Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals

Hey it’s Thanksgiving! What an appropriate time to post PETA’s unauthorized Cooking Mama game! Tastes like murder! Tasty, tasty murder!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 27, 2008 · 7:32 AM 
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137 Responses to “[GAME] Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals”

  1. Aidan on November 27th, 2008 1:00 am

    Very very good
    I think that calling to people to be vergetarian is a bit extreme, but nonetheless, this gives a very important message.
    Know where your turkey comes from, go free range, not battery farmed.
    This is a Brit wishing you all a great thanksgiving!

  2. Zeromaxx on November 27th, 2008 1:35 am

    Ah PETA, in your new tactics you've not only lost many potential members because of this retarded game but probably some current members as well! I'd like to thank them for furthering my goal of PETA no longer existing.

  3. Meep on November 27th, 2008 1:59 am

    Majesco's answer to this game?

    Pet Shop Mama :D

    While I have nothing wrong against vegetarians, I hate PETA's extreme tactics. It's like they never picked up a science book before, to check that humans are omnivores, no matter their tastes.
    The best thing to do, while killing those animals who will ease our hunger, is to give them a quick, painless death. But, as usual, PETA likes to be in the spotlight. What's next? Human maternal milk is lethal for babies, because it comes from mammals?

    Oh, wait…

  4. SpiralCocktail on November 27th, 2008 2:06 am

    Ever see that show "Bullshit" by those magicians Penn and Teller? They did a feature on PETA. PETA supporters are idiots, their organization is indeed bullshit.

  5. kurisu7885 on November 27th, 2008 2:29 am

    I really hope Majesco sues PETA into oblivion for this.

  6. Enzan on November 27th, 2008 3:25 am

    fuck PETA!!! if i want to eat an animal they cant do jack about it i dont mess with them and their stupid beliefs then why the fuck they have to insult the omnivoruos??

  7. Allen on November 27th, 2008 3:54 am

    now THAT is fucked up

  8. SomeGuy on November 27th, 2008 4:00 am

    The suffering makes it taste better.

  9. g1drake on November 27th, 2008 4:13 am

    a little weird

  10. Jonesy on November 27th, 2008 4:36 am

    Firebombing scientific research facilities is fine but killing an animal for food isn't? Man I love PETA. I wonder if they realize that animals eat animals. Are they going to start yelling at all the carnivorous animals anytime soon?

  11. piclemaniscool on November 27th, 2008 5:06 am

    what they don't tell you is that you CAN buy turkey in stores that ISN'T horribly mutilated. Its called free ranged, kosher turkey. (that goes for all animals btw) Their assholes for basically saying that if u don't like crappy taste of tofu, or *shudder*, tofurkey, then ur a murderer and that turkeys are as smart, and have personalities like cats and dogs. BS. If they were that smart, they wouldn't stare up at a raining sky, mouth wide open, until they drown. Someone is going to say that's a misconception, but they would have to have done it at least once before for people to always say that.

    And they exaggerate the expressions too. no one hate turkeys THAT MUCH. Well, maybe the people that stay with them on the "preserves" but they'd probably commit suicide then kill an innocent bird.

    and btw I personally barely eat turkey.

  12. Rodge on November 27th, 2008 5:16 am

    That tofu looked viler then the turkey!
    *chomps on turkey leg*

  13. Raylax on November 27th, 2008 5:34 am

    BRILLIANT! Peta successfully made a game that made me happy to not be a vegetarian. The more I play this, the more I wanted to go slice up a cow~

  14. GEK on November 27th, 2008 5:54 am

    PETA: Animal rights over human rights, FUCK YEAH

  15. Ken on November 27th, 2008 6:10 am

    I thought PETA stood for: People Eating Tasty Animals.

  16. Hayley on November 27th, 2008 6:23 am

    So…if you eat turkey you're a homicidal freak?

  17. Beckster on November 27th, 2008 6:32 am

    ok…um i'm gonna go enjoy the delish turkey my dad is making. okay? YAY TURKEY!!

  18. sosij-man on November 27th, 2008 6:54 am

    regardless of whether or not i eat that bird, they will still kill it, so why let it go to waste.

  19. Panic on November 27th, 2008 7:07 am

    Did anybody else noticed the irony of the fact that preparing the turkey, stuffing it, etc., was harder than making the damn tofu?

    The one you put more effort into will always be better!

