KUNG-POO - THE POO BASED KUNG-FU!*

When Jarate just isn’t enough… that’s when the Sniper has to resort to even more depraved tactics!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 20, 2009 · 7:51 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (216 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5)
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69 Responses to “KUNG-POO”

  1. KingHoboVI on August 20th, 2009 12:01 pm

    Woot! 1st! hail teh nubs!

    Now that that's out the way, I will continue with my actual comment…..

  2. TCC on August 20th, 2009 12:13 pm

    alternatively, the Pyro could light it up in front of the opposite teams base! :D

  3. MuKa on August 20th, 2009 12:48 pm

    The spy should be BLU not RED!

  4. kirbyownsyou97 on August 20th, 2009 1:06 pm

    oh crap.

    I see that there is a new feature. "You might also like…."

  5. FBSword on August 20th, 2009 1:12 pm

    I like how it's says "Made in New Zealand" but it has a picture of Australia.
    New Zealand is unaffiliated with Australia and is part of the Oceanic Islands if I remember correctly.

  6. Krajin on August 20th, 2009 2:42 pm

    Do not want! Do not get either =/

  7. saladful on August 20th, 2009 3:35 pm

    Where have I seen this before?… Aah, yes…
    http://www.ubercharged.net/2009/06/11/lunchbag-fu

  8. Anonymouse on August 20th, 2009 3:38 pm

    I totally thought this was real until I saw the disclaimer at the bottom
    lol

  9. Someguy5031 on August 20th, 2009 3:41 pm

    I'll just leave this here.

    http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/66026

  10. Leo058 on August 20th, 2009 12:16 pm

    Only $5? At last, Leo, you're becoming a crafty consumer!

    I'LL TAKE 8!

  11. Last on August 20th, 2009 4:22 pm

    kung-poo would make the sniper the demoman and the pyro.the best 3 man combo. who would want to try and take on a group that can throw flaming explosive bags of shit at you

  12. Daifuku on August 20th, 2009 4:32 pm

    gives new meaning to the term "brown bag special"…

  13. Masterluigi452 on August 20th, 2009 4:35 pm

    This could be a trouble…

  14. meinmattias on August 20th, 2009 5:25 pm

    [Insert Appropriate Bathroom Joke Here]

  15. WolvenGlory on August 20th, 2009 5:40 pm

    I swear I've seen this before…

  16. Shawn Handyside on August 20th, 2009 5:44 pm

    Had to DIGG this one… thought it came out really well!

  17. pinecone2654 on August 20th, 2009 6:22 pm

    Hey I saw this on Michael and Michael Have Issues the other night :D

  18. MercenaryBlue on August 20th, 2009 7:00 pm

    Kung-Poo? Thats it! I hate those darned aussies bastards. I Quit!
    -Spy

  19. Taiho on August 20th, 2009 7:26 pm

    And what happens if he gets constipated? He would be powerless!

  20. Magnalian on August 20th, 2009 7:55 pm

    Wow, had to think of this as soon as I saw it: http://superkusokao.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Poorat

  21. MrRaccoon on August 20th, 2009 7:57 pm

    The sniper is all "I HAVE THE POWER! ON MY PANTS!"
    Anyway, it's the same company that sells sham-poo, right?

  22. stork on August 20th, 2009 4:10 pm

    truly the sniper is a master of the biological martial arts. I look forward to what he reveals next perhaps spit-jutsu? or maybe fart soo do? who knows only time will tell

  23. AreUExperienced on August 20th, 2009 8:56 pm

    I see Valve Software has no shortage of weapons based on scatological humor.

  24. Cheat2Win on August 20th, 2009 8:56 pm

    Shit-fisting has never been any more gross….assuming that it wasn't gross in the first place.

  25. Exploderizer on August 20th, 2009 4:59 pm

    Oh, shit. Our asses are fucked now. I'd be really pissed if that happened to me in any game.

  26. BlueChameleon on August 20th, 2009 9:39 pm

    Sniper has found: Master's Brown Belt

  27. Badonk on August 20th, 2009 6:39 pm

    Sniper Update: Jeet Kune poo! Thanks to a raging stomach virus the sniper has upgraded to the next belt of fecal arts. Watch as your enemy's cower (and Vomit) under the might of your Jeet Kune Poo!

    New feature!: Jeet Kune Poo now has the ability to crit! This butt butter will make your target regret his choice of team while he regurgitates his stomach out

  28. Paulrus on August 21st, 2009 2:17 am
  29. FloppyToast on August 21st, 2009 2:39 am

    Haha that's good. But why is there Australia when it clearly says New Zealand?

  30. theevilone4 on August 21st, 2009 3:48 am

    It's the shit.

  31. Vosur on August 21st, 2009 4:13 am

    Ever heard of explosive projectile diarrhea?

  32. Paulrus on August 21st, 2009 2:18 am
  33. Lochness on August 21st, 2009 9:30 am

    New Zealand is entirely separate to Australia. I'm sure both Aussies like me and New Zealanders would be offended by this. Oh well all in good fun lol. Keep up the good work.

  34. Lochness on August 21st, 2009 5:30 am

    New Zealand is entirely separate to Australia. I'm sure both Aussies like me and New Zealanders would be offended by this. Oh well all in good fun lol. Keep up the good work.

  35. G1drake on August 21st, 2009 11:34 am

    that poo is lame, i know better ones

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