Accurate chart is accurate!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 27, 2009 · 1:18 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true
True. -cries-
Pretty much…
NEVER go to the floor level when battling in Block Forts :P
REALLY? its kinda reverse for me.
This is why you use the green shell as a shield instead of a weapon.
in mario 64 i always held mine behind me and shot them backwards… when you get the triple id make sure a wall and turn were coming up and fire them at the right side as a turned left of vice versa… i learned my lesson very early that even if you think you can hit someone you wont and instead you will get hit and fly off the course… not sure if all those rules apply to the newer versions
i write lone messages sometimes, i knows it
I would like to point out that I didn't make this chart. I just found it and submitted it, knowing that this chart does hold true for me, even when I shoot it backwards.
Thanks Halolz, my Nerdvana has risen to a new level.
get weapon…
YOU GOT SHELL SHEILD! :P
Has anyone noticed that this ONLY happens when your on the final lap…And the green shells seem to ONLY hit you…And you roll to last place because of it?
It's called Karma, its retribution for all your masturbation over the years.
green shells??? in my way?? it more likely than you think.
i get hit by every item anyway.
I always drop mine behind.
Or hold it out back and hit the brakes. That'll teach the asshole for tailgating me.
Not only that, but also shell combos only happen when you're in front of the goal at the last lap
Red shell + a lucky green shell+ blue shell
Sad fact: This applies with banana peels, because you're the only one stupid enough to step on the same trap you put or launch
oh god, i remember having a star, falling down to the bottom level, and losing it just after hitting ground and driving as fast as i could to the corners to get back up!
Don't get me started on that combo…*shudder*
isnt that what donkie kong always did in the original SNES version?
they work for turtles, they can work for you
ever use the blue tortoise shell as a flail? just keep it behind you and ram into people with it?
I know, I lost perfect scores because of it.
And bombs, the damned bombs
There's the even worse launched banana…
Damn monkeys.
Relevant.
Even the mushrooms?
It is?
*checks tag*
oh, it is, and it might have been put there because they put "cart" instead of "kart"
The Truth… IT BURNS!!!!!
*face melts*
Its much worse on Mario Kart DS. You humiliate yourself on TWO screens.
Someone mention Irony?
Anyway have a look on the chart and read its title again
Spy sappin' mah shells!
Not to mention the damn fake item box.
never fooled me
Inb4thatitemboxisaspy!
no he hits the mushrooms
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What about the occasional starman and bullet bill combo? Not exacly your friend when you regained your speed…
CONFOUNDED INTENSEDEBATE! You have spoiled my plans one time too many! *goes to angry dome*
This never actually happens to me anymore, because I always send them BACKWARDS, and then I'm normally moving too fast for it to hit me back. Fool me once, shame on you, green shells.
Don't get me started on Pipe Plaza. It's nice and sunny on top, and full of Rapists/Pedobears/Woodland Christmas Critters/Trolls/Carrot Top/Fruit Fuckers/Furries/(OVER 9000 things later)/Chain letters/Superman64 below. DX
It's relevant to mah interests
One sentence:
High jump of a cliff + Thunder
Three sentences:
Blue shell hits edge of cliff as you fly over it.
Other players fly under you as you are sent flying.
Fall off edge into lava and end up in last place.
Can't let you graph that, awesome fox!
In Soviet Russia, mushrooms hit YOU!
But being at the bottom is so much fun!…Untill you end up with lightning, red/green shells, bob-ombs and the occasional mega mushroom freaks flying at you at mach 5!
It isn't. Doesn't get you from behind.
It is a well-known fact that green shells are the number one preventable cause of death in Mario Kart. Remember, children: stay well, don't use shells!
Also, they said "somone" instead of "someone".
there should have been another chart mentioning how many times you hit some one with a green shell, or would that be kind of the same as the how many times someone hits YOU with one?
Mario Cart : a whole new way of shopping!
"oooh, the mushrooms are on sale today…as usual. *sigh*"
This chart fuckin' owns.
When I saw this a couple of days ago, I thought of a nifty little game called "Count the Typos!"
It's called shell envy. D:
If only we could do that in real life. Then maybe semi trucks and douche bags behind a wheel might stop taligating us.
Someone else not letting me do that? How amusingly ironic. You will go far amongst the ranks of Wolf. *coughUntill you are prevented from ranking up, douchebagcough*
-What was that?
-Nothing.
Not when you go backwards. XD
In Soviet Russia, fuck the shut up!
I do not serve he who has no plot significance; I merely warn you of the danger you are in by provoking his ire and inviting his impedance…
…That makes sense.
luis: banana PEELS? O.O
sorry luis, not that kind of peels….
look what you did racc… getting him all excited for nothing… -,-
its so… beautiful… *facemelt*
Every fucking time, man, every fucking time.
Oh shit…I got a fuckton of bad karma then D:!
In Soviet Russia, unfunny joke makes the commenter!
That's why the green shell is for the hardcore only. Noobs can't handle it!
Well, It doesn't help the data is skewed by noobs who don't know how to use the almighty green shell…
~*~
FIRST!!!!
Dont we all
Mario Cart, where Blue Shells hunt down the shopper with the most groceries in the supermarket.
Can't let you invoke that, ire.
I'm not ire, and you couldn't rhyme in time to give a mime in his prime a dime if he stopped a crime.
/pwned
Indeed.
Free Green Shell Check!!
I've come to an outstanding deduction over here:
1. Green shells are Green;
2. Weegee is Green;
3. We don't notice Weegee;
4. We don't notice said green shell;
5. Lose perfect score due to unnoticement.
You should see my P.E.S. teacher.
"Priniples of an Economic System"
"Economic Sytsems Review"
Not to mention his handwriting is ugly as sin.
…And now I'm recalling Koops from Paper Mario: TTYD. I never fully understood that "Shell Shield" move of his. For those who don't know, he drops a giant koopa shell on top of Mario, which is subsequently used as a temporary shield (hence the name). After noticing that every koopa shell covers both the wearer's front and back sides, I began to wonder why the giant shell doesn't crush Mario with the bottom side (which covers the front).
Personally, I blame Mario logic. Plenty of things defy the laws of space and time within said logic, so another item of such defiance won't even shake a single tree in the Mushroom Kingdom. In our world, however, an occurence of Mario logic would cause a catastrophic event of universal destruction; the most likely form of said event would be a gigantic version of the disembodied Mario head from Mario Teaches Typing 2 devouring our universe in one bite.
I hear you mentioned Luigi.
Especially in MKWii…
When you throw a green shell and hit someone, it's epic.
But when you get hit by your own green shell, it's an epic fail.
Maybe…
Even if I did I wasn't paying attention to what I was saying…
Accurate Chart is VERY accurate
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GOD, I hate it when that happens.
That's why I just use them as a shield. If I get the single one, I just hold it behind me, and if I got three, that's even better.
But for me I always get hit with that freaking spiked blue shell on the last lap, right before the finish line DX