KUNG-POO - THE POO BASED KUNG-FU!*

When Jarate just isn’t enough… that’s when the Sniper has to resort to even more depraved tactics!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 20, 2009 · 7:51 AM 
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69 Responses to “KUNG-POO”

  1. KingHoboVI on August 20th, 2009 12:01 pm

    Woot! 1st! hail teh nubs!

    Now that that's out the way, I will continue with my actual comment…..

  2. TCC on August 20th, 2009 12:13 pm

    alternatively, the Pyro could light it up in front of the opposite teams base! :D

  3. MuKa on August 20th, 2009 12:14 pm

    Epic Fail!

  4. MuKa on August 20th, 2009 12:48 pm

    The spy should be BLU not RED!

  5. kirbyownsyou97 on August 20th, 2009 1:06 pm

    oh crap.

    I see that there is a new feature. "You might also like…."

  6. FBSword on August 20th, 2009 1:12 pm

    I like how it's says "Made in New Zealand" but it has a picture of Australia.
    New Zealand is unaffiliated with Australia and is part of the Oceanic Islands if I remember correctly.

  7. dekuskrub1 on August 20th, 2009 1:45 pm

    they missed the intended target

  8. randomypurple on August 20th, 2009 2:31 pm

    well of course, if people found out it was made in Australia the health department would swarm them, but if its New Zealand. Well no one cares about them anyway.

  9. Krajin on August 20th, 2009 2:42 pm

    Do not want! Do not get either =/

  10. Exploderizer on August 20th, 2009 3:27 pm

    +1 just for being an idiot.

  11. saladful on August 20th, 2009 3:35 pm

    Where have I seen this before?… Aah, yes…
    http://www.ubercharged.net/2009/06/11/lunchbag-fu…

  12. Anonymouse on August 20th, 2009 3:38 pm

    I totally thought this was real until I saw the disclaimer at the bottom
    lol

  13. Someguy5031 on August 20th, 2009 3:41 pm

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/66026

  14. MuKa on August 20th, 2009 3:48 pm

    :D +1

  15. MuKa on August 20th, 2009 3:50 pm

    i remember this :D

  16. Leo058 on August 20th, 2009 12:16 pm

    Only $5? At last, Leo, you're becoming a crafty consumer!

    I'LL TAKE 8!

  17. Last on August 20th, 2009 4:22 pm

    kung-poo would make the sniper the demoman and the pyro.the best 3 man combo. who would want to try and take on a group that can throw flaming explosive bags of shit at you

  18. Daifuku on August 20th, 2009 4:32 pm

    gives new meaning to the term "brown bag special"…

  19. Masterluigi452 on August 20th, 2009 4:32 pm

    Where did I hear that before???
    Wait.
    Is it from Futurama???
    Love that show…

  20. Masterluigi452 on August 20th, 2009 4:35 pm

    This could be a trouble…

  21. AuraMaster on August 20th, 2009 4:35 pm

    Red Spy was betrayed by his teammate! Team Kills -1.

  22. Exploderizer on August 20th, 2009 4:59 pm

    Puns!

  23. meinmattias on August 20th, 2009 5:25 pm

    [Insert Appropriate Bathroom Joke Here]

  24. WolvenGlory on August 20th, 2009 5:40 pm

    I swear I've seen this before…

  25. Segasonicdude on August 20th, 2009 5:44 pm

    Oh Dear God!!!!!

    They need to get a New Class thats a Girl for that Poor Aussie.

  26. Shawn Handyside on August 20th, 2009 5:44 pm

    Had to DIGG this one… thought it came out really well!

  27. Shawn Handyside on August 20th, 2009 5:58 pm

    Yeah I just installed that last night… I'm actually amazed how well it's working!

  28. pinecone2654 on August 20th, 2009 6:22 pm

    Hey I saw this on Michael and Michael Have Issues the other night :D

  29. MercenaryBlue on August 20th, 2009 7:00 pm

    Kung-Poo? Thats it! I hate those darned aussies bastards. I Quit!
    -Spy

  30. Badonk on August 20th, 2009 7:10 pm

    huzzah!

  31. Taiho on August 20th, 2009 7:26 pm

    And what happens if he gets constipated? He would be powerless!

  32. TCC on August 20th, 2009 7:36 pm

    more proof that futarama refrences make a halolz all the more better! :D

  33. kirbyownsyou97 on August 20th, 2009 7:37 pm

    i see how accurate it is.
    I see "Mr. Game and Poop"

  34. Magnalian on August 20th, 2009 7:55 pm

    Wow, had to think of this as soon as I saw it: http://superkusokao.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Poorat…

  35. MrRaccoon on August 20th, 2009 7:57 pm

    The sniper is all "I HAVE THE POWER! ON MY PANTS!"
    Anyway, it's the same company that sells sham-poo, right?