  20. Kbman on November 27th, 2008 7:12 am

    Did anyone else want to eat more turkey after they saw this game?
    (And if your meal looks like what the first one did, you're doing it wrong)

  21. Paul d'Arbonne on November 27th, 2008 7:15 am

    Ahhahah! This is fucking great!

  22. Sinister Minister on November 27th, 2008 7:27 am

    Haha. Animals have no "legal protection".

    Um…why should they? Animals eat animals. We eat animals. In some cases, animals eat us.

    PETA: Desperately trying to forget basic human principles.

  23. SonicXV on November 27th, 2008 7:42 am

    You make it sound like Dr. Breen is behind PETA :)

  24. GRiM on November 27th, 2008 7:52 am


  25. Reprobate on November 27th, 2008 7:54 am

    Screw you PETA, for ruining Cooking Mama. I too hope Majesco kicks and sh**s all over you and your hypocrisy. Tonight, I will eat ALL of the vegan's share of the turkey, cholesterol be damned!

  26. Spherical Combat on November 27th, 2008 8:18 am

    can we say "over-reactmeant"? i played this inside out and it makes us sound e murderers, fucking PETA… how about we start protesting agianst you for eating our ecosystem? those soya beans had a life, a wonderful life, so fuck you… plants are alive, we eat living things and you cant escape it

  27. Acheron on November 27th, 2008 8:53 am

    You know… I actually enjoyed the first part.

  28. Ryan on November 27th, 2008 9:01 am

    It's too bad Turkey is fucking delicious

  29. Kbman on November 27th, 2008 9:01 am

    Wait a second, Mama didn't actually kill any animals!
    When she got the turkey, it was already dead!

  30. Onishii on November 27th, 2008 9:04 am

    PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. Yum.

  31. Reverend Hobo on November 27th, 2008 9:19 am

    Ah, PETA. Fucking bunch of jackasses.

  32. Reverend Hobo on November 27th, 2008 9:25 am

    Also, it seems mama needs to get a sharper knife, You don't saw back and forth to behead a turkey! Come on PETA, at least do some research.

  33. Mmm, turkey on November 27th, 2008 9:46 am

    I have never craved a turkey more than I have right now.

  34. Kopaka on November 27th, 2008 10:55 am


    Who want's meat!?! I'm wantin' a burger now!

  35. Bruce2001 on November 27th, 2008 10:55 am

    I think they watched too many Disney flicks…

  36. BlueChameleon on November 27th, 2008 11:56 am


  37. Nick Soapdish on November 27th, 2008 12:44 pm

    As well done as it is (though the game is a bugger to play in places), screw PETA and their 'all people who eat meat are bastards' ideals.
    Now I'm off to go eat some chicken. Mmm….. chicken….

  38. burnoutspartan on November 27th, 2008 10:50 am

    Wow how incredibly desperate of them! *not completely surprised face*

  39. Hirofox on November 27th, 2008 2:45 pm

    No. Just no. I was afraid this would get posted, and I was right. Screw you Peta, and your inability to deliver a message without extremist means.

    It's people like them who make animal lovers like me look bad, and that's no good.

  40. Joshy206 on November 27th, 2008 4:51 pm

    Turkeys are Omnivores too, just like humans. So… where's Turkey Mama Kills?

    I really hate extremists… PETA is the definition of one.

  41. Joshy206 on November 28th, 2008 1:31 am

    I just played through the whole game: it's actually fun.

    As I've stated, I don't like PETA, but this is just hilarious. If anything, it turned me off vegetables because apparently all Vegetarians eat is freakin' Tofu. I know they don't just eat that, but that's what the game implies.

  42. Vabolo on November 28th, 2008 2:11 am

    You know, shouldn't PETA try to discourage the use of slaughterhouses instead of the consumption of meat? After all, not everyone's going to go vegan, I mean, how do you replace your meat if you're allergic to soya or if, like most people, you either love steak (or chicken, or pork, or whatever, I won't judge) or hate toffu? It's much simpler to encourage the boycott or maybe a petition against slaughterhouses than to go try to kill the whole meat industry, which includes free range, causing a lot of unemployment,? Do we want that during a global economic crisis? Though they have a solution, it isn't the right one.

  43. Lancer2010 on November 28th, 2008 2:29 am

    PETA seems to be very stupid, and very much looking for whatever attention they can get. Makes me wonder what would happen if we just didn't pay attention to them?

