
Dawww… I don’t know what’s more adorable, a tiny Medic, a tinier Heavy, or that they are connected by a medi-gun stream. >__<
And they are even more adorable when they are doing the voices on video!
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Categories: Best Friends 4-Eva, Cosplay, Cutesy Wutesy, Heavy Weapons, Motivational, Photo Op, Team Fortress 2, Teamwork, Valve Software · Leave a comment (182 Comments) |
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Mine Diaper is fully charged!
Schnell! Go get zem!
i knew my team was acting weird. CRY SOME MOAR
They don't weapons to kill, their cuteness with them are enough.
D’AAAAAAAAW….
I feel… So Happy… Inside… :)
How is that little guy suppose to punch out all of my blood?
wow… do those kids play the game? it always makes me sad when i see little kids playing video games because i always know at some point, some day, i will insult them… and they may cry… thats why i stopped using my mic when i play unless im in party on xbox
Oh my god, thy touched sasha!
WHO TOUCHED MY PLUSHIE!
They are pretty bad *snif*
MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM *cryes*
I am amused by itty-bitty teeny team!
Can we replace Heavy in the top left corner of the page? Pleeeeease?
I was told we would be fighting men!!
I was told we would be fighting MEN! Also we got a new category cause of this?
Saw the video.. Cute and inspiring – I'm gonna be the weirdest father in my neighborhood someday :D
/confidence
Put Diaper changing station here!
Well, there's an obvious punchline that can be used, but when it's this obvious…Where's that Colonel?
These kids obviously have the coolest parents in the world.
Spy sapping my legos
I wish I was as awesome as these kids when I was their age.
Who sends adults to fight me!
I laughed for a good ten minutes at this and the video.
Entire team is babies. Entire team is babies indeed!! FIVED.
Exactly! Break 'em in when they're young; so when they get older, they know what the hell to do!
Hell, my Guild Leader in WoW has his daughter play, and she's around 8.
You know what? They probably will… you are so mean to chrilden.
With his fists; they are made out of plastic!
i HATE children…. but when i submited this I couldn't help but feeling BAAWW when i saw one of them cosplaying my favorite class
YOUR WHOLE TEAM IS MEN. I WAS TOLD WE WOULD BE FIGHTING BABIES
He needs to eat a sandvich first. Cut into 2 triangles, and without the crusts, of course.
Who sends babies… WHO SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT YOU!? This team sends ONLY babies, and they hurt.
Soooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!
……
That medic is a spy.
Hey, I noticed your description says you only made an account to join the Church of Wolf. I believe I can help you with that.
Yet another example of 'Dad is Uber Geek'
…just like mine, really XD
Well, it says Church of Woof, but…
What sick man sent BABIES to fight me?!
"…I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart ubered cuteness"
(aside) Ffff, cry some moar… XD
Its time for BF2 to be released
That is, Baby fortress 2
Sweet, whisper me or something
That was a lame joke to make me popular with the cool kids
Well good sir, I belive it has worked.
Canz I plz haz in too?
HEAVY: now turn around…. MEDIC: (nothings there)
HEAVY: no no turn around again MEDIC: (nothings there again)
HEAVY: ok ok ok, turn around one more time!!!!! MEDIC:(THERES NOTHING THERE HEAVY!)
(medic turns back forward)
MEDIC: HEAVY where did u go?
SPY: Right behind you
da da da da da da da da da
Sure, ok. Always good to have new recruits.
Other child TF2 quotes
Bwildin a dispensder!
Spah sapping ma sentwy
They gonna havta gue you back togetha, in H-E-double hockeystick
Boom! Headshah!
BONK!(not much change for Scout)
Hm-Mmph-mmph(same for Pyro)
Oh, I thought it was I typo.
Anyways, you're in if you still want to be.
:D
btw can someone link me to the vid?
Don't do it people! do you want to damn your eternal soul into your so called master from not letting you do that?
The falcon is the way and the light! Join us and you shall be saved!
(plus you get cookies and we teach you how to properly Falcon Pawnch)
lol my old girlfriends whole family plays wow, her parents and her 2 little year old sisters all have level 80's. Its kinda cool how young people are getting into real gaming nowadays.
so umm..where do i sign up and give my soul to wolf, or will he not let me do that?
Can't let you deny us entry, Falcon!
i went to one of those meetings and tried to eat some cookies and pawnch but Wolf came from the depths of Corneria and told me he would not let me do that unless i joined him, so here i am.
Shawn did. See his comment.
yeah, but now your further from the cookies and pawnch then ever before. If you had stayed the other falconist(as) could have instructed you in the ways of showing your moves, and the cookies and pawnch would flow, but now you are confined, and not aloud to do that… you may still have a chance… change your preventative ways while you still can! :O
well actually i told Wolf i didnt want the cookies and pawnch but he couldnt let me do that so i ate them later on
Let us fight baby man, versus tinier baby man
AAAhhhh hahaha! As soon as I saw this I knew it would be the highest rated on the site.