  36. stork on August 20th, 2009 4:10 pm

    truly the sniper is a master of the biological martial arts. I look forward to what he reveals next perhaps spit-jutsu? or maybe fart soo do? who knows only time will tell

  37. AreUExperienced on August 20th, 2009 8:56 pm

    I see Valve Software has no shortage of weapons based on scatological humor.

  38. Cheat2Win on August 20th, 2009 8:56 pm

    Shit-fisting has never been any more gross….assuming that it wasn't gross in the first place.

  39. Exploderizer on August 20th, 2009 4:59 pm

    Oh, shit. Our asses are fucked now. I'd be really pissed if that happened to me in any game.

  40. BlueChameleon on August 20th, 2009 9:39 pm

    Sniper has found: Master's Brown Belt

  41. ThePinkSpartan on August 20th, 2009 10:21 pm

    +1 for being a prolific punster.

    At least now we know why snipers haven't been getting backstabbed anymore.

  42. Badonk on August 20th, 2009 6:39 pm

    Sniper Update: Jeet Kune poo! Thanks to a raging stomach virus the sniper has upgraded to the next belt of fecal arts. Watch as your enemy's cower (and Vomit) under the might of your Jeet Kune Poo!

    New feature!: Jeet Kune Poo now has the ability to crit! This butt butter will make your target regret his choice of team while he regurgitates his stomach out

  43. mckillyoface on August 20th, 2009 11:29 pm

    Very true.

  44. Paulrus on August 21st, 2009 2:17 am
  45. FloppyToast on August 21st, 2009 2:39 am

    Haha that's good. But why is there Australia when it clearly says New Zealand?

  46. theevilone4 on August 21st, 2009 3:48 am

    It's the shit.

  47. Vosur on August 21st, 2009 4:13 am

    Ever heard of explosive projectile diarrhea?

  48. Badonk on August 21st, 2009 4:31 am

    gives new meaning to the term "brown bag special"…

  49. AreUExperienced on August 21st, 2009 4:58 am

    I spy plagiarism.

  50. Daifuku on August 21st, 2009 5:10 am

    That badonk's a Ditto!

    And a SPY!!!

  51. Daifuku on August 21st, 2009 5:31 am

    PAULRUS IS BACK!!!

  52. Badonk on August 21st, 2009 6:03 am

    Fear for i creep among you totaly unnoticed! This week im cleverly desguised as Daifuku, but next week i could be anyone. I could be soapdish, i could be Taiho… i could even be…YOU!

    *cloaks and runs*

  53. Badonk on August 21st, 2009 6:03 am

    Fear for i creep among you totally unnoticed! This week im cleverly disguised as Daifuku, but next week i could be anyone. I could be soapdish, i could be Taiho… i could even be…YOU!

    *cloaks and runs*

  54. stork on August 21st, 2009 6:10 am

    quiet boy or pornorgaphy staring your avatar wil be the second worse thing to happen to you this week

  55. Paulrus on August 21st, 2009 2:18 am
  56. Lochness on August 21st, 2009 9:30 am

    New Zealand is entirely separate to Australia. I'm sure both Aussies like me and New Zealanders would be offended by this. Oh well all in good fun lol. Keep up the good work.

  57. Lochness on August 21st, 2009 9:30 am

    New Zealand is entirely separate to Australia. I'm sure both Aussies like me and New Zealanders would be offended by this. Oh well all in good fun lol. Keep up the good work.

  58. Daifuku on August 21st, 2009 10:25 am

    fine. i'll just have to spy check EVERYONE!!! *ignights halolz with mah flaemwarz thrower*

  59. G1drake on August 21st, 2009 11:34 am

    that poo is lame, i know better ones

  60. KingHoboVI on August 21st, 2009 1:27 pm

    why I have 0?

  61. Daifuku on August 21st, 2009 10:26 am

    fine. i'll just have to spy check EVERYONE!!! *ignites halolz with mah flaemwarz thrower*

  62. Exploderizer on August 21st, 2009 3:07 pm

    Someone doesn't really like you. On the other hand, someone seems to like my avatar a lot, because yesterday, I had 0 points…

  63. Paulrus on August 21st, 2009 4:44 pm

    Yes! I was enjoying my window!

  64. Exploderizer on August 21st, 2009 6:42 pm

    I spy a spy.

  65. Daifuku on August 22nd, 2009 11:17 am
  66. Daifuku on August 22nd, 2009 11:18 am

    SHAWN!!! do you want a slot in the Halolz TF2 server once i get one?

  67. Daifuku on August 22nd, 2009 11:25 am

    [insert appropriate your mom joke tying in with a bathroom comment here]

  68. meinmattias on August 22nd, 2009 5:05 pm

    Oh no you di-i-n't!

  69. Daifuku on August 23rd, 2009 10:52 am

    technically, i didn't. whoever inserted the joke did :P

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