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I CAN HAS HOSTAGE!?

Samuel Ballam forgot to read his copy of the Geneva Convention this morning!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 25, 2009 · 2:43 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (179 votes, average: 2.12 out of 5)
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"its free, i don't see what the problem is"
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Hostages don't work if they're dead in the FIRST place.
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4 replies · active 849 weeks ago
Maybe he's trying to negotiate with a bunch of necrophiliacs...?
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If that's the case... then god help us all.
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Sorry, I can't do anything about it.
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Maybe it's opposite day?
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Maybe it's opposite day?
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Submitter Bio
Name: Samuel Ballam
Age: Old Enough
Hobbies: Playing Halo 3, T-Bagging, Shooting n00bs, Looking For Girls On Halo, Asking Said Girls If They Are Hot, Disobeying The Geneva Conventions, Necrophiliasm, And Taking Dead Hostages.
Last Seen: In Your Halolz, Taking Ur Hostages.
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2 replies · active 849 weeks ago
LO-FREAKING-L
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typical bio of a master of fail console gamer. i mean seriously, "looking for girls on halo"? chicks are much better irl. i promise. PC FTW
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What will prevent Bison from taking more hostages next month and asking for fifty billion dollars? A hundred billion?
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1 reply · active 849 weeks ago
Why ask for billions, when you can have... MILLIONS! *pinky to mouth*
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TERRORISTS WIN
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Remember Snake, this is a sneaking mission. If you don't hide the bodies the other guards will find them and sound the alarm. Your disguise won't fool them for long if that happens.
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Can't let you have that hostage!
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3 replies · active 849 weeks ago
Can't let you memic that, you suck(s)!
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Can't let you memic that, you suck!
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Man, I think he needs a new hostage, this one is all bloody....
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If I don't see it, it's not illegal
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Hostages don't work if they're dead in the FIRST place!
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Submitter Bio
Name: Samuel Ballam
Age: Old Enough
Hobbies: Playing Halo 3, T-Bagging, Shooting n00bs, Looking For Girls On Halo, Asking Said Girls If They Are Hot, Disobeying The Geneva Conventions, Necrophiliasm, And Taking Dead Hostages.
Last Seen: In Your Halolz, T-=aking Ur Hostages.
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ManiacalZManiac · 849 weeks ago

Ironically, we've already had a hostage Halo picture...
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Looks like the funny picture streak Halolz was having is over....
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