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Pyro - The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 3, 2009 · 10:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (298 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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I feel that this is an Epic Win for 2 reasons
1.) TF2
2.) George Carlin
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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago
RIP Carlin.
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"It takes a certain kind'a lunatic to use a flamethrower… all I'm sayin'."

<a href="http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/812/812177p1.html" target="_blank">http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/812/812177p1.html
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only reason this is funny i because of the text.

which is fine, because it's hilarious
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I knew it was carlin by the third word.
:D
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the quote makes the picture. decent screen, but epic quote.4.5/5
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I wouldn't say the picture is nice. It's just a Pyro flaming a demo.

But then again, the quote is epic. I'm putting that on my MSN now. -flies-

5/5 <3
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You mean there's people that DON'T say that to themselves?
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I guess he was tired of people makin fun of his inability to talk so he decided to buy a flame thrower :P
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George Carlin said something similar. See Napalm & Silly Putty page 81-82 under Some Like It Hot.
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dammit, second, awesome pic, pyros ftw. in tf2 and real life :-D
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Beautiful fire o.o
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That caption seems really familiar. I'm sure I've seen it before, just without Pyro.
Still awesome though, 4/5
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2 replies · active 820 weeks ago
George Carlin.
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That caption seems really familiar. I'm sure I've seen it before, just without Pyro.
Still awesome though, 4/5
EDIT: Found it! This guy's awesome :D
<a href="http://thinkexist.com/quotation/the_very_existenc..." target="_blank">http://thinkexist.com/quotation/the_very_existenc...
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this has to be the most epic and most truthful quote ever.
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Hey, this seem as good a place as any to post this.
I just tried the random submission link and it doesn't seem to do anything. I'm using Safari.
Could anyone else try it and let me know if it works for them, please? :)
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W+LMB (left mouse button)= pyro skill, but good picture though
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ConkerBirdy · 856 weeks ago

I salute to the Pyro
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"...then the army heard of them and came on over, 'We would like to buy 500,000 of these. We have some people that we would like to throw flame on. Give us 500,000 and paint them dark brown... we don't want anyone to see them!" George Carlin R.I.P.
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This was an Over 9000/5 , and I laughed so hard, I proceeded to yell out roflcopter so loud, the ground shook and cupcakes with carrots awesomed and bunions.
Ow!
Dane Bramage!
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This was an Over 9000/5 , and I laughed so hard, I proceeded to yell out roflcopter so loud, the ground shook and cupcakes with carrots awesomed and bunions.
Ow!
Dane Bramage!
LOL SEIZURE
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only reason this is funny is because of the text.

which is fine, because it's hilarious
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Quote is great pic not so much!
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How about taking Goldrush, then seperating it in four areas, seperated from the rest with ten-foot high electrical fences.....
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That actually makes a lot of sense....
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It's one of those things that never occurs to you, but it really should.

Like whenever you are killed in any game, you shout at the person who killed you/ the TV rather than actually preparing for respawn so you can actually rip their balls out through their throat like you threatened.
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Well, long distance is great and all, but how the hell am I supposed to do it close distance? Matches take too long, and lighters are too obvious.
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Er, all FasterFox does is send multiple requests for a site instead of one, which can get you temp or permabanned from some sites for request flooding. It also lags everyone else on your LAN (the effects are far worse on a wifi network) since it's like twenty computers all sending a request at once.

Trust me. I've used it. Didn't help much (if any), and it got me cut off my local wifi for a few days for exceeded bandwidth. ._.
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lmao and thats why we have the flare gun, yay xD
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Kurt Cobrain · 856 weeks ago

Is that... an Eddie Izzard quote? That reminds me of an Eddie Izzard routine!
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Picture is nothing special and the caption is too long to be funny.
Quote would've been fine by itself but it's just not funny.
1/5
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Lol no one commented yet
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w00t first.
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way to rip off a dead comedian. classy.
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