 am

Ellis: well ill be damned, there is a chocolate helicopter up here.
Jet_Sparrow on November 15th, 2009 6:17 am

Quickly, survivors! We need to GET TO THA CHOPPA!
KiruBananers on November 15th, 2009 6:19 am

This is the exact same reason Louis Got pounced so often.Told him to stand in the middle of the street with tinfoil on his head
RyderJ on November 15th, 2009 6:20 am

Dammit, I just made that joke. Redundant comment baleted.
Rogan on November 15th, 2009 6:30 am

is this gmod? because it's too well done, and i don't remember any of those poses from any video
nobrain on November 15th, 2009 6:37 am

"Quick, get in, we will take this helicopter to safety"
"But sir, it's a chocolate model…"
*cocks gun*
"I said get… in…"

Thumbup for whoever can guess where I spoofed this quote from (last time I spoofed a quote, no one got it, and it was from Die Hard 3. You can see which one by checking my comments history)
Joshy206 on November 15th, 2009 6:43 am

OM NOM NOM
Joshy206 on November 15th, 2009 6:43 am

Why the helicopter? Why not just take the Spruce Moose?

Yeah. I know what it's from ;)
Joshy206 on November 15th, 2009 6:45 am

Wow, he's eaten so much chocolate his SKIN is made of the stuff.

By the way, that's not meant to be a racist joke. Sorry if it offends anyone. But I am guessing that if it would offend you, you wouldn't attend a site with jokes about 9/11 :P
nobrain on November 15th, 2009 6:46 am

Hyes! Falcon thumbup!
Cheat2Win on November 15th, 2009 6:47 am

I hope it's not that disgusting reindeer chocolate…
rory_m on November 15th, 2009 6:57 am

wait if Shaun is a valve insider then the next campaign going to take place in deliciousness!
MrRaccoon on November 15th, 2009 7:03 am

too soon? =P
TCC on November 15th, 2009 7:11 am

I for one am entirely insulted being at least a quarter chocolate myself. you people need to learn some chocolate tolerance! ):<
TCC on November 15th, 2009 7:13 am

… can't quite place the refrence…
I know I've heard it somewhere…
billy and mandy? o.O
TCC on November 15th, 2009 7:16 am

…. coach creeps me the hell out…

…. he keeps calling late at night telling me what he's going to do to my chocolate chips… O.O
Senax on November 15th, 2009 7:30 am

I noticed a -1 fairy is here o.o
Speaking of trolls, whatever happened to Paiv?
Ataeru on November 15th, 2009 8:03 am

now i play that scene while i play fitting music.

OM…
OM NOM…
NOM NOM…
OM NOM OM NOM…
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM OM NOM!
*Chomp* *Chomp*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:25 am

Can't forget the obligatory Zippocats to roast them over :3
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:26 am

Then he would have streak marks….D:
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:27 am

Oh, that was your number? Damn, I thought it was my girlfriend D:!
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:31 am

Indeed, Rule #64
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:34 am

Eh, let the haters hate. All they're doing is just showing off their ignoance of the spirit of comedy.

Also, re-+1'd the thread.
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:35 am

Not soon enough XD
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 8:37 am

You know…there is this thing. It's called "skill". Not many people have it, but there are a few. This is an example of it if this is g-mod.
Ataeru on November 15th, 2009 8:52 am

0_0 you…you…monster!

don't worry lol cat, ill make sure you won't get set on fire. T_T
clfreak on November 15th, 2009 9:30 am

That's… kind of adorable actually. In a creepy sort of way
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 9:51 am

You know you're not a quarter chocolate….it's fudge :P
Daifuku on November 15th, 2009 9:55 am

Another meme is born thanks to Soapdish :P
Taiho on November 15th, 2009 9:56 am

"Where'd you get that?"

"My cousin sent it"

"Are those pills inside it?"
Hareoic on November 15th, 2009 10:35 am

What? You mean it's not an emotion indicative of joy and cheerfulness?
I'VE BEEN LIVING A LIE!
BlueChameleon on November 15th, 2009 10:36 am

No, GET TO THE CHOCCA!
BlueChameleon on November 15th, 2009 10:48 am

What next? Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes?
No…it can't be…
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 11:59 am

That has to be the greatest piece of chocolate technology that has ever existed! Now if only we could find a use for it, other then eating it….THROW IT AT PEOPLE!
Tenck on November 15th, 2009 12:00 pm

DAMNIT I was going to make that joke! You bastard!

Hope you don't have a date tonight, because after I'm done with you, you'll look like you've been run over by a hippo! HEHEHEHEHEHE
Alpar on November 15th, 2009 1:48 pm

Has anyone (Other than me) only played Coach and nobody else in Left 4 Dead 2, JUST because of this fad?
Caelun_Niveus on November 15th, 2009 2:29 pm

Gotta find those Twinkies too, before they expire!
Caelun_Niveus on November 15th, 2009 2:32 pm

"No, it's candy corn to look like pills. He would never give real pills to anyone."
Rogan on November 15th, 2009 3:08 pm

then its really fucking well done compared the the 98% of the other gmod submtions i've seen
Marzen on November 15th, 2009 3:18 pm

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get!

