
Peach! You hussie! And come on Luigi… bros. before hoes!
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Woohoo, go weegee!
OK, It´s time to close Halolz. This one just win the entire internet. We can´t get any better than this.
5555/5
She's payin' close attention to Weegee there.
An alternate reality, or another one of Luigi's wet dreams?
You decide.
Now we know where she was every time Toad said she was in another castle XD
FUCKIN' LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
This has to be the event that led to the end of the "Son of a Peach!" flash. We're just missing the scenes with Bowser, Yoshi, Toad, Ryu, Megaman, Sonic, Bomberman, and Link.
Finally!!
Peach is also starting to pay attention to Luigi!!
Go Weegee!!
Go Go Go Weegee!!
Does that mean she needs to travel to different console or the other guys invade Mushroom Kingdom???
An alternate reality to me….
If Daisy sees this, she is going to give Luigi a one hell of a bitch slap on his face…
You sir made a right decision!!
I also notice that Luigi's picture is very similar to M&L Super Star Saga.
Love that game.
Finally :P
Screw Mario Luigi gets the girl!!!!
Sorry Mario, but Luigi doesn't need a mushroom to grow big,,,
Best. RPG. Ever. (for me, dont hurt me FF fans)
Those games will always be my favorite Mario games, it took the fun formula from paper Mario and added Weegee and more comedy. I still laugh my ass off in the first game when bowsers air ship chases Weegee down the run way.
How about peach…AND Daisy?
Dude, what, are you the patron saint of the pic?
Well his names not MasterMario452 eh lol
Good thing "NOONE PAYS ATTENTION TO WEEGEE"(Especially Mario!).
Ah yes…
good times…
But in an alternate alternate reality, if Daisy saw this, she'd ask if she could join in.
For which line?
one: if Daisy sees this, she is going to give Luigi a one hell of a bitch slap on his face.
Or
two: she is going to sleep with Mario (I actually ment her as Daisy in case if anyone got confused who was refered as her)
Yay!!
She wouldn't have to go to a different console if it's on a Wii, like she was.
Ohhhh
That's a beautiful sight to me!!
Since I am Masterluigi452
She wouldn't have to go to a different console if it's on a Wii, like she was.
DOUBLE ENTENDRE
Good point about Wii
I loved it too. I found it funny how nobody knew who Luigi was. They always called him something like "Mr. Green," "the Green Guy," or "Greenie."
Anybody else notice that the majority of the location names had some sort of laughter sound in it? (Teehee Valley, Chucklehuck Woods, Guffawhaw Ruins)
I've always found a connection with Luigi, since I've been the overshadowed younger brother. (I'm shorter than mine, though)
I guess this is Peach's idea of "going green."
no you misunderstand, i mean peach and daisy…at the same time
win!
Agreed, I loved that game. Kinda short but still lots of fun.
nah she's imagining bowser during the whole thing, Not actually paying attention to you sorry man.
Why dosen't this have a Super Mario Bros tag?
great caption to a great pic.
I did some searching with the signature there, and e0e is the artist's name, with their website "http://www.eoebrand.com/". If you go there you'll notice the image, among others, to be around the top left corner, without the caption.
very witty by the way, 5/5
Callme Professor Oak, because I just came.
Call me Professor Oak, because I just came.
Two girls, one-up!
Wow dude, that's like your 24th comment on this shit, calm the fuck down, you're NOT an italian plumber who gets it on with a princess.
You're an italian plumber who gets it on with no one but yourself!
Oops, I clicked the wrong one… sorry!
Uh oh…looks like "Meet the Spy" is in danger again.
5/5
Well in this case don't screw Mario D:
I don't think being unnoticed in bed is that good of a thing…
I don't think being unnoticed in bed is a good thing…
Yeah, the princess of Mushroom Kingdom fantasizes about having sex with a giant fuckin' dinosaur.
How dare you hate on Masterluigi452. He is a valued and trusted member of the HALOLZ community and you have no right to bash him like that. You don't even have an account, man; where do YOU get the nerve to go telling people off like that, huh?
I fucking lold!!!
Because I am the true Luigi lover, this is the best Luigi related picture that I've ever seen!!!
It would be slightly better if it was Daisy…
I wish i could vote more than once because this is instant win!!!
If Daisy sees this, she is going to give Luigi a one hell of a bitch slap on his face.
Or, she is going to sleep with Mario….
Exploderizer, that comment was EPIC WIN.
Because Mario is like six castles back, talking to Toad.
LOL, That would be the greatest video game EVER!!!
"Oh Mario, your so manly!"
"But I'ma Luigi!"
"Who?"
Quit saying that :'(
On that topic, there are a lot of people that don't have accounts that really should. All Frequent posters should sign up and receive the E-peen they rightfully deserve for their contributions! Even if it would be a negative one.
On that topic, there are a lot of people that don't have accounts that really should. All frequent posters should sign up and receive the E-peen they rightfully deserve for their contributions! Even if it would be a negative one.
Wait!
If it is another castle, why is there Weegee-bedding?
win comment is win XD +1 for you
preach it brotha XD
lol epic pic. wish this came in a desktop res.
and you know luigi is just that leet >:P
with a raging boner XD
ouch…burned XD
SHINE GET!
This is impossible. Peach never puts out.
So SOMEBODY paid attention to Weegee.