  44. vperjbf on November 28th, 2008 2:42 am

    I saw this on NewGrounds a week ago…But yeah…PETA…They make OKAY games, but they're a little creepy…Of course, I'd like to say that I ate HAM and TURKEY this Thanksgiving…and it tasted AWESOME.

  45. vperjbf on November 28th, 2008 2:45 am

    Also wow…Who knew eggs had so much BLOOD in them!?

  46. Naro on November 28th, 2008 3:11 am

    Oh haha. This is hilarious. I had just played Cooking Mama on the DS right before I played this.

    I gotta say. The game itself is really good graphic wise with trying to be close to Cooking Mama and all of that. But come on. What are they going to do next, protest against zombies?

    Oh I'd love to see that one.

  47. Scorch6679 on November 28th, 2008 4:13 am

    ….I feel dirty… OM NOM NOM…. WHY did I have to play and watch the vids before I ate today … -__-

  48. KingofRetards on November 28th, 2008 4:30 am

    This needs to be filed under "Irony" because if PETA is against the killing of animals then why to they make games about killing animals. :O

  49. Haywire on November 28th, 2008 5:04 am

    Seriously, there is something wrong with these people. Who the hell gets offended by a cartoony cooking game? People with a mental deficiency, that's who!

  50. smashpro1 on November 28th, 2008 5:43 am

    the turkey I made ended up looking disgusting, unlike that absolutely delicious looking and tasting thing I ate 8 hours ago

  51. Kevin_J167 on November 28th, 2008 6:02 am

    I've lost a lot of respect for PETA after seeing this. I mean really, attack Cooking Mama? Now, although I don't like him, I understand why someone like Jack Thompson would go after GTA. After all, the game is violent. But going after a game about cooking because you can cook meat in the game? Really PETA?
    Someone needs to give PETA something to do, because now they're going after virtual meat eaters as well…

  52. RaptorStomp on November 28th, 2008 6:05 am

    I played through most of this game, wow, did it ever make me laugh. Thank you PETA for the funny time, kinda feels like the only good thing you've ever done for humanity.

    and with that, I think I'll grab some mc donalds, or mabey KFC, or should I just have a nice sub, decisions, decisions.

  53. AnimePirate on November 28th, 2008 6:46 am

    You HAD respect for PETA?

  54. xandu2 on November 28th, 2008 7:05 am

    This game made me laugh so I hard I now have the unlockable "Mama Kills Animals" wallpaper. Major lolz for the blood and feathers coming out of eggs, gravy, and EVERYTHING EVER. The call out on factory farming is a legitimate message but I prefer facts to fanaticism. I guess they get respect only because they apparently cared enough to make a game, proving they are at least dedicated if clinically insane.
    BTW don't hold your breath for a lawsuit, Majesco knows and has responded but this is covered under parody in copyright law so they're fine for now.

  55. Orion X on November 28th, 2008 7:26 am

    I'm gonna steal a line from Hotel Rwanda.
    People see something like this and say, "Oh that's horrible!" And then go right back to eating dinner.
    …Which, let's say for irony's sake, is turkey.

    The game isn't bad, but eh… I like my games that don't teach me lessons.

  56. X Intolerable X on November 28th, 2008 7:30 am

    Delicious! Fucking delicious!

  57. Sinister Minister on November 28th, 2008 7:53 am

    Reading it again, it does kinda sound like it. :) Only makes this more enjoyable.

  58. Ravage on November 28th, 2008 8:25 am

    That last part…Soo scary. ._.

  59. Kevin_J167 on November 28th, 2008 8:47 am

    well, what little respect I had for them. I tend to hold a little respect for those who go against what I think is right. Kind of makes me the better person imo

  60. Evitron on November 28th, 2008 9:27 am

    After playing this, I immediately went down and had a turkey sandwich, with extra turkey.

  61. Charloot on November 28th, 2008 11:23 am

    I think I might play it again.
    I'm now looking forward to my xmas chirstmas dinner even more.
    PETA are fucking stupid, they give vegetarianism a bad name.

