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MY TEAM - It’s Full of Babies

Dawww… I don’t know what’s more adorable, a tiny Medic, a tinier Heavy, or that they are connected by a medi-gun stream. >__<
And they are even more adorable when they are doing the voices on video!
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MY TEAM - It’s Full of Babies

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 10, 2009 · 11:51 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(454 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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Darkangelsv1 on November 10th, 2009 1:11 pm

D’AAAAAAAAW….

I feel… So Happy… Inside… :)
Someguy5031 on November 10th, 2009 1:46 pm

I was told we would be fighting men!!
Someguy5031 on November 10th, 2009 1:47 pm

I was told we would be fighting MEN! Also we got a new category cause of this?
Badonk on November 10th, 2009 4:54 pm

Mine Diaper is fully charged!
Schnell! Go get zem!
Rogan on November 10th, 2009 5:03 pm

i knew my team was acting weird. CRY SOME MOAR
Ataeru on November 10th, 2009 5:27 pm

They don't weapons to kill, their cuteness with them are enough.
BitHawk on November 10th, 2009 6:23 pm

How is that little guy suppose to punch out all of my blood?
MasqueNoMercy on November 10th, 2009 6:28 pm

wow… do those kids play the game? it always makes me sad when i see little kids playing video games because i always know at some point, some day, i will insult them… and they may cry… thats why i stopped using my mic when i play unless im in party on xbox
MrRaccoon on November 10th, 2009 6:29 pm

Oh my god, thy touched sasha!
WHO TOUCHED MY PLUSHIE!

They are pretty bad *snif*
MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM *cryes*
BlueChameleon on November 10th, 2009 6:31 pm

I am amused by itty-bitty teeny team!
BlueChameleon on November 10th, 2009 6:40 pm

Can we replace Heavy in the top left corner of the page? Pleeeeease?
pinecone2654 on November 10th, 2009 6:53 pm

Saw the video.. Cute and inspiring - I'm gonna be the weirdest father in my neighborhood someday :D
/confidence
Caelun_Niveus on November 10th, 2009 7:00 pm

Put Diaper changing station here!
DClaw on November 10th, 2009 7:04 pm

Well, there's an obvious punchline that can be used, but when it's this obvious…Where's that Colonel?
WizardRex on November 10th, 2009 7:18 pm

These kids obviously have the coolest parents in the world.
Last on November 10th, 2009 7:28 pm

Spy sapping my legos
Marzen on November 10th, 2009 7:50 pm

I wish I was as awesome as these kids when I was their age.
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 8:01 pm

Who sends adults to fight me!
FoxyMayo on November 10th, 2009 8:10 pm

I laughed for a good ten minutes at this and the video.

Entire team is babies. Entire team is babies indeed!! FIVED.
Lohlwhaut on November 10th, 2009 8:10 pm

Exactly! Break 'em in when they're young; so when they get older, they know what the hell to do!

Hell, my Guild Leader in WoW has his daughter play, and she's around 8.
Lohlwhaut on November 10th, 2009 8:12 pm

You know what? They probably will… you are so mean to chrilden.
Lohlwhaut on November 10th, 2009 8:12 pm

With his fists; they are made out of plastic!
Rogan on November 10th, 2009 8:47 pm

i HATE children…. but when i submited this I couldn't help but feeling BAAWW when i saw one of them cosplaying my favorite class
kirbyownsyou97 on November 10th, 2009 8:54 pm

YOUR WHOLE TEAM IS MEN. I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING BABIES
OrionX on November 10th, 2009 9:18 pm

He needs to eat a sandvich first. Cut into 2 triangles, and without the crusts, of course.
nobrain on November 10th, 2009 9:29 pm

Who sends babies… WHO SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT YOU!? This team sends ONLY babies, and they hurt.
ArmyOfMidgets on November 10th, 2009 9:44 pm

Soooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
……
That medic is a spy.
Roflcopter419 on November 10th, 2009 9:47 pm

Hey, I noticed your description says you only made an account to join the Church of Wolf. I believe I can help you with that.
clfreak on November 10th, 2009 9:50 pm

Yet another example of 'Dad is Uber Geek'
…just like mine, really XD
Stealthbladez on November 10th, 2009 9:52 pm

