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BARAKA OBAMA - Finishing off recessions since 2009

Lord Senax is in ur white house… um….. doin’, uh…
Dammit I’m sick of thinking up taglines, you guys come up with one for this!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 6, 2009 · 6:41 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (227 votes, average: 4.36 out of 5)
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At least no one will argue about his plans.
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Baraka Obama: Slashing the deficit (and whiny Reublicans) with his retractable blades.

As for the tagline: Lord Senax is in your White House, Kombating your leader.
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2 replies · active 843 weeks ago
As if I would dare kombat THAT monster!
The cookie monster...maybe...but definitely not Baraka Obama.
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Too awesome I can't come with a pun! XD D: XD
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First submission that Shawn put up, such a good score :3
I'm happy, even so much later in life.
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Fuck pulling out soldiers in Iraq, he'll go over there himself and kick everyone's ass! There will be no more war... AND NO MERCY!!!
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
No, no more war. ONLY SLAUGHTER.
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lets just say that i already predicted this post,which means WIN
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See kids? This is a REAL pun.
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
TURBOPUN.
(sorry)
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I think those retractable blades of his are more powerful than forty armies put together.

Holy f**k Baraka looks like the Bat Kid in this picture.

Creepy.....
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He's sick of the muthafuckin' recessions in his muthafuckin' country.
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1 reply · active 844 weeks ago
But sadly, the recession is world wide. What's he gonna do NOW?

Oh wait... nvm.
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FINISH IT!
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4 replies · active 844 weeks ago
OBAMA WINS

FRIENDSHIP
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FLAWLESS PRESIDENCY. (We hope)
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KidWithTheFace · 844 weeks ago

^^ Tagline
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CIVILITY.
(Yes, it's from VGCats. GAWD.)
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I could have sworn this joke has been done before.
Like...a lot...
Maybe I'm just crazy.
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Dueling analogs, like.....way back. :P
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Oh yeah...It does seem kinda familiar.
Also OMFG.
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I opened up the front page and saw this... I almost shat my pants.
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
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TheAceOfSkulls · 843 weeks ago

I saw this before on Dueling Analogs, only it was during the elections and there was John McCain as some other character. Still, it's a great (and still underused) line.
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Baraka Obama: He hungers for change... *droool*
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Ooh...that is a GOOD one!
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The Silent One · 844 weeks ago

Run from the Chief.
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Something tells me that recessions aren't the ONLY thing he can finish off.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna hide in my closet with my hockey stick.
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Thad: (In closet) Happy place, happy place, happy place...
Obama: Y HELLO THAR! OMNOMONOM!
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KidWithTheFace · 844 weeks ago

HA! this has made my day. But then I have a soft spot for puns. And killer, drooling monsters in classy suits.
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Gamegeneral · 844 weeks ago

BARAKA OBAMA VS. BEN BERNUAN-CHI

FINISH HIM!
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yeah i found this on a google search about 2 weeks ago
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
Similar, yes. EXACTLY this? No.
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yeah probly not exactly, but the picture is the same
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3181/2296936122_95...
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this scared the shit outta me at first
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Baraka obama: he's goin' to end problems, oh he IS going to end problems
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Tagline: FIRST.
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Ooh I see wat u did thar.
And I approve!
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Change Change Change Change Change Change Change
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When?

C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.
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2 replies · active 844 weeks ago
ch-ch-ch-ch-change and hope Breaker
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