Only Colgate Total Plus Whitening can outsmart yellow teeth.

Wait… who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY BRUSH?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 28, 2009 · 11:46 AM 
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32 Responses to “Only Colgate Total Plus Whitening can outsmart yellow teeth.”

  1. 1qqqq1 on February 28th, 2009 4:53 pm

    First! This is a good one.

  2. Fo Realz on February 28th, 2009 4:56 pm

    Lol I never noticed it but heavy is a jason statham look a like.

  3. AuraMaster on February 28th, 2009 5:01 pm

    Hey, Heavy! Lookin' snazzy! *thumbs up*

  4. Alfax on February 28th, 2009 6:16 pm

    5 starts for this one :D
    ive never met one person that can outsmart colgate *shows brush*

  5. MrRaccoon on February 28th, 2009 6:36 pm

    Total Win!

  6. Dr. Time-Cop on February 28th, 2009 6:49 pm

    Great job.

  7. xGRiMx on February 28th, 2009 7:04 pm

    For when those pesky sandviches get stuck in your teeth.

  8. FoxyMayo on February 28th, 2009 7:09 pm

    Cry some more, plaque!

  9. Paiv on February 28th, 2009 7:32 pm

    Some people think they can outsmart me…maybe…maybe…I've yet to meet someone that can outsmart brush.

  10. Alfax on February 28th, 2009 7:48 pm


  11. ChitterChatter on February 28th, 2009 7:49 pm

    What was that brush? Brush my teeth? Good idea! Ah hahahahahahaha!

  12. KingofRetards on February 28th, 2009 9:17 pm

    Colgate is the equivalent of having a scout in your mouth that bonks plaque!

  13. Taiho on February 28th, 2009 10:07 pm

    Four out of five medics recommend Colgate. The fifth one is a spy and recommends a knife to the face instead.

  14. g1drake on February 28th, 2009 10:09 pm

    i see no ham stickie

  15. Eight_Ball on February 28th, 2009 7:00 pm

    It costs $400,000 dollars to brush my teeth for twelve seconds.

  16. Trogador on March 1st, 2009 3:56 am

    Only Colgate can clean the plaque from that mid-battle sandvich.

  17. Sword on March 1st, 2009 4:34 am

    Thats what she said.

  18. The Silent One on March 1st, 2009 5:18 am


  19. Exalt on March 1st, 2009 4:17 pm

    The funniest thing to me is that i sent this in MONTHS ago, this place must get a lot of e-mail. Also, I didn't make it, I just found it. :B

  20. BlueChameleon on March 2nd, 2009 12:39 am

    Some people think their teeth can outshine me. Maybe, maybe.

  21. Euphitonuim on March 2nd, 2009 4:44 am

    Yes, yes, it can outsmart yellow teeth, but toothpaste still cannot outsmart bullet!!

  22. Haywire on March 15th, 2009 6:20 pm

    Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.

  23. DarkSpeedZero on March 15th, 2009 7:24 pm


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