Well, it says Church of Woof, but…
MyApologies on November 10th, 2009 9:55 pm

What sick man sent BABIES to fight me?!
clfreak on November 10th, 2009 10:00 pm

"…I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart ubered cuteness"
(aside) Ffff, cry some moar… XD
Captain Rehab on November 10th, 2009 10:10 pm

Its time for BF2 to be released
That is, Baby fortress 2
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 10:17 pm

Sweet, whisper me or something
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 10:17 pm

That was a lame joke to make me popular with the cool kids
Stealthbladez on November 10th, 2009 10:20 pm

Well good sir, I belive it has worked.
Stealthbladez on November 10th, 2009 10:20 pm

Canz I plz haz in too?
SexyLegs on November 10th, 2009 10:26 pm

HEAVY: now turn around…. MEDIC: (nothings there)
HEAVY: no no turn around again MEDIC: (nothings there again)
HEAVY: ok ok ok, turn around one more time!!!!! MEDIC:(THERES NOTHING THERE HEAVY!)
(medic turns back forward)
MEDIC: HEAVY where did u go?
SPY: Right behind you
da da da da da da da da da
Roflcopter419 on November 10th, 2009 10:27 pm

Sure, ok. Always good to have new recruits.
BurnoutSpartan on November 10th, 2009 10:28 pm

Other child TF2 quotes
Bwildin a dispensder!
Spah sapping ma sentwy
They gonna havta gue you back togetha, in H-E-double hockeystick
Boom! Headshah!
BONK!(not much change for Scout)
Hm-Mmph-mmph(same for Pyro)
Roflcopter419 on November 10th, 2009 10:30 pm

Oh, I thought it was I typo.

Anyways, you're in if you still want to be.
Stealthbladez on November 10th, 2009 10:32 pm

:D
kirbyownsyou97 on November 10th, 2009 10:34 pm

btw can someone link me to the vid?
Badonk on November 10th, 2009 10:51 pm

Don't do it people! do you want to damn your eternal soul into your so called master from not letting you do that?

The falcon is the way and the light! Join us and you shall be saved!
(plus you get cookies and we teach you how to properly Falcon Pawnch)
Badonk on November 10th, 2009 10:53 pm

lol my old girlfriends whole family plays wow, her parents and her 2 little year old sisters all have level 80's. Its kinda cool how young people are getting into real gaming nowadays.
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 10:54 pm

so umm..where do i sign up and give my soul to wolf, or will he not let me do that?
Senax on November 10th, 2009 10:57 pm

Can't let you deny us entry, Falcon!
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 10:58 pm

i went to one of those meetings and tried to eat some cookies and pawnch but Wolf came from the depths of Corneria and told me he would not let me do that unless i joined him, so here i am.
BurnoutSpartan on November 10th, 2009 11:13 pm

Shawn did. See his comment.
TCC on November 10th, 2009 11:15 pm

yeah, but now your further from the cookies and pawnch then ever before. If you had stayed the other falconist(as) could have instructed you in the ways of showing your moves, and the cookies and pawnch would flow, but now you are confined, and not aloud to do that… you may still have a chance… change your preventative ways while you still can! :O
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 11:17 pm

well actually i told Wolf i didnt want the cookies and pawnch but he couldnt let me do that so i ate them later on
Alpar on November 10th, 2009 11:18 pm

Let us fight baby man, versus tinier baby man
Coodoo on November 10th, 2009 11:19 pm

AAAhhhh hahaha! As soon as I saw this I knew it would be the highest rated on the site.
TCC on November 10th, 2009 11:25 pm

… but you just said wolf couldn't let you eat the cookies… o.o

also, if you didn't want cookies and pawnch why were you even there on cookie and pawnch day? -.-
Roflcopter419 on November 10th, 2009 11:34 pm

You're in already, don't worry.
Leo058 on November 10th, 2009 11:45 pm

…They are so small… it is funny to me.
Cantletudothat on November 10th, 2009 11:51 pm

i did, but if i said i did then wolf wouldnt let me do that. So if i said i didnt want them then wolf couldnt let me not want them therefore i had to get them.
GameboyPATH on November 10th, 2009 11:52 pm

The spy would have to crouch to backstab one of them.

"I bwoke yo stoopid cwap, moron!"
Caelun_Niveus on November 11th, 2009 12:06 am

… But that's exactly like the in-game sanvich O_O
http://lavalevel.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/s…
shadow649 on November 11th, 2009 12:15 am

I'm sure you were just in your own "special" way.
shadow649 on November 11th, 2009 12:16 am

Babies is disguised as men of course.
shadow649 on November 11th, 2009 12:19 am

That spy disguised as a medic is actually a medic disguised as a spy disguised as a medic of course.
jjenjr on November 11th, 2009 12:20 am

BLOCKFORT DOWN!
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 12:26 am

its no use Tcc, hes too far gone.