  62. {]RC[} Psycho on November 28th, 2008 12:15 pm

    Note how most cooks just cook a frozen turkey, yet PETA feels the need to show all this gore?
    *cough, cough* FUCK PETA! *cough, cough*

  63. Evitron on November 29th, 2008 4:29 am

    Hey man zombies have rights too. Don't be racist. :p

  64. The Antipoet on November 29th, 2008 7:54 am

    As much as I love that comment, and as much as it amuses me, I don't think PETA's beef (haha, getit? *shot*) is with the Cooking Mama series. They're just using it as a vehicle to portray their beliefs. It's a parody, yanno? :)

    But you're totally right, people and their video game pro-censorship arguments are ridiculous up the wazoo.

  65. The Antipoet on November 29th, 2008 8:02 am

    You know what pisses me off about PETA? It's that they're a bunch of rich americans that can AFFORD to care about non-issues like "animals' feeeeeelings", but instead waste their time throwing flour at supermodels. If you hate puppy mills so much, why not create a humane breeding program? If you hate slaughterhouses, donate money to struggling free-range operations. Don't waste your time making eating lettuce look "sexy" (God, I hate those ads).

    But the worst part of all is, these are all people who are making what, 30K a year at the very least? The average human in the world subsists off an income of 5 dollars a year. There are children in Haiti who eat termites for every meal because there is NOTHING else to eat. Is PETA going to force these people worldwide who depend upon meat to, you know, STAY ALIVE, to die so the animals won't have their feeeeeelings hurt?!?!

    God I hate PETA.

  66. Asbduhas on November 29th, 2008 8:22 am

    F****ing PETA wants us to stop killing and eating animals… Do any of their members realize that humans as a species have killed and eaten animals ever since they existed? It's impossible to stop a habit that old.

  67. Happy on November 29th, 2008 12:57 pm


  68. Happy on November 29th, 2008 12:59 pm

    Can you believe it, Mama forgot to wash the turkey? Tsk, tsk. No wonder why our dinner had so much blood all over it.

    And in other news, all housewives throughout history must burn in hell for making meat dinners.

  69. Twentay on November 30th, 2008 1:11 am

    "Because of you you, Mama loves animals"
    oh dear god…
    I made a furry!

  70. SprodeMaster on November 30th, 2008 5:26 am

    Can't they get some fucking picket signs and be happy like everyone else?
    I'm surprised Mountain Dew haven't sponsored them yet because they're so EXTREME!!!

  71. Exploderizer on November 30th, 2008 5:34 am

    That's what she said.

  72. Exploderizer on November 30th, 2008 5:37 am

    That's whatt she said.

  73. Exploderizer on November 30th, 2008 5:38 am

    That's what she said?

  74. Exploderizer on November 30th, 2008 5:40 am

    That's ALSO what she said.

  75. KingofRetards on November 30th, 2008 7:05 am

    This game make turkey day 10 times better.

  76. Neon on November 30th, 2008 7:57 am


  77. LaundryMan on November 30th, 2008 8:39 am

    Game's not worth being bugged about "killing an innocent turkey!"
    Human prerogative: survive--whether it be to others' benefit or expense.

  78. MexicanJuice on November 30th, 2008 12:50 pm

    Oh, PETA. Your shortsighted ways amuse me so, as does this hilarious Flash. Make more, please!

  79. Exploderizer on December 1st, 2008 1:42 am

    Just like Gary Busey!

  80. Red on December 1st, 2008 2:53 am

    Um. No. Alright PETA, at first I just ignored you being crazy but now you have gone too far! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY COOKING MAMA!

  81. Red on December 1st, 2008 2:59 am

    Okay, I've played the game now. Wow. PETA, you guys are batshit crazy.

  82. AquaLink on December 2nd, 2008 1:59 am

    it's hilarious how whoever made this made the worst possible thanksgiving turkey and gravy ever.


  83. Demon5007 on December 4th, 2008 10:33 am

    I had no idea that eggs BLED when you crack them. Or that they had feathers inside of them. Oh, PETA, I had thought you had mastered the art of ripping off Nintendo games with your anti-KFC Mario game, but you have mastered the are with this one. The most unrealistic games are always the most educational. So I have to wonder, how much money did PETA waste on this piece of shit?

  84. oyster on December 11th, 2008 3:37 am

    I love turkey.

  85. oyster on December 11th, 2008 3:40 am

    hear, hear!

  86. oyster on December 11th, 2008 3:43 am

    I love how -- in tiny letters -- they have a link you can click to write to the makers of Cooking Mama for an ~*~all vegetarian~*~ recipe.