Well, you might need to.
This wins so much internets xD
That damned Toad! He's stalling for her. Next time, take a warp zone!
Wouldn't you if you were female and got captured every week?
It's his castle?
Wait… I thought Bowser was just an overgrown turtle who kidnapps the princess of the MK…
How much is it??
I've got to have it!!
NO no no no no.
My friend, Luigi doesn't have a castle.
Luigi just live in a house with Mario. Only their house is the closest from the castle…
Thanks guys!!
For backing me up, you guys get +1!!
So wait…
You mean Peach and Daisy are sleeping with Luigi??
At the same time???
If that's the case, then it is a beautiful sight to me^^
Gasp that must mean that bowser's covering for luigi. they must be working together!
Aww, I missed the noob-bashing.
D:
But yea Masterluigi's a straight-up [insert favorite title].
Where have you been? lol
You've said it twice, and twice it's failed.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
You've said it twice, and twice it's failed.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT (:D)
This is actually a secret ending in the original Super Mario Bros. if you finish in under 4 minutes.
So that's why she's with Luigi: because Mario's done in 4 minutes!
I am aware of his in-game living arrangements. My comment is saying that it's Luigi's castle.
Bah, never mind, it was a spur-of-the-moment comment. I can't really explain it.
Yeah, why do you think Peach is always getting "kidnapped"?
Poor Luigi. It's no wonder why no one pays attention to him…I mean, who can see him when he's so deep in Mario's shadow?
On the subject of ye old triple-S, I have to say that the game did the term "final boss" justice with the Cackletta-essence battle. I remember going through Bowletta with ease, only to get plastered in the following fight several times over.
Exactly, the cake is a lie.
Uh.. I beat it in under four minutes. This wasn't the ending.
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*Luigi takes his hat off and switch to Mario's spare hat*
It's a me Mario!!
Lack of castle security perhaps??
Or maybe Mario and Luigi didn't move into Peach's castle yet…
I wonder what's happening at Mario's castle…
He has Daisy there.
Alright. Now the question is: Why is toad covering for Weegee?
It's organ-ic!
Seriously, I think Luigi was the LAST person Peach has slept with. Show of hands people; how many of you have actually NOT tapped Peach?
Well, good.
That means my words are protecting "Meet the Spy" from being topped, something which I sincerely hope will never happen.
*Ahem*
The Medic and Pyro would like a word with you.
Ahhh yeah. Giggety.
What about Rosalina?
but of course >:3
he's on luigi's payrole ._.
but but but…it's so delicious and moist D:!
wasnt a big fan of the games myself. my favorite is a tie between chrono trigger and golden sun series
Her too ;)
lol another post another like 5 -1's for no reason
In the words of the great Mr.Raccoon "YOU CANT KILL ME THAT EASY!"
lol another post another 5, -1's for no reason
In the words of the great Mr.Raccoon "YOU CANT KILL ME THAT EASY!"
Rosalina is nothing but peaches kinky twin sister
Yeah but there was no noob bashing, cant blame luigi if he like the pic :)
CORRECTION! : it's orgasmic.
So wait….
At Luigi's castle, there is only Peach…
While at Mario's castle, there are Daisy AND Rosalina???
At least move one of them to Luigi's….
NO WAI!
If that's the case, then I guess Peach has some pretty depraved sexual preferences.
Peach must be pretty depraved, then, if she's going for twin brothers and animals.
The Joke—-->
Your Head
YES WAI!!
I can just imagine how that conversation might go.
Me: Gentlemen, how may I help you?
Pyro: Hudda…hudda…HUHHH!!!
Me: Aw, fuck me!!! (gets set on fire)
(Medic laughs sadistically)
Medic: Time for your surprise prostate exam!
Your Joke—->
My Head
True dat.
It's the only action Weegee has gotten in EVER.
that rocket meant for the medic would also like to have a word with you
iunno…videogame reaction chart came pretty damn close in my opinion
iunno…videogame reaction chart came pretty damn close in my opinion
Ah but we can try muhaha
+1 for good use of goole! :D
+1 for good use of google! :D
fucking lol XD
+1 for both of you
Why thank you, kind sir.
Seth MacFarlane, you funny bastard…
http://www.buuurn.com/
Make a note of that URL, everyone. You can find some time to use it every day.
Okay, so it's a half-truth.
My money's on New Challenger, but then again i'm harping my own epic win in the comments there.
I agree. I decided to make mine after about twenty comments. Look at me now!
[quote]bros before hoes[/quote]
inb4 fail
Maybe Mario will get back at him by getting Daisy!
then again, there's also paulrus's mudkipz and soapdish's 9/11 sub. those are like halolz legends
then again, there's also paulrus's mudkipz and soapdish's 9/11 sub. those are like halolz legends
DO NOT WANT
So this is what she's doing in "the other castle"…
holy crap luigi getting some pussy
$$$
did they do that in the first place?
I bet Mario is…
*Puts On Sunglasses*
GREEN with ENVY.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Chrono Trigger was EPIC. Although I can't deny the comedy that is the Mario & Luigi series. The second game was a bit darker and less funny than the first, but Bowser's Inside Story was a riot.
You don't have enough coins…you'd need OVER 9000!!!
However, I CAN give you…
THE BIG GAY DANCE!!!
the "L" on Luigi's covers looks kinda like a penis