DON'T RIDE YOUR BIKE INDOORS I WILL FIND OUT IMMEDIATELY

Oak is watching you. ALWAYS WATCHING. Don’t you dare pull that bike out inside a building! DON’T YOU DO IT!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 1:53 PM 
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GO TO WAR AGAINST THE COVENANT IN A BUNCH OF OPEN, UNPROTECTED CARS

But… having no roof makes them lighter! Therefore faster! Besides we spent our entire budget on those super advanced power suits of yours. You guys are lucky we don’t make you walk to the Covenant’s base!
By Max G.




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2010 · 2:45 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (237 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)
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PUBERTY That's what happened

Okay, who DIDN’T get this in their email box the other day and think to themselves “Wow Kirby’s way more of a man than I realized!” Well little did you realize the little guy has always been quite virile!
By AquaLink




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 27, 2010 · 4:15 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (242 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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FIND TWO PERFECTLY FINE CHAINSAWS - ATTACH THEM TO A KAYAK PADDLE

Daddy can fix anything! But really, do you need to FIX a chainsaw? It’s already a pitiless, elegant zombie killing machine. The Bender of the 20th century!
By Mr.Raccoon




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 18, 2010 · 2:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (190 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)
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Advice Meme, Bad Ideas, Capcom, Dead Rising, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360

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TIMING - It's like the Xbox can SENSE when a RRoD will generate maximum rage

Sweet Halo Reach came in time to fire up the 360FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Photo by hlfx, but actually happened to my friend Dave!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 17, 2010 · 6:51 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (375 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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Bungie, Depressing, Halo, Irony, Microsoft, Motivational, Photo Op, Red Ring of Death, Systems, Xbox 360

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IGNORE SUIT POWERS, OBEY MEN

I remember when Samus used to wear the pants around here. You know, the bright orange metal pants!




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 10, 2010 · 5:33 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (286 votes, average: 4.30 out of 5)
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RESCUE SURVIORS - LEAVE THEM TO DIE WHEN MILITARY SHOWS UP

It’s their own fault… they should have assembled their own bike out of five scavenged parts!
By Sir Kemper




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 7, 2010 · 11:04 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (171 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
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DUKE NUKEM - HE CAME TO KICK ASS AND BLOW BUBBLE GUM

In all fairness, he buys his gum by the pallet at Costco.
Still… there’s fashionably late, and then there’s FASHIONABLY LATE.
By Matt G-raffe




Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 6, 2010 · 6:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (215 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
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Duke Nukem, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Strike A Pose, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360

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