  87. Bakubear on December 11th, 2008 5:08 pm

    This game makes me want to eat turkey and stuffing -- and I don’t even like it much. <3 Thanks, PETA! Now I know what’s for dinner tonight.

    Oh, and silly PETA, not knowing proper food preparation. Also wtf at eggs BLEEDING. And.. well, all the fallacies in this game.

  88. Paiv on February 10th, 2009 4:33 am

    Wow PETA, pointing out how disgusting killing a turkey is, is useless. Its disgusting to kill any living multi-celled organism in this world (duh). If you really want to make a difference, why don't you sue these people that are treating the turkeys so badly. I mean, this game just really demeans your character.

  89. Dyzun on March 29th, 2009 7:46 pm

    PETA is stupid. they made this game to much fun. I laughed my ass off.

  90. MAENG DASALLA on April 16th, 2009 3:13 am

    this is ASOME PEOPLE

  91. Zacky on April 20th, 2009 6:46 am

    If we aren't supposed eat turkeys, why do they taste so damn good?!

  92. Mysteria on May 28th, 2009 10:50 am

    Man, this shouldn't be here, this webite is meant fo humour, not properganda.
    But as it's here I might as well put my opinion on this.Whilst do agree with peta's ultimate goal, freedom of cruelty for all creature, they're going about it the wrong way, they're spending far too much money and time on propergada when they should be spending it on the animals directly (food, shelter, ect.) and are wasting their time telling people it's wrong to eat animals, and don't help themselves by bendng the truth or even lying, and people from peta always expect the worst from humans, they always assume that if an animal is injured it's result of human cruelty ot neglect, it all makes them look bad.And while I think it's a good idea to be vegetarian/vegan, it is human nature to hunt and kill animals, since we ever existed,and in some places it's impossible to live a healthy lifestyle wihout eating animals.

  93. anonymous on June 7th, 2009 8:50 pm

    I loled

  94. i EATS LOTS OF MEAT on June 7th, 2009 8:53 pm

    I don't know, I kinda like the "guiltless burgers" at chilies

  95. drf on June 7th, 2009 8:53 pm

    But it was pretty fun

  96. Jofus on June 10th, 2009 2:51 pm

    I really can't believe how many idiots there are on this site, it has a number of facts in between each level detailing some gruesome and un-ethical ways animals are treated, their not campaining against killing animals but the way that their treated, can't believe how stupid some of you are.

  97. coocoocachoo on June 14th, 2009 4:30 am

    PETA is full of really messed up psychopathic freaks

  98. dopop on June 19th, 2009 8:57 pm


  99. dopop on June 19th, 2009 8:59 pm

    cooking mama loves animals

  100. dopop on June 19th, 2009 9:08 pm

    pop butts cooking mama

  101. dopop on June 19th, 2009 9:13 pm

    why she pop butts

  102. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:28 pm

    cooking mama is cool in the last part

  103. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:30 pm

    animals are cool

  104. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:32 pm

    animals are cooler then pet

  105. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:33 pm

    i love cooking mama games

  106. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:34 pm

    i have cooking mama on ds

  107. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:34 pm

    i love them

  108. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:35 pm

    i love them to

  109. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:38 pm

    do i love cooking mama

  110. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:40 pm

    cooking mama is a good game

  111. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:41 pm

    i love it

  112. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:44 pm

    om nom nom what

  113. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:45 pm


  114. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:47 pm


  115. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:49 pm

    pop no your self

  116. dopop on June 19th, 2009 10:58 pm

    cooking mama is mean

  117. dopop on June 20th, 2009 2:32 am


  118. dopop on June 20th, 2009 2:44 am

    hi cooking mama

  119. dopop on June 20th, 2009 2:47 am

    oh yhea it is not dead

  120. Pierre Aremont on June 23rd, 2009 12:23 pm

    Seriously? S-seriously? You maggots are kidding me, Cooking Mama has done nothing wrong EXCEPT FEED HER FAMILY WITH DELICIOUS TASTY MEAT. After playing this, I want a Salsbury Steak, no seriously. Maybe some Turkey on a side, and chocolate milk…….and human. Maybe peas and some corn. Hell, i'm having a dinner tonight….with myself. I'mma call up my Mama now. Anyone wanna join the feast?