… but you just said wolf couldn't let you eat the cookies… o.o
also, if you didn't want cookies and pawnch why were you even there on cookie and pawnch day? -.-
You're in already, don't worry.
…They are so small… it is funny to me.
i did, but if i said i did then wolf wouldnt let me do that. So if i said i didnt want them then wolf couldnt let me not want them therefore i had to get them.
The spy would have to crouch to backstab one of them.
"I bwoke yo stoopid cwap, moron!"
… But that's exactly like the in-game sanvich O_O
http://lavalevel.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/s...
I'm sure you were just in your own "special" way.
Babies is disguised as men of course.
That spy disguised as a medic is actually a medic disguised as a spy disguised as a medic of course.
BLOCKFORT DOWN!
its no use Tcc, hes too far gone.
We are not the catholic church, we do not force people to join
yup, no soul required.
but i must ask roflcopter, should we make him as a mascot?
he does kinda represent wolf's ideals.
I actually DID dress up as Link for Halloween once… but even a baby Link fails in comparison to this cuteness!
Yeah, that would be good position for him.
Yeah, that would be good position for him.
What of the Spy?
"Gentlemen?"
"And you mother as well."
true… although we do pawnch them in the face for tottaly unrelated reasons. :b
… I need to build a sentry out of legos… o.o
then they get their mouths washed out with soap… -.-
Maybe this tema is full of babies but still…
THERES NOT ENOUGHT LITTE GIRLS ON THIS TEAM!
It should be noted that the alleged "cuteness" of the subjects herein depicted would have no effect upon the Heavy's temperament, as his entire livelihood is based around killing people whom he (or his superiors) deems inferior (or "babies," as he would term it).
That's the kind of wife I want! The kind that agrees to dress the kids up as TF2 characters!
Grats on the 100
Already been done:
http://blake786.deviantart.com/art/Lego-TF2-Sentr...
SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erectin' a changing table!
Like +1-ning every freakin commenter in this reply chain? Hopefully not though.
And before you yell at me for +1ing every wolfite, remember: Wolf won't let me not +1 them.
It's awesome until you are trying to raid and she freakin runs into every add that spawns when you get near their point… I mean seriously: We cleared the entire area and she found more to attack her!
Ahem, gentlechildren.
Would be totally worth the soap for the sheer Internet-shaking awesome.
I cant let you not stop +1ing me
"I broke your toys as well."
"Need a cookie here!"
Actually, that's not a requirement. You need a soul for the trip to hell that you receive courtesy of halolz.
you go on ahead showing your moves… I don't make a habit of stopping things like some people who shall remane nameless… -.-
*whistles innocently*
but are you gay? hyes, do you support terrorism, hyes, do you beat babies with a sack of kittens, hyes
sir, just because I am not following your customs is by no means a reason to insult me. not that you are. in fact if anything, as the newly named spokesperson for wolfism you are insulting your own religon, and giving it an even worse name… and one more thing… *PAWNCH!*
… that's not incriminating at all! :D
" Do not run, it's just chocolate."
by the way, you should get your representative under control. He's brutaly insulting a falconist(a) and making a bad example of wolfites as a whole… I figure you would have had better control of him considering your whole thing is about… well… preventing stuff… o.o
thanks lol
i didnt agree to be a spokesperson, i just wanted to join.
No, not at all.
Still, some ground rules for being a wolfite are in place.
A. NEVER insult a falconista with an Epeen above 69, unless you have a death wish
B. Generally, keep it civil, (until we follow the plan I've arranged to take over halolz)
C. Prevent people from doing stuff
Follow these three rules, and You'll do just fine.
I didn't expect that. Don't worry though. He's just misguided. I'll lead him in the right direction.
spokesperson or not it's still a bad example of a wolfite, and makes the entire organization look like trolls. I recomend you stick to roflcopters tips, and not cross a falconista again.. -.-
I'm sure my wife Won't Let Me Do That with my kid. She's a bit like Wolf…. except she's a woman….and not a wolf….and not a starship pilot….
a falconist telling me not to do something O.O -head explodes-
You know, this is probably going to be the one and only time I'm going to tell someone in the church to listen to a falconista. You're forgiven this time, though. And if you don't want to be spokesman, you don't have to be.
And not worshipped by Halolzers… And not missing an eye (probably)
it's not that I'm preventing, I'm just warning of reprucussions… -.-
Parents actually so desperate they dressed their own children as TF2 characters.
wow. just wow.
Great picture though!
