Zergling Hive Cake

Mmm, looks delicious! My only suggestion… needs more vespene gas!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 15, 2009 · 3:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (357 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
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56 Responses to “Zergling Hive Cake”

  1. Soggywafflz on June 15th, 2009 3:49 am

    Isn't that a hatchery not a hive? awesome cake tho

  2. Synl on June 15th, 2009 3:58 am

    Now I know what to get my buddy for his birthday! Huzzah!

  3. Another person on June 15th, 2009 4:00 am

    looks good

  4. Zink120 on June 15th, 2009 4:07 am

    I think I'd vom if I tried to eat that. Especially if the creep is wet and slimy… :[

  5. Nick Soapdish on June 15th, 2009 4:17 am

    I hope its got little tasty Zerglings burrowed underneath the icing.

  6. Taiho on June 15th, 2009 4:46 am

    In Soviet Starcraft, you eat Zerg!

  7. Rayza on June 15th, 2009 5:23 am

    Oh, that is clever. Those crystals are made with, hmmm, melted boiled candies?

  8. AuraMaster on June 15th, 2009 5:35 am

    The cake is a hive!

  9. Ishi-Goturi on June 15th, 2009 7:20 am

    Spawn more Overlords.

  10. Link_09 on June 15th, 2009 9:15 am

    You must spawn more overlords…..
    I should get this cake for 12 years of Zerg Rushing.

  11. RoboRed on June 15th, 2009 10:04 am

    Now all someone needs to do is make a Protoss cake so we can pull the "you must construct additional pylons" line.

  12. meinmattias on June 15th, 2009 10:44 am

    Kudos to everyone thus far for not jumping on the "Cake is a Lie" train. Can I have a slice?

  13. MrRaccoon on June 15th, 2009 10:52 am

    Looks awesome, but not tasty XP

  14. Necro on June 15th, 2009 11:05 am

    I would like to rush that cake! :D

  15. ph00tbag on June 15th, 2009 11:19 am

    It looks like an excellent source of minerals.

  16. Burstman on June 15th, 2009 11:29 am

    Are the crystals edible? If so, they look tasty.

    Yes that's all i've got to say. Sue me.

  17. Kal on June 15th, 2009 2:58 pm

    This cake requires more vespane gas!

  18. EFG on June 15th, 2009 7:21 pm

    it is delicious zerg cake, you must construct additional pylons

  19. RVG_Ravage on June 15th, 2009 8:17 pm

    Happy, um, barfday…?

    srsly, ew.

  20. YYS on June 15th, 2009 9:10 pm


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  22. Aruan588 on June 16th, 2009 1:10 am

    FOOLS! the crystals are obviously sugar crystals with blue food coloring. It needs an overlord, however.

  23. MasterLuigi452 on June 16th, 2009 3:09 pm

    who the hell made that cake????
    i really want one of the piece!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. bob on June 16th, 2009 7:14 pm

    are those crystals rock candy

  25. JESUS! on July 3rd, 2009 7:43 pm

    TRRIBLE! NOT FUNNY AT ALL! 0/5. face the facts. its cool, but theres no humor.

  26. MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2009 11:05 pm

    i want a piece of those with chilli fries!!

  27. Pylonz on September 16th, 2009 1:45 am

    Needz moar pylons

  28. killercartoons on May 14th, 2010 10:17 am

    I… I don't know how I didn't see this before!

  29. Combatbeaver on July 20th, 2010 10:12 am

    *eats the zerg hive*
    Cake maker:gg (good gobble)

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