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SCOUTS - HIGHLY FLAMMABLE

They’re like kindling they burn up so fast!
FIAH FIAH FIAAAH!!

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SCOUTS - HIGHLY FLAMMABLE

Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 9, 2009 · 12:06 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(151 votes, average: 2.42 out of 5)

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Hareoic on November 9th, 2009 5:08 pm

If Happy Fun Scout begins to smoke, seek shelter and cover head.
Dracojounin7 on November 9th, 2009 5:16 pm

The pyro lights the scout and breathes from it!

(Apply what?) q- a babelfish

The pyro smokes a British cigarette!

Bonuses for getting the joke and/or the reference.
MasqueNoMercy on November 9th, 2009 5:25 pm

theres no pyro at all in this picture… that means the suns rays alone caused him to burst into flames… NOW THATS FLAMMABLE!… or inflammable… whatever
WizardRex on November 9th, 2009 5:35 pm

Apparently that sports drink he has is full of gasoline.
RyderJ on November 9th, 2009 5:48 pm

INflammable means flammable?! What a country.
OrionX on November 9th, 2009 5:50 pm

It's super effective!
Use next class?
>Yes
- No
Badonk on November 9th, 2009 6:04 pm

Yeah you see dat?
I
AM
ON
FIAH!

No other class is gonna do that!
BitHawk on November 9th, 2009 6:04 pm

Someone get the Jarate ready
DClaw on November 9th, 2009 6:21 pm

Pyro: Mmmrpgh crpyha drghya…

Translation: He said he was inflamable and I said it was a spy check but I never knew he was serious…
Aidan on November 9th, 2009 6:28 pm

At least thanks to the andman, the scout wont suffer too long, Death only takes a few miliseconds with that puppy, ORDER ONE NOW!!!
Leo058 on November 9th, 2009 6:32 pm

He finally did it. He ran so fast, he his feet were set on fire.
SentryGunner on November 9th, 2009 6:34 pm

Gee thanks, now my deaths are as painless as ever. Before, that sentry on my favourite path to the intel room would always cause me an agonizing death, and I would end up having to take another path, but now I have the sandman, I barely feel a thing, and I don't have to find another way at all!
DClaw on November 9th, 2009 6:44 pm

He's inflammable, because he's Imflammable man! Able to Burn and then gently simmer into a golden brown!
BlueChameleon on November 9th, 2009 7:00 pm

NEED AN EXTINGUISHER HERE!
NEED AN EXTINGUISHER HERE!
NEED AN EXTINGUISHER HERE!
MasqueNoMercy on November 9th, 2009 7:07 pm

yey! referenced!
meinmattias on November 9th, 2009 7:22 pm

This is hot.
TheAceOfSkulls on November 9th, 2009 7:42 pm

Actually, this is a photo of the death of a Halolzer using special camera technology. As you can see, exposure to Nick Soapdish makes it so that the soul is already on fire as it leaves the body.
Ataeru on November 9th, 2009 8:01 pm

ill explain how he got burned on top of there…

Sniper: Hold still you wanker!

Scout: Youll never hit me youll never hit my tiny head!…

Pyro: Murr ma murrr

Sniper: Thanks mate
*Flamethrower puffs arrow*

Scout: …such a tiny little head!
~ping~
IM BURNING AND IM BURNING!
Lohlwhaut on November 9th, 2009 8:32 pm

Do not taunt the Happy Fun Scout.
kirbyownsyou97 on November 9th, 2009 8:36 pm

the funny thing is, his feet are probably the only things besides his arms that AREN'T on fire. he ran so fast that he broke logic and got mostly everything besides his feet on fire.
pinecone2654 on November 9th, 2009 8:38 pm

ACK! LAME JOKE HURT EYES D:
MrRaccoon on November 9th, 2009 8:55 pm

WIN!
MrRaccoon on November 9th, 2009 8:56 pm

Falcon Puch: You're doing it wrong!
Lohlwhaut on November 9th, 2009 8:59 pm

Falcon Punch: You're spelling it wrong!
Hareoic on November 9th, 2009 9:07 pm

Caution: Happy Fun Scout may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
MrRaccoon on November 9th, 2009 9:14 pm

Yes I went there
MrRaccoon on November 9th, 2009 9:15 pm

Also, someone's +1 everybody!
Learn from him!
Lohlwhaut on November 9th, 2009 9:16 pm

Iknowright?
+1s to all but the Wolfites! Hyes!
KiruBananers on November 9th, 2009 9:24 pm

We are not Liable for Fires,Deaths,Mutations,or Giant Longcat dragons from hell from use of Happy fun scout
Ataeru on November 9th, 2009 9:24 pm

+1 faries do exist! =D
KiruBananers on November 9th, 2009 9:25 pm

The Pyros crazy enough he's tried twice,only for the asbestos suit to put it out.
Lohlwhaut on November 9th, 2009 9:33 pm

I prefer to think of myself like the +1 ice cream man. Riding around the submissions in my +1 van, which plays the Meet the Spy audio on a loop, handing out +1s to all the commenters, bringing joy to all.
BurnoutSpartan on November 9th, 2009 9:47 pm

Demoman: Hold on, I'll put 'er out!
(pours gas can on Scout)
Scout: AHHHHH!! GODDAMMIT HELP!!
(Demoman and Pyro high five)
MrRaccoon on November 9th, 2009 9:51 pm

I fell behind cuz I +1 everybody but me =P
MrRaccoon on November 9th, 2009 9:51 pm

I fell behind cuz I +1 everybody but me =P
DClaw on November 9th, 2009 9:56 pm

+1 Party? Really? Where? Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy!
DClaw on November 9th, 2009 9:56 pm

+1 Party? Really? Where? Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy!
Tenck on November 9th, 2009 10:03 pm

Need a Jarate here! Need a Jarate here! Need a Jarate here! Need a Jarate here! Need a Jarate here! Need a Jarate here…
Dracojounin7 on November 9th, 2009 10:40 pm

*Engineer puts finishing touches on Level 3 Mecha Heavy* Now with more gun!
Hakokoro on November 9th, 2009 11:13 pm

Nothing is more flammable than a spy…NOTHING!
Roflcopter419 on November 9th, 2009 11:15 pm

Hey, don't leave us out man! Not cool!
TCC on November 9th, 2009 11:58 pm

well even if we tried yoyu probbably wouldn't let us do that… -.-
TCC on November 10th, 2009 12:00 am

oooh burn!… c wut i did thar? :P
Cheat2Win on November 10th, 2009 12:09 am

Goddammit! They should really stop putting that warning in fine print!
Roflcopter419 on November 10th, 2009 12:14 am

Why not? I like +1s. Just cause I can doesn't mean I will.
need_more_Kirby on November 10th, 2009 2:10 am

http://www.brawlinthefamily.com/comic050.html just because it needs publicity…. sorry :D
Nick Soapdish on November 10th, 2009 2:49 am

And I do like to expose myself. Especially at public events or while grocery shopping.
Cypher on November 10th, 2009 2:53 am

Axetinguisher, rite?

*chop!*
clfreak on November 10th, 2009 4:02 am

Look at that flaming thing!
ProfessorLuigi452 on November 10th, 2009 5:51 am

Dare I say…
Wrestle??
ProfessorLuigi452 on November 10th, 2009 5:54 am

Wait…
I thought Pyros are the ones that are highly flammable…
They carry a gas tank…
When they set a fire on that tank, run away as fast as you can…
TCC on November 10th, 2009 6:06 am

no… no you don't… cause it's clearly "WRASTLE"… -.-
rory_m on November 10th, 2009 8:22 am

no i didn't im afraid im not catching your drift
rory_m on November 10th, 2009 8:24 am

HE CANT LOSE!!
Vosur on November 10th, 2009 9:06 am

I'd rather do a power slide.
Vosur on November 10th, 2009 9:08 am

And the moral of this story is: If all else fails, use fire.
TCC on November 10th, 2009 2:31 pm

ok, read the comment… then look at the image….. anything?
Caelun_Niveus on November 10th, 2009 3:18 pm

SCOUT IS VAMPIRE!!
Shawn Handyside on November 10th, 2009 7:39 pm

That didn't have anything to do with anything!
Lohlwhaut on November 10th, 2009 8:05 pm

You know what? If I don't try, then Wolf won't let me do that and that's why I must. CURSE YOU, WOLF!
Lohlwhaut on November 10th, 2009 8:06 pm

How did we get from burning Scouts to a webcomic?
Boys, I think we have a traitor!
MyApologies on November 10th, 2009 10:01 pm

There is no problem that cant be made worse by fire.
BurnoutSpartan on November 10th, 2009 10:31 pm

Actually through hundreds of hours of calculations, we have proved that they are of the same relevance.
Ha ha, just kidding. Lets set him on fire!
Roflcopter419 on November 11th, 2009 1:04 am

Relevance aside, that was hilarious, especially having read the Calvin and Hobbes strip it parodies.
sasuketoo on November 11th, 2009 2:06 am

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Daifuku on November 11th, 2009 9:51 am

Grats on 100 :3 Now I'm not so lonely anymore :D
sasuketoo on November 11th, 2009 12:12 pm

Or cant be made BETTER
Badonk on November 11th, 2009 11:34 pm

once Rac gets up we must make the internet our own!
Dracojounin7 on November 12th, 2009 8:09 am

Scout: Oh, them's m' brain meats. *Scout falls over,dead but still burning*
Dracojounin7 on November 12th, 2009 8:13 am

I… don't know how to answer that…
rory_m on November 13th, 2009 2:57 pm

i brought enough beef jerky for all
rory_m on November 13th, 2009 2:58 pm

what if a buildings on water
need_more_Kirby on November 13th, 2009 11:10 pm

sorry :B
TheAceOfSkulls on November 16th, 2009 5:58 am

I do: Please pass the mind bleach! I need about a hundred cc's of "OMYGODITSCRAWLINGINMYBRAINGETITOUT!" Stat!
Dracojounin7 on November 16th, 2009 4:55 pm

*zaps whatever's crawling and passes mind bleach that is "NOW MORE EFFECTIVE AGAINST DAIFUKU!"*
Dracojounin7 on November 16th, 2009 4:59 pm

I brought sandviches, falcon punch, and Watermelon Fried Chicken!
Dracojounin7 on November 17th, 2009 12:39 am

No, but THIS does:

http://nerfnow.com/

A MOSTLY TF2 comic, so it relates… even if it has its feminine moments, I only know of it because of non-related, publicity-needing:

http://www.geist-panik.com/
Dracojounin7 on November 17th, 2009 12:39 am

Hear, hear!
Dracojounin7 on November 17th, 2009 12:54 am

I call the stickies! *changes from Engineer to Demoman*

Even though it only be in the code and not the game (yet):

"Oh they're gonna find ya all dead in the alley with cats lickin' atcha!"

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