The problem with zombies is that they’re never up during normal business hours!
By ZenOfThunder, submitted by Killercartoons
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 28, 2009 · 3:18 AM
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Categories: Depressing, Failure, Left 4 Dead, Motivational, PC, Serious Business, Valve Software, Xbox 360, Zombies · Leave a comment (44 Comments) |
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Oh, that poor, poor zombie. All it wanted was to buy Left 4 Dead.
To top things off later that day she got spinal tapped. You know what they say, "when it rains it pours".
BRAIN STORE IS CLOSED
"no brrrainsss,sniff"
Left 4 Lunch
Strangely, the brain store was opened before the zombie apocalypse.
In today's tough economic times it's often difficult for hard working zombies to find honest jobs to supports their families. Hunted by roving bands of gun-toting hoodlums, these peaceful abominations against man and god can no longer make a make an un-living in today's world. Please help support these noble, flesh-eating creatures. Donate your used cars, old clothing, small children, and blank checks to the Zombie Relief Fund by calling 1-800- 4BRAINS. Please, donate today.
Your coment is awesome XD
Maybe they can work for the goverment or in an office, zombies are good at that
Oh no, just the last day before all her brain cupons expired D:
How many left4dead entries are now?
Awwwwwww….all she wanted was some eye liner and new lipstick.
nice, im starting to like the comment threads a lot more than the actual pictures now, it brings so much more story line to the image than the original quote can allow
At least it wasn't a "The store's all are closed" motivational poster. The caption could've read "With a word she could get what she came for."
Why is the store on quarantine…?
Just what was she hoping to buy?
Yeah, but they never had a ever good stock selection.
This so should've been made into a Dead Rising Wii joke xD
First she gets infected, then she has to put up with the witches whining, then that mess with the tank and now her favorite store's closed. How can her day get any worse?
A zombie hater would shoot her in the face, that could be worse XD
and then steal her purse
O.o
You, sir, are win.
i know what you meant,it true, only brains of fallen scientist or super models
All she wanted was to do her laundry…
She gets attacked by a vicious hoarde of humans!
… Dead 4 Left … Coming Soon …
This just makes me ;_;
Poor zombie, all she wanted was to make up her mind between buying Left 4 Dead, eye liner and lipstick, or doing her laundry…
Yeah, this one time I bought a brain, and when I got it home I realized I had bought the wrong one! I think it was some Abby Normal's brain or something….
4 dead left or left 4 life sounds better imo
how can she make up her mind i wonder? well, i mean, she has no brain to make up her mind with!
Nice Reference!
I can see it now:
"Weeelcoome tooo DeeMVeee"
"Yes, I need my license changed. I want it to show that I'm an organ donor"
"Dooonaaaate braaaiiiiinssss?"
i is thinking mebe she just wants new arm, like seriously zombie apocalypse brought prices way down
That's why she wants to eat.
It goes: NOM NOM NOM
"The sum of the squares of two sides of an isoceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."
and what you did with that brain.
"Zombie's parts and body", were you can find from the new models of arms and servered eyes to the biggets stock of brains!
Try the new super model brain, for those zombies that like to take care of their healt, or try our high in protein teacher's brains, it's brain-liciouss!
*Excess in the use of brains may cause cancer… but what does it matter? You're already death :D*
Actually, that's the Pythagorean theorem, but it doesn't apply to isosceles triangles, only to right triangle. a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a and b are the legs of a right triangle and c is the hypotenuse. I'm in Calculus II, so I have to use that all the time.
Actually, that's the Pythagorean theorem, but it doesn't apply to isosceles triangles, only to right triangles. a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a and b are the legs of a right triangle and c is the hypotenuse. I'm in Calculus II, so I have to use that all the time.
In my mind, that gets about a +9000 thumbs up.
One of my favorite movies. Thumbs up for you, sir.
D'oh >.<
um….thanks i guess we should know that (atleast as a college student i should) but as MrRaccoon said, D'oh!
Side effects may include:
Death, bloating, nausiea, extreme weight gain, severe depression, red shiny eyes, coughing, extended tongues, sharpened claws, urges to jump about, extreme muscle build, cravings for flesh, or in severe cases more death
"Zombie not liek rotten meat D:"
Now that's something I would like to hear
She buys the lipstick and puts it on her forehead! (MAKEUP her mind :D)
Aren't bad jokes great?
Looks like economic crises affect even the zombies.
Soon they'll run out of brains!
This is pretty amazing and I'm totally posting it up on albotas.
EYE POOP-ED MAI PAINTS