  121. Mr Doe on July 10th, 2009 10:31 am

    Prepare for a Wall of text,
    The Game was about Cooking not about Killing animals someone at PETA saw the game and didnt see harmless cooking game but a game about roasting the flesh or poor mistreated animals who didnt deserve such a fate and we should take up arms against this atrocity before it corrupts americas youths.
    The Animals theyre complaining about us 'mistreating' would do no better in nature as years of domestication and subsequent evolution has left them unable to fend for themselves. and yes PETA does support Vegan lifestyles and have taken action against the meat industry and the people who work for it, because killing an animal and then eating it is wrong in their eyes. I myself have been yelled at by a PETA member (or at least somebody who owns a hat that says PETA) because I was eating beef jerky.

    P.S. PETA is an organization based on Hatemongering and coming up with random statistics so the 'Facts' are most likely a gross exadgeration.
    if you feel that PETA is right about everything then you are misinformed.

  122. Mr Doe on July 10th, 2009 10:40 am

    Now I get that PETA is a bad organization based around general idiocy but they arent all American (or else it would say Americans not People) and most of the ones Ive seen (been yelled at by whenever the Circus comes to town) are Hippies who smell like pot, feces, or old meat.(which is weird right they hate people who eat meat why do they smell like it?)

  123. Mr Doe on July 10th, 2009 10:44 am

    Well not really Asbduhas considering that there are Vegetarians and Vegans.

  124. katiee on July 26th, 2009 12:04 am

    mama kills the turkey was the best game ever

  125. deborah on July 30th, 2009 12:31 am

    i is a great game

  126. Monch on August 3rd, 2009 6:01 pm


  127. butcherofbaghdad on August 13th, 2009 4:13 am

    I had a lot of fun mutilating that turkey! and I got an ironic wallpaper out of it too!

  128. Eliana on August 16th, 2009 3:53 pm

    well because of you mama love animals

  129. TasteyMurdergirl on August 16th, 2009 2:01 pm

    That was fucking hilarious. especially the end. I would have deepfried turkey this year JUST for this game.

  130. Anon on September 9th, 2009 6:25 am

    Made my mouth water, PeTA, this year, I'm slaughtering my own turkey
    But really, why don't PeTArds get that A. Humans evolved feeding on animals, and B. No body messes with Mama!

  131. Paul on October 13th, 2009 10:41 pm

    this is just me, but when I buy my turkey, stuff it (with eggs that most certainly DON'T have feathers coming out of them), and stick it in the oven, it doesn't have guts pouring out of it.
    just me.

  132. SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 7:33 pm

    I'm guessing because you can eat and think to yourself, "SCREW YOU PETA! I LOVES ME SOME TURKEY!"

  133. SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 7:38 pm

    Must stop rant from appeari- Screw it.
    Peta, why do you forget common instinct, and survival? It's the damn food chain. Also, "OH NO, THEY COOK MEAT!? THOSE BASTARDS!" is really stupid. We get shit like Rent-a-Pet, where you get it for a day, have fun with it, then return it so it goes back into it's shitty, small cage. But no, WE CAN'T EAT MEAT! Also, We have teeth called "Canines", PETA. We got them from hundreds of years of evolution, from EATING MEAT. We also have molars, for eating plants.
    It's good to be nice to animals, but we need meat as well, and no shitty flash will change that.

  134. SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 7:45 pm

    Must stop rant from appeari- Screw it.
    Peta, why do you forget common instinct, and survival? It's the damn food chain. Also, "OH NO, THEY COOK MEAT!? THOSE BASTARDS!" is really stupid. We get shit like Rent-a-Pet, where you get it for a day, have fun with it, then return it so it goes back into it's shitty, small cage. But no, WE CAN'T EAT MEAT! Also, We have teeth called "Canines", PETA. We got them from hundreds of years of evolution, from EATING MEAT. We also have molars, for eating plants.
    It's good to be nice to animals, but we need meat as well, and no shitty flash will change that.
    on an unrelated note, what the hell is with that turkey? It's face seems to scream "Get away from me, you creepy lady. HANDS OFF!"

  135. OshunHill on May 28th, 2010 5:13 pm

    i hate this games it looks like a hock of dodo and cooking mama stiks so bad that a guy won,t like her becase she is ugly and she looks like a cow on a log and i would bet up cooking mama so bad she won,t see her mother know my name is oshunhill and what will cooking mamado to me

  136. BroncoTurbo on June 24th, 2010 6:40 am

    Am I the only one who thinks this version is way more fun than the original?

  137. Silas123781 on July 24th, 2010 12:04 am


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