
Mmm, looks delicious! My only suggestion… needs more vespene gas!
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Categories: Blizzard, Creepy/Spooky, No Caption Needed, Now We're Cookin', Starcraft, Tasty Treats, Too Much Free Time · Leave a comment (56 Comments) |
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Isn't that a hatchery not a hive? awesome cake tho
Now I know what to get my buddy for his birthday! Huzzah!
looks good
I think I'd vom if I tried to eat that. Especially if the creep is wet and slimy… :[
Yeah honestly it grosses me out a little too. I'm sure it tastes great though!
I hope its got little tasty Zerglings burrowed underneath the icing.
That would be awesome! Or… not awesome. I'm actually not sure how I feel about that!
In Soviet Starcraft, you eat Zerg!
Oh, that is clever. Those crystals are made with, hmmm, melted boiled candies?
The cake is a hive!
Spawn more Overlords.
Yeah, it's a hatchery. The name of the pic is really messed up.
Should be Zerg Hatchery Cake.
EFFING WIN.
You must spawn more overlords…..
I should get this cake for 12 years of Zerg Rushing.
o i c wut you did thar
In Soviet Starcraft, Minerals mine you! :O
Now all someone needs to do is make a Protoss cake so we can pull the "you must construct additional pylons" line.
yeah, but the creep is made out of grape! grape is awesome, to eat and to dominate other protoss!
Kudos to everyone thus far for not jumping on the "Cake is a Lie" train. Can I have a slice?
yeah, they ruined the post because of it… to be honest i dont know what that thing is and i dont think the cake looks too tastey because of the things that are on it… but the things on it look awesome! whatever they are
Looks awesome, but not tasty XP
things?
You wrote it like there hasn't been Starcraft around us for the last eleven years!!
I would like to rush that cake! :D
It looks like an excellent source of minerals.
Are the crystals edible? If so, they look tasty.
Yes that's all i've got to say. Sue me.
This cake requires more vespane gas!
Then I suggest you look up Starcraft. It's over a decade old and still an amazing game!
It's almost as bad as not knowing what WoW is.
Then I suggest you look up Starcraft. It's over a decade old and still an amazing game!
It's almost as bad as not knowing what WoW is.
In Soviet Starcraft, Overlords spawn you!
Way to copy Shawn's comment. :P
ewwww
In Soviet Starcraft, Zerglings rush you!
In Soviet Russia, additional pylons construct you!
it is delicious zerg cake, you must construct additional pylons
Happy, um, barfday…?
srsly, ew.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!
FOOLS! the crystals are obviously sugar crystals with blue food coloring. It needs an overlord, however.
not funny im highly tired of these soviet rusia jokes so pls stop
who the hell made that cake????
i really want one of the piece!!!!!!!!!!!
are those crystals rock candy
In Soviet Russia, The enemies have engaged your warriors!
Blizzarad who?
I can't eat cake because it gives me vespene gas…
What if they were GUMMY ZERGLINGS!
That's a rush I'd love to see.
In soviet russia, jokes tire of YOU!
Don't they make that war game?
War….hammer!
That's it!
TRRIBLE! NOT FUNNY AT ALL! 0/5. face the facts. its cool, but theres no humor.
and that means fart perhaps??
i want a piece of those with chilli fries!!
OWNED
perhaps…
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Needz moar pylons
I… I don't know how I didn't see this before!
careful! they might rush your liver after they unburrow inside your stomach!
*eats the zerg hive*
Cake maker:gg (good gobble)