Zergling Hive Cake

Mmm, looks delicious! My only suggestion… needs more vespene gas!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 15, 2009 · 3:44 AM 
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56 Responses to “Zergling Hive Cake”

  1. Soggywafflz on June 15th, 2009 3:49 am

    Isn't that a hatchery not a hive? awesome cake tho

  2. Synl on June 15th, 2009 3:58 am

    Now I know what to get my buddy for his birthday! Huzzah!

  3. Another person on June 15th, 2009 4:00 am

    looks good

  4. Zink120 on June 15th, 2009 4:07 am

    I think I'd vom if I tried to eat that. Especially if the creep is wet and slimy… :[

  5. Shawn Handyside on June 15th, 2009 4:14 am

    Yeah honestly it grosses me out a little too. I'm sure it tastes great though!

  6. Nick Soapdish on June 15th, 2009 4:17 am

    I hope its got little tasty Zerglings burrowed underneath the icing.

  7. Shawn Handyside on June 15th, 2009 4:31 am

    That would be awesome! Or… not awesome. I'm actually not sure how I feel about that!

  8. Taiho on June 15th, 2009 4:46 am

    In Soviet Starcraft, you eat Zerg!

  9. Rayza on June 15th, 2009 5:23 am

    Oh, that is clever. Those crystals are made with, hmmm, melted boiled candies?

  10. AuraMaster on June 15th, 2009 5:35 am

    The cake is a hive!

  11. Ishi-Goturi on June 15th, 2009 7:20 am

    Spawn more Overlords.

  12. WolvenGlory on June 15th, 2009 9:14 am

    Yeah, it's a hatchery. The name of the pic is really messed up.
    Should be Zerg Hatchery Cake.

  13. Link_09 on June 15th, 2009 9:15 am

    EFFING WIN.
    You must spawn more overlords…..
    I should get this cake for 12 years of Zerg Rushing.

  14. Annon on June 15th, 2009 9:27 am

    o i c wut you did thar

  15. RunawayDanish on June 15th, 2009 9:29 am

    In Soviet Starcraft, Minerals mine you! :O

  16. RoboRed on June 15th, 2009 10:04 am

    Now all someone needs to do is make a Protoss cake so we can pull the "you must construct additional pylons" line.

  17. frencho on June 15th, 2009 10:42 am

    yeah, but the creep is made out of grape! grape is awesome, to eat and to dominate other protoss!

  18. meinmattias on June 15th, 2009 10:44 am

    Kudos to everyone thus far for not jumping on the "Cake is a Lie" train. Can I have a slice?

  19. MasqueNoMercy on June 15th, 2009 10:45 am

    yeah, they ruined the post because of it… to be honest i dont know what that thing is and i dont think the cake looks too tastey because of the things that are on it… but the things on it look awesome! whatever they are

  20. MrRaccoon on June 15th, 2009 10:52 am

    Looks awesome, but not tasty XP

  21. Necro on June 15th, 2009 11:03 am

    things?

    You wrote it like there hasn't been Starcraft around us for the last eleven years!!

  22. Necro on June 15th, 2009 11:05 am

    I would like to rush that cake! :D

  23. ph00tbag on June 15th, 2009 11:19 am

    It looks like an excellent source of minerals.

  24. Burstman on June 15th, 2009 11:29 am

    Are the crystals edible? If so, they look tasty.

    Yes that's all i've got to say. Sue me.

  25. Kal on June 15th, 2009 2:58 pm

    This cake requires more vespane gas!

  26. WolvenGlory on June 15th, 2009 3:51 pm

    Then I suggest you look up Starcraft. It's over a decade old and still an amazing game!
    It's almost as bad as not knowing what WoW is.

  27. WolvenGlory on June 15th, 2009 3:51 pm

    Then I suggest you look up Starcraft. It's over a decade old and still an amazing game!
    It's almost as bad as not knowing what WoW is.

  28. WolvenGlory on June 15th, 2009 3:53 pm

    In Soviet Starcraft, Overlords spawn you!

  29. WolvenGlory on June 15th, 2009 3:53 pm

    Way to copy Shawn's comment. :P

  30. piclemaniscool on June 15th, 2009 4:29 pm

    ewwww

  31. RunawayDanish on June 15th, 2009 4:42 pm

    In Soviet Starcraft, Zerglings rush you!

  32. FistoftheEastShroom on June 15th, 2009 5:40 pm

    In Soviet Russia, additional pylons construct you!

  33. EFG on June 15th, 2009 7:21 pm

    it is delicious zerg cake, you must construct additional pylons

  34. RVG_Ravage on June 15th, 2009 8:17 pm

    Happy, um, barfday…?

    srsly, ew.

  35. YYS on June 15th, 2009 9:10 pm

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!

  36. YYS on June 16th, 2009 1:10 am

    YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!!

  37. Aruan588 on June 16th, 2009 1:10 am

    FOOLS! the crystals are obviously sugar crystals with blue food coloring. It needs an overlord, however.

  38. Another person on June 16th, 2009 6:46 am

    not funny im highly tired of these soviet rusia jokes so pls stop

  39. MasterLuigi452 on June 16th, 2009 3:09 pm

    who the hell made that cake????
    i really want one of the piece!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. bob on June 16th, 2009 7:14 pm

    are those crystals rock candy

  41. anon on June 17th, 2009 3:09 am

    In Soviet Russia, The enemies have engaged your warriors!

  42. Bulletproof Moon on June 17th, 2009 3:11 am

    Blizzarad who?

  43. SprodeMaster on June 25th, 2009 4:18 pm

    I can't eat cake because it gives me vespene gas…

  44. Gamegeneral on June 25th, 2009 5:53 pm

    What if they were GUMMY ZERGLINGS!
    That's a rush I'd love to see.

  45. Gamegeneral on June 25th, 2009 5:53 pm

    In soviet russia, jokes tire of YOU!

  46. Gamegeneral on June 25th, 2009 4:54 pm

    Don't they make that war game?
    War….hammer!
    That's it!

  47. JESUS! on July 3rd, 2009 7:43 pm

    TRRIBLE! NOT FUNNY AT ALL! 0/5. face the facts. its cool, but theres no humor.

  48. MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2009 11:04 pm

    and that means fart perhaps??

  49. MasterLuigi452 on July 3rd, 2009 11:05 pm

    i want a piece of those with chilli fries!!

  50. Matt on July 4th, 2009 5:12 am

    OWNED

  51. matttttt on July 4th, 2009 5:15 am

    perhaps…

  52. VJoe10[8] on July 7th, 2009 5:05 pm

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  53. Pylonz on September 16th, 2009 1:45 am

    Needz moar pylons

  54. killercartoons on May 14th, 2010 10:17 am

    I… I don't know how I didn't see this before!

  55. Combatbeaver on July 20th, 2010 10:11 am

    careful! they might rush your liver after they unburrow inside your stomach!

  56. Combatbeaver on July 20th, 2010 10:12 am

    *eats the zerg hive*
    Cake maker:gg (good gobble)

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