The Coach's life, however, is like a chocolate helicopter. Or, at least he wishes.
Captain Rehab on November 15th, 2009 3:34 pm

Is that a Fairly Oddparents reference?
Captain Rehab on November 15th, 2009 3:43 pm

His face is priceless
Lohlwhaut on November 15th, 2009 3:48 pm

Ohhhhhh…. do not want toasty I see.

And didn't Chief get the Recon armor cuz Arby asked for him to get it? That was a fun episode.
Lohlwhaut on November 15th, 2009 3:49 pm

I knew we couldn't trust Nick… that chocolate helicopter is a distraction!

Spy sappin mah tastebuds!
Lohlwhaut on November 15th, 2009 3:50 pm

Nobody remembers the Channel Chasers episode? I mean seriously, all those parodies of classic television shows were classic.
Lohlwhaut on November 15th, 2009 3:51 pm

And that's why in Left 4 Dead 3 the two groups will meet up somewhere in Virginia and have some insane 8 survivor campaigns.
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 3:54 pm

What I hope is that in Left 4 Dead 2, there's some sort of easter egg/campaign complete award to unlock the old survivors.
Lohlwhaut on November 15th, 2009 3:56 pm

Internets to the first person to release a chocolate helicopter model into G Mod for all the internets to enjoy. (Not for me, I don't have G Mod. We must let the lulz ensue though.)
TCC on November 15th, 2009 4:48 pm

fudge is chocolate… -.-
BurnoutSpartan on November 15th, 2009 4:48 pm

WHO SENDS ZOMBIES TO FIGHT ME!?
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 4:51 pm

Since I put logic before imagination, woudln't the graham cracker bi-planes turn into mush in contact with water, killing hundreds while the marshmallow jetpacks will set fire to itself, possibly resulting in a ballistic fireball of body parts and marshmallowy goodness?
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:01 pm

It was a fun episode. But chief doesn't burn too well being made of plastic and all.
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:02 pm

More zombies!?
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:03 pm

I HATE FUCKING SNOWBALLS!
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:04 pm

We can only dream… Or go find those game designers and point a rocket launcher at their head point -blank range.
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:05 pm

Make it like monkey bombs but instead we will call it choco bombs "their explosively delicious"
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:06 pm

I would but somebody made me by this piece of shit nintendo crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:07 pm

Super deluxe triple chocolate with caramel and nuts again! WOOO HOOOO OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:08 pm

No that fudge is a spy.
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 5:11 pm

INDEED! I don't have g-mod either. But i will take choco copters anyday.
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 5:18 pm

George Romero.
TCC on November 15th, 2009 5:34 pm

SILENCE!
*backstabs*
Techercizer on November 15th, 2009 5:40 pm

IT'S A TRAP!
WizardRex on November 15th, 2009 6:01 pm

I'm just glad I could help.
Ataeru on November 15th, 2009 6:05 pm

before he changed his message, it was a zippocat bonfire to roast them after.
TCC on November 15th, 2009 6:21 pm

just like my last family reuniun… good times… :D
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:25 pm

Will this happen on Christmas too? If so, please make sure that I am at least 50 Miles away!
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:26 pm

Mmmmm…choco bombs….wait…IT'S A TRAP!
shadow649 on November 15th, 2009 6:46 pm

*bleeds*
Just a flesh wound!
TCC on November 15th, 2009 6:50 pm

nah, Christmas is fairly tame… only a few dousin get killed then… (CAN'T SPELL TODAY! D:)
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:54 pm

So…That means…your a zombie…!?
Everyone run! Women and me first!
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 6:55 pm

For every meme that is born, another dies…
*Looks at Kayne West*
TCC on November 15th, 2009 6:55 pm

*cuts off arms and legs*

alright… we'll call it a draw… -.-
Cheat2Win on November 15th, 2009 7:45 pm

Indeed it is.
Cheat2Win on November 15th, 2009 7:46 pm

The Speed Racer parody was my favorite.
Santy on November 15th, 2009 7:55 pm

Chocolate helicopters: The new Peels?
Someguy5031 on November 15th, 2009 7:58 pm

I 5 this for the "Evacuating tastebuds to deliciousness" Line
kirbyownsyou97 on November 15th, 2009 8:07 pm

helicopter chocolate for rides on chocolate helicopters brings chocolatey goodness to helicopter rides
Link_09 on November 15th, 2009 8:08 pm

I bet none of you have played the Left 4 Dead 2 demo.
>;3
fmarulz on November 15th, 2009 8:16 pm

I amused how much the game graphics has improved this last years….. and how much the chocolate industry has improved They can make frakin chocolate helicopters!
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:35 pm

ya but bungie took his recon for cheeting
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:37 pm

HA HU HEUGH
Captain Rehab on November 15th, 2009 8:37 pm

I don't like Coconut. Its not the flavor, its the consistency.
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:38 pm

how about in a few hours it will be put into a toilet
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:40 pm

Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:42 pm

the cobra attack helicopter
oh yeah i owned your chocolate
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:44 pm

You are what you eat?
Acrazymonke on November 15th, 2009 8:45 pm

yay for simpson quotes
TCC on November 15th, 2009 8:59 pm

ahh, thats where its from!
BlueChameleon on November 15th, 2009 9:01 pm

The hour after making that comment…this gets posted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYNpsCyzyw8
TCC on November 15th, 2009 9:02 pm

that one was never even a meme… -.-
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 9:04 pm

Well it was a dying one so lets leave it as that…and never speak of it again.
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 9:08 pm

If anyone DOES try to mention it, I'll make sure to not let them do that.
Badonk on November 15th, 2009 9:45 pm

get firefox! spell check FTW
TCC on November 15th, 2009 9:51 pm

but i'm too damn lazy!!! D:
Cheat2Win on November 15th, 2009 10:18 pm

YOU CANNOT RACE IN THIS RACE IT IS TOO DANGEROUS
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 10:49 pm

And if that fails, there's nothing better then a good old Falcon Punch!
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 10:51 pm

What about cookies? They are worth more then chocolate!
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 10:52 pm

I don't know how I did not even see that!
DClaw on November 15th, 2009 10:55 pm

You would probably unlock some old movie clips with cameo appearances of Louis in a corner with a crapload of pills.
Roflcopter419 on November 15th, 2009 10:59 pm

Or a laser blast to the face.
pinecone2654 on November 15th, 2009 11:59 pm

Poor Ellis, he was expecting a horse :(
Lohlwhaut on November 16th, 2009 12:22 am

BUT POP, I MUST RACE IN THIS RACE! *more fast gibberish about racing while action shots appear on screen* HA HU HEUGH!
Lohlwhaut on November 16th, 2009 12:29 am

Oh I see… running away, eh? Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
(Thank you Monty Python youtube channel.)
PacOrange9 on November 16th, 2009 12:42 am

i wanna eat that right now…:)
Nick Soapdish on November 16th, 2009 1:22 am

Wait… really?
Jet_Sparrow on November 16th, 2009 1:35 am

You, sir, have just made my day. I salute you!
Onslaught335 on November 16th, 2009 1:37 am

yeah, that'd be sweet…Francis is way more bad-ass than the guy in the baseball cap …(cough)scout from tf2(cough)
aimless_void on November 16th, 2009 1:46 am

Chocolate Helicopters: The Coach's Sandvich.
Roflcopter419 on November 16th, 2009 1:48 am

It's even more of a resemblance when you consider that there's a baseball bat weapon.
Paulrus-Keaton? on November 16th, 2009 4:21 am

Wouldn't that be like setting styrofoam on fire?
TCC on November 16th, 2009 4:36 am

… I don't know whether to take that as a compliment, or just run for my life… o.o
Psychopatrick88 on November 16th, 2009 5:11 am

I've actually heard that in one of the maps there's supposed to be four corpses somewhere made to look like Bill, Zoey, Louis, and Francis.
TheAceOfSkulls on November 16th, 2009 5:47 am

Yeah, I'm worried that buring souls may be environmentally bad. Not because it hurts the environment, but because it gives those green bastards another thing to complain about my daily life (souls smell like toast).
TheAceOfSkulls on November 16th, 2009 5:51 am

Only if they are chocolate chip… and the cookie is chocolate flavored… with chocolate packaging… bought from a chocolate store (that is a store made from chocolate)… in a chocolate city… on a chocolate world…
Who am I kidding, we destroy one of those planets every year for valentines day (another reason that the holiday is evil besides it being just a kick in the balls to single people everywhere).
Senax on November 16th, 2009 5:59 am

No it doesn't, it means that I'm willing to kill anything standing in my way to get to the chocolate, zombie or human!
Stealthbladez on November 16th, 2009 6:02 am

Or if not to a toilet in time, then it will be in his pants.
DClaw on November 16th, 2009 7:43 am

Run Coward! I Hunger!
DClaw on November 16th, 2009 7:43 am

Oh? Then it's all good!
Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 8:00 am

Only for the Enron Execs. Recon gives off more of a bitter almonds smell. So it's like cyanide :D
Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 8:03 am

They have the rocket launchers. Your gripes are invalid.
Daifuku on November 16th, 2009 8:04 am

Yeah really.
LOLCUNO on November 16th, 2009 8:50 am

'Daww, thats adorable.
Bombahey on November 16th, 2009 4:00 pm

OM NOM NOM!!!! I would snatch that from him so fast, I don't care what the consequences would be.
Sandbag on November 16th, 2009 9:41 pm

Eat all chocolate helicopters… Thats mah 'ficial instructions
Nick Soapdish on November 17th, 2009 12:46 am

What did I do?! I'll take credit anyway though. That's how I roll.
Senax on November 17th, 2009 2:15 am

You avoided my query to Paiv's situation…
Daifuku on November 17th, 2009 12:19 pm

Here kitty kitty >:3
Daifuku on November 17th, 2009 12:23 pm

What do I look like, his mother? How should I know?
Ataeru on November 17th, 2009 9:21 pm

You can't trick him, hes a smart kitty >:3

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