We are not the catholic church, we do not force people to join
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 12:31 am

yup, no soul required.
but i must ask roflcopter, should we make him as a mascot?
he does kinda represent wolf's ideals.
Marzen on November 11th, 2009 12:35 am

I actually DID dress up as Link for Halloween once… but even a baby Link fails in comparison to this cuteness!
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 12:35 am

Yeah, that would be good position for him.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 12:35 am

Yeah, that would be good position for him.
Caelun_Niveus on November 11th, 2009 12:43 am

What of the Spy?
"Gentlemen?"
"And you mother as well."
TCC on November 11th, 2009 12:46 am

true… although we do pawnch them in the face for tottaly unrelated reasons. :b
TCC on November 11th, 2009 12:48 am

… I need to build a sentry out of legos… o.o
TCC on November 11th, 2009 12:49 am

then they get their mouths washed out with soap… -.-
Hakokoro on November 11th, 2009 12:51 am

Maybe this tema is full of babies but still…

THERES NOT ENOUGHT LITTE GIRLS ON THIS TEAM!
AreUExperienced on November 11th, 2009 1:17 am

It should be noted that the alleged "cuteness" of the subjects herein depicted would have no effect upon the Heavy's temperament, as his entire livelihood is based around killing people whom he (or his superiors) deems inferior (or "babies," as he would term it).
Coodoo on November 11th, 2009 1:41 am

That's the kind of wife I want! The kind that agrees to dress the kids up as TF2 characters!
Davis007 on November 11th, 2009 1:42 am

Grats on the 100
BtEO on November 11th, 2009 1:43 am

Already been done:
http://blake786.deviantart.com/art/Lego-TF2-Sentr…
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 2:11 am

SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThatOneDude on November 11th, 2009 2:13 am

Erectin' a changing table!
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 2:26 am

Like +1-ning every freakin commenter in this reply chain? Hopefully not though.

And before you yell at me for +1ing every wolfite, remember: Wolf won't let me not +1 them.
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 2:28 am

It's awesome until you are trying to raid and she freakin runs into every add that spawns when you get near their point… I mean seriously: We cleared the entire area and she found more to attack her!
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 2:29 am

Ahem, gentlechildren.
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 2:30 am

Would be totally worth the soap for the sheer Internet-shaking awesome.
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 2:38 am

I cant let you not stop +1ing me
Vosur on November 11th, 2009 2:45 am

"I broke your toys as well."
"Need a cookie here!"
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 2:46 am

Actually, that's not a requirement. You need a soul for the trip to hell that you receive courtesy of halolz.
TCC on November 11th, 2009 2:51 am

you go on ahead showing your moves… I don't make a habit of stopping things like some people who shall remane nameless… -.-
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 2:54 am

*whistles innocently*
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 2:55 am

but are you gay? hyes, do you support terrorism, hyes, do you beat babies with a sack of kittens, hyes
TCC on November 11th, 2009 3:02 am

sir, just because I am not following your customs is by no means a reason to insult me. not that you are. in fact if anything, as the newly named spokesperson for wolfism you are insulting your own religon, and giving it an even worse name… and one more thing… *PAWNCH!*
TCC on November 11th, 2009 3:03 am

… that's not incriminating at all! :D
Fawful on November 11th, 2009 3:05 am

" Do not run, it's just chocolate."
TCC on November 11th, 2009 3:06 am

by the way, you should get your representative under control. He's brutaly insulting a falconist(a) and making a bad example of wolfites as a whole… I figure you would have had better control of him considering your whole thing is about… well… preventing stuff… o.o
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 3:11 am

thanks lol
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 3:23 am

i didnt agree to be a spokesperson, i just wanted to join.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:26 am

No, not at all.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:28 am

Still, some ground rules for being a wolfite are in place.

A. NEVER insult a falconista with an Epeen above 69, unless you have a death wish
B. Generally, keep it civil, (until we follow the plan I've arranged to take over halolz)
C. Prevent people from doing stuff

Follow these three rules, and You'll do just fine.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:30 am

I didn't expect that. Don't worry though. He's just misguided. I'll lead him in the right direction.
TCC on November 11th, 2009 3:41 am

spokesperson or not it's still a bad example of a wolfite, and makes the entire organization look like trolls. I recomend you stick to roflcopters tips, and not cross a falconista again.. -.-
Nick Soapdish on November 11th, 2009 3:46 am

I'm sure my wife Won't Let Me Do That with my kid. She's a bit like Wolf…. except she's a woman….and not a wolf….and not a starship pilot….
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 3:47 am

a falconist telling me not to do something O.O -head explodes-
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:53 am

You know, this is probably going to be the one and only time I'm going to tell someone in the church to listen to a falconista. You're forgiven this time, though. And if you don't want to be spokesman, you don't have to be.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:55 am

And not worshipped by Halolzers… And not missing an eye (probably)
TCC on November 11th, 2009 3:58 am

it's not that I'm preventing, I'm just warning of reprucussions… -.-
Link_09 on November 11th, 2009 3:58 am

Parents actually so desperate they dressed their own children as TF2 characters.
wow. just wow.

Great picture though!
ProfessorLuigi452 on November 11th, 2009 4:05 am

Playing M rated game…
Your doing it…. Right??
KiruBananers on November 11th, 2009 4:27 am

Babys sappin my juice bottle!
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 4:29 am

We at the church of falcon do not discriminate, we accept all. Be them straight or gay, Black or white, just prepare to die if you do anything to little kids, we are strictly against any an all acts of pedobearism.

So fuck whoever you want, jut make sure its above 18 and gives consent.
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 4:30 am

Wolfite logic! it makes no sense!
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 4:44 am

So at least the churches are on even ground someplace.
Vosur on November 11th, 2009 4:46 am

"Nom Nom Nom…"
"Erectin' a Tinkertoy."
"I'mrunnin'circlesaroundya!" (Young Scout on caffeine)
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 4:46 am

Not true, Wolf cant let them resist their sick urges
OrionX on November 11th, 2009 4:50 am

*gets served*
(Served in the sense of getting pwnt, not served, as in served a sandvich)
(Dammit, now I'm hungry)
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 4:52 am

Depends. Sometimes he stops them from resisting for personal amusement, but it stands that they're not allowed in the church.
Judgment on November 11th, 2009 4:56 am

I dont think Wolf would let him do that
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 5:00 am

I'm sure he would. We're on a recruiting spree now. We're planning something BIG.
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 5:42 am

our logic is the same to you as falcon punches for "justice" to us.
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 5:50 am

falconites even though are our rivels, they do have some advice.

anyway what position now?
i say mascot.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 6:03 am

Eh, lets not give him one. He could be just a follower.
Acrazymonke on November 11th, 2009 6:44 am

Gentlemen
Acrazymonke on November 11th, 2009 6:51 am

SPY
Stealthbladez on November 11th, 2009 7:14 am

Cant let you make me, Badonk.
Stealthbladez on November 11th, 2009 7:16 am

Cant let you PAWNCH him, TCC :D
Stealthbladez on November 11th, 2009 7:19 am

Wow, this church is more organised than I thought, you have positions like ranks? Do like.
Stealthbladez on November 11th, 2009 7:20 am

'Brain Splod'
TCC on November 11th, 2009 7:23 am

1. youre five hours too late.
2. I am a high ranking falconista, and can show my moves despite prevention.
and 3. *PAWNCH!*
Stealthbladez on November 11th, 2009 7:28 am

1. No, YOU are 5 hours too early.
2. That may be so, still, your attack damage may equate to over 9000, but my prevention negated to some effect.
3. Oww, my nose.
Tenck on November 11th, 2009 9:59 am

*Girl eats all her candy*
I AM FULLY CHARGED!
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 10:03 am

That and you won't get killed by me! Well, not too much…
Juledawg on November 11th, 2009 10:04 am

Who sends grown men to fight me?
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 10:06 am

Indeed. Death does come on swift wings if you insult a Falconista. Mainly because more will follow :3
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 10:07 am

Like over 9000 boots to the head.
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 10:11 am

All women are Wolfites…they WILL NOT LET MEN DO THAT D:!!!
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 10:17 am

Sad thing is, I would do the same thing if I had kids. And I would feel no shame XD
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 10:21 am

Oh I see what you did there…
Sinya on November 11th, 2009 10:44 am

Born as a gamer.
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 1:01 pm

If said problem no longer exists, it is technically "solved" :3
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 1:07 pm

Epicness shall ensue for life :3
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 1:07 pm

Go for it!
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 1:10 pm

Ubered Kung-Poo?
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 3:48 pm

You shouldn't insult a wolfite either. You won't die, but your life will become a living hell.
pinecone2654 on November 11th, 2009 4:11 pm

bumper sticker:
My gamer Dominates your honors student
shadow649 on November 11th, 2009 4:19 pm

Wow I fail at life then… I never was anything cool. MY LIFE SUCKSSSS!!!! But at least i will beat you in epeen some day…*evil laugh*
Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 4:22 pm

:O That must be made FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 4:34 pm

long thread is long
errorer on November 11th, 2009 6:53 pm

Indeed, Daifuku.
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 6:57 pm

http://www.halolz.com/2009/03/27/falcon-punch-ing…

even if you pawnch the TV you sitll do not get to watch, you practily made the problem worse.
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 6:58 pm

ok im fine with that.
errorer on November 11th, 2009 7:00 pm

And by " THEY WILL NOT LET MEN DO THAT" I think you are referring to sex?
errorer on November 11th, 2009 7:01 pm

That's why the weapons are plush.
errorer on November 11th, 2009 7:07 pm

Ditto.
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 8:17 pm

I concour on this motion.
Now, I commission one of you out there with the mass productivity of the internets and photoshop to make that bumpersticker.
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 8:59 pm

Well, we're just starting to get them organized, but anyway…
Cantletudothat on November 11th, 2009 9:06 pm

How does a Wolfinist become more powerful than a falconist
Stealthbladez on November 11th, 2009 9:42 pm

Better than nothin`.
Ataeru on November 11th, 2009 9:53 pm

initially we are not as powerful as them, but when we stop then from using their power… we become more powerful.
DClaw on November 11th, 2009 9:59 pm

What about rape? If you shout "Suprise!", everything's ok!
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 11:36 pm

Not if your in the CoF, Falcon punch is the best defense against wolfites
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 11:38 pm

then
RUN COWARDS!
Lohlwhaut on November 11th, 2009 11:40 pm

The column! It is so tiny!
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 11:41 pm

lol you can try
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 11:42 pm

Awesome lol
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 11:43 pm

on it
Marzen on November 12th, 2009 1:09 am

Ohoho! You WISH, mere mortal! It shall be a race to the finish! First with 50 e-peen wins!

*takes an e-viagra*
kirbyownsyou97 on November 12th, 2009 1:16 am

am i the only one who remembered the long post chain and our quest to break the comments after this long comment chain?
Roflcopter419 on November 12th, 2009 2:59 am

Depends mostly on power. If you're a less powerful falconitista, and you piss off a Wolfite, you'll be prevented from doing so many things you'll wish you were dead.
Stealthbladez on November 12th, 2009 6:04 am

…Do I have to?
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 10:02 am

Yes you do.
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 10:03 am

Well, the logic behind pawnching a TV is that the tv had nothing good on it in the first place and thusly offended our sight. Said TV no longer existing obviously can no longer offend anyone. /logic
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 10:06 am

Epicness shall be brandished by bumpers across the world now FOR ALL TIME!!!
Daifuku on November 12th, 2009 10:06 am

And the youtube videos that would follow ^^
Stealthbladez on November 12th, 2009 10:36 am

:O I havent seen you in ages… ages being a few days…
Badonk on November 12th, 2009 4:15 pm

Now if i could only mass produce them lol
Ataeru on November 12th, 2009 6:34 pm

sad…
wait…
your falconite computers have been created in the hellspawn that is /b/ what are you going to do? ;D
ThatOneDude on November 13th, 2009 1:16 am

How to break the internet
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 9:38 am

It's a Dell….there is nothing that can be done to save that sorry excuse >_>
Daifuku on November 13th, 2009 2:54 pm

hmm….Ask Shawn. He might be able to hook it up.
need_more_Kirby on November 13th, 2009 3:19 pm

hey can i join the falconites? i will make sure to uphold the falcon tradition and instead of like a wolfite preventing them from doing something help them PAWNCH!
TCC on November 13th, 2009 3:54 pm

1. HYES!
2. the Falcon Bible is currently being drafted by Badonk on his devart page.
need_more_Kirby on November 13th, 2009 11:12 pm

Falcon Yay :"D

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