[VIDEO] Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
November 20, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Activision, Bad Ideas, Call of Duty, Depressing, Irony, Serious Business, Too Much Free Time, Video Clips, Xbox 360
Jeez… took them long enough to make a sequel! I’m so tired of playing Modern Warfare 2!
FALCON PUNCH!!
November 20, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Bad Ideas, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats, Wild Animals

Is Paul Johnson making me thirsty?
HYES!
ROSHAMBO?
November 19, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Balls of Steel, Kickin' It, Lucky Shot, Nintendo, Special Attacks, StarFox, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

For some reason Pauli never wins this game…
I kill dead people
November 19, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Extreme CloseUp, Left 4 Dead, Massive Damage, Movies, PC, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies

The Sixth Sense? Chibi-anne is doin’ it wrong!
[NEWS] Anime USA 2009
November 19, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Conventions, News
Oops, almost forgot to mention that we’ll be at Anime USA this weekend in Arlington, Virginia! Looks like my last convention of the year… which honestly is kind of a nice feeling, as I’ve done quite a few shows this year!
But anyway, I will be in the guest area (although I’m not actually a guest, go figure!) which is by the front entrance to the dealers room. If you feel like stopping by to [say hello] / [tell me how cool I am] / [make fun of me for not working on Staccato] I will be there… along with my usual pile of Ninja-Bot miscellany for you to browse through!
Oh and speaking of Ninja-Bot, there should be a new version of the site up later today (for those interested in such things!) May even be some new items there that may interest some of you holiday shoppers! Just sayin’!
Also I mentioned it on the Halolz Twitter already, but a small site upgrade… we’ve added a new Facebook button to posts which makes it super quick and easy to share your favorite submissions with all your friends on Facebook. Also it has a cool little counter which tells you how many people have shared it on there as well (which I really like). Be sure to check it out!
You’re good… But now I am the master.
November 18, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Can't Let You Do That, Movies, Nintendo, Star Wars, StarFox

Impressive. Most impressive! But Roflcopter419 is not a jedi master yet.
Pokémon Calculus Fail
November 18, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Artistic, Failure, Here There Be Dragons, Nintendo, Pokemans, Serious Business, Special Attacks, Too Much Free Time

TEACHER sent out Blastoise! Blastoise used HYDRO PUMP!
STUDENT’s Charizard fainted! STUDENT blacked out!
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SCREAMING EAGLE
November 18, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Aerial Maneuvers, Bad Ideas, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Wild Animals, Xbox 360

Hmm. Would this theoretical Soldier Update weapon constitute animal cruelty… or just regular cruelty?
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 - Releasing it seven times…
November 17, 2009 by Shawn Handyside
Filed under Bad Ideas, Left 4 Dead, Motivational, Overkill, PC, Serious Business, Valve Software

If you were like me, constantly refreshing Steam waiting for L4D2 to unlock, you may have seen this glitch. And it’s true, releasing it on Steam seven times did not fix their forums!
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