Playing M rated game…
Your doing it…. Right??
Babys sappin my juice bottle!
We at the church of falcon do not discriminate, we accept all. Be them straight or gay, Black or white, just prepare to die if you do anything to little kids, we are strictly against any an all acts of pedobearism.
So fuck whoever you want, jut make sure its above 18 and gives consent.
Wolfite logic! it makes no sense!
So at least the churches are on even ground someplace.
"Nom Nom Nom…"
"Erectin' a Tinkertoy."
"I'mrunnin'circlesaroundya!" (Young Scout on caffeine)
Not true, Wolf cant let them resist their sick urges
*gets served*
(Served in the sense of getting pwnt, not served, as in served a sandvich)
(Dammit, now I'm hungry)
Depends. Sometimes he stops them from resisting for personal amusement, but it stands that they're not allowed in the church.
I dont think Wolf would let him do that
I'm sure he would. We're on a recruiting spree now. We're planning something BIG.
our logic is the same to you as falcon punches for "justice" to us.
falconites even though are our rivels, they do have some advice.
anyway what position now?
i say mascot.
Eh, lets not give him one. He could be just a follower.
Gentlemen
SPY
Cant let you make me, Badonk.
Cant let you PAWNCH him, TCC :D
Wow, this church is more organised than I thought, you have positions like ranks? Do like.
'Brain Splod'
1. youre five hours too late.
2. I am a high ranking falconista, and can show my moves despite prevention.
and 3. *PAWNCH!*
1. No, YOU are 5 hours too early.
2. That may be so, still, your attack damage may equate to over 9000, but my prevention negated to some effect.
3. Oww, my nose.
*Girl eats all her candy*
I AM FULLY CHARGED!
That and you won't get killed by me! Well, not too much…
Who sends grown men to fight me?
Indeed. Death does come on swift wings if you insult a Falconista. Mainly because more will follow :3
Like over 9000 boots to the head.
All women are Wolfites…they WILL NOT LET MEN DO THAT D:!!!
Sad thing is, I would do the same thing if I had kids. And I would feel no shame XD
Oh I see what you did there…
Born as a gamer.
If said problem no longer exists, it is technically "solved" :3
Epicness shall ensue for life :3
Go for it!
Ubered Kung-Poo?
You shouldn't insult a wolfite either. You won't die, but your life will become a living hell.
bumper sticker:
My gamer Dominates your honors student
Wow I fail at life then… I never was anything cool. MY LIFE SUCKSSSS!!!! But at least i will beat you in epeen some day…*evil laugh*
:O That must be made FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
long thread is long
Indeed, Daifuku.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/03/27/falcon-punch-ing...
even if you pawnch the TV you sitll do not get to watch, you practily made the problem worse.
ok im fine with that.
And by " THEY WILL NOT LET MEN DO THAT" I think you are referring to sex?
That's why the weapons are plush.
Ditto.
I concour on this motion.
Now, I commission one of you out there with the mass productivity of the internets and photoshop to make that bumpersticker.
Well, we're just starting to get them organized, but anyway…
How does a Wolfinist become more powerful than a falconist
Better than nothin`.
initially we are not as powerful as them, but when we stop then from using their power… we become more powerful.
What about rape? If you shout "Suprise!", everything's ok!
Not if your in the CoF, Falcon punch is the best defense against wolfites
then
RUN COWARDS!
The column! It is so tiny!
lol you can try
Awesome lol
on it
Ohoho! You WISH, mere mortal! It shall be a race to the finish! First with 50 e-peen wins!
*takes an e-viagra*
am i the only one who remembered the long post chain and our quest to break the comments after this long comment chain?
Depends mostly on power. If you're a less powerful falconitista, and you piss off a Wolfite, you'll be prevented from doing so many things you'll wish you were dead.
…Do I have to?
Yes you do.
Well, the logic behind pawnching a TV is that the tv had nothing good on it in the first place and thusly offended our sight. Said TV no longer existing obviously can no longer offend anyone. /logic
Epicness shall be brandished by bumpers across the world now FOR ALL TIME!!!
And the youtube videos that would follow ^^
:O I havent seen you in ages… ages being a few days…
Now if i could only mass produce them lol
sad…
wait…
your falconite computers have been created in the hellspawn that is /b/ what are you going to do? ;D
How to break the internet
It's a Dell….there is nothing that can be done to save that sorry excuse >_>
hmm….Ask Shawn. He might be able to hook it up.
hey can i join the falconites? i will make sure to uphold the falcon tradition and instead of like a wolfite preventing them from doing something help them PAWNCH!
1. HYES!
2. the Falcon Bible is currently being drafted by Badonk on his devart page.
Falcon Yay :"D
even female medics do it from behind XD
Well Done